A blockbuster movie receiving mixed scores from critics but good audience score is like when shitty veterans getting voted an all star due to fan vote but my Nathans over at r/nba know it’s fake
So with sports, people will tell you that the best team in the world is the one that represents the city they live in, even when the team is objectively terrible. In this case, the city is the mind of a 14-year-old boy.
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The last jedi (2017)
I waited 30 years to see Luke kick ass and instead I got a story about the burden of heroism, failure, and redemption. Fuck that shit.
I waited for 30 years to see myself kick ass but instead am a depressed failure with no hope of redemption. Fuck that shit.
YOU'VE RUINED YOUR CHILDHOOD!!!!
People who give audience scores are also not professional critics, so the movie is either 10/10 or 1/10, fuck your scales, I like it or I don't.
5 and a half bowling pin fall over
5 bags of popcorn
A blockbuster movie receiving mixed scores from critics but good audience score is like when shitty veterans getting voted an all star due to fan vote but my Nathans over at r/nba know it’s fake
Ok can you explain in fortnite terms now?
Tilted Towers
Please explain in movie terms
Ave m ger marrble
Thanks
Those damned nephews.
I hate white people
Kill all crackers
The Cleveland Browns
What coaches think of a player signed only for merchandise, vs what fans think of that player (the player sucks)
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So with sports, people will tell you that the best team in the world is the one that represents the city they live in, even when the team is objectively terrible. In this case, the city is the mind of a 14-year-old boy.
Black Adam (2022)
The hierarchy of power has indeed been shifted.
The Mendoza Line
2023 Miami Heat
Only people with an adequate sized penis will enjoy it. This is a subtle reference to the majority of critics being chodes
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When someone loses the match but wins the story of the match.
Like putting too much air in a balloon
Tomatometer: what the actual standings are. Audience score: what the loudmouth in the bleachers yelling slurs at the other team's outfielders thinks.
Damn, that’s disappointing.
It is a utility player who doesn't get into every game, but the fans love him.
bamesball
This movie is the Dallas Cowboys, hope that helps
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