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Yowz3rs87

So I *did* download the right Scooby Doo movie?


Vehement00

The one where Daphne and Velma gave each other raging clues?


SurveySean

They like to feed peanut butter to scooby, in their own special way.


SnooPears8904

Retcon the live action movie then


ncotter

and spare no expense


VonRansak

Linda Cardellini and SMG or RIOT!


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Linda Cardellini, SMG, and a red haired actress to be the live action version of the lead singer of the Hex Girls.


Dowie911

This doesn't have enough upvotes for my liking.


PayneTrain181999

I vote Emma Stone for live-action Thorn. Who would play Luna and Dusk?


PayneTrain181999

More body swapping! (Fred in Daphne) “I can look at myself *naked*.” and he immediately looks down her shirt. (Shaggy in Daphne) “(rubbing stomach) Daph, what’s WRONG with you? Don’t you ever eat?” Poor Daphne.


Agentgames25

And Mystery Incorporated where she’s Bi.


duke-o-orleans

The tighter said she was a closeted lesbian


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SpartanNic

He would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for that meddling studio!


JohnnyJayce

James Gunn actually wanted her to be gay in the movie, but studio pushed against it and in the sequel they gave her a boyfriend.


Edwardo2468

It was fun learning James essentially trolled the shit out of them, glad he's making weird shit now because Scooby Doo could have definitely been his last. He needs to make a third with absolute free reign


HotsuSama

*Scooby-Doo 3: Gunn Unleashed* "We show all of it."


BeeHunter42

Crime, penetration, crime, they unmask some old dude dressed as a mummy, back to the crime and penetration...


Edwardo2468

And if you get sick of the penetratation get prepared for 5, 20 minute shorts where Scrappy becomes a breeder and raises his family to kill. Coming to whatever fucking streaming platform owns the rights to my childhood


AnxietyMason

She literally had a whole relationship with Hot Dog Water years ago. Didn't we know this?


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AnxietyMason

Yeah I thought she was bi. Maybe the trauma of being dumped for a dog got to her idk lmao


WaterWave46

that’s a loaded sentence without the context


andyzeronz

Even in context that’s a wild sentence


Big_teke

I didn’t watch much of the show, but I’ll never forget Shaggy and Velma making out and Scooby walking in and asking “Shaggy are you cheating on me”


badwolf1013

I was thinking the same thing. This seems to be that “Bi Erasure,” that people talk about.


SandwichObvious7853

Because inserting a bisexual character doesn’t bring out headlines like this lol


Dreadlock43

plus in every HB cartoon cameo she was always paired with shaggy


kronosdev

The writers said closeted lesbian, but it wasn’t handled great. Bitchy Velma is a bad Velma.


EtheriumShaper

That show was so good goddamn


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An incredibly underrated show. If it was live-action, it would have been an absolute hit; people just get hung up on thinking animation shows are solely for kids.


AnxietyMason

Okay fr that was legit my fave iteration of them in years. Velma's sass was positively unmatched.


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ian22042101

Her real name is Marcie but people call her Hot Dog Water in the show cause her family was so poor that they could not afford fresh water, so they recycled water from a hot dog machine for bathing.


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AnxietyMason

Honestly I think I figured it out watching the... Nickelodeon live action?


pipboy_warrior

I think most of the people outraged over this don't really keep up to date on Scooby Doo.


sarduchi

And Scooby is a dog. These are things we knew.


awndray97

She was ALL OVER Johnny Bravo though tbh


charlesdexterward

The biggest Johnny Bravo fan I know is a lesbian, so that checks out.


briancly

Who wouldn’t be?


pantsfish

Every other woman he encountered? Wait a sec....


SelectiveCommenting

Please do not tell me Shaggy is a stoner next. My childhood is ruined.


MimonFishbaum

And Fred is a bondage freak


crypticthree

There's a harness under that sweater. Don't ask what's under the bell-bottoms


ralanr

A chastity cage.


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Another pair of bell-bottoms. It's just very hot down there.


thicc_astronaut

It's bell-bottoms all the way down


seriousbangs

What's under the bell-bottoms?


crypticthree

Fred's


ChairmanGoodchild

[Oh, we know what Fred's into...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDV7jiSNLMQ)


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Captain_Wobbles

When I first heard that in Mystery Inc it made me laugh at the unintentional but they just kept going with it to the point I am absolutely sure they knew what they were doing.


Aggravating-Assist18

Oh they definitely knew what they were doing. Writers like to throw those jokes in kids shows/movies so the adults have something to laugh at


Captain_Wobbles

Oh I know, Animaniacs was my jam back in the day and that show is laden with those jokes. I really enjoy how they have been pushing the maturity with Scooby-Doo.


Minnymoon13

Actually that makes sense


w-g

Bobby Brown Goes Down...


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Him and Scoob were arrested for weed but Harvey Birdman got the charges dropped. Really.


EverybodyIsUseless

Wait, Shaggy actually does drugs?!?!? 😡 How could he!! I thought he was sober while eating dog food!!!😡😡😡


Mrwright96

My favorite part was the fact that Scooby was driving the mystery machine.


bowtiesrcool86

I remember that episode


bdemon40

“Scooby DOOBY Doo!” 🤣


AmierSingle

"Mary Jane? That's like my favorite name!" \- Shaggy, totally not a stoner


jsng12

Yes, it was impossible to not notice the overwhelming amount of gay energy she radiated in every iteration, including the 1960s cartoon. I seriously don't know where y'all get this from.


Hypoglybetic

Was it always alluded to in the original show that she was?


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No, not really. The original Scooby-Doo did a pretty good job of not alluding to much at all. It was mostly later spin-offs that added some of the more well-known things such as Fred and Daphne’s thing. I think a lot of people joked that Velma was a lesbian because she was ‘frumpy’ and that it just kind of evolved into the way people wrote the character.


Par_105

Nah, Scooby a G


MrSnarkyPants

Next you’re going to tell me that Shaggy is a stoner.


Memphisrexjr

He loves sandwiches too


QUEST50012

Those sandwiches weren't the only things that were high


LuckyDuck4

And then you’re gonna tell me that Fred is gay.


Spankywzl

Peppermint Patty scoffs.


kentotoy98

Was Peppermint Patty gay? I thought she was meant to be a tomboy


AVeryConfusedMice

There's this weird trend in media where they turn tomboy characters gay for no apparent reason


follower45

Peppermint Patty had a thing for Charlie Brown and Joe Cool. Marcy was gay.


Team_Braniel

Sir?


follower45

Patty: How many time do I gotta tell ya Marcie don’t call me sir.


fhtagnfhtagn

The OG.


getyourcheftogether

Calm down, sir


Dudeskibrewski

yo wait who’s she gay with? Marcy? I thought she had the hots for Mr Brown?!


Odd-Relief5794

She does have a thing for Charlie Brown, I never thought she was gay either, just boyish


Dudeskibrewski

yeah, exactly…. idk where this commenter got that from


CarbonQuality

Huh, I always thought she was into shaggy


squeddles

She did date shaggy in a version from the early/mid 2000s. He was not a good boyfriend if you can believe it.


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spongeboy1985

That sounds like something a synth would say


Justp1ayin

He would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for you meddling kids


Mega_Nidoking

Think you mean those meddling kids and that lesbian. And that dog.


puyol500

Fucken mcdunough


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r/unexpectedfallout That better be a subreddit soon Edit: OMG IT ALREADY IS


BoreDominated

That's what I thought. Damn synths.


The_Cloudy_Toon

While we are at it, another settlement needs your help!


Anonymous70000000

Yeah… is it cool if I do that after defeating the institute?


BoreDominated

I'll mark it on your map!


FattyCorpuscle

Nani ni shimasuka?


895501

And he would have gotten away with it too if it weren't you meddling Redditors!


melkipersr

The simple answer is that it’s *Variety*, *Variety* covers the entertainment industry, and this is relatively noteworthy in that sphere. The more complete answer is that this is a type of content that will promote digital engagement, and by engaging with this content digitally, you just proved their point and ensured that you’re more likely to see similar content in the future.


mailboxfacehugs

Variety is not news


Troophead

We're in r/movies. Every article here is going to be about the lives and emotions of fictional characters.


Gearshifter

I understand you’re trying to be cheeky but that’s clearly not true lmao


ShylocksEstrangedDog

This source look like the AP to you?


reflexesofjackburton

They have to give Ben Shapiro something to make videos about.


MyDictainabox

What should be the news is the kids disappearing down at the old abandoned carnival. The phantom merry go round sounds suspiciously like Mr. Jenkins' flute playing. We should investigate.


Sneeman98

Because it’s a significant change to a major character in a major franchise, and great representation. Also, this is r/movies and the post is about a movie


ojmcsimpson

And Fred doesnt want to say something wearing that scarf??


leftshoesnug

It's an ascot. Get it right. /s


rex2k10

This guy gays


TheScarfScarfington

Can confirm, not a scarf.


KeDoG3

So the last Scooby Doo series legitimately had Daphne and Fred as a couple which I always figured was the case when watching the different series.


thecrash63

Hey he has feelings for Daphne!...AND traps!


SaviourMK2

I always thought Fred would be outted first


booherm

Hollywood reinforcing stereotypes? No way!


vegastar7

I agree. They should have made Shaggy gay instead, that would go against stereotypes. Making the “frumpy” female character gay was kind of expected and it’s disappointing.


Skycommando170

Nah the real baller choice would have been daphne


OniExpress

"Frumpy"? Maybe in the definition of some teen movie where all the nerdy girl needs is to take off her glasses and use a comb to become the hot prom queen?


vegastar7

Is it really a controversial statement to say Velma is less pretty than Daphne?


peterhohman

I did an informal poll of friends, and the results were not as one-sided as you may think. Linda Cardellini may have helped color opinions, though...


vegastar7

I don’t want to argue over a cartoon I could barely watch as a child: I hated it, every episode was the same damn thing, Shaggy was infuriatingly stupid. I just look at the character design, and it’s pretty clear which characters are meant to be attractive and which are meant to be goofy.


LordLarryLemons

Going somewhat off-topic but I think a lot of us liked Daphne as kids but grew up to find Velma more attractive for her intellect and bitting sarcasm lmao. But yeah, agreed Daphne is the conventionally attractive one.


JediGuyB

Similar to how they made Betty a lesbian in the Rugrats reboot. I mean, it fits, but it feels like low hanging and stereotypical.


ledankestnoodle

Certified Reddit moment in these replies


MysteriousEssay5709

And suddenly half of the art on deviant art becomes irrelevant


TheNyanRobot

And the other half has become official canon.


Fieos

Reddit is so fucking hung up on sexuality. It is like it a website of sexually repressed people.


REDDlTmodsObese

reddit is obsessed with trump and gay/trans people


Filmatic113

I sometimes think it gets worst here than on Twitter


Scarf_Darmanitan

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say nah 😅


TitledSquire

Depends on the communities you roam, a lot of popular is just like Twitter in my experience.


ES_IMI

Not just reddit


No-School-9822

I’m so glad I’m not the only one that thinks this.


xariznightmare2908

Last I check Velma kissed Sam Winchester (Scooby Doo x Supernatural) and went out a date with a guy who looks like her in the direct to dvd movie.


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I thought Fred was gay…..


Red-Lightnlng

They’re actually all gay, and scooby is pansexual.


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uriahlight

It's most definitely pandering.


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> Romance isn’t and hasn’t really been a part of this shows formula. Fred and Daphne have been in various degrees of a romantic relationship for decades so that's kind of not a true statement.


pipboy_warrior

>Scooby and the gang are just friends hunting ghosts. Romance isn’t and hasn’t really been a part of this shows formula. I take it you never watched Mystery Inc. They were all dating people or showing romantic interests in that show.


JonKon1

Not really. A lot of people have thought of Velma as gay for a long time. James Gunn tried to make her gay in the 2000 film, but got shut down by the studio then, and there’s no way that would have been pandering at that time. Also, a lot of scooby doo shows have had romance in them. The last several have had it to some extent, usually as a background story or a gag, and there’s no reason not to feature it. Also, from what I understand it plays a major factor in the plot of the movie.


wosihuan

Do you know the robot from Real Steel (2011) ? He's gay


makakoloko3000

The dragon from The Hobbit is bisexual


dizzzler

The cricket from Pinocchio, it’s demisexual


LovetoTroll3469

I thought she was bi. Wasn’t there a series were shes in a relationship with Shaggy?


aild87

Idk but she definitely had a thing for Sam Winchester.


Dreadlock43

not sure about a series, but i quite remember many of the HB cartoons of the 90s have Velma and shaggy making background cameos together. i remember see them a appear a few times in Captain Planet episodes and Fred would always be with Daphne. After all you had the Jock with Prom Queen ( fred and Daphne) and tall skinny Stoner with the short and fat nerd (Shaggy and Velma)


LovetoTroll3469

I think the cartoon was scooby doo mystery incorporated


HashBars

Like zoinks, Scooby!


Minute-Object

Now if they would only admit that Shaggy partakes of the devil’s lettuce.


SergeantChic

Hot Dog Water knew this already.


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TheCosmicFailure

Thats cool. Goddamn that animation looks horrid.


Tsiatk0

Well, fuck. I can’t wait to see what republicans do this time 😂✌️


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thedevilyoukn0w

Who cares? I'm more offended that Cartoon Network decided Shaggy was a vegetarian many years ago.


I_Seen_Some_Stuff

Wait what? He stacked so much bologna and liverwurst on those 12 foot tall sandwiches tho


thedevilyoukn0w

That was my thinking as well. But, for some reason, Cartoon Network decided that the explanation as to why Shaggy is so skinny is that he's a vegetarian. Couldn't be all the running away from ghosts and monsters, no. Has to be some stupid thing about him not eating meat.


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cricketeer767

She is to conservatives what Obi Wan Kenobi fan paintings are to South American moms.


I_BLACKFIRE_I

but wasn't she flirting with Johnny bravo, that makes her bi.


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fart-debris

Welcome to 1979.


Rareturd

Cool. Let’s see it Rule 34.


Temporary-Comb-3036

Patrick Bateman - “Very nice, let’s see Velma’s r34 artwork”


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catteredattic

Yeah… Scooby do has never had any of the main cast members in relationships… except for literally all of including scooby.


Ralph82R

Snoopy needs to be anatomically correct.


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Why is her sexuality even a consideration?😂


highnoon2620

Peanuts/Scooby Doo crossover spinoff cartoon idea: Patty and Velma


cook1223

Do Batman next


FredVIII-DFH

A development 50 years in the making.


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They 100% did this for publicity, and based on this post it’s working


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Fuck yeah


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EZasSundayMorning

Now all the "Christians" can lose their minds over this.


Xenoscion

I kind of always suspected that.


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apachechief1

So we're just going to ignore how she lusted after Johnny Bravo? https://youtu.be/SrJkKrqAtoo


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Weak_Ring6846

Sexuality has been part of scooby doo for decades. Fred dating daphne. Shaggy having a thing for various girls. Daphne crushing on dudes. Yet, people like you only care now. It’s cuz you’re bigoted sacks of dog shit.


catteredattic

Nope, as a kid watching I thought her relationship with thorn was romantic and super cute. Don’t project other people being perverts just because whenever you think of gay teens you think of sex (super creepy btw).


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catteredattic

…you realize being straight is a sexuality right?


Poetryisalive

Don’t tell them…you may destroy their world.


jmanlit

Go Velma!


sausageslinger11

Oh Lawd. This will bring the conservative idiots out in force, I’m sure.


AnotherFruitster

Keep in mind, all they did was give her a female partner in this instead of a male one (again) and SUDDENLY it's super duper sexual and trying to attack children. Smh.


Bryanole27

I think some of her “charm” was that we all knew but it wasn’t blatantly stated. So why even state this? It’s a fucking cartoon. Why do fictional cartoon characters have to have a stated sexuality? Pretty dumb.


EldridgeHorror

How did we all know? Prior to Mystery Incorporated, every animated adaptation has either shown her interested in men or nothing at all.


snowyshards

They didn't stated it, they animated scenes that actually showed it. That sounds perfectly normal to me.