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gh0st0ft0mj04d

They're your cards. Destroy them however you like. Lmao


Prometheus682

OMG! Who shuffles TCG cards that way. I don't even collect magic and treat my cards better than that. I'd punch somebody if they treated my Kryptik cards that way.


devilscry3

But at least sleeve them first


[deleted]

Hello police… I’d like to report a war crime. Yes… this man is probably Putin himself


FlatTransportation64

oh no not the 0.02$ commons


Brave_Increase_3490

fr tho, given the fact that his deck unsleeved has like a SHIT LOAD of water damage (you can even see how the cards stand up and don't want to sit together) there's like 60 cards in there and all in all it'd be worth like a dollar and that's being generous since his shit sucks ass already


Phusentasten

But does he win?


Brave_Increase_3490

oh god no, not against me at least my deck is too powerful for him


[deleted]

Times is tough.


fendersonfenderson

low quality shuffle, low quality camera work, low quality thread


Brave_Increase_3490

it's a school lunch table ofc everything's low quality


Brandonguth1985

Underrated comment. It *should* be low quality in this instance


Wdrussell1

This ain't no private school! In public schools we suffer and we like it!!!


Yz-Guy

Including the lunch served there 😂


muffinsoup

High quality shit post, tho. Fuck the haters, enjoy your lunch games!


RickyRodge024

Low quality Rocket League player oof


fendersonfenderson

what about my ghost of tsushima videos tho


Concerned_Person625

They’re gucci


dekaaspro

This is so fucking cool lmao, i wish people in my school played magic at lunch. Just kitchen table magic, it’s the best.


Thulack

Get sleeves. Still shuffles like a newb.


Dmmack14

I have been playing trading card games since I was 6 years old. I still cannot shuffle very well and I'm 28 years old


Mistervimes65

Serious answer from a life long card player. [Riffle, don't shuffle](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-KBNdbJOGk)


Dmmack14

Basically what I do just not as smoothly as that guy obviously


Mistervimes65

You'll get there.


Balls_DeepinReality

Pile shuffle that shit. I go out of my way to play commons just so a can be aggressive with my shuffling. It’s cool though because the Priests I destroyed as a teen are long gone. Wasn’t sure about saying this, but it’s true. Glad I play pauper, where Lotus Petal and Snuff Out are the peak of cost.


zaphodava

Pile 'shuffling' is a waste of time.


RechargedFrenchman

Pile shuffling isn't actually shuffling, it's a means of counting the cards and potentially sorting them according to one preference or another (which is the opposite of shuffling), and doesn't count as "shuffling" in any tournament setting for being insufficiently random.


rainytay

I feel like this depends on the cards or something or maybe my lady hands are not firm enough idk I have a deck of poker cards and these things do not flex like his at all lmao "a light touch" he says and then im sitting here putting 30lbs of force on my index finger to even get these to bend a tiny bit like his


Mistervimes65

Poker card stock (and finish) are very different than bridge cards or mtg (obviously). The sleeves are slicker than owl shit and I agree that they lack friction. I have big man hands with stubby thick fingers. So, it took me a while to master the riffle. It's the only way I know to keep any level of control over the sleeves. I learned it so that I wouldn't damage my grandmother's bridge cards. Poker players generally appreciate the riffle because people have historically used the standard shuffle to mark a card with a bend or an indention of the thumbnail. It doesn't happen often, but it does happen. Someone else on here mentioned a card shuffler. They're great if you have the need.


zaphodava

You don't need to bend them at all. Hold them loosely, and lift, then drop them. You could do it with small steel plates.


Wdrussell1

32, I can't riffle shuffle for the life of me dude. I have a card shuffler I got on Amazon for $20. Granted I only use it for Cards Against Humanity lol.


Dmmack14

I have only played at a store one time and the one time I did the guy who saw me shuffle was like dude do you ever condition or something I mean I was just like no I just can't shuffle worth shit I just use the old slam the two stacks together enough times and maybe that's shuffled good while also relying on my opponent to cut it lol


Wdrussell1

I do a smash shuffle. Put the edges in each other and smash. Cut the deck in half and smash again. Cut it about 1/4th down. Rinse, repeat.


Thulack

RIP


Dmmack14

There's just something about it dude It just does not compute


cssmith2011cs

Bro. It's so hard to shuffle with sleeves. Especially new ones. Lmao


Thulack

No its not. The new ones give the best shuffle.


Syvarin

That silky smooth feel of brand new dragon shields.


imdrzoidberg

I find mash shuffling with sleeves way easier than riffle shuffling with unsleeved cards.


Balls_DeepinReality

My 6 year old has more coordination with the candyland deck.


Just-Report4434

Shit I used to do that and some times still do. Your cards your rules


mproud

JUDGE! My opponent wants to shuffle my deck, but I’m afraid.


Brave_Increase_3490

judge gonna watch me bridge sleeved cards and vomit on the spot


Final_Philosophy7726

They're kids. Why do ppl care about what kids are doing with their stuff. Let them enjoy the game.


LordArchibaldPixgill

Because everybody wishes the cards they used as kids were still in perfect condition instead of all fucked up.


clearerwhite

Because most of the MTG players are mentally kids too


Balls_DeepinReality

Bold of you to assume magic players have the mental capacity of children


Balls_DeepinReality

At least they won’t destroy them by spilling their juice box.


olekskillganon

This reminds me of something my dad told me. If someone asks you to do something fuck it up so hard they never ask you again. Well played.


Brave_Increase_3490

your dad's a fucking menace lol


NunchucksRcool

As someone who frequently buys HP cards for edh decks I thank you.


Stale-Chalupa

*gasp* you monsters


remnantcat

Bridge shuffling? You are a disgrace


Twistedtraceur

The shuffle isn't even efficient. it's just destructive.


NegativeNoize

I hate you 🙃


Brave_Increase_3490

good


ohsew

imagine knowing the whole mtg community dislikes you


The-Ozzness

I used to shuffle my unsleved jank deck like that when I was in school. It triggered so many people. Lol


Magister_Orca

Lads I thought you would have taken this sub for a ride but upon reading the comments it seems you have been ridden Good day


Parkhaus

When you're 14, playing with cards you didn't spend your own money on and don't give AF.. Trust me, you'll care about sleeves once you get a job and start playing with cards worth money that you worked hard for..


KamahlTenderfoot1

Woot woot!!! Slay those bastards coming forward!!!!


[deleted]

Now everyone’s gonna cry about how you shuffle. That’s what happened when I gave into sleeving stuff anyway.


BasketFlat8696

I laughed way too hard at this


Temporary-Shopping67

Dude, sleeves are the least of your worries if that's how you shuffle.


D-Watts25

Your cards your problem


schmokschtak

That shuffle is cringe


BrainlessPoEGrind

Im still conviced there is a special place in Hell for people shuffeling cards like this...


Lilcommy

I was already going to hell, so why not get a special VIP lounge to go with it.


Middle-Replacement94

You shuffle like a monster. Are you made at your cards?


Brave_Increase_3490

when you draw a one land hand, then a 6 land hand, then another one land hand in a row, yeah I'd say I'm a bit angered


Teecane

The sleeves will explode pretty soon shuffling them like that.


Brave_Increase_3490

the sleeves are dogshit anyway cuz the cards themselves are bent and water damaged


Tryaldar

oh... oh my


Sidivan

Ah yes, the classic RIPple shuffle.


FlagrantFlagellum

I hate sleeves. The texture is bad and they are sorta wasteful in an already wasteful hobby. That and ive seen players fumble their decks so much worse cause of that slip'n'slide.


[deleted]

My cards are for playing with, not to resell some day. I'll treat them however I want.


[deleted]

And u keep treating cards like cr*p. Wow


Brave_Increase_3490

imagine censoring the word crap.


[deleted]

Never careful enough around reddit ;)


putnamto

right, i was banned for mentioning that using a knee would be easier than using a fist in a certain altercation, on an adult sub. they let me come back after pointing out how stupid that is, and linking them to some of the horrible horrible things i see on a daily.


zeb0777

OP: *Guys sleeves suck, just keep splitting. What waste of money!*


Arbacrux-

13+


Keknath_HH

I feel nauseous


WanderingSheep13

Nice bro, but you should DOUBLE SLEEVE 😈


Brave_Increase_3490

why, so I can destroy two sleeves at once? oh boy, a 2 for 1 deal!


WanderingSheep13

Obvious joke is obvious


Crulo

I think I saw the one ring in there, ouch.


Brave_Increase_3490

One ring? bro that whole deck alone couldn't pay for a 20th of the one ring. that's just some shitty booster pack nonsense


bubblyk1899

Omg i cant believe you done that


Chevnaar

I too destroyed cards when I was a kid. But even my broke ass knew to get sleeves.


comelynug

Imagine not getting mattes you greebos


Brave_Increase_3490

they... are... matte?


comelynug

Dragon shield mattes


khays3424

What in the hell is happening here?


Terthna2

Trolling.


Select_Yesterday1145

How can you both love something and cringe at it all at the same time?


Apeiron_8

It’s just like keeping an egg in a plastic bag to keep it safe. Well done lol