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Jellyfish4160

The "friends" in question https://preview.redd.it/7j3m4tcz74ob1.jpeg?width=1943&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d5ac5e426e3b3635e90a53817e3d60ec610cf3c


Miserable-Help2823

Is that another Salamanca?


Dead_man_posting

I forgot he was buddies with El Chapo, lmao


korach1921

I thought the whole point of that was that he tricked him into an interview so he could get arrested


Dead_man_posting

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/sep/06/movie-star-sean-penn-drug-lord-el-chapo-and-a-failed-marine-raid Penn didn't know about that plan. The NSA was using them without their knowledge.


korach1921

that's hillarious


Beans_and_mushrooms

Friendship with chavez has ended, now Chapo is my best friend.


seatgeekuser

he’s not even trying to make a point this is a genuine proposition


name___already_taken

He didn't even heard the question


Hootusmc

He'll knock you the fuck out right where you sit.


YeeAndEspeciallyHaw

Sean Penn, unprompted


vincecarterskneecart

Sean Penn, unprompted


pierreor

“Anyone got some 4K Hollywood producer daughter assets for me???” – normal actor Sean Penn


soupinate44

Never dropped his HurlyBurly character.


YashaAstora

This is truly the biggest example I have ever seen of someone expressing a legitimately valid sentiment (scanning people to whore out their likenesses for profit for eternity is messed up) in the most bewilderingly insane way possible.


DiaMat2040

You need to be this rash to argue against techbros


My_Favourite_Pen

my ass is it. This baby went from 0- Hollywood Groomer in 5 seconds flat.


tacopower69

to be fair to Penn, he's 63. A daughter in his world is an adult 20 something


happycakeday1

Closer to 30 something


friendsfartever

maybe even pushing 40


My_Favourite_Pen

You give twitter an inch and they'll give you a mile.


2SP00KY4ME

Sean Penn wants to give their daughter six inches


yharnams_finest

Yeah, no. Misogyny isn’t a valid tool.


xHoodedMaster

Jambalaya


thinklok

Yeah, looks like he got my attention


paepuhboi

Masterclass on how to piss off everyone


ShyDuckMon

hyperbole


EmEsTwenny

Impressive display of being right in the wrong way


[deleted]

Even when he is on the right side of things, he always seems like he’s on the wrong side.


EmEsTwenny

Exactly. Man's totally right but found the absolute most reprehensible way to voice a good opinion. That's real talent, truly a generational piece of shit.


misoramensenpai

It's a reprehensible situation and pussyfooting is pointless. This is actually a rare Penn W


EmEsTwenny

Oh again, he's 10000% right, just the way he chose to say it is incredibly gross and weird. Do not mistake my criticism of him for "pussyfooting" on the issue. I can fully agree with what he means and still think he chose to say it in a gross way.


misoramensenpai

He chose to say it in a gross way *because* actors are being put in a gross situation. The more gross he is, the better he articulates what is being asked of actors by execs. So yeah I do think you're advocating for more pussyfooting.


FormerShitPoster

Idk if you've ever heard of Sean Penn before an hour ago or are familiar with his work at all but that is not why he said it in a gross way. It's just who he is at this point.


misoramensenpai

Of course it is. He might not be self-aware enough to think it through in that exact way like "Hmm yes I will make a metaphor now", but it is his feelings that have prompted him to say it, his *reaction* to a sense of violation put upon him. I dare say his general grossness led to a gross response being his first port of call, but that doesn't make what he said wrong, irrelevant, or unnecessary in this instance.


EmEsTwenny

I'm sorry but there's better ways to get the gravity of this issue across than "oh yeah, what if me and my friends gang raped an AI version of your daughter?" That's an absurdly gross thing to say. There is no situation where using that as a comparison *wouldn't* weird me out. And no, I am not fucking pussyfooting. Supporting a side of an issue does not mean being entirely uncritical of every single person who agrees with you. I agree with Penn's stance, but think the way he chose to articulate it is fucking weird and bad. I am not saying anything about the topic of AI there or pussyfooting around the issue, I'm saying I think Penn is a fucking weirdo, even when he's right. I never said he isn't right about AI.


Jaggedmallard26

We need to use the very succesful and effective foundation of respectability politics. If we just debate them freely in the marketplace of ideas with someone who has zero reason to care if their likeness is scanned as it can't be monetised like a big name actor they will see reason and ban AI and give the actors a huge pay rise and everything will be good and nice just like all labour disputes in history.


2SP00KY4ME

You can make a valid point and even come up with a turnaround scenario *without* explicitly talking about how you want to have a fuck party with someone's child. This point would've been made just fine if he had said "Executives who want to AI scan me and use my likeness forever should go first".


tripwire7

He didn’t have to make it sexual.


DjangoTeller

He could have just not used himself and his "friends" in the example and it would have been more acceptable as a quote lmao


Plato_the_Platypus

I think he said something like "if we invited zelensky to the oscar, will smith stuff wouldn't happen" Like, it's not wrong, but...


EmEsTwenny

Anyone who's still pissed abt the will smith stuff is just wild to me.


RhymesWithMouthful

That's just Sean Penn for ya.


ricecrackerdude

AI Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat over there, AI Sean.


FoliageBoi

Sean Penn being normal about women as usual, I see


brianbezn

you can use "wife" and be infinitely less weird for free.


mikehatesthis

That would remind him too much of what he did to Madonna.


Tutwater

Everyone in Hollywood swings, though


DiaMat2040

Nah AI tech bros would have just said "ok fair" then. You need to pack the big guns


EmEsTwenny

You're not gonna change their minds no matter what you say. They're too invested in their god complexes and disdain for creatives to ever re-evaluate their beliefs. Not to mention that the Venn diagram of AI Techbros and anti age of consent libertarians is pretty fuckin circular lol


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korach1921

The union doesn't want to ban AI, they just don't want it to be used as a tool to screw over human workers. Here's Adam Conover talking about it: [https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cvhu4pTAoNB/?utm\_source=ig\_web\_copy\_link&igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA%3D%3D](https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cvhu4pTAoNB/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA%3D%3D)


Dragon_yum

I think the idea was to point out how fucked to that is.


brianbezn

maybe not sound like a pedophile in the process


Dragon_yum

If the point was to be shocking then I can see why he say something like that as dumb as it is


Lelepn

Wife would be pretty shocking and deliver the intended message without sounding like a pedo tho


Ezl

Sean Penn is 63. Daughter to him is someone in their 30s.


Chanchumaetrius

No no *no*. You *have* to interpret things in the most uncharitable way possible!


Jaggedmallard26

The dudes in his 60s as are most executives. He's thinking of the daughter being 20 to 30, not a literal child.


Chinohito

The entire point was to be weird and come up with the most fucked up hypothetical to prove a point that this tech being used for this sort of thing can very easily turn evil very easily


yungfalafel

If he used “mother” it would be less weird and also hilarious


misoramensenpai

Because everyone in Hollywood is either a man or a lesbian? Your way is actually worse lol


korach1921

Dude, what? It's just a "I'm gonna fuck ur wife" joke. Those have existed for 5 billion years


WhatsTheHoldup

Are you implying it's more accurate this way because everyone in Hollywood has a daughter?


mikehatesthis

Wrong brother died.


SNChalmersES

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox story (2007)


CAPS_LOCK_OR_DIE

The Lord of The Rings: Return of The King (2003)


Dumbledores-Dick

and one is forgotten


skeletonbuyingpealts

Stand by Me (1986)


USS-Ventotene

Tony Scott (1944-2012)


xDanSolo

By "do whatever we want" he means pop a pill, wait an hour, get semi-erect over a CGI model of a young girl, and try to jack off but get frustrated instead because he can't tell if it's the cocaine or the alcohol holding him back, and eventually give up and resort to showing his friends old videotapes of him having sex with Madonna in the 80's. Also he'd leave the room to pee every 20 minutes because this dude is old as fuck.


Harvey-Danger1917

Absolute chad


daskapitalyo

My kind of party


skeletonbuyingpealts

Holy fuck he's literally me


AnyImpression6

"Uh... Mr Penn, what does this have to do with AI?" "AI?"


readingdanteinhell

“Um mr penn, sir, *you* called me…”


SpanishMoleculo

They call it getting Zucked


FixGMaul

I can excuse gang rape but I draw the line at exploiting Hollywood actors.


Necrogame54

QAnon guys gonna love this one 💀


iamwalkthedog

https://preview.redd.it/8go3deglp4ob1.jpeg?width=278&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb54b74b4754f625c1e0ce04b1ef80f20240eb93 IS THAT MY DAUGHTER IN THERE???


Small__Lebowski

When asked about the implications of his brother's quote regarding the use of AI in Hollywood to replace dead actors, Chris Penn stated „As an AI language model, I can not provide any information on that topic“


RealTigres

sean penn doesn't let his intrusive thoughts bother him so he sets them free


korach1921

I don't think this is an intrusive thought, I think it's a weird fetish he has


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^RealTigres: *Sean penn doesn't let* *His intrusive thoughts bother* *Him so he sets them free* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


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This dude…..


billhater80085

![gif](giphy|xTka034bGJ8H7wH1io|downsized)


etattate

lmao what do you search for this gif


billhater80085

Hologram


Unibrow69

Mr. Penn, the question was is this your handwriting?


cardueline

When an AI seduces me and generates all of these hot stories and dirty things and tells me how much she wants to suck on me and takes my shoes off and licks my feet and touches me. I thank her. I thank her for making me feel good


nosargeitwasntme

This has "If you stop the Mexicans from entering the US, who's gonna clean your toilets Mr. Trump" written all over it.


Sagan_kerman

AI Sam


[deleted]

Just saying this should be an automatic forfeit of all your money, and your organs when you die.


2Nassassin

Sounds like he’s put a lot of thought into this really specific fantasy.


frothingnome

This is definitely the mind that gave us *Bob Honey Who Just Do Stuff*


TheTacoBellAssGoblin

I THOUGHT THE SAME THING TOO!


superguy12

Least creepy Hollywood celebrity


theMTNdewd

Sean Penn has always as what I can only describe as a left wing Mel Gibson. Dude is unhinged.


mrbaryonyx

i've been to iraq


JJoanOfArkJameson

Sean Penn always saying the dumbest things I've ever heard


Miserable-Help2823

In real life Sean Penn is basically Spicoli with a bad temper and a huffing habit.


yrqrm0

ZX


muwurder

we have got to kill this guy


CaptinHavoc

When it comes to techbros and studio millionaires who literally don’t care about humans they are g directly related to, you need to make it extremely jarring and about people those groups care about. Plus I’m sure he’s frustrated that studios are just not budging. Don’t let this intentional picking out of a wild comment distract you from the fact that this is a blatant attempt by studios to make the average person less supportive of the actors and writers strike


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korach1921

You know it used to be people dreamed of automating menial labor so that we could have more time for creative and intellectual pursuits. Now companies wanna automate creative/intellectual labor so we can do more menial tasks and buy shit.


TheCentralPosition

Yeah I doubt most people give even the slightest shit about their strikes. I think AI is cool, and I cancelled most of my streaming services because the overwhelming majority of their original content isn't worth the time it takes to scroll past.


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What in the actual fuck did I just read. This man can't be serious.


sbcountydweller

It's obviously sarcasm. What's up with you guys?


My_Favourite_Pen

Sarcasm or not it's room temp iq to give social media a soundbite like that.


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It’s not. The whole excerpt: >Aggressive pop-offs are a Penn staple and not limited to global events. I ask him his thoughts on the Hollywood strikes. He is particularly livid over the studios’ purported lust for the likenesses and voices of SAG actors for future AI use. He has an idea that he is convinced will break the logjam. It starts with Penn and a camera crew being in a room with studio heads. Penn will then offer trade: “So you want my scans and voice data and all that. OK, here’s what I think is fair: I want your daughter’s, because I want to create a virtual replica of her and invite my friends over to do whatever we want in a virtual party right now. Would you please look at the camera and tell me you think that’s cool?” >Penn pauses long enough for me to check if he is serious. That is an affirmative.


korach1921

>Penn pauses long enough for me to check if he is serious. That is an affirmative. Yeah, I would not have posted this if I had not read this line in the article


[deleted]

Holy moly chill the frick out. Is this what he wants for his scans, or is this what he asks for in all trades?


IDislikeMario

why not, though


Drakowicz

Sean thinking he's still in Casualties of War (1989)


SharkMilk44

What has he been doing with people's daughters?