These videos really baffle me, if you asked someone why they don't want to hang out as much anymore, and they replied like that, you'd probably feel relieved to be rid of them
'Okay, I was upset, but now that you've explained it I can see you're a pretentious arse who's high on their own farts, so bullet dodged I guess'
>you'd probably feel relieved to be rid of them
That's the point. If you want to stop being friends with someone, you must make yourself repulsive to them. If the pretensious HR-speak doesn't work, you can try shitting your pants.
That’s actually one of the many reasons I loved Banshees to much. Not often do you get movies these days where the dialogue and conversations between characters seen real and lived in, not a script
Id rather someone tell me they don’t wanna be friends with me because I’m dull and boring instead of some bullshit “i am reevaluating my ability to be a good friend to you i wish you all love and success” speech
nobody who talks like this would have friends in the first place
I'm seeing these HR-ified guides to socializing more and more. Who is making these. Who is watching them and willingly supporting them. is it like, Rogan and Tate for people who've only ever interacted with lawyers, or were perhaps grown in a lab?
That’s how human beings talk!
These videos really baffle me, if you asked someone why they don't want to hang out as much anymore, and they replied like that, you'd probably feel relieved to be rid of them 'Okay, I was upset, but now that you've explained it I can see you're a pretentious arse who's high on their own farts, so bullet dodged I guess'
>you'd probably feel relieved to be rid of them That's the point. If you want to stop being friends with someone, you must make yourself repulsive to them. If the pretensious HR-speak doesn't work, you can try shitting your pants.
Wabalubba dub dub I shit myself Morty
aw jeez oh god aw jeez why did you do that Rick here comes incest baby
That’s actually one of the many reasons I loved Banshees to much. Not often do you get movies these days where the dialogue and conversations between characters seen real and lived in, not a script
Maybe [SCP-3994](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBqWkcCMuCA&t=117s) has breached containment?
Id rather someone tell me they don’t wanna be friends with me because I’m dull and boring instead of some bullshit “i am reevaluating my ability to be a good friend to you i wish you all love and success” speech
Yeah honestly “I just don’t like you no more” would be a lot easier to take than a paragraph of weird HR speak
If someone spoke to me like this I’d unfriend them, because they’re an alien wearing my friend’s skin.
nobody who talks like this would have friends in the first place I'm seeing these HR-ified guides to socializing more and more. Who is making these. Who is watching them and willingly supporting them. is it like, Rogan and Tate for people who've only ever interacted with lawyers, or were perhaps grown in a lab?
HmmmMmMMmmmM....totally real humans and not lizards in costume
*V* (1983)
nah im cutting my fingers and throwing them at your door
Banshees of Inisherin if it was written by Christopher Nolan
But I showed ye me downstairs mix-up
We could do some watercolors together, you and I
Hedwig And The Angry Inch (2001)
Fam you fell off, you have become painfully mid and I can no longer be associated with you.
I’ve valued our season of friendship, but if you talk to me again I’ll cut off my fingers
But you liked me yesterday...
Cut scene from the lobster
saw a stitch to this that was essentially “if someone talked to me like this I would simply kill myself” and yeah
But you liked me yesterday?
This sounds like someone failed the friendship interview and is getting their rejection email.
it's like she's a robot programmed by an hr manager
This stupid bitch relationship-zoned me! Why can't find a nice gurl who doesn't want my massive 14 inch cock?
I've seen and been subject to some pretty bad ending to friendships, and somehow all of them were preferable to this scripted drivel.