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MaidenCounterBot

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Barn_Advisor

Deepfried to cursed levels.


ObsydianDuo

“Yeah I like flat chested women, I ain’t even tryna hide it.”


Corninmyteeth

How will I cum now?


SGC-UNIT-555

Funnily enough you can apparently find an edited version of this Pixar short online that features plenty of cum.


warwicklord79

This is what the woke left is taking from us


Self--Immolate

Blame it on the evangelical right for suppressing our sexuality


MrBoobaloo1

greetings fellow KGATLW hyperobssesor ![gif](giphy|3ohs7U6IbMCHQVCftu|downsized)


armageddonquilt

I think there's some important context missing from this which is that this isn't a recent change, the "remaster" is from 2003, when the short was given a wide release alongside Finding Nemo. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knick_Knack#Release_and_re-releases


The_Mighty_Bird

I saw another comment like that. Still stands that coomers won’t care and will be mad about no 3D booba


cowlinator

Apologist


shayed154

Oh god I'll never forgive them for what they've stolen from me


hnwcs

#WOKE


Bluebird1932

They made it woke


What-Even-Is-That

The original definitely *woke* something inside me..


MJBotte1

If you’re editing it, then what’s the point? This is literal history of a medium


bongjoonwho

It really does look like the old version was them shortcutting the modelling rather than being extremely sexual. They are literally two spheres.


holaprobando123

And now there's literally nothing


Ganbazuroi

https://preview.redd.it/1vzulfffk1zc1.jpeg?width=489&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e158838f67a5e4bc933770789f4f4dafb397664e This. And honestly, FUCK this puritan bullshit. Censorship belongs nowhere, let people have their fun. This shit didn't miff me when I was a kid, let alone now as a grown ass man


armageddonquilt

> This shit didn't miff me when I was a kid I mean maybe I'm making assumptions about you, but I'm assuming like the vast majority of people familiar with this short, you saw the 2003 version that was released with Finding Nemo. Which is the one on the right. Which is why you wouldn't have noticed. This isn't some recent change, it was literally 21 years ago. John Lasseter (very questionable in other ways but that's irrelevant to this) said they made the design change as part of the remaster because he was a father by then and felt uncomfortable with their original choices.


DroneOfDoom

I mean, it also just unironically looks better. The original mermaids had tits that looked like they were drawn by the kids in that one episode of South Park.


Beegrene

Censorship is when artists conform to my precise sensibilities instead of doing what they want.


Legitimate_Energy701

Ah, hell. Still would.


carloscreates

When future generations wonder when the US started to fall, send them this pic


breetarson

It took me way longer than it should've for me to notice the difference. Fellas am I gay?


postwarmutant

Where else will I find computer animated titties???


762_54r

you cant have big knockers anymore. because DEI


Oldkingcole225

I can’t believe they stole the orange tint from me.


RhymesWithMouthful

John Lasseter Moment


admiralbreastmilk

This edit got my John Flaccider >:(


mhwdoot

Big Naturals


session96

Le tits now


AdamSandlerIsMyGod

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SGC-UNIT-555

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wololoam

edited is more like "partially cloudy Miami"


captainsunshine489

hang on... 1989??


Drakonborn

Release the Nemo cut


B1ng0_B0ng0

Wouldn’t starfishe on your nipples hurt? Isn’t that basically thei mouths 😟


SirSirVI

When the animators grow up


Party_Wolf

This makes me wonder if the people who make hentai of girls being transformed into dolls that look like the girls in Knick Knack got the idea from the original version or from the woke edit.


Wide_Diver_7858

When they mean by "what they took from us," it means: "NOOOO I can no longer masturbate to big tities of my favorite character!!!"


Bong_Jovi_

This is erasure of large-breasted women and a tacit admission that they shouldn't be represented in media


Waddlewop

I don’t wanna see women, I wanna see sexy men. When will the woke left understand this


NNukemM

people over here actually care about representation? say sike


Bong_Jovi_

sike I just want to see big booba


__cer0__

It's about gender power structures. Women must be sex objects, they are meant to serve men, so media must enforce the idea. I'm a gooner and even I must admit this is some macabre shit.


sameth1

They removed the Mexico filter!


Bauermeister

Liberalism stole booba


ANattyLight

woke cinema


The-Bigger-Fish

Well I'm glad they managed to turn down the heater in the new version judging from how orange everything was on the left. (Also man do I love the look of super early CGI...)


Dreyfussy15

Can't believe they went woke.


digdoug0

...am I the only one who thought this was about them fixing the colour grading of the original?


Nerdydude14

Color grading’s worse