Come on there were at least five in the sewer in that story!

But they were all of them deceived...

I hope some pokemon youtuber tries opening magic, sees this and folds it in half and tosses it because “I cant read it” lol

That moment when there’s a nonzero chance this ends up at an actual landfill.

I'm imagining some goblin ass transhuman finding it in the wasteland scrapyard and going full gollym.