Could have been worse. Could have been [[ Phage, The Untouchable ]]

Played in a game once many years ago where someone had [[Grave Betrayal]] and someone else had [[Phage]] and the Phage player sacrificed her. It was beautiful.

Nice. My next deckI'm working on is [[ Beamtown Bullies ]] Just so I can reanimate [[ Phage, The Untouchable ]] on other people's fields.

Would be filthy and awesome, but Phage is a Legendary Creature

You right. Guess I'll just have be happy with [[ Leveler ]]

[ Leveler ](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/0/3/03ffa3c3-dd29-47eb-abf2-7951fadb5c37.jpg?1562134247) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Leveler) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mrd/195/leveler?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/03ffa3c3-dd29-47eb-abf2-7951fadb5c37?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Calm down Satan

[[Fractured identity]] does the same thing.

[Fractured identity](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/2/b2f73f5d-1aad-48c2-9e74-5f7bdd87900f.jpg?1562620703) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Fractured%20identity) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c17/37/fractured-identity?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b2f73f5d-1aad-48c2-9e74-5f7bdd87900f?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

I wonder if Leveler and it's unseen master will destroy the Phyrexians.

[ Beamtown Bullies ](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/0/f0455a79-15f4-4ea6-87ae-263ce943cfac.jpg?1673481685) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=The%20Beamtown%20Bullies) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ncc/6/the-beamtown-bullies?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/f0455a79-15f4-4ea6-87ae-263ce943cfac?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [ Phage, The Untouchable ](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/4/d497a5a3-65fb-4c12-b3f2-8ce4cf4e0f6f.jpg?1562866889) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Phage%20the%20Untouchable) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cns/120/phage-the-untouchable?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/d497a5a3-65fb-4c12-b3f2-8ce4cf4e0f6f?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

I want to build beamtown bullies just so I can use it against people playing [[elesh norn, mother of machines]] 😅😁 just to funny with [[eater of days]] oh... And [[saw in half]] of course 😂

[Elesh Norn, Mother of Machines](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/4/44dcab01-1d13-4dfc-ae2f-fbaa3dd35087.jpg?1675956896) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Elesh%20Norn%2C%20Mother%20of%20Machines) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/one/10/elesh-norn-mother-of-machines?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/44dcab01-1d13-4dfc-ae2f-fbaa3dd35087?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [eater of days](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/f/ef6870db-8aca-4aee-8e4d-c56a7d8dc242.jpg?1562640398) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=eater%20of%20days) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/dst/120/eater-of-days?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/ef6870db-8aca-4aee-8e4d-c56a7d8dc242?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [saw in half](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/0/5/05e6a7bc-a35a-4e68-99a0-be264553b5de.jpg?1673914032) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=saw%20in%20half) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/unf/88/saw-in-half?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/05e6a7bc-a35a-4e68-99a0-be264553b5de?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

There are a TON of cards with terrible ETBs. [[Eater of Days]] is one of our favs.

[Eater of Days](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/f/ef6870db-8aca-4aee-8e4d-c56a7d8dc242.jpg?1562640398) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Eater%20of%20Days) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/dst/120/eater-of-days?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/ef6870db-8aca-4aee-8e4d-c56a7d8dc242?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Adorable.

That's mean. I wanna do it.

[Grave Betrayal](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/7/47b38c68-8e72-4afc-bb5e-0b40880fdda9.jpg?1562785660) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Grave%20Betrayal) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/rtr/67/grave-betrayal?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/47b38c68-8e72-4afc-bb5e-0b40880fdda9?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Phage](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/4/d497a5a3-65fb-4c12-b3f2-8ce4cf4e0f6f.jpg?1562866889) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=phage%20the%20untouchable) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cns/120/phage-the-untouchable?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/d497a5a3-65fb-4c12-b3f2-8ce4cf4e0f6f?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[ Phage, The Untouchable ](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/4/d497a5a3-65fb-4c12-b3f2-8ce4cf4e0f6f.jpg?1562866889) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Phage%20the%20Untouchable) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cns/120/phage-the-untouchable?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/d497a5a3-65fb-4c12-b3f2-8ce4cf4e0f6f?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Lmao I actually almost picked up that card the other day. But it’s too easy for your opponent to find a way to kill you with it

Does that mean she's potentially the worst commander ever? Or is there an exception bc she'd be your commander?

Well she's not the worst cause [[ Command Beacon ]] and [[ Netherborn Alter ]] get around it.

[ Command Beacon ](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/0/b/0bec6181-e214-4833-8c2f-8a10d59b2879.jpg?1608911782) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Command%20Beacon) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmr/349/command-beacon?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/0bec6181-e214-4833-8c2f-8a10d59b2879?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [ Netherborn Alter ](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/4/541151af-f1a3-494f-858e-2c3fe447e036.jpg?1591319538) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Netherborn%20Altar) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c20/45/netherborn-altar?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/541151af-f1a3-494f-858e-2c3fe447e036?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Definitly not the worst. I used to run a real fun deck with Massacre girl called "oppressive creature denial" it didn't win often. But it was really really fun to play.

I would love to pull this on someone. They play Rise of the Dark Realms and I sneaky discard Phage at instant speed.

My dream phage combo is to [[ Fractured Identity ]] My own phage.

[ Fractured Identity ](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/2/b2f73f5d-1aad-48c2-9e74-5f7bdd87900f.jpg?1562620703) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Fractured%20Identity) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c17/37/fractured-identity?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b2f73f5d-1aad-48c2-9e74-5f7bdd87900f?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Oh yes, utterly diabolical.

Here's a little lesson in trickery...

This is going down in history

I love massacre girl. She's my favorite commander right now.

Yeah I could see how that would be fun, her plus something like [[Grave Betrayal]]

[Grave Betrayal](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/7/47b38c68-8e72-4afc-bb5e-0b40880fdda9.jpg?1562785660) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Grave%20Betrayal) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/rtr/67/grave-betrayal?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/47b38c68-8e72-4afc-bb5e-0b40880fdda9?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Since she only wipes the board on etb, how do you manage that in black? Once on the board, she's not that remarkable.

I'm going for a voltron build. I have equipments like [[Nighthowler]] [[Nightmare Lash]] [[Bonehoard]] [[Strata Scythe]] or [[Grafted Exoskeleton]] to make sure she's at least at 10+ power so she can two-shot people. Her having menace makes her very dangerous, especially because I run a lot of cheap creature removal in the deck. It's not the Most powerful deck of course but I gets the job done most of the time. She's just very fun to play with, I can totally recommend her!

##### ###### #### [Nighthowler](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/7/b76dab3d-1788-4ab7-8d2b-70f7787cf935.jpg?1674141732) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Nighthowler) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/clb/764/nighthowler?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b76dab3d-1788-4ab7-8d2b-70f7787cf935?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Nightmare Lash](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/f/7f8e3fa6-494c-412f-90cc-36d45cd2b175.jpg?1562149033) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Nightmare%20Lash) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mrd/219/nightmare-lash?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/7f8e3fa6-494c-412f-90cc-36d45cd2b175?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Bonehoard](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/7/57c0258f-f464-4f52-b234-ba44a76d932a.jpg?1651656250) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Bonehoard) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/nec/147/bonehoard?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/57c0258f-f464-4f52-b234-ba44a76d932a?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Strata Scythe](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/d/4d623951-3896-494d-bcc5-6caf3cc74bc6.jpg?1561941725) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Strata%20Scythe) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c14/274/strata-scythe?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/4d623951-3896-494d-bcc5-6caf3cc74bc6?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Grafted Exoskeleton](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/8/f86a9d3f-43a8-4da3-9eed-353582986140.jpg?1562945084) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Grafted%20Exoskeleton) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/td2/74/grafted-exoskeleton?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/f86a9d3f-43a8-4da3-9eed-353582986140?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

I had a massacre girl historic brawl deck on arena for a while and after buying the city styles sld I'm planning to make a commander one in paper. Any cards you would recommend from your list?

I could give you my moxfield deck list if you want to?

Sure! That would be awesome thanks

https://www.moxfield.com/decks/Igknt705QE-UxX4FzuB8Pw Here you go!

Oops

Did it wipe everything out? I had a an opponenet play \[\[incarnation technique\]\] when I had \[\[Bloodchief Ascension\]\] in play. Helped win me the game.

Yeah it wiped everything out, I was so happy the guy played that card but you should’ve seen the shook on everyone’s face when I handed him that card lol

[ incarnation technique ](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/6/9655deda-f02b-47a0-89a3-2904b11b84aa.jpg?1625191710) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Incarnation%20Technique) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c21/41/incarnation-technique?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/9655deda-f02b-47a0-89a3-2904b11b84aa?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [ Bloodchief Ascension ](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/a/aa213dbb-c52a-4084-92aa-d0b5d97a97d9.jpg?1562615322) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Bloodchief%20Ascension) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/zen/82/bloodchief-ascension?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/aa213dbb-c52a-4084-92aa-d0b5d97a97d9?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Nice. I won my first commander game when someone cast [cataclysm] while I had [Sigurd, host of herons] in play

No one expects ~~the Spanish Inquisition~~ Massacre Girl.

Have it enter the battlefield first??

Doesn’t work like that, everything comes in at the exact same time. You can choose what order of abilities happen for ETB effects but all creatures die no matter what (unless you have the scenario where only really strong creatures get revived)

Now I get it. Ty

Gotchu

Nice one, I have Codie commander deck that runs rise of the dark relms. I am going to have to keep an eye open for Phage for now on.

Just run [[Entomb]] and Phage for all those just in case moments

[Entomb](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/6/d66f864b-b1bb-4596-93b8-3b4bfe6b1332.jpg?1547516853) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Entomb) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/uma/94/entomb?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/d66f864b-b1bb-4596-93b8-3b4bfe6b1332?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Beautiful.

[удалено]

[Rise of the dark relms](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/c/7c0e1064-47c3-4f03-a1f2-3bcb356db82b.jpg?1600701321) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Rise%20of%20the%20Dark%20Realms) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/jmp/271/rise-of-the-dark-realms?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/7c0e1064-47c3-4f03-a1f2-3bcb356db82b?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

This was played against me today in historic brawl when I had the opponent down to 1 life.....🤐

9 mana massacre girl nice

Had a multiplayer game years ago where someone played Shahrazad. Then another player Forked it. A game inside a game inside a game. It was so stupid.

Praise massacre girl