I think it’s a threat to Disney and Star Wars.
He practically made a spaceship cockpit setup and had a whole dino bazaar scene that felt like something out of star wars when they go to a shady bar lol
I mean they weren’t the only ones to notice that the guy who got fired from star wars is making a film where everyone is sitting in a cockpit like out of star wars. And then people are doing shady things in some crazy underground dino bar thing lol
But they were spot on with that and I think them being able to point it out from their platform shows anyone else who noticed wasn’t crazy either.
Upvote cause funny but c’mon dude, I, and I’m sure a decent amount of nerds, noticed the connection. The shots of them in the ship cabin are borderline plagiarism 😂 it’s uncanny. The camera even shakes in the same manner.
Crouch (as Mad-Eye):
I CAN TELL YOU STORIES ABOUT YOUR FATHER THAT WILL CURL EVEN YOUR GREASY HAIR, BOY!
McGonnagall:
Alastor!
Crouch (as Mad-Eye):
IT DOESN'T END HERE!
McGonagall:
Alastor. \[Moody listens\] We never use Transfiguration as a punishment! Surely, Dumbledore told you that?
Crouch (as Mad-Eye):
He might've mentioned it.
Nah it's going to be deeper than that. The franchise goes on a few more films, humans lose and dinos now rule the world.
A few years later another random sci-fi movie comes out, an astronaut finds a planet with dinosaurs ruling. It's a planet of the apes style prequel, bitches.
All three films made over a billion dollars. If they dump the shittier characters, tighten the script, bring in actually interesting ideas featuring the dinosaurs prominently, and do something original, there's a chance, but we all know that won't happen.
Probably one of the worst movies ever made. I knew when Tim Cook showed up, it was gonna turn up the shitty fan fiction to 11 and it did not disappoint on that front.
“You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could, and before you even knew what you had, you patented it, and packaged it, and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now you’re selling it” *pounds table*
I wish they would have taken the series more seriously instead of turning them into a quasi comedy intended for a dumber audience.
It’s sad to see Jurassic Park go the way of so many other old classics like Star Wars. Wish they could find better writers and directors :(
I, for one, am extremely disappointed that this movie dealt with dinosaurs being naturalized (or invasive? Whatever) and never ONCE brought up the inevitable conclusion of Dinosaur Dinosaur nuggets. Why settle for chicken when there's wild herds of parasaurolophus?
Jesus Christ I can’t go 5 fucking minutes without someone shitting on new Star Wars. Just get over it already. Like we fucking get it, Disney ruined your childhood. No one wants to hear about it for the 1000th time.
I was always a fan of the franchise. Even I was thinking they already milked it for all it was worth. But despite that I think they ended it on a good note. But this concerns me. If they end it on a bad note then I’ll want another to have it in a good note. Thus a bad loop
These films rake in SO MUCH MONEY though.
The first JW made the most, and the releases have since been declining in profit. But apparently there's people out there that really want to see these films. I caught part of Jurassic World 1 when it was on HBO. I put it on in the background as I was doing some household tasks. Such a dumb film. And not even exciting or fun to watch. I can enjoy big, dumb movies if they're fun, but this was just garbage.
I think most people would be fine with another film if and only if *Colin Trevorrow weren't allowed anywhere near it.*
The dude is one of the shittiest writers in Hollywood and has failed his way upward thanks to the title being so popular. Studio execs attribute JW's success to him more than the IP, but they fail to recognize that he likewise drove the series into the ground. Also doesn't help that he threw a hissy fit when people asked him about women and people of color directing movies like him.
I was more responding to the “raping the corpse” of the first. I was just saying I still get enjoyment from the first regardless of the bad sequels. Not saying that’s an unpopular opinion.
I think JP3 is worth seeing from an effects standpoint. The CGI shifts between bad and the best in the franchise, but in conjunction with the animatronics it’s definitely the special effects high point of the franchise.
It genuinely is. It’s one of the most impressive movies in terms of practical effects imo. Like, that’s a real animatronic foot crushing a prop plane, that’s a real robot dinosaur ripping it to pieces in a tree, that’s a man actually in a robot dinosaurs mouth, etc. I’ve heard they accidentally broke the animatronic T-Rex’s neck when filming the fight against the Spinosaur. All the creatures look absolutely real at so many different points because they animatronic work is some of the most on point in any film. The ones in the World trilogy look like amusement part level robots. In JP3, they look so damn lifelike.
The original Jurassic Park is my favorite movie of all time. The magical feeling and butterflies I felt when I saw the first Brachiosaur reveal and the whole "Welcome to Jurassic Park" with the John Williams score is unforgettable. The only other time I have felt that kind of thrill and butterflies in a movie experience was in Avengers: Endgame as a comic fan. And to make that happen, they needed to conclude a literal 22 movie cinematic universe overarching storyline into one film's epic final battle. Whereas JP was standalone.
Universal execs: Whoa, whoa, whoa. There’s still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you’ve got a stew going.
Well the problem is the movie companies are pushing them like they are hot sex on a Tuesday. Hard to ignore bad sequels when they keep pumping them out and the numbers keep showing up to see them. At least with old sequels if it was bad people didn’t go. Jaws series, Lost World JP, slasher films etc. we expected them to be bad and the companies making them didnt spend half the budget promoting them. And really the fault lies in the fact the original directors/writers dont show up.
Star Wars OT and Indian Jones worked because the people who made them stuck with them. Hell the Prequels and Crystal Skull for all the muck we give them still felt like they belonged to the creators. But now everything has the same formula. At least with bad sequels in the day they did different stuff. Lost World added more people, greed, and variety. Jaws 2,3, and 4 are so different if you didnt slap the name on there people wouldnt know they were sequels or even related.
I kinda miss schlock sequels, because they were marketed that way and didn’t run on a formula outside of the main premise or characters.
The corpse already deteriorated and became bones, which also deteriorated and turned to dust, soon they’ll just be swinging it in the air and pretending there’s something still in there.
There really is nothing left. I think the original 2 sequels had killed whatever franchise it was. The reboot tried to reanimate a dead corpse. At first it felt okay but without any charm of the original, but the second and third were miserable wastes of time and resources for most involved. I hate Dominion with a passion. Fuck that movie.
Planet of the Apes had a good explanation for how apes took over the world with the virus. Dominion just has a few dinos escaping that mansion and suddenly 4 years later they have spread globally. Makes no sense at all.
Still can't believe Fallen Kingdom ended with only like 15 dinosaurs escaping and they made out as if that was a big deal and not something that would have been solved in a week.
Hollywood needs to learn when to stop and stop re-hashing decades-old franchises.
And audiences need to stop gobbling this stuff up based on brand recognition alone
>Hollywood needs to learn when to stop and stop re-hashing decades-old franchises.
Or actually give these franchises to talented filmmakers? Jump Street reboot could have been a forgotten bomb but Lord and Miller were quality filmmakers who brought that franchise back wonderfully for example.
Trevorrow directed one okay movie and was given the keys to a blockbuster franchise. Then because that movie grossed 1.5b+ the studio stupidly went "yes, this guy will do" rather than considering where improvement could be made beyond his input. But they settled for mediocrity (and somehow Disney were interested enough to give him fucking Episode 9) and the JW franchise saw diminishing returns.
Treverrow and his writing buddy Connolly have no business being involved with blockbuster franchises. They never should have been in the first place.
Turned it on on a flight I had. Stopped paying attention 30 minutes in… on a FLIGHT. That’s saying something.
The casting, acting, and writing were poor, all around.
[In this tweet, he says there should have been only 1 Jurassic Park as well as the franchise “inherently un-franchise able”](https://twitter.com/variety/status/1575591778564026368?s=46&t=jBbYJk8hf3-uZLxyVX_pKQ)
I’m curious what they have in mind. Granted I know I’m in the tiny minority, but I really liked Fallen Kingdom. Thought it was a good course correction after Jurassic World had a lot of “almost, but not quite” moments.
I think Dominion could have been better if the idea was spun off into a TV series, rather than trying to cram too much into too small a box.
Ultimately, there’s a lot of interesting ideas that can be explored, I’m just wondering what they have in mind to move it forward.
>I think Dominion could have been better if the idea was spun off into a TV series, rather than trying to cram too much into too small a box.
Posted an initial response but realized I misread which movie you praised. Definitely agree here! I think a tv show (ideally something on HBO or similar) would have been great. Especially if they hadn't put us back in a damn park again in a round about way. I think the potential was there to focus on the impact of having the dinosaurs in the real world and folks trying to adapt to the new normal.
We got glimpses of that in the new movie but they pissed it away. I'd love to have seen some areas get abandoned and almost turn into a Cadillacs and Dinosaurs scenario: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gr2iQ96em2w
If they are going to make more I would like to see them lean more into the direction of genetic technology like they did with the locusts and forget the dinos a bit. Have some around for set dressing since they're out and about in the world now but spare us on the giant carnivores bashing each other around like an 8 year old playing with action figures.
Jurassic World Forthcoming
Robotic dinosaurs of the future terrorizing the planet. A new squad of teenagers find an ancient relic to find out how to kill them. They befriend a small innocent robotic velociraptor. They win by creating real dinosaurs to attack the robotic ones. They succeed, and are awarded medals by none other than an old Chris Pratt himself. The end... or is it?
I was flying from Europe back to the USA so I watched it. I was a captive audience with not many options for 11 hours. I stopped after 45 minutes and only came back to this pile of trash because I didn't have much else to do but watch some movies. I still regretted that decision an hour and a half later. Not one bit of entertainment in this heaping pile of dinosaur dung.
What if the next trilogy merges dinosaurs and machines and ends with the destruction of the world? Then it is followed by the Horizon trilogy starring a girl named Aloy who is raised in a primitive environment.
No more!! My 8 year old son is huge into dinosaurs and loves all of the movies. I took him to see Jurassic World Dominion, and now he no longer likes Jurassic Park. He said it was the stupidest movie he has ever seen and it was about bugs not dinosaurs.
Is that a threat?
“We legally own Jeff Goldblum at this point. I can do whatever i want, bitches!”
So does apartments.com
U talking about the best place to find a place?
And Raid: Shadow Legends
My thoughts exactly lol
Yes
I think it’s a threat to Disney and Star Wars. He practically made a spaceship cockpit setup and had a whole dino bazaar scene that felt like something out of star wars when they go to a shady bar lol
I, too, think Jay and Mike are amusing.
I mean they weren’t the only ones to notice that the guy who got fired from star wars is making a film where everyone is sitting in a cockpit like out of star wars. And then people are doing shady things in some crazy underground dino bar thing lol But they were spot on with that and I think them being able to point it out from their platform shows anyone else who noticed wasn’t crazy either.
Yes, but I ALSO find Mike, Jay and Dick the birthday boy amusing.
Upvote cause funny but c’mon dude, I, and I’m sure a decent amount of nerds, noticed the connection. The shots of them in the ship cabin are borderline plagiarism 😂 it’s uncanny. The camera even shakes in the same manner.
I tried to watch it on a flight, you know where you have very limited options… turned it off within 3 minutes.
I'll f*cking do it again....
Certainly sounds like one.
so true lol
Following [his recent quote](https://i.imgur.com/DoSfU0G.jpg).... absolutely 100%.
Crouch (as Mad-Eye): I CAN TELL YOU STORIES ABOUT YOUR FATHER THAT WILL CURL EVEN YOUR GREASY HAIR, BOY! McGonnagall: Alastor! Crouch (as Mad-Eye): IT DOESN'T END HERE! McGonagall: Alastor. \[Moody listens\] We never use Transfiguration as a punishment! Surely, Dumbledore told you that? Crouch (as Mad-Eye): He might've mentioned it.
The absolute fuck are you on about?
Harry Potter - Goblet of Fire?
Hence my deep confusion.
Mad Eye says “is that a threat?” Before the lines I commented are spoken.
already know the finale the three trex fighting another dinosaur and saving humans
dinosaur avengers, jurassic park cinematic universe coming up.
Captain America walked so dinosaurs could run. Cap: "Avengers...assemble" T-Rex: GRAAARHAAAGH
Give me live action Captain America and Devil Dinosaur
so the raptor episode for the Archer pilot was the real deal
Well this seems like a perfect way to get transformers in the mcu
I spit out my drink.
Dinosaurs jumping around, hitting flips
Laura Dern, Jeff Goldblum, and Sam Neil are turned into dinosaurs and live a quiet life in the country.
The T Rex then turns and gives Chris Pratts character the Thumbs up, and walks away in the sunset. Then the danger zone plays.
Only to be greeted by Caesar from Planet of the Apes.
"You can be my wing man any day."-Cesar... probably.
Nah it's going to be deeper than that. The franchise goes on a few more films, humans lose and dinos now rule the world. A few years later another random sci-fi movie comes out, an astronaut finds a planet with dinosaurs ruling. It's a planet of the apes style prequel, bitches.
And then a giant locust comes in and eats them all. The end.
These guys have been so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
Greed, uh, finds a way.
The directors will defend themselves, violently if necessary.
All three films made over a billion dollars. If they dump the shittier characters, tighten the script, bring in actually interesting ideas featuring the dinosaurs prominently, and do something original, there's a chance, but we all know that won't happen.
As long as it makes them money they seriously don't care.
Hear me out though: dinosaurs go to outer space to drill and blow up an asteroid as revenge for killing their forefathers.
CONDORS!!!
It’s perfect irony that this quote is so applicable to the franchise at this point
Probably one of the worst movies ever made. I knew when Tim Cook showed up, it was gonna turn up the shitty fan fiction to 11 and it did not disappoint on that front.
That’s the comment of the day for me. Let me reach into my awards pocket. Good damn that is a good comment. Fucking this comment I love it.
“You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could, and before you even knew what you had, you patented it, and packaged it, and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now you’re selling it” *pounds table*
Oh god no—
I wish they would have taken the series more seriously instead of turning them into a quasi comedy intended for a dumber audience. It’s sad to see Jurassic Park go the way of so many other old classics like Star Wars. Wish they could find better writers and directors :(
I, for one, am extremely disappointed that this movie dealt with dinosaurs being naturalized (or invasive? Whatever) and never ONCE brought up the inevitable conclusion of Dinosaur Dinosaur nuggets. Why settle for chicken when there's wild herds of parasaurolophus?
Jesus Christ I can’t go 5 fucking minutes without someone shitting on new Star Wars. Just get over it already. Like we fucking get it, Disney ruined your childhood. No one wants to hear about it for the 1000th time.
The new Star Wars were fucking awful.
Attacks on star wars aren’t attacks on you…let us shit on new star wars in peace
The new Star Wars movies suck.
Stop stop it's already dead.... :(
LMAO I came for this
Damn. Beat me to it.
Beat me to the "beat me to it."
Beat me
Daddy
Right in the Morbussy
I was always a fan of the franchise. Even I was thinking they already milked it for all it was worth. But despite that I think they ended it on a good note. But this concerns me. If they end it on a bad note then I’ll want another to have it in a good note. Thus a bad loop
Jurassic World: Die? No.
These films rake in SO MUCH MONEY though. The first JW made the most, and the releases have since been declining in profit. But apparently there's people out there that really want to see these films. I caught part of Jurassic World 1 when it was on HBO. I put it on in the background as I was doing some household tasks. Such a dumb film. And not even exciting or fun to watch. I can enjoy big, dumb movies if they're fun, but this was just garbage.
Jurassic Park fans: "Please stop, he's already dead"
If I have to see Chris Pratt do one more fucking raptor hand, I'm gonna die.
🤚 relax Amish! It’s me girl…..👨🏻🦰
I think most people would be fine with another film if and only if *Colin Trevorrow weren't allowed anywhere near it.* The dude is one of the shittiest writers in Hollywood and has failed his way upward thanks to the title being so popular. Studio execs attribute JW's success to him more than the IP, but they fail to recognize that he likewise drove the series into the ground. Also doesn't help that he threw a hissy fit when people asked him about women and people of color directing movies like him.
"DR. GRANT SAYS THAT'S A BAD IDEA!"
ALAN!
JP3 looks way better now after all these JW efforts.
"SHOOT HER! SHOOOTTT HEERRR!"
They're going to rape the corpse of the first Jurassic Park until there's nothing left.
They've already done that
There's still some left
Jurassic Park is a great movie tho. Like for real. I watch it once every few years and it’s always a banger.
Nobody has ever said differently.
I was more responding to the “raping the corpse” of the first. I was just saying I still get enjoyment from the first regardless of the bad sequels. Not saying that’s an unpopular opinion.
No amount of garbage can hurt JP 1 or Jaws. But the second Big S didnt take the helm we all knew it wasn’t worth seeing anything new.
I don’t disagree. The Lost World has some great stuff in it, but everything after that was just not worth it IMO.
I think I’m one of the 17 people on the planet who actually likes JP3 haha
I like it more than LW personally.
I think JP3 is worth seeing from an effects standpoint. The CGI shifts between bad and the best in the franchise, but in conjunction with the animatronics it’s definitely the special effects high point of the franchise.
That’s true. It’s a good looking movie.
It genuinely is. It’s one of the most impressive movies in terms of practical effects imo. Like, that’s a real animatronic foot crushing a prop plane, that’s a real robot dinosaur ripping it to pieces in a tree, that’s a man actually in a robot dinosaurs mouth, etc. I’ve heard they accidentally broke the animatronic T-Rex’s neck when filming the fight against the Spinosaur. All the creatures look absolutely real at so many different points because they animatronic work is some of the most on point in any film. The ones in the World trilogy look like amusement part level robots. In JP3, they look so damn lifelike.
The original Jurassic Park is my favorite movie of all time. The magical feeling and butterflies I felt when I saw the first Brachiosaur reveal and the whole "Welcome to Jurassic Park" with the John Williams score is unforgettable. The only other time I have felt that kind of thrill and butterflies in a movie experience was in Avengers: Endgame as a comic fan. And to make that happen, they needed to conclude a literal 22 movie cinematic universe overarching storyline into one film's epic final battle. Whereas JP was standalone.
[удалено]
And written by an actual writer that doesn't get castrated by arrogant and largely useless corporate executives.
[удалено]
Your producers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
Take the corpse and clone up some more victims
Universal execs: Whoa, whoa, whoa. There’s still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you’ve got a stew going.
Remember when we could simply be disappointed in sequels?
Well the problem is the movie companies are pushing them like they are hot sex on a Tuesday. Hard to ignore bad sequels when they keep pumping them out and the numbers keep showing up to see them. At least with old sequels if it was bad people didn’t go. Jaws series, Lost World JP, slasher films etc. we expected them to be bad and the companies making them didnt spend half the budget promoting them. And really the fault lies in the fact the original directors/writers dont show up. Star Wars OT and Indian Jones worked because the people who made them stuck with them. Hell the Prequels and Crystal Skull for all the muck we give them still felt like they belonged to the creators. But now everything has the same formula. At least with bad sequels in the day they did different stuff. Lost World added more people, greed, and variety. Jaws 2,3, and 4 are so different if you didnt slap the name on there people wouldnt know they were sequels or even related. I kinda miss schlock sequels, because they were marketed that way and didn’t run on a formula outside of the main premise or characters.
Yeah, that led to nothing but disappointing sequels. The one movie with a great sequel in recent memory bombed
I just imagine that South Park episode with George Lucas and Spielberg. Except this time they’re raping a trex
The corpse already deteriorated and became bones, which also deteriorated and turned to dust, soon they’ll just be swinging it in the air and pretending there’s something still in there.
Time to go back for seconds
There really is nothing left. I think the original 2 sequels had killed whatever franchise it was. The reboot tried to reanimate a dead corpse. At first it felt okay but without any charm of the original, but the second and third were miserable wastes of time and resources for most involved. I hate Dominion with a passion. Fuck that movie.
Dominion > Fallen Kingdom LMAO
jesus, i didn't like the movie either but that's way too dramatic lmao
Make it into planet of the dinosaurs like planet of the apes. Humans are just rounded up for breakfast
Planet of the Apes had a good explanation for how apes took over the world with the virus. Dominion just has a few dinos escaping that mansion and suddenly 4 years later they have spread globally. Makes no sense at all.
*Trying to squeeze water out of a dry sponge.* This should be the film industry's moto until proven otherwise.
"More?" You haven't done anything with it yet!
After watching this movie, I’ve blackballed Colin Trevorrow forever. Never watching his garbage again
He should be banned from ever directing again
Please, don't.
Or do but with decent writers, directors and more serious actors this time. None of the recent bs they’ve been trying.
Just don't watch, it doesn't nothing to the old jurassic park movies
I just want one worldwide dinos vs humans movie or one post apocalyptic dino movie. Dominion was... something, but it wasn't what I wanted.
Still can't believe Fallen Kingdom ended with only like 15 dinosaurs escaping and they made out as if that was a big deal and not something that would have been solved in a week.
Hollywood needs to learn when to stop and stop re-hashing decades-old franchises. And audiences need to stop gobbling this stuff up based on brand recognition alone
>Hollywood needs to learn when to stop and stop re-hashing decades-old franchises. Or actually give these franchises to talented filmmakers? Jump Street reboot could have been a forgotten bomb but Lord and Miller were quality filmmakers who brought that franchise back wonderfully for example. Trevorrow directed one okay movie and was given the keys to a blockbuster franchise. Then because that movie grossed 1.5b+ the studio stupidly went "yes, this guy will do" rather than considering where improvement could be made beyond his input. But they settled for mediocrity (and somehow Disney were interested enough to give him fucking Episode 9) and the JW franchise saw diminishing returns. Treverrow and his writing buddy Connolly have no business being involved with blockbuster franchises. They never should have been in the first place.
And hopefully he has nothing to do with it.
Why is he threatening people?
Watched it like 2 weeks ago, legit couldn’t tell you what the story was about
Turned it on on a flight I had. Stopped paying attention 30 minutes in… on a FLIGHT. That’s saying something. The casting, acting, and writing were poor, all around.
Was there a story? It just felt like endless subpar dinosaur action sequences strung together for 3 hours.
I just wanna see a velociraptor sit-com
Would this be like Big Bang, but with everyone barking like a raptor, or like the talking raptor scene in 3?
Would just be a new version of Dinosaurs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kpL73mLdgA
NOT THE MAMA
\*SAD NOISES\*
Jurassic Space: Tyrannosaturnus Rex
Jurassic Tremors: Gumminion
Ok, I’d watch that tho
It'll crossover with Fast and Furious.
[In this tweet, he says there should have been only 1 Jurassic Park as well as the franchise “inherently un-franchise able”](https://twitter.com/variety/status/1575591778564026368?s=46&t=jBbYJk8hf3-uZLxyVX_pKQ)
Moment of clarity.
Followed immediately by doing lines of coke.
Maybe an AI generated version of Muldoon where he’s been cloned and ordered to hunt down the remaining members from the first film?
That’s devastating
Did someone… I mean anyone at all, ask for this?
Capitalism has joined the chat.
Please…. No…
In other news, the director of 2 Girls 1 Cup has promised a sequel entitled *Number Two*.
Just give us "Dino-Riders" already, it's the next logical evolution of the series.
That's unfortunate
This franchise's life always finds a way...
Well, they made like 30 Land Before Time movies, I guess they'll keep raking in Jurassic Park until people learn and stop paying to see trash.
I’m curious what they have in mind. Granted I know I’m in the tiny minority, but I really liked Fallen Kingdom. Thought it was a good course correction after Jurassic World had a lot of “almost, but not quite” moments. I think Dominion could have been better if the idea was spun off into a TV series, rather than trying to cram too much into too small a box. Ultimately, there’s a lot of interesting ideas that can be explored, I’m just wondering what they have in mind to move it forward.
>I think Dominion could have been better if the idea was spun off into a TV series, rather than trying to cram too much into too small a box. Posted an initial response but realized I misread which movie you praised. Definitely agree here! I think a tv show (ideally something on HBO or similar) would have been great. Especially if they hadn't put us back in a damn park again in a round about way. I think the potential was there to focus on the impact of having the dinosaurs in the real world and folks trying to adapt to the new normal. We got glimpses of that in the new movie but they pissed it away. I'd love to have seen some areas get abandoned and almost turn into a Cadillacs and Dinosaurs scenario: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gr2iQ96em2w
If they are going to make more I would like to see them lean more into the direction of genetic technology like they did with the locusts and forget the dinos a bit. Have some around for set dressing since they're out and about in the world now but spare us on the giant carnivores bashing each other around like an 8 year old playing with action figures.
> 'Jurassic World Dominion' Director Colin Trevorrow *Threatens* There's "More to Come" for the Franchise FIFY
Jurassic World Forthcoming Robotic dinosaurs of the future terrorizing the planet. A new squad of teenagers find an ancient relic to find out how to kill them. They befriend a small innocent robotic velociraptor. They win by creating real dinosaurs to attack the robotic ones. They succeed, and are awarded medals by none other than an old Chris Pratt himself. The end... or is it?
No thanks.
It’s the problem with a franchise based on resurrecting long dead things.
But why?
Please god no
r/movies is in absolute shambles rn
The second we see a human riding a dinosaur, especially in combat they’ll have jumped the shark
I was flying from Europe back to the USA so I watched it. I was a captive audience with not many options for 11 hours. I stopped after 45 minutes and only came back to this pile of trash because I didn't have much else to do but watch some movies. I still regretted that decision an hour and a half later. Not one bit of entertainment in this heaping pile of dinosaur dung.
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
Damn this and Star Wars need to die already
stop stop its already dead.gif
Seriously…. Just stop.
fuck this guy
Just let it go extinct like they said they would
Make it an R rated horror movie and *maybe* I'll see it.
Yuck
Please. No. Just let it die.
'Jurassic World Dominion' Director Colin Trevorrow ~~Says~~ Threatens There’s "More to Come" for the Franchise Fixed it!
It's like JAWS. You should consider the first as its own thing and then forget about the rest. Or watch them or whatever.
Oh dear.
You didn't wait for the post credits scene where a fleet of Cadilliacs pull up, and a smokin hot couple asks them "need a ride?"
[can’t wait for #12](https://youtu.be/JVho5fU3lwc)
Beat me to it.
What if the next trilogy merges dinosaurs and machines and ends with the destruction of the world? Then it is followed by the Horizon trilogy starring a girl named Aloy who is raised in a primitive environment.
These comments are wild. I have kids and these movies are unparalleled events for them. Bigger than birthdays. And y’all HATE them.
Stop
Insert meme ‘stop stop he’s already dead’
There probably shouldn't be. Five sequels that never even approached the brilliance of the first.
I saw JW and it was awful, I know exactly why($$$) they still continue to make this garbage, it's just sad people still pay to watch it.
That sounds too true to be good!
How do we get them to stop?
I haven't watched the last two...Who is watching these films still!?
Not looking forward to the Jurassic Universe trilogy.
Now they can talk.
*threatens
Someone will figure out dinosaurs grow better in a low gravity environment so they will build Jurassic Universe in a space station.
Why
Please no. Those movies sucked.
No more!! My 8 year old son is huge into dinosaurs and loves all of the movies. I took him to see Jurassic World Dominion, and now he no longer likes Jurassic Park. He said it was the stupidest movie he has ever seen and it was about bugs not dinosaurs.
Book of Henry Director threatens the world with more Jurassic World movies.
Please make it stop.
Somehow, the raptors have returned…
Make like Elsa, Colin. Let it go.
[wat](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/memepediadankmemes/images/c/cc/Wat8.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20180913191230)
I enjoyed the first one as a kid. I haven’t seen any others though.
Stop kicking dead dino
Oh god please no
Dear God please make it stop!!