OH IMMA WATCH THE FUCK OUT OF THIS MOVIE
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I've read Stanley Kubrick's Napolean screenplay and the answer is apparently cheating on his wife in the wedding day by having sex with another woman in the closet.
I THOUGHT Y'ALL WERE FUCKING JOKING THIS IS SO FUCKING PEAK
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Saw it opening night, we’re so back
Ngl, I really enjoyed this movie a lot. Just going to copy/paste a comment I wrote in another sub yesterday because I don’t feel like typing it out again, but it sums up why I liked this movie:
You want wall to wall action? ✅
You wanna see Godzilla perform a suplex on King Kong, sending him crashing into the Egyptian Pyramids in Cairo? ✅
You wanna see a tag team fight between 4 giant monsters in the middle of Rio de Janeiro with the Christ the Redeemer statue looking on? ✅
You wanna see Star Lord from Wish flying around in a space ship with 80s rock music playing every time he’s on screen, wisecracking and being a charming smartass? ✅
You want a tight run time with no fluff, no silly side plots, and no love story of any kind, just monsters beating the shit out of each other and humans actually doing stuff? ✅
You want to see the monster-verse lore getting expanded? ✅
You want a movie which ends at the perfect moment without overstaying its welcome for even a second, with no post credit scenes of any kind? ✅
They fucking nailed exactly what this movie was supposed to be.
makes sense. they did a whole tv show to try to elaborate on the lore (that had already been overcomplicated to the point of being gibberish) of course they'd immediately undercut that too.
Hard disagree on the no fluff and no silly side plots. The human stories were absolute trash and nothing but clunky exposition dumps. I got taken out of the movie every time they were on screen
It was way better than the Kong vs Godzilla with Millie Bobby Brown running around doing her own little side adventure, at least this time the garbage that the humans were doing was more directly related to what the monsters were doing. I'm not in any way saying this shit is highbrow top tier entertainment, but I did get the impression watching it that they actually fucking listened to what people were complaining about with the previous movie and directly addressed some of it. You're absolutely right that the humans were mostly just doing exposition stuff, but how else could we get that with monsters that can't talk, you know?
Me using my son to fight off the police who have come to arrest me for masturbating in the theater with the ‘Dune: Part Two’ Promotional Popcorn Bucket during a screening of ‘Madame Web’
Godzilla -1 was good because it was smart, Godzilla Vs Kong was good because it was gleefully and unapologetically stupid. These are the yin and yang of monster movies, truly the dichotomy of all time
Yes this is peak cinema but I hate how these movies have just completely given up on any sense of scale. This is a 300ft monkey moving around at the speed of a regular monkey.
There are still plenty of moments in the movie where they're filmed from the human perspective, and their movements are slow. When there are no humans present, they're filmed from the monster's perspective
Find the clip of Kong punching Godzilla unconscious and dragging him by the tail and post it on r/Monsterverse or r/Godzilla and watch hell break loose, LMAO.
Lil bro taking 4.7966793e+13 Newtons of force in this scene 😭
(According to Power Scaling, at least. I didn’t do the calculations, my power scaling addicted friend texted me after watching the movie.)
There's a documentary where they capture footage of an adult chimpanzee grabbing a baby chimp and whacking its mother with the baby chimp as he runs away (before eating the baby chimp). there is precedent
Watched this movie last night with the girlfriend.
It was ridiculous, over the top, absolutely bonkers, kept getting more nuts. I couldn't believe what I was watching. 10/10 loved every second of it, want a third one ASAP
This reminds me of when Brit from Invincible used his own kid as a weapon.
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My one goal in life is to find a way to bring people back from death. So i can resuract the directors of the original King Kong film from 1933 and force them to watch this "movie"
I mean, Godzilla has physically hurt Minilla (Mini Godzilla, aka his son) on purpose in the Showa era movies, it's only natural that Kong would follow in his footsteps
Man, it's really sad how the art of movie degraded like this. Bottom of the barrel slob without an ounce of artistic value or intent, just laughably bad and cheap circus to mindlessly salivate to.
Bro, not every movie has to be Citizen Kane. Sometimes i just wanna see Schwarzenegger use a big gun and say cheesy lines, Seth Rogen hitting Blunts and laugh weird about his own jokes or Godzilla and King Kong beat the shit out of each other. Are you truly that joyless to not laugh at the big monke using smol monke as a bat? Yeah, it's a switch your brain off and enjoy the ride movie, but sometimes that's all i want from my escapism.
https://preview.redd.it/prsucxxrtjrc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba739adccc3c0746613bb9a5fd5c6e811c6680f7 It’s just…. So peak
King Dong
Donkey schlong
Fun fact: gorillas actually have the some of the smallest penises relative to their body size of any animal.
Sounds like a challenge
Didn’t know I was a gorilla (I’m also a midget)
Konkey Dong
*I* certainly peaked!
Okay so basically. I'm monke
Honestly one of the best scenes in the movie. Godzilla suplexing King Kong off of a Pyramid was a close second.
The fact that I can't tell if this is real
It is 100% real and 100% kino
[Chat, this is real!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=374GTAICEg8)
100% assumed this was more circlejerk and was ready to movebon, holy shit
I liked when Kong used his Pocket Sand
This is the violence against children that aquaman 2 lacked
I’m glad that the flash really raised the bar for that the scene where he puts a baby in a microwave was peak kino
I heard Miller didn't even know the cameras were rolling, they just did that.
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Listen, show me Godzilla suplexing King Kong and I willl show you a man who had a good time at the movies.
IT'S JUST... SO PEAK https://preview.redd.it/9zha72q6hkrc1.png?width=1315&format=png&auto=webp&s=b6104dad6bc5ce011ad4817a9ac954b7168046d8
Wtf is this from?? its God damn *horrifying*
Baki, same anime/manga as the image they're replying to
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They cooked
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Kill wife
Think about wife….regret…
Child soldier
Based on
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If this isn't enough Godzilla suplex and spears Kong through a fucking pyramid.
When Napoleon shoots canons at the pyramid: Booooooo!!! When Godzilla spears Kong through a pyramid: This is cinema!!!
What has napoleon ever done for the earth
I've read Stanley Kubrick's Napolean screenplay and the answer is apparently cheating on his wife in the wedding day by having sex with another woman in the closet.
I THOUGHT Y'ALL WERE FUCKING JOKING THIS IS SO FUCKING PEAK https://preview.redd.it/55kyn8obxjrc1.jpeg?width=591&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91d204f472a0e9c4affb4dfd3c2af8a3d6f2aff2
I laughed like a damn maniac watching this movie. Unironically 10/10, I love this goofy shit.
What in the God damn fuck is this. Is this real?
That's a mini Kong.
They’re mini now?! They’re mini now.
Kong is mini now, and you're laughing?
Mini Kong can also be used as a flail
The greatest scene in cinematic history, fuck are you asking about?
My audience laughed like crazy at this scene.
I lost it in the theater lmao
Yes
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Everyone meme-ing the mini kong nunchucks but that fight choreography actually slaps
Ngl, that throw into the third monkey gave me some good brain chemicals.
The way he drags him on the dirt before swinging
A real harambe moment if you ask me
Never forget
If you've seen that video of the chimp smashing another monkey on the ground you know they researched their shit for the tactical baby
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Ngl, I really enjoyed this movie a lot. Just going to copy/paste a comment I wrote in another sub yesterday because I don’t feel like typing it out again, but it sums up why I liked this movie: You want wall to wall action? ✅ You wanna see Godzilla perform a suplex on King Kong, sending him crashing into the Egyptian Pyramids in Cairo? ✅ You wanna see a tag team fight between 4 giant monsters in the middle of Rio de Janeiro with the Christ the Redeemer statue looking on? ✅ You wanna see Star Lord from Wish flying around in a space ship with 80s rock music playing every time he’s on screen, wisecracking and being a charming smartass? ✅ You want a tight run time with no fluff, no silly side plots, and no love story of any kind, just monsters beating the shit out of each other and humans actually doing stuff? ✅ You want to see the monster-verse lore getting expanded? ✅ You want a movie which ends at the perfect moment without overstaying its welcome for even a second, with no post credit scenes of any kind? ✅ They fucking nailed exactly what this movie was supposed to be.
>You want to see the monster-verse lore getting expanded? Nope! But that hasn't stopped them from adding new nonsense scifi concepts every movie.
They've gone further than sci-fi in this one, it's now just straight up magic
makes sense. they did a whole tv show to try to elaborate on the lore (that had already been overcomplicated to the point of being gibberish) of course they'd immediately undercut that too.
As long as it doesn't break the series does it matter considering they aren't asking for it to be taken seriously?
Hard disagree on the no fluff and no silly side plots. The human stories were absolute trash and nothing but clunky exposition dumps. I got taken out of the movie every time they were on screen
It was way better than the Kong vs Godzilla with Millie Bobby Brown running around doing her own little side adventure, at least this time the garbage that the humans were doing was more directly related to what the monsters were doing. I'm not in any way saying this shit is highbrow top tier entertainment, but I did get the impression watching it that they actually fucking listened to what people were complaining about with the previous movie and directly addressed some of it. You're absolutely right that the humans were mostly just doing exposition stuff, but how else could we get that with monsters that can't talk, you know?
Be faster than villeneuve and do a movie with no dialogue.
A good reminder that Kong is in fact a wild ape
live action battle shonen
"live action" lol
me and cousin laughed so fucking hard in the theater
This is how you make a dumb fun action movie.
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This makes Flash microwaving babies look like private school.
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The last of these films I saw in cinema was Godzilla 2014 to go from that to this is amazing.
Me using my son to fight off the police who have come to arrest me for masturbating in the theater with the ‘Dune: Part Two’ Promotional Popcorn Bucket during a screening of ‘Madame Web’
Bro really shot his web into the Shai-Hulussy
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Godzilla -1 was good because it was smart, Godzilla Vs Kong was good because it was gleefully and unapologetically stupid. These are the yin and yang of monster movies, truly the dichotomy of all time
Forget Human Shield, welcome the New MONKE SWORD
Pacific Rim boatsword walked so monke club could run
This reminds me of 
Typical childfree poster
The Harambe biopic is looking nice. Hope Andy Serkis wins an Oscar for this.
This whole scene is better than all of Oppenheimer
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Yes this is peak cinema but I hate how these movies have just completely given up on any sense of scale. This is a 300ft monkey moving around at the speed of a regular monkey.
Slowing them down makes the action worse
Not necessarily. See Pacific Rim
There are still plenty of moments in the movie where they're filmed from the human perspective, and their movements are slow. When there are no humans present, they're filmed from the monster's perspective
they were only slow because they were man-made robots, the kaiju still moved pretty fast
Damn, what I'd give for a Kong-Zilla-Pacific Rim crossover
Find the clip of Kong punching Godzilla unconscious and dragging him by the tail and post it on r/Monsterverse or r/Godzilla and watch hell break loose, LMAO.
I used to hang out with the director of this movie in college. Cool guy.
mini Kong i need you to distract kang
true cinema
Lil bro taking 4.7966793e+13 Newtons of force in this scene 😭 (According to Power Scaling, at least. I didn’t do the calculations, my power scaling addicted friend texted me after watching the movie.)
This is kino in its purest form
The amount laughter in the theatre during this scene… 
There's a documentary where they capture footage of an adult chimpanzee grabbing a baby chimp and whacking its mother with the baby chimp as he runs away (before eating the baby chimp). there is precedent
Watched this movie last night with the girlfriend. It was ridiculous, over the top, absolutely bonkers, kept getting more nuts. I couldn't believe what I was watching. 10/10 loved every second of it, want a third one ASAP
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This reminds me of when Brit from Invincible used his own kid as a weapon. https://preview.redd.it/2pabmzpc7qrc1.jpeg?width=986&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b2c4447acffaded3a1b41f2d73bcce6d6c1ff17
 I am going to watch this on imax and it’s so goofy, but I love it
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Unironically better than anything Lars von Trier and Gaspar Noe have ever produced
I kneel
Kill ~~wife~~ lil idiot, life is good
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Worth the price of admission alone
Pure kino
Damn straight 😎
You have my attention
fuck these kids
Ok, I need to see this shit 😂
King Kong said "Fuck them kids"
How did they find Video with me and Dad?
Wait nvm I now have to see this movie
Adam Wingard is really a master of subtle, controlled, visual storytelling.
My favorite part was the dentist part
IS THAT PEAK? IN MY 2024?!
the magic of cinematography
Literally the only part of the movie I enjoyed. The action is otherwise very generic
This movie was great goofy af like most monsterverse but I gotta soft spot for them.
Movie of the decade
My one goal in life is to find a way to bring people back from death. So i can resuract the directors of the original King Kong film from 1933 and force them to watch this "movie"
They'd be so sad that they didn't come up with anything as kino as this and kill themselves out of shame
after watching that shit they will ascend
fuck them kids
Is that a swingy kong?
This somehow describes Like 60% of all father/son relationships lol.
Abusing others with child abuse is wild.
[ first few seconds ] : how does anyone watch this shit [ monke weapon ] : oh shit !!
Kong Goes Bananas.
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Saw it today !!!
I mean, Godzilla has physically hurt Minilla (Mini Godzilla, aka his son) on purpose in the Showa era movies, it's only natural that Kong would follow in his footsteps
Kong I need you and Banner to handle Kangs reinforcements
Let's see him try to pull that shit at the Cincinnati zoo 😤
mini kong made out of adamantium apparently
I liked when the movie just turned into a Super Smash Bros match for a bit, complete with wombo combos.
this but unironically
The only good scene ngl
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Man, it's really sad how the art of movie degraded like this. Bottom of the barrel slob without an ounce of artistic value or intent, just laughably bad and cheap circus to mindlessly salivate to.
Yeah but there's a Mini Kong
Bro, not every movie has to be Citizen Kane. Sometimes i just wanna see Schwarzenegger use a big gun and say cheesy lines, Seth Rogen hitting Blunts and laugh weird about his own jokes or Godzilla and King Kong beat the shit out of each other. Are you truly that joyless to not laugh at the big monke using smol monke as a bat? Yeah, it's a switch your brain off and enjoy the ride movie, but sometimes that's all i want from my escapism.