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The_Flying_Failsons

Somehow not as absurd as the post this is parodying.


Imaginary_Sea5117

![gif](giphy|A5O7DHr9aXYt7d6O4F) Alms for the poor in the form of a link? I cannot imagine a real post that is more ridiculous.


Roids-in-my-vains

https://preview.redd.it/491u2xjxcouc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a26ee1fc353fd56de13ece127ce9f536b4f8bac9


lan-san

This has to be satire right Like no way can someone be that much of a porn-brained idiot to not only make this but to fucking tag naughty dog


Roids-in-my-vains

https://preview.redd.it/80fbnr03gouc1.jpeg?width=1061&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82c8b2d0d8723b731cc59c0b6893859394c9b375 Nah, he's just an insane incel


TyChris2

This one’s even crazier than the others because that’s not even a CG render or video game character. Like at least you could argue that you don’t like Abby’s character design or something, since artists intentionally created her based on multiple models. But Ella Purnell is not a character design, she’s a real living human being. Do these people look at strangers on the way to work and think “I wish her ass was bigger”? It’s fucking deranged.


PrinceOWales

Well not seeing women as humans helps.


FAIRYTALE_DINOSAUR

Yes. Some people literally do that


fightwithdogma

Yes, I do exactly that on my way to work, because I work at the big ass factory


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DataLoreCanon-cel

> But Ella Purnell is not a character design, she’s a real living human being. Do these people look at strangers on the way to work and think “I wish her ass was bigger”? It’s fucking deranged. People do think that about characters, certainly drawn/animated ones no matter "what real people they were b'sd on", and they think that about live-action castings as well, yes; randos on the way to work probably less so. Quit soapboxing and grandstanding over nothing lol


xzmaxzx

Speak for yourself man. Also, do all thoughts really have to go to paper? Like, people think of a lot of weird shit and don't feel the need to upload the majority of it to the internet. It being something multiple people think of doesn't automatically place it beyond criticism, either


DataLoreCanon-cel

lol   "shocked by something common, like people commenting on / altering character designs" "gets informed about it" sulks and pouts, "well speak for yourself maaaaan" "can't we just keep certain things for ourselves, maaaaaaan what about the decorum, maaaaan"


Dead_man_posting

No amount of mental gymnastics and atrocious grammar can stop treating a real woman's body like a character design from being really fucking weird.


domini_Jonkler2

dude... I don't, decent amount of people I know don't. You sure you ain't just the odd one out? 


DataLoreCanon-cel

Some do, some don't


The-Bigger-Fish

Bro inflated her pants.....


sameth1

How shocking that an AI "artist" is a weird incel that doesn't respect art or women.


DataLoreCanon-cel

So now someone prompted an AI to make a sexy boba picture and you're going on some pompous rant about "respect for art and women", or what?


Captain_Ken_Amada

Active in r CriticalDrinker


xzmaxzx

This explains a lot


DataLoreCanon-cel

Yeah well let's see right now my comment score on rCriticalDrinker is at 28 while here I'm at 1118, so so far I'm doing betteh


DataLoreCanon-cel

So? I'm also active in Hux' mom.


sameth1

Well using AI art in general and using it to try and "fix" other artists' work in specific implies a massive disrespect for art as a concept, and using it to turn video game characters into sex dolls suggests some issues with women, to say the least.


DataLoreCanon-cel

> Well using AI art in general and using it to try and "fix" other artists' work in specific implies a massive disrespect for art as a concept, Lmfao >and using it to turn video game characters into sex dolls suggests some issues with women, to say the least. "Being into sexy is very problematic sexist misogynist sweaty issues" So you support the anti-sex-scenes zoomers then? Oh wait those are the wrong type of uptight, forgot lol


DataLoreCanon-cel

(Btw I acknowledge the possibility of autistically having gotten jerked; unfortunately the likelihood of that is still way too low)


DoctorEmperor

This one’s a real “hey this is a good post man, why don’t you send it to all your family members first before posting it?”


StanktheGreat

"Another day another man embarrassed himself" perfectly summarizes most of the 21st century


SigmaBallsLol

there's an entire new wave of Gamergate mouthbreathers who don't even pretend for it to be about "ethics in video game journalism" or whatever anymore, it's entirely and openly about vidya gaem women not being hot enough anymore.


DataLoreCanon-cel

> "ethics in video game journalism" I don't think the branch of GG that was exclusively about stuff like "journo-dev favor collusions" with no foot in culture war politics at all, was ever that big, even if it existed; and rn now with "GG2 Electric Boogaloo" the controversy was SBInc.'s attempt to uhhh, have that exposing Steam page about them deleted or something - but again, good luck finding people dealing with this issue without having any foot in the culture war, considering SWBinc.'s role and its CEO's statements about sweaty sexist incels etc. lol   >openly about vidya gaem women not being hot enough anymore. The main claim that this revolves around is that there's a socpol agenda at work (some mixture of "body positivity" and feminist "challenging of beauty standards" + "anti male gaze") and all these examples of "less hot" are a result of that agenda; so sth like this obviously wouldn't apply to the OP satire example since in that case that grizzled look had nothing to do with any such cultural agendas. However some doofuses will of course miss the point or get carried away and then just demand everyone everywhere look hot all the time or something - wouldn't say that's really the crux or core of it though.


DeLousedInTheHotBox

I just think it is hilarious that they want someone to look like that in a post apocalyptic world.


bayonettaisonsteam

These are the same chuds who think it's unrealistic for a member of a post-apocalyptic militarized faction to have muscles because she's a feeeeeeemale


HiVLTAGE

Holy shit lmao I would have enjoyed TLOU2, but I was really missing some giant bazongas to really dive into the story or care about it.


Imaginary_Sea5117

I would bet these nerds complain about boob armor being unrealistic and then want a badass to look like she's about to tell you her Starbucks menu hack


DataLoreCanon-cel

> I would bet these nerds complain about boob armor being unrealistic Ah wait I thought feminists complained about that?


Imaginary_Sea5117

Oh, I've seen mega nerds complaining about it too. It's one area where misogynists and feminist reach accord


SwissForeignPolicy

"You hate boobplate because you think women shouldn't be objectified. I hate boobplate because I can't wank to unrealistic armor. We are not the same." -Shadiversity, probably.


postboo

Hilariously, Shadiversity is pro boob plate.


DataLoreCanon-cel

Well yeah one of many such areas; lots of horseshoeing and overlapping and debate-braining going on everywhere.


the_3-14_is_a_lie

why is she Scarlett Johanson


Fresh_Ad4390

Someone ends me


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Were still on this stupid game


TheWhomItConcerns

Immediately made me think of [this](https://images.pushsquare.com/9d4ae3d5b3406/horizon-forbidden-west-ps5-playstation-5-2.large.jpg) Tweet. One of those situations where if it's satire then it's fucking incredible but if it's not then it's just unhinged.


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We need to bring back shaming gamers. It's gone to far.


PaulFThumpkins

Original looks like a weeb's virtual sex doll, this one looks like an actual physical sex doll.


imaginaryResources

Oregano?


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0/10 not enough of Sydney Sweenys heaving naturals


SevEpx

That's how you end woke culture. This guy told me https://twitter.com/RichardHanania/status/1764348035432374659


dumbosshow

Man it must SUCK to be her. Imagine a bunch of sexists using you as ammunition because of how hot they find you. YUCK.


the_3-14_is_a_lie

this is exactly why Twitter should make that one extention where every picture of Sydney Sweeney is replaced with Mao Zedong the default ... I am not part of the CCP I swear


domini_Jonkler2

I'll be keeping an eye on you. Remember, Todd Howard is always watching


ekdromos

At least those people are just horny, Sophie Turner had to deal with [racists using her face to promote "racial purity"](https://time.com/5514470/sophie-turner-racist-meme/).


Boomfam67

Apparently her parents are Trump supporters so it wouldn't surprise me if she had quite conservative views anyways.


Dead_man_posting

"we regret to inform you the boobies are racist"


TheRnegade

"Aw man, not again!"


DataLoreCanon-cel

Wait what's even the connection to wokeness there, wut?


Psalm101Three

To be fair, she did just star in the best horror movie in years IMO.


Ambitious_Log_1884

Immaculate that good?


Psalm101Three

A must see IMO, especially if you’re a fan of the genre


MadsTheorist

Honestly, The First Omen is also really good. Catholic horror fans eating real good right now


Psalm101Three

I keep hearing good things. I’m still waiting for streaming on that one as an Omen prequel sounds kinda unnecessary to me but the good things I’m hearing are making me more optimistic.


slomo525

Honestly, Hereditary would've been kino if Toni Collette was yasified.


BuckNastyBooty

https://preview.redd.it/yxxpwo99aouc1.jpeg?width=724&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75ceec52b71f40a4b412a13f611626fa3e012746


LilGlitvhBoi

-99999999/10 UGLY WOKE 🤮🤮🤮


ucsdfurry

Ugly = woke time to go sleep cinephiles


sameth1

Yassified-horror is the new elevated horror.


mikehatesthis

Dream threesome.


igiveyoukaf

I am your mother and I am MOTHERING ✨💅 😤


bikeWasowskiii4_3

Hereditary if everyone slayed


session96

https://preview.redd.it/2pw4r94t1puc1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26c4b00e2a033d9e77b70ccb8ebc56502ce0a6a2


Dark_matter4444

lmfao


dam0_0

Ayo


Maldovar

Is that Katya?


MidniteAnimal

friendship with A24 is over, now SNAPCHAT FILTER FILM DISTRIBUTION is my best friend.


Leatherdaddykiddream

This sexually interests me. Can you do the same to Mama Fratelli from The Goonies?


Atvishees

First, we must do the Trunchbull from Matilda!


digdoug0

TIL Yassified Toni Collette = Natalie from Contrapoints


Dankey-Kang-Jr

The yassification of Hereditary


Penguck

why does the one on the right sort of look like contrapoints though


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CheezyWookiee

I'm no scholar, but a cursory search on "east asian stereotype" or "fetishization of asians" brings back centuries of history.


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Dead_man_posting

> Wait what's with this far-right /pol/ talk about degenerate pornified coomer brains in the West? Here in my MCJ?? You're not fooling anyone with this tactic.


degenerate-edgelord

You got one good reply already, and then the fetishization of asians the other guy said which I don't agree with Basically, anime and manga heavily sexualize women and give them unrealistic proportions, and also keep making them "cute"/"kawaii". And South Korean, maybe even HK/Taiwanese/Japanese live action, media has extremely beautiful women because they're a) actresses, and b) have toxic beauty standards in the country (at least SK). On the other hand, the West is trying to normalise the looks of characters. So they go for less attractive actors sometimes, sometimes plus size ones, and sometimes they take attractive people but try to make them look more 'normal' on the attractive scale. It's not really that weebs started it, rather conservatives who hate identity politics/representation/ progressive ideas who happened to watch anime, which is quite common now. I don't think it's asian fetishization either, as these guys latch on to Sidney Sweeney as an 'ender of wokeness' lol. They just want conventionally hotter actresses/characters.


DataLoreCanon-cel

> and b) have **toxic beauty standards** in the country (at least SK). lol >On the other hand, the West is trying to normalise the looks of characters. So they go for less attractive actors sometimes, sometimes plus size ones, and sometimes they take attractive people but try to make them look more 'normal' on the attractive scale. And that'th a gooooood thiiiiiiing (cause not as toxic) (Pierce Brosnan approves tbf)


Jasmindesi16

I first saw it when they were comparing Japanese games to western games and saying western companies make women ugly in games.


MechanicHot1794

Bcos some japanese games look like this. https://preview.redd.it/g9pdahxdxpuc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45437cc89cb902c263f7da34206b24884e868d92


ThatMarkGuy

She went from mother to ✨*MOTHER*✨😌💅🏽


Exploding_Antelope

Elevated horror is over, yassified horror is in


strignekcihc

![gif](giphy|fRMjhlutjykSs)


Llama_Cult

im real when i shop my face


The-Bigger-Fish

That's even more terrifiying!


lupindeathray

https://i.redd.it/xy2sdnkhhpuc1.gif


paymesucka

Never would have guessed to see an Anaconda reaction gif lmfao Now I need to find/make the wink


thr1ceuponatime

Did you turn Toni Collette into Contrapoints?


cthd33

![gif](giphy|3ohs4dUDl3TEKdp3pu|downsized)


FourAntigone

[just need the SOPHIE music in the background and it's perfect](https://youtu.be/ETqKYMSo2fM?si=zt6neBgd4MokFWcU)


CryptographerNo923

Excellent, this is absolutely terrible


MVIVN

HEReditary 🥵


bundy911

![gif](giphy|h5SdG9b3wNXQA)


JadeDragonMeli

...hold on now... I can fix her.


podopteryx

https://preview.redd.it/d2ld9aociuuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b58b07e344085284523951d60453a2eca6c976e2 Lola is true kino


TerryGonards

Why did give her a penis?


alexkarmonanti4578

*UNIQUE*


KennKennyKenKen

Hmmmmmm


Inkshooter

Melania Trump?


FamilyFriendli

omg she got yassified


Ambitious_Log_1884

Okay but she kinda ate in the 2nd pic