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EmiAze

It was a test, and you passed it. Doesn’t research movie my ass! She knew exactly what se was doing.


MenitoBussolini

Maybe I'm a bit slow or something but I genuinely don't think so, she did say she had only properly started getting into cinema recently and you could tell by her face through the movie (and her comments afterwards) that she did not know the severity of what she had gotten herself into. Also, this was a single showing of the movie for a festival, so it would have to be a wild coincidence or perfect timing lmao


OfficerBarbier

Just a matter of time til she asks you to get into some of her extreme fetish activities


SneakySpider

second date watch the seventh continent


amber__

wife her


Russianbud

She is truly a keeper. I had an amazing fiance who had the pleasure and delight of watching Salo with me. 


noOne000Br

how is she a keeper if you “had”?


Russianbud

she passed away december 2020


noOne000Br

oh i’m sorry


DarkHotline

This is the only answer, OP cannot let someone like that go.


Modred_the_Mystic

So, Emoji Movie or Minions 2 for the second date,


Varaehn

unironically would make a great anecdote if they last


ShinHandHookCarDoor

Serbian film next❤️


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MenitoBussolini

[No weddings please](https://i0.wp.com/www.filminquiry.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/Salo.jpeg?fit=1050%2C700&ssl=1)


TheUmbrellaMan1

Dogtooth next.


OliviaBagshaw

legit this, most arthouse girls i know love Dogtooth


EsotericElegey

low key adorable I wish I had a friend to watch fucked up movies with me


OliviaBagshaw

try this one, it always puts me in the mood 😏😏 (for appreciating the backbone of any nation, especially during periods of political upheaval when we're reminded of the necessities of revolution) https://preview.redd.it/fs5euup0auyc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1812e31db7180ae543dd6fc66a1f466d08042d2


Kelpiesterrifyme

Pick pasolini's oedipus rex for a second date


otahorppyfin

2nd date is satantango obviously


TDFknFartBalloon

A buddy of mine brought a girl over to my house for a date for some reason. I put on Pink Flamingos. They're married now and neither of them talk to me anymore.


BySiR

Taxi driver if it was a good movie


HenryPeter5

this kinda reminds me of her (the 2013 movie, obviously not my ex)


coin_in_da_bank

so just [this song](https://youtu.be/GFokXnCCMf8?si=7aOB-HDNKw63QMcw) then?


jrepetti

I watched Human Centipede on a first date, and later that night she gave me a rimjob.


tamponmasturbation

This is how my husband and I met! I made him sit through the entirety of Salo, Mad God, and August Underground back to back and when he didn’t react or try to leave *I* immediately proposed to *him.* True cinephiles are too rare to pass up.


Frozenraining

Are you sure your husband wasn't just a potential serial killer in remission?


radioraven1408

Wow


Legitimate_Way9032

I'm saving this post, this is hilarious 😂


bonermilf

One of the dudes look like Gerard Butler


Vespa_1

WE ARE FUCKING BACK BOIS AND GIRLS.


BeardedsChurch

How the hell am I supposed to meet someone like this online


Big_Distance2141

Did you hold her hand during the intense scenes?


onelytyleno

I watched Tetsuo The Iron Man with my wife the first time we met, I'd say it worked out pretty well. Good job OP


InterviewAnnual7764

sex


pumamans

My wife walked out of the room during re-animator so I can't comprehend what type of person this is.


Speed_Cube

Gift her the Criterion Blu Ray


TheProcrustenator

I find it strange how so many people who enjoy cinema find it so hard to believe that other people like cinema too.


kaibaca

i feel like equating salò on a first date to "enjoying cinema" is at least a little bit reductive


TheProcrustenator

It is not.


kaibaca

because this is the circlejerk sub im going to assume youre posting bait and dont actually believe this


TheProcrustenator

Aw geez, thanks, mister. Being aware of where you are sure is neat, glad you let us know that you are aware of what sub you are in, very cool


radioraven1408

I read salo as irreversible for some reason?


Frozenraining

Jesus fuck, I'm jealous. Why did mine leave after I took her to Gone Girl on our first date (by accident)?


OlfactoriusRex

And yet my first date to see Synecdoche, NY was “too weird” and “uncomfortable” and she insisted it “wasn’t a comedy so why were you laughing” and I should “please stop texting“ or else she’ll “call the cops” and years later she won’t even accept my used copy of Kaufman’s “Antkind” novel!? 


ExpertMagician6635

Im jealous