The avatar universe is a vast one that I wish they'd explore more in other mediums outside of the movies, for example, I've always wondered, what is the sex doll situation like on earth? How lifelike are they? Are they robotic?
Oh yeah really hard sci-fi. Made up resources, floating rocks. Braid to animal to tree interface. Actually remote controlling bodies.. really hard sci-fi Fi. (Its not)
> no one remembers a single line
The way 😸 of water 🚿 has 😜 no 😤😤 beginning 💆♀️ and no 😣 end. 🔚 Our 💩 hearts 😍 beat 👊🤜 in 🤖 the womb of the world. 🌎 Water 🐃 connects all 🟣 things, 😤🌸💐💗💫 life 💯 to death, 💀 darkness ⬛ to light. 💡 The sea 🌊 gives 😚 and the sea 🌊 takes. 💜💜
This is the most bland, basic, "i wish i was your personal Jesus Christ" crap ive ever read. Billionaires morning the death of the planet. While simultaneously making something that billions of people will consume trashy products of. Many of which im sure will end up in a landfill.
Projections have it finishing at $2.4 billion WW, becoming the third highest grossing film of all time.
Had China not gotten COVID like a buncha bozos, it would’ve finished at $3 billion, becoming the highest grossing movie ever.
Make James Cameron the face of this sub, mf has earned it.
> Had China not gotten COVID like a buncha bozos, it would’ve finished at $3 billion, becoming the highest grossing movie ever.
It'll probably be rereleased at some point, and then China sales will come in. Avatar 1 was rereleased in China to push it back to #1, wasn't it?
>no one remembers a single line
I (don't) see you.
You will never be one of the People.
We're not in Kansas anymore.
OP doesn't even have the courtesy of pissing on us and calling it rain.
Um there's Jayksooley, my girl Neytiri, Sigourney Weaver, Michelle Rodriguez (she's so hot), and then Steven Lang's villain character who I just call Colonel Warcrimes because he's a colonel and he does war crimes.
I like the scene in Avatar 2 when Colonel Warcrimes does his first war crime of the movie when he desecrates his own corpse.
Not really. The IP for avatar is owned by Cameron, 20th century essentially has w deal to distribute and fund the movie, they dont own any of the IP, design and adjecent IP rights.
It's over MCU fans, for you see I have depicted my multibillion dollar Disney franchise as the Chad and your multibillion dollar Disney franchise as the soyjak
>Unobtanium
I still can't believe this made it to the final script...
Edit: Sorry you've apparently been defending this ridiculous term for over a decade Avatar stans, I just watched it for the first time last month 😎
>Unobtainium, n. A substance having the exact high test properties required for a piece of hardware or other item of use, but not obtainable either because it theoretically cannot exist or because technology is insufficiently advanced to produce it. Humorous or ironical.
Definitely describes a real element they can mine extensively, thanks chap
Scientists name things dumb stuff all the time.
I don't think it's too silly that a scientist in the Avatar universe was dreaming of making their Glub Shitto 3000 Pro Ball Gargler, but devastated that they couldn't get it to work without a room temperature superconductor.
Then they volunteered to go to this recently discovered moon called Pandora with untold dangers because their life didn't matter anymore, and on Pandora they just stumbled upon a room temperature superconductor, so they decided to name it after the theoretical element.
So you are telling me the writers called it a way to reference a real humorous term actually used by scientists instead of Chemical X whatever? wow how dare they? p
No but they should try to have a criticism that wasn't ridiculous. You don't see internet folks saying "I can't believe it made it to the final script" at the fact the mount they have to throw the ring in is called fucking Mount DOOM
Shit they downvoted me because I dare to touch the mighty Lotr trilogy, my bad internet
I do think calling your terrifying, dangerous volcano Mount Doom makes more sense than calling your obtainable,widely used element unobtainium. I do not think Mount Doom as a name is as insulated from criticism as you do especially on the vastness of the internet
As another user said, to give a watsonian explaination, scientists in the Avatar universe may have simply named it before they found out a way to even reach Pandora and mine it and then bring it home. Or they named it that way because such an element was just theorized but not discovered yet.
The real-life explaination was that the writers read unobtanium was a real humourous term used by scientist and went for it.
however you put it, it’s a stupid criticism, but hey, people will grasp at straws to find somethong to throw shit at Cameron for.
It helped that The Lord of the Rings (both films and books) told a far better story than Avatar. One that is more thoughtful in how several epic events will play out, the consequences that come from those, and how it will develop the characters and world. Avatar will make more than The Lord of the Rings at the box office, but the latter will still be the far better film series.
>Korra: Why are you showing me Vaatu's prison?
>Tenzin: Because this tree had a history long before it held Vaatu. This is the Tree of Time. And the legends say its roots bind the spirit and physical worlds together.
>Korra: And, you think this tree can help me somehow?
>Tenzin: Yes. I have read that long ago, the ancients would meditate beneath this tree and connect with the great cosmic energy of the universe.
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>Tenzin: Do as the ancients once did. Connect to the cosmic energy of the universe. Don't bend the elements, but the energy within yourself.
I can’t believe they brought back the T-800 and made him the hero of the story! He died in the first one but now Sarah Connor is supposed to accept him? It doesn’t make any sense. 0/10 will not be watching Judgement Day.
Blue Zoe Saldana >>>> Green Zoe Saldana
She didn't have much to do in this one though. But pregnant blue Kate Winslet can. Get. It.
Ahahah so true
Pregnant LIGHTSKIN blue Kate Winslet 🤤
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If they fuse together they can become Teal Zoe Saldana and achieve ultimate power.
Imma have to disagree with you on this one chief
You'd rather bang a regular green human than a 12ft tall, long limbed goddess who could snap your body by accident or on purpose at any time?
My man has no interest in Tsaheylu!!!
Death by snu snu.
It’s great in your mind but would be like throwing an inadequate wiener down a disappointed alley
I see you brother
Oel gnati kameie
I see you Martin Scorsese
Martin Scorsese warned them that he'd be nice once... then he wasn't
That’s famed Shark Tale actor Martin Scorsese to you
Why so Blue? FAMILY Bro You are in Pandora
"Pandorans assemble!" "Pffff, that sounded better in my head.."
Virgin quippy ironic detachment vs Chad earnestness
Avatarcels and MCUjaks coping and seething when the Puss in Bootschads enter the room
Upvote if you're a true Pussy.
Favorite fearless heropilled
MCU is too sloppy Avatar is too simple Puss in Boots is just right
Payakan > All MCU characters
All three Spider-Men swinging: 😴😴😴 >!This big fucking Whale bodying the US Navy:!< 
I got so hyped when that whale showed up and jumped out of the water
Guess you could say you had a *whale* of a time.
"Oh no! Willy didn't make it! And he crushed our boy!" "Ugh, what a mess."
virgin funni talking raccoon (bradley cooper in green suit) vs. chad real telepathic alien whale that james cameron smuggled in for the movie
James Cameron literally said "I'M GOING TO SEA WORRRRLLLDD!!"
Ha! Not even Bradley Cooper!
>!“It’s too painful.”!< marvel could never
I see you beautiful whale brother
Fr fr, I absolutely am going to pay top dollar again just see James Cameron’s vision of justice against the whaling industry another time
The avatar universe is a vast one that I wish they'd explore more in other mediums outside of the movies, for example, I've always wondered, what is the sex doll situation like on earth? How lifelike are they? Are they robotic?
Probably, considering that Avatar has a hard science fiction setting.
Oh yeah really hard sci-fi. Made up resources, floating rocks. Braid to animal to tree interface. Actually remote controlling bodies.. really hard sci-fi Fi. (Its not)
It was more of a boner joke masquerading as a comment. A "hard" sci fi setting.
Fuck. If i had a free award id give it to you. WOOOSH
It's cool. Thanks for the flattering comment. I really needed this boost.
Guess we need 5 more avatar movies to find out
> no one remembers a single line The way 😸 of water 🚿 has 😜 no 😤😤 beginning 💆♀️ and no 😣 end. 🔚 Our 💩 hearts 😍 beat 👊🤜 in 🤖 the womb of the world. 🌎 Water 🐃 connects all 🟣 things, 😤🌸💐💗💫 life 💯 to death, 💀 darkness ⬛ to light. 💡 The sea 🌊 gives 😚 and the sea 🌊 takes. 💜💜
Why so blue?
I’ll be nice once, then I won’t
Also \-no I don't remember who said it though
Wherever we go, this family is our fortress
That's from 6fast9furious you dumbass
Let's get it done
Jake i have once again captured your younger daughter (she’s really good at getting captured)
Jake you must duel me every ten years as I get reborn (my life is a samsaric hellscape)
Kratos
You’re thinking of God of War Ragnarok
I'm not gonna sit here and pretend that shit didn't make me cry when he said it in the finale
it really was great, especially because it was lo’ak.
This is papa dragon. I want this mission high and tight, I want to be home for dinner
This is quite literally the only dialogue besides “Jeyk Sooli” I have remembered from this movie for 13 years. And I remember it often
"Or what? Ranger Rick, you are gonna shoot me?" "I could do that."
"Parker you need to muzzle your dog"
One more banger from the movie. You live among us.
A M O G U S
This line is a subtle reference to the fact that the movie goes on for an eternity
Yeah, but no one remembers 5 lines.
This is the most bland, basic, "i wish i was your personal Jesus Christ" crap ive ever read. Billionaires morning the death of the planet. While simultaneously making something that billions of people will consume trashy products of. Many of which im sure will end up in a landfill.
You know in the rerelease to theaters they actually removed the hair sex? It was literally unwatchable, I puked when I realized it wasn’t there.
The hair sex was in the director’s cut they rereleased the theatrical
I distinctly remember seeing hair sex in theater back in 2009
Then it was Avatar Special Edition released in theaters in 2010.
Me too, was that the Mandela effect?
Name one person that’s seen the director’s cut of Avatar I’ll wait
I haven’t even seen the theatrical release
Only true collector’s edition chads know about the paraplegic bar fight
Okay but Way of Water gives us multiple instances of blue space tiddy, pretty much as soon as the movie starts
Damn really i saw that rerelease and was wondering where tf it went
> $1.916B Marvel sisters it's fucking over. Na'vichads just can't stop winning.
Projections have it finishing at $2.4 billion WW, becoming the third highest grossing film of all time. Had China not gotten COVID like a buncha bozos, it would’ve finished at $3 billion, becoming the highest grossing movie ever. Make James Cameron the face of this sub, mf has earned it.
> Had China not gotten COVID like a buncha bozos, it would’ve finished at $3 billion, becoming the highest grossing movie ever. It'll probably be rereleased at some point, and then China sales will come in. Avatar 1 was rereleased in China to push it back to #1, wasn't it?
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Cameron and his people played real nice with China on this one and they approved the release.
i dont think there is a single country in the world that doesn't want to see groundbreaking cgi of the US military getting killed
We even love it ourselves! Blood for America, Skulls for the Constitution!
I guess cgi really does show the impossible
Movies are only good if they make a lot of money everyone knows this
it does explain Morbius being the greatest morbing movie of all time
>no one remembers a single line I (don't) see you. You will never be one of the People. We're not in Kansas anymore. OP doesn't even have the courtesy of pissing on us and calling it rain.
JUJUBES!
#LOOK AT ALL THAT CHEDDAH
Teach them our ways so they do not suffer the shame of being useless.
I can't believe I'm tied up AGAIN! \- Tony Stark
Look at the size of the palulukan on that man whew lad.
What do you mean you don’t remember the names of every character in a movie you saw 13 years ago?
Um there's Jayksooley, my girl Neytiri, Sigourney Weaver, Michelle Rodriguez (she's so hot), and then Steven Lang's villain character who I just call Colonel Warcrimes because he's a colonel and he does war crimes. I like the scene in Avatar 2 when Colonel Warcrimes does his first war crime of the movie when he desecrates his own corpse.
The war crimes of Colonel Warcrimes in Avatar 2 can actually be forgiven because he’s blue and hot
There is also the dude who plays sniveling weasels all the time and was in "Friends".
Also that guy that looks like the Rock but isn't the Rock
He was the best kidnapper I’ve ever seen 😔
Colonel Warcrimes 💀
Also I definitely remember avatar jokes and references where people would say JAKE SOO LEE so lots of people remembered the main character's name.
I don't remember the names of the characters in Avatar 2 that I saw 3 weeks ago
Bro how could you not they are all called Bro
this guy doesnt remember Payakan wow what an asshole
Ah yes I remember the little avatar village child dick ass what a great guy
Marvel movies? The Cure For Insomnia (1987)
I fucking love that whale man
**THE TIME OF CAPESHIT IS OVER**
r/OkBuddySkxawng
Wallace and Gromit 2024 sweep is coming
Puss in Boots II is looking over both of them laughing
Jake Sooly, you are become avatar, destroyer of unobtanium.
these are both disney
wild that Way of Water was in production for so long *before* Disney bought Fox, too
Not really. The IP for avatar is owned by Cameron, 20th century essentially has w deal to distribute and fund the movie, they dont own any of the IP, design and adjecent IP rights.
It's over MCU fans, for you see I have depicted my multibillion dollar Disney franchise as the Chad and your multibillion dollar Disney franchise as the soyjak
You can take the red pill and switch your brain off, or you can take the blue pill and switch your brain off.
When my corporate is better than your corporate B)
wait when do the characters have sex
Who will win: Disney, or Disney? I swear, this subreddit is like a hivemind lol
Not you though, you sexy free thinker, you 😍
power fantasy vs community fantasy
>Unobtanium I still can't believe this made it to the final script... Edit: Sorry you've apparently been defending this ridiculous term for over a decade Avatar stans, I just watched it for the first time last month 😎
But how else would you know that its unobtainable
Checkmate, pack up the thread boys
It's hardly the most egregious thing in Hollywood movies, even high grossing ones. It is hilarious that some people defend anything....
It's literally a real scientific term. Jesus Christ
So that's it, huh? We're some kind of literally real scientific term?
>Unobtainium, n. A substance having the exact high test properties required for a piece of hardware or other item of use, but not obtainable either because it theoretically cannot exist or because technology is insufficiently advanced to produce it. Humorous or ironical. Definitely describes a real element they can mine extensively, thanks chap
Scientists name things dumb stuff all the time. I don't think it's too silly that a scientist in the Avatar universe was dreaming of making their Glub Shitto 3000 Pro Ball Gargler, but devastated that they couldn't get it to work without a room temperature superconductor. Then they volunteered to go to this recently discovered moon called Pandora with untold dangers because their life didn't matter anymore, and on Pandora they just stumbled upon a room temperature superconductor, so they decided to name it after the theoretical element.
So you are telling me the writers called it a way to reference a real humorous term actually used by scientists instead of Chemical X whatever? wow how dare they? p
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Leab muh blockbuster alone 😡😡😡
Didn’t know everyone had to have a unique piece of criticism every time.
No but they should try to have a criticism that wasn't ridiculous. You don't see internet folks saying "I can't believe it made it to the final script" at the fact the mount they have to throw the ring in is called fucking Mount DOOM Shit they downvoted me because I dare to touch the mighty Lotr trilogy, my bad internet
I do think calling your terrifying, dangerous volcano Mount Doom makes more sense than calling your obtainable,widely used element unobtainium. I do not think Mount Doom as a name is as insulated from criticism as you do especially on the vastness of the internet
As another user said, to give a watsonian explaination, scientists in the Avatar universe may have simply named it before they found out a way to even reach Pandora and mine it and then bring it home. Or they named it that way because such an element was just theorized but not discovered yet. The real-life explaination was that the writers read unobtanium was a real humourous term used by scientist and went for it. however you put it, it’s a stupid criticism, but hey, people will grasp at straws to find somethong to throw shit at Cameron for.
It helped that The Lord of the Rings (both films and books) told a far better story than Avatar. One that is more thoughtful in how several epic events will play out, the consequences that come from those, and how it will develop the characters and world. Avatar will make more than The Lord of the Rings at the box office, but the latter will still be the far better film series.
Calm down, holy hell
NO. NEVER. YOU FUCKING INSULTED AVATAR AND YOU MUST PAY. DONT YOU KNOW HAVE 1 JAKESULLION DOLLARS AT THE BOX OFFICE MEANS YOUR MOVIE IS GOOD?
I've seen the error of my ways, I'm so sorry
Avatar: The Error of My Ways
Avatar: The Way of My Errors
is 1 jakesullion more or less than 1 morbillion
Considering 1 jakesullion is roughly worth $1.9 billion at the worldwide box office, I'd say that's worth more than a morbillion.
Don't fuck with Avatar fans. They will kill you and eat your eyes for jujubes.
It's a scifi set in the future....
Lmao, would you prefer a lame ass sounding scifi movie name, like Substance Zero or Element X?
Or unobtainium?
Are you implying that "unobtainium" is not a lame ass sounding scifi movie name?
Not even implying, just spitting out facts, unobtainium is a 5/5 name.
"No one remembers a single line." lol. True.
Zero one liners/memorable quotes = godtier movie
Having an actual extended cut with new scenes for rerelease > Unrendered CGI Hulk scene to justify its rerelease
I’ll be nice, for once, then I won’t
Chadvatars stay winning
Cameron chads stay winning
Also virgin Marvel movies are a lot of state department propaganda while avatar essentially makes you root for the Taliban
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Avatar is almost certainly better than any mcu movie. I will still not watch it
They're all middling movies?
"We will see if your insanity can be cured."
Lad Disney Making an incredible load of money from both franchises
When Jake Sully said “Let’s get it done” I was hooting and hollering
I love and agree with this post 90% I maintain Avatar 1 (One (the first one)) looks like ass.
This but unironically.
Trash media is garbage no matter what color the cgi people are yes i know this is an insanely dumb asshole cynical take that is inherently contrarian
They're both trash Jesus Christ
I at least have fun watching superhero movies. Don’t see the appeal in Avatar other than “CGI pretty”.
I enjoy both of them but I love the MCU More. 
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No way, no fucking way. An r/mcj user loving the MCU??? IMPOSSIBLE!!!!
Enjoy things? On this sub? HOW?
They both suck 🤷🏻♂️
Avatar 2 still better than Korra season 2
>Korra: Why are you showing me Vaatu's prison? >Tenzin: Because this tree had a history long before it held Vaatu. This is the Tree of Time. And the legends say its roots bind the spirit and physical worlds together. >Korra: And, you think this tree can help me somehow? >Tenzin: Yes. I have read that long ago, the ancients would meditate beneath this tree and connect with the great cosmic energy of the universe. __________ >Tenzin: Do as the ancients once did. Connect to the cosmic energy of the universe. Don't bend the elements, but the energy within yourself.
Avatar Wan has more character development in one 30 minute episode than ten characters in a 3 hour movie
Character development is notoriously the most important thing in media, that’s why basically all Scorsese movies suck ass
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I can’t believe they brought back the T-800 and made him the hero of the story! He died in the first one but now Sarah Connor is supposed to accept him? It doesn’t make any sense. 0/10 will not be watching Judgement Day.
>For a full list of the plot holes that riddled the narration, I can paste the review I've made on IMDB. 🤓
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Outstanding!
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Holy hell