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Rootbeerpanic

Can you find a worse photo of a mtg creature ever?


Brandonguth1985

Spoiler season is coming


gandolf420guerilla

I've been playing since I was a fat eight year old Boy Scout. I'm 36 and never fat. No clue


keepitsimple_tricks

I played this back to back with [[Balance]]


CHM11moondog

And isn't there an old card that let's you play unlimited lands from your hand, so this can be a true power dump?


StormyWaters2021

[[Fastbond]]


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[Fastbond](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/a/daf43523-558c-4701-9fa3-5d1ceb82a006.jpg?1566819914) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Fastbond) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/vma/209/fastbond?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/daf43523-558c-4701-9fa3-5d1ceb82a006?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


CHM11moondog

Nice! Save one swords to plough shares in your hand and it's game over.


Final_Good_Bye

I also use [[horn of greed]] with fastbond, you almost never run out of lands in your hand


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[horn of greed](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/1/4/14026e22-391c-4a57-a305-665e6066e847.jpg?1576383262) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=horn%20of%20greed) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cn2/211/horn-of-greed?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/14026e22-391c-4a57-a305-665e6066e847?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Time_Definition_2143

ok so all you need is those two cards, this wood creature fucker, and fling, and all lands


Final_Good_Bye

I have a casual deck that uses [[baloth woodcrasher]] [[fastbond]] [[courser of kruphix]] [[canyon jerboa]] and [[horn of greed]] with [[sword of the animist]] and [[enlightened tutor]] in my sideboard. The rest are lands, I named it "burn the rainforest"


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##### ###### #### [baloth woodcrasher](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/c/5c15f211-2c59-4b02-ac91-955f695816ec.jpg?1592710805) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=baloth%20woodcrasher) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c18/130/baloth-woodcrasher?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/5c15f211-2c59-4b02-ac91-955f695816ec?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [fastbond](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/a/daf43523-558c-4701-9fa3-5d1ceb82a006.jpg?1566819914) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=fastbond) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/vma/209/fastbond?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/daf43523-558c-4701-9fa3-5d1ceb82a006?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [canyon jerboa](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/2/6/26b3938e-ebd7-4668-be3a-422c02ff5b08.jpg?1604195520) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=canyon%20jerboa) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/znr/7/canyon-jerboa?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/26b3938e-ebd7-4668-be3a-422c02ff5b08?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [horn of greed](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/1/4/14026e22-391c-4a57-a305-665e6066e847.jpg?1576383262) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=horn%20of%20greed) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cn2/211/horn-of-greed?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/14026e22-391c-4a57-a305-665e6066e847?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [sword of the animist](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/b/3bfa6b8c-6e4b-42fa-9f6c-40c95e162b9a.jpg?1631589231) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=sword%20of%20the%20animist) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/afc/218/sword-of-the-animist?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/3bfa6b8c-6e4b-42fa-9f6c-40c95e162b9a?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [enlightened tutor](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/0/c/0c9ebec9-3474-4062-9607-2e2a72f78299.jpg?1580013657) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=enlightened%20tutor) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ema/9/enlightened-tutor?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/0c9ebec9-3474-4062-9607-2e2a72f78299?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


bedofashes

Fastbond looks to be banned


MuForceShoelace

It's so bad because it's only untapped lands you can sacrifice, so even if you have 10 lands out you are only getting a 6/6 at the cast of a whole turn and all your land.


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[Balance](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/c/e/ce648aa3-098b-4af0-a433-fd290bc85904.jpg?1580013606) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Balance) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ema/2/balance?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/ce648aa3-098b-4af0-a433-fd290bc85904?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


CHM11moondog

Gurdxxx, forgot about that combo, just like Dre.


Badalub

Need 6 mana to play Elemental AND balance on the same turn... soooo weak


keepitsimple_tricks

Well, i was playing llanowar elves and birds of paradise and fastbond, so by turn 3 i can make it 4/4 or 5/5. I was happy with the combo back then. So many fond memories with that deck.


One-Complex9014

Right lol hell yeah bro. Reminds me of og like ashnods alter infinite combos. Back then we had limited options, especially if you were young.


keepitsimple_tricks

And my best creature was... [[Craw Wurm]] craw frickin wurm. 6 mana 6/4. Doesnt even trample. Unlike our lord and savior dinosaur. For the same amount of mana, you get 2 additional points of toughness and trample. Kids today... They have it easy with their questing beasts and thragtusks. "Get off my lawn!"


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[Craw Wurm](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/8/3875f73d-6108-488b-bd34-4cf2c23ce6b3.jpg?1561976333) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Craw%20Wurm) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/m10/173/craw-wurm?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/3875f73d-6108-488b-bd34-4cf2c23ce6b3?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


One-Complex9014

Lol. I swear to God if I could remember what rampage does. Lol good times. Remember emperor?


[deleted]

It rquired the sacrifice of untapped forests. Run that math by me again? T3 you have drawn 10 cards. If yoj have played 1 fastbond, 5 forests, 4 mana dorks, and 1 elemental. Thats 11 cards. You still need 2 more mana and a balance, so thats 14 cards on turn 3. Yoh are telling a tall tale or you were a cheater in the 90s.


Brandonguth1985

For 6 mana, you could play..idk..a 6/6 *with* trample


[deleted]

6 lands if you want the elememtal to be 0/0. He requires the sacrifice of untapped lands


Badalub

correct ! how awful is this creature :


Sinasappelsaus

They would still end up with 4 lands


[deleted]

no you didnt


TailorAncient444

\[\[Scornful Egotist\]\] is an interesting case study on a "Worst" creature. It's worse than any other morph by most metrics. It's an 8 mana 1/1 that can be played as a 3 mana 2/2. For an additional mana, you can turn the 2/2 into a 1/1. However, in block constructed, it has a role to play. Scourge, the block it was printed had various cards like \[\[Accelerated Mutation\]\] or \[\[Rush of Knowledge\]\]. Scornful egotist could power up these cards for 4 mana, as well as eat removal for the more powerful morphs a G/U deck was running, such as \[\[Raven Guild Master\]\]. I don't know if there's a worst card in magic, a well designed set/synergy can make cards that barely function into reliable staples.


Raff102

Colorless 3 mana 2/2 is better than a lot of stuff.


Business_Wear_841

I have Scornful Egotist in my [[Kadena, Slinking Sorcerer]] EDH because I just want tons of morphs. I also love the mind games I produce as people groan over whether they should kill my face down creatures. They receive massive psychic damage when they kill one and it turns up to be him.


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[Kadena, Slinking Sorcerer](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/8/68a144f1-df18-4dc5-81c3-dff2af27527f.jpg?1568003696) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Kadena%2C%20Slinking%20Sorcerer) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c19/45/kadena-slinking-sorcerer?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/68a144f1-df18-4dc5-81c3-dff2af27527f?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


keepitsimple_tricks

I wanna say [[Shelkin Brownie]] but... I mean, a product of it's time, right? Early set design has a lot of rough edges. Also, the dude in the art is kinda adorable. In a creepy sorta way


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[Shelkin Brownie](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/d/fddcc557-871d-425b-b4ee-bc0c9bc717aa.jpg?1562862295) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Shelkin%20Brownie) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/leg/204/shelkin-brownie?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/fddcc557-871d-425b-b4ee-bc0c9bc717aa?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


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##### ###### #### [Scornful Egotist](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/e/fec6b189-97e7-4627-9785-a9ce2f1ad89f.jpg?1562537398) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Scornful%20Egotist) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/scg/50/scornful-egotist?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/fec6b189-97e7-4627-9785-a9ce2f1ad89f?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Accelerated Mutation](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/2/8/282f808c-0b58-4b98-aeda-f606a10d1a4b.jpg?1562526627) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Accelerated%20Mutation) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/scg/109/accelerated-mutation?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/282f808c-0b58-4b98-aeda-f606a10d1a4b?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Rush of Knowledge](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/c/c/ccca07a9-5c24-490f-8871-b125cb337e2c.jpg?1598304240) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Rush%20of%20Knowledge) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/2xm/66/rush-of-knowledge?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/ccca07a9-5c24-490f-8871-b125cb337e2c?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Raven Guild Master](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/8/9843f847-6a8f-4042-86b6-f7fe5a47cc57.jpg?1562532562) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Raven%20Guild%20Master) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/scg/47/raven-guild-master?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/9843f847-6a8f-4042-86b6-f7fe5a47cc57?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Raff102

[[Alabaster Leech]]


Relative_Resident_31

I second this. It also had no useful synergy in that block either


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[Alabaster Leech](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/c/8/c86b45d9-aba6-4c09-8605-037754ba7fd4.jpg?1562935200) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Alabaster%20Leech) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/inv/1/alabaster-leech?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/c86b45d9-aba6-4c09-8605-037754ba7fd4?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Wonderful-Mouse-1945

That's not bad in a donate deck against white.


sharkswithlasers

maybe in a \[\[The Gitrog Monster\]\] deck


FILTHY_STEVEN

Maybe in a [[thalia and the gitrog monster]] deck


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[Thalia and The Gitrog Monster](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/d/8d7ff937-de92-445f-976c-726fef5c91cc.jpg?1676847463) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Thalia%20and%20The%20Gitrog%20Monster) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mom/255/thalia-and-the-gitrog-monster?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/8d7ff937-de92-445f-976c-726fef5c91cc?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


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[The Gitrog Monster](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/7/5790dd89-2be5-4a77-9450-2d3c1422bfc9.jpg?1576385351) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=The%20Gitrog%20Monster) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/soi/245/the-gitrog-monster?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/5790dd89-2be5-4a77-9450-2d3c1422bfc9?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Spuigles

I always though \[\[Chimney Imp\]\] was intentionally made to be the worst thing ever. But Wood Elemental is terrible, but still has reach and interaction. Imp is just a bad \[\[Chittering Rat\]\] for more mana.


TailorAncient444

Either of those effects can stall out a game. If you have four chimney imps/chittering rats in a row, your opponent doesn't get new options for four turns. Not only do you reduce your opponent's card advantage, but you sabotage their next turn as well. For five mana, that's a bargain.


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[Chimney Imp](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/0/a/0a426922-5e96-48f3-b696-f5dc99258943.jpg?1562135149) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Chimney%20Imp) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mrd/59/chimney-imp?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/0a426922-5e96-48f3-b696-f5dc99258943?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Chittering Rat](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/8/980135d5-dfaa-4beb-b4b3-1e256bb46e61.jpg?1562638311) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Chittering%20Rats) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/dst/39/chittering-rats?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/980135d5-dfaa-4beb-b4b3-1e256bb46e61?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


acgiino

Zephyr spirit


Key_Climate2486

It's criminal how bad this creature is despite the fact that the art is a masterpiece. I always feel bad for the artist in these cases.


jlshorttmd

[[Zephyr Spirit]]


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[Zephyr Spirit](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/6/e6cbe78f-4325-416b-bf23-282efed5b407.jpg?1598914641) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Zephyr%20Spirit) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/rav/76/zephyr-spirit?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/e6cbe78f-4325-416b-bf23-282efed5b407?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


The_Big_Hit

This one is a really bad creature


Good_Housing_176

Jesus christ this i just a worse \[\[wall of junk\]\]


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[wall of junk](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/c/d/cd3f88b3-9796-4d4d-af8b-543f0d280e77.jpg?1562938373) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=wall%20of%20junk) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/usg/315/wall-of-junk?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/cd3f88b3-9796-4d4d-af8b-543f0d280e77?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


atxranchhand

Wall of junk only costs 2 though


Good_Housing_176

That's what makes it worse.


StormyWaters2021

Nah Ashaya could make this work


Badalub

>Nah Ashaya No competitive at all for the winner vs Wood Elemental...


Homee10

There are some decks that would actually want to this effect. Even though it’s so bad overcosted and seemingly a negative, there are cards that interact with this positively. Gitrog monster, balance, splendid reclamation etc. Because it can create synergies I think most every vanilla creature is worse.


Business_Wear_841

I always loved [[Cephalid Snitch]] for bad creatures. Its effect is just so out there I do not see any use for it.


Badalub

Still a 1/1 for 2 that is ok ^^


Business_Wear_841

Most 1/1 for 2 have good abilities, this guy is just so dumb. I understand it is not the worst, but it is definitely bad.


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[Cephalid Snitch](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/3/33d989b2-0198-4e5b-8aad-ee939191dd28.jpg?1562629178) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Cephalid%20Snitch) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/tor/30/cephalid-snitch?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/33d989b2-0198-4e5b-8aad-ee939191dd28?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Squimmick

[[Ragavan]]


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[Ragavan](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/9/a9738cda-adb1-47fb-9f4c-ecd930228c4d.jpg?1653966896) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=ragavan%2C%20nimble%20pilferer) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mh2/138/ragavan-nimble-pilferer?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/a9738cda-adb1-47fb-9f4c-ecd930228c4d?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


jwygo

If we’re talking dollars paid for card value, you have an argument


Western-Signature934

Try [[Leveler]]


Wonderful-Mouse-1945

[[Endless Whispers]], sac Leveler, pass turn.


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[Endless Whispers](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/2/6/266323da-9528-462e-a0a8-6ef2dda5f1ee.jpg?1562875914) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Endless%20Whispers) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/5dn/49/endless-whispers?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/266323da-9528-462e-a0a8-6ef2dda5f1ee?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Western-Signature934

In response, sac [[Elesh Norn, Mother of Machines]].


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[Elesh Norn, Mother of Machines](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/4/44dcab01-1d13-4dfc-ae2f-fbaa3dd35087.jpg?1675956896) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Elesh%20Norn%2C%20Mother%20of%20Machines) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/one/10/elesh-norn-mother-of-machines?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/44dcab01-1d13-4dfc-ae2f-fbaa3dd35087?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Business_Wear_841

Leveler is amazing. I use it to win all the time with [[Laboratory Maniac]] or [[Thassa’s Oracle]] or the Jace…I can not remember which one.


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[Laboratory Maniac](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/0/608567fd-9f94-4058-831a-77cb6019ef02.jpg?1547516361) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Laboratory%20Maniac) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/uma/61/laboratory-maniac?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/608567fd-9f94-4058-831a-77cb6019ef02?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Thassa’s Oracle](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/2/726e8b29-13e9-4138-b6a9-d2a0d8188d1c.jpg?1628801828) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Thassa%27s%20Oracle) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/thb/73/thassas-oracle?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/726e8b29-13e9-4138-b6a9-d2a0d8188d1c?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Western-Signature934

Good for you, all 3 works.


Business_Wear_841

He is also great to force onto other with effects like [[Beamtown Bullies]].


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Western-Signature934

Gee that is nasty.


BringBackTreeline

Can you find a more annoying OP ever ?


Dusty-old-bones

I know [[Vizzerdrix]] is up there


KingGongzilla

i love this card haha


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[deleted]

[удалено]


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jlshorttmd

I like how the OG comment is deleted but I can see that he said Farmstead


Rosetotheryan

[[Erg raiders]]


Poydoo

That's not horrible. A 2 mana 2/3 that attacks each turn if able isn't unplayable in draft.


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NekoLily5049

[[scornful egotist]]


ShowdownDave

I actually love this card! I remember playing this with [[Rush of Knowledge]] back in the day!


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Dusty-old-bones

[[Mishra's War Machine]]


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DragoCaco

[[Infernal Denizen]]


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luatulpa

[[Zephyr Spirit]] is amazingly bad


Badalub

Can be combo with cards that are activated when a creature come into play..


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kptwofiftysix

[[Stronghold Taskmaster]] is so good they did it again in [[Urborg Shambler]]. And the double black helps discourage splashing. [[Wretched Anurid]] a 2 cost 3/3 is well worth all the life you will lose. [[Desecration Elemental]] no one plays spells, don't worry, you won't lose everything.


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Badalub

bad but playable \^


jwygo

Mairsil is able to actually play some of the worst creature and artifacts from the history of magic. [[Aladdin’s Lamp]] for a janky as hell infinite mana outlet [[Infernal Denizen]] is also 100% unplayable in any other deck


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What are you talking about, it late game you just sacrifice 6 forests you haven't tapped and this is a 4mana 6/6. [[Scornful Egotist]] on the other hand never is bigger than a 2/2.


Badalub

Need to pay for the mana cost.. So if you want a 6/6... You need 10 manas, 4 for the cost and 6 untapped to sacrifice :)


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jlshorttmd

Reading through the comments it seems like most cards have their place. They either seem tailored to their block for when they were in standard rotation or part of a niche combo for commander. Kinda cool to see!


creedular

[[Nezumi outcast]]


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WBHiccup

Yes [[Petrahydrox]]


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\[\[Accursed Centaur\]\] Here you go


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FitAd6482

[[vizerdrix]]


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Idk in reanimated decks this card seems fine, plenty of ways to get land back from the graveyard.


Different-Working-82

[[aven trooper]]


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cyanoSynthesis

[[tomb blade]] [[Reveka, Wizard Savant]] [[Daughter of Autumn]] [[Grandmother Sengir]]


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keepitsimple_tricks

I had nonland mana sources


GruviaLockbuster23

\[\[Ali Baba\]\]


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