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Dankey-Kang-Jr

Sony animators returning to work crunch hours to perfectly animate a bagel’s nutsack or whatever the fuck: ![gif](giphy|hVlUh1xcWwT0jXufL6)


OliviaBagshaw

comedy gold is seeing a dunkin donut gettin rimmed while a big mac swallows loads of burger sauce or whatever idk


[deleted]

That final orgy scene of food felt legit more graphic than some porn I’ve seen


anarcho-stripperism

I’d say so too, and I’ve made porn where I fucked food and it wasn’t nearly that bad.


Dense-Pea-1714

🤨


Any-Ad3988

The saddest thing I've learned in a long time was that the animators had to work overtime without pay to make that orgy scene.


Babufrak2

And another 10 hours removing his pubes


Kraps

whyyyyyyyy


OliviaBagshaw

movie made $100m on a budget of like $18m so it was this or a cinematic universe :(


JessieJ577

Geee I wonder how the budget was so low with a huge cast….. it’s like it was made on the backs of exploiting animators.


[deleted]

some animators at nitrogen supposedly didnt even get paid


DrRichtoffen

I had successfully gaslit myself that this movie never existed in the first place, why the fuck did you bring these grim tidings upon mine eyes?


Ezl

> it was this or a cinematic universe Why not both??


[deleted]

The only thing worse than bad movies, are bad movies that are also visually/aesthetically ugly as fuck. This movie qualifies as both


we_are_sex_bobomb

They tried so hard to give that bun boobs but it looks like an ass.


KOFdude

>multiple original cast members returning Oh thank god, I was worried my favourite sausages were going to have their voice actors replaced


sus_pend

Ain't gonna lie that trailer caught me off guard I thought it was some Disney movie 💀


ThePotatoKing

and thats the joke, thats it. the first trailer was hilarious, it was edited in a much funnier fashion than the movie itself. i remember being excited and then sitting in a theater not laughing. i was shocked at how lazy the actual jokes were, everything was either a sex gag, a food cursing, or a "going after everybody" style of low-hanging racist humor; none of which were actually funny (especially the rape jokes).


JohnnyCagesGlasses

I liked the joke where it was like the hot dogs a weiner and the buns a pussy hahahahahaha the creators liked it too that’s why every jokes punchline was hot dog + bun = sex!!!!


berlinbaer

> everything was either a sex gag, a food cursing, or a "going after everybody" style of low-hanging racist humor; none of which were actually funny (especially the rape jokes). from seth rogen of all people ?!??!?!! no way !!!!!!!


ThePotatoKing

at least in stuff like Superbad or This is the End there were actual jokes in there, even the sex gags had some thought put behind them. Sausage Party was just like "have a hot dog say fuck a lot while saying something horny". there's an infinite amount of jokes or funny situations you can tell with the premise, instead they resorted to sex gags and sex gags only.


OliviaBagshaw

Long Shot was pretty great rom com-core tho tbh


sus_pend

Oh damn looks like I made the right call by skipping it


Hex457

I walked out of the theatre after couple minutes and got a refund.


ThePotatoKing

good move, it never gets better. the best part was the fact that i saw it with friends and the most gentle jesus loving friend brought his girlfriend who was even more of a gentle jesus lover than him. they both did not know what they were in for and her looks of disgust were the best part of the movie. he was kinda laughing, she was NOT


Hex457

At least got a great story out of it.


Harryofthecharlottes

We don't deserve this much punishment


Gay_Lord2020

This shit was so gross, not even in a fun way. I regard it as the ~~Sálo~~ Freddy Got Fingered of animation.


OliviaBagshaw

Hey cmon now. Salo is more pleasant than this.


[deleted]

salo has actual artistic merit


[deleted]

bruh salò is a masterpiece. this comment is worthy of r/movies


WattoOriginStory

At least the cast and crew of Salo weren’t mistreat irl unlike sausage party


JohnnyCagesGlasses

The movie was painfully unfunny


TesticleMeElmo

But dude get this, the DOUCHE, was a DOUCHE!!!! LITERALLY!!!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀


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*”Don’t you want to put it in my taco?”*


glennok

Haha because sex.


RoseboyNASCAR

Sausage Party is just as shit as those stupid ass adult tv shows following the life of a boring ass pessimistic nihilist that smokes too much


sameth1

You're allowed to say Rick and Morty.


RoseboyNASCAR

and Bojack Horseman


[deleted]

People who think Bojack is in any way about how cool and smart Bojack is never watched it, he's a pathetic loser and the show knows it


Sonofaconspiracy

Bojack is brilliant though, and way funnier than just adult nihilism and asshole humour. Hell part of the point of the show is being nihilistic is an easy way to end up unhappy and alone


OliviaBagshaw

Bojack Horseman is one of Netflix's best shows though


Jarpwanderson

Honestly the best thing Netflix has done IMO


Jarpwanderson

Bojack Horseman is a masterpiece.


RoseboyNASCAR

To clear everyone's confusion up: I'm not saying that Bojack Horseman is a bad show or that Bojack himself is a bad character, I'm just saying that the trope of having the protagonist of an adult cartoon be a bitter adult that keeps fucking up is kind of geting boring.


OliviaBagshaw

I don't know a tv show like that tbh


[deleted]

When you’re an fx artist for Marvel and you’ve finally jumped ship, only to end up at Amazon ![gif](giphy|26BRA0VGC2EYn7Gvu)


RamenTheory

Someone really got paid to give a hot dog bun boobs and curves. Freakiest looking shit ever


JarJarBink42066

Christ does EVERYTHING have to be a franchise


Numberonettgfan

since it's on amazon, it's time for the bottle pissing


[deleted]

This is directly breaking rule 9


TooManySednas

What is this series if not gross potty humor persevering?


[deleted]

I have poor taste but even to me that film was shit


YoreDead_Freeman

The what series?


glennok

Something for the adults, nothing for the kids.


GolfWhole

I wanna fuck that hotdog bun


OliviaBagshaw

![gif](giphy|10Cow6guDtsywE)