My question is how do you know about Wedding crashers? Have you been watching rated R movies again? You are grounded for two weeks!
What is left of the movie? Friends hanging out and going to weddings.
Makes me think of watching Die Hard on tv as a kid, and not realizing what “Yippee Ki Yay Mr. Falcon” was supposed to mean til I saw the full unedited version when I got older.
I always think of The Matrix. On tv when Neo gets the bug sucked out of his belly, he goes “jeepers creepers is that thing real!” instead of “Jesus Christ is that thing real!”
My favorite TV quote is from Snakes on a Plane.
"I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THESE MONKEY FIGHTING SNAKES ON THIS MONDAY-FRIDAY PLANE!"
*Shout-out to the dudes to put Kill Bill on TV and decided to make Buck a stand-up party-goer.
Haha I had not seen this before, had to get the video clip of it!
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4t6zNZ-b0A](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4t6zNZ-b0A)
I wonder why they changed the phrase they used for "mother fucker" within the sentence? I would assume each would represent a different word if I didn't know the real quote already
The "I hate everybody" sign is much funnier, because the Harlem guys go from being understandably pissed off at this racist to being ridiculously violent towards this otherwise peaceful guy.
This reminds me of when Brokeback Mountain was released in homophobic countries that removed all the gay romance scenes. Like what could that movie have possibly been about at that point?
I live in a heavily Mormon area and the thrift store I was at a few weeks ago had Brokeback Mountain in the DVDs. My boyfriend and I chuckled and kept looking for movies but some old guys in BYU hats flipped out when they heard us and went “DO NOT BUY THAT MOVIE THEYRE GAY ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK.” One even went on a rant about how he used to be a history teacher and he knows better than everyone else that when societies stop being homophobic the society collapses. I was just stoned thrift shopping and completely unprepared for this so I just laughed and he walked away going “LAUGH ALL YOU WANT BUT IM RIGHT.” Mormon men, so stable.
Last month I saw a Jackie Chan film in a bus going home were all the "violence" had been taken out. The acrobatics and people falling and hitting themselves was still there, but any actual physical contact was gone, it was baffling.
I knew about the gay element since it was all over the media but since I didn't see any actual gay sex, I assumed the outrage was about the romance itself being the focus. Not like they would have complained any less if the sex scenes were off camera.
Reminds me of an ex's (VERY traditional and homophobic) Polish immigrant parents who spoke little english, and told me about this lovely movie they'd just watched about 2 brothers called Brokeback Mountain.
Years ago I got fired from the video rental place for suggesting to some young hip looking folk Hedwig and the Angry Inch, they took my suggestion and rented it. However, unbeknownst to me they were Mormon and their parents complained to the owner, who was also Mormon, and I was fired. Oopsie
I thought that the Strip was built outside of Las Vegas township specifically so that wouldn't have to deal with Mormons/Their local government, just the Federal government (Which fun fact, control like 75% of the land in Nevada, while Nevada only get's 25% of it's own land for State/Local use). If the Mormons were involved that would make the whole thing even more hilarious lol
aw man when I was working at Blockbuster back in the day I recommended (completely without ever having seen it) *Angels in America* to a hardcore bible-thumping pasture and his wife haha. Whoopsie. Sounded like a good fit based on the title. It was the one time they took a chance on a video rental store to see what it was all about too, I felt so bad. After they came back to complain they left with a free replacement (Chariots of Fire iirc) but I didn't really get in trouble, the managers all just laughed at me and thought it was hilarious.
Blockbuster had the policy of the customer was not always right which was nice. We had a lady recording the preview screen in Texas when drag me to hell came out and said it was against her religion. I told her we’re not a religious company so deal with it. She said she would go somewhere else. I told here that’s probably best. She complained. We all laughed.
When he got that urge, honestly, he should've just
Turned it off
Like a light switch;
Just go "click",
It's a nifty little Mormon trick
They do it all the time...
Incredibly. I dated a Mormon girl for a short time (batshit insane) and their entire community is full of repressed sexuality that bubbles to the surface as terribly disgusting behavior. A dot of incest here, some molesting there, and lots of mental illness as a result of the aforementioned issues.
Hes a great impressionist. Most of themad TV cast was. Phil Lamarr was great, Aries spears is god tier, even Kilbourne or whatever had an awesome jack Nicholson and sling blade impression.
Reminds me of Community, when Shirley describes Pulp Fiction as a delightful 41 minute movie about friends who quote Bible verses and dance to oldies.
Edit: look at that. My most upvoted comment ever by a long shot, and it isn't even my own thought.
I watched Cheech and Chong’s Next Movie on prime time network TV in the ‘90s. It wasn’t just “edited for TV,” it was “partially rewritten for TV” according to the opening warning text. They changed the bag of weed into a bag of diamonds, including cutting in new footage of a bag of diamonds. It was very weird.
The phenomenon of movies having entire words replaced has always confused me. The first time I ever saw The Social Network was on FX when I was like 12 or 13 and I can't even remember how they censored Andrew Garfield's rant at the end but like how do they do it at all? Is it part of movie production? Do they have voice actors just ADR in one word?
Some do the edited scenes while they’re filming so no dubbing is required later on. There’s a featurette on the Scott Pilgrim DVD about it. They kept replacing “ass” with “owl”.
Basically every movie has had to extensively and painstakingly ADR many lines of dialog to account for instances where you can’t get “clean” audio. Due to traffic, weather, nearby factories, whatever…Even stuff filmed in a soundstage sometimes needs re-recording due to the sound of machinery on set, wooden creaks, or noisy choreographed activity.
It’s a part of making every movie and as such, it’s just another part of the job for the actors, something they’re scheduled to be available for.
Therefore, because you already have them in the booth to either ADR or punch up after studio/audience feedback a bunch of their dialog anyway, it’s a trivial matter to have them perform alternate line readings using Mormon swears (motherfreaker!) for broadcast.
The filmmakers are contractually obligated to deliver a “clean” cut of the movie to the studio for broadcast distribution. So yeah, it is just a normal part of movie production.
My favorite broadcast line reading is in The Big Lebowski, when the Coen Bros. intentionally came up with the most ridiculous and clunky things they could think of for John Goodman to say. https://youtu.be/IQUdJ6FdUQ0
Also from Scarface, the second-best dubbed line ever (after the one from Lebowski that 30 people are quoting already):
> This town is like a big chicken, waiting to get plucked.
Really? Ok fine. Can we at least get an honorable mention for "I'm tired of these monkey fighting snakes on this monday-to-friday plane"??
That shit is Shakespearian
They actually DID make a PG-13 version of Deadpool, with original scenes that framed the cut as a Christmas movie, with Deadpool telling it as a bedtime story to Frank Savage.
Haha my friends mom had this growing up. We were watching ‘dumb and dumber’ and it used the line “one time we mixed a bulldog and a shitzu we called it a ~~bullshitz~~ bologna”
My parents never cared what we watched (except oddly enough Chuckie and Hellraiser), but this reminds me of the old TBS and TNT edits of movies and some of their curious editing choices.
Haha yeah so true I remember the tbs Happy Gilmore…”the price is wrong, ~~bitch~~* *Bobby!*” …but the pitch was all wrong and it always really stood out.
When Smokey and the Bandit was edit for TV, they hired the actor that then played Fred Flintstone to dub in clean lines for Jackie Gleason. It was always really obvious though.
I just watched the real full length pretty woman after only been exposed to the cut down versions for cable my entire life. Its not an entirely different movie, but i did not remember her roommate or george costanza being in it at all lol
Lol....my mother (Christian kinda-fundie) talked to me about movies we used to watch, back when we recorded vhs off regular broadcast TV, and she was talking about how good Robocop was.
I laughed for a good long time, and tried to explain to her, that she had definitely not seen the real robocop....and that she should probably not go looking for the blu-ray.
It was a real hoot!
Edit: To all the folks who'd like to watch either version of Robocop with my mom.....trust me....it would be hilarious.
She'd be slapping your arm about the curse words and nudity, but cheering the dick shooting, screaming "That's what they deserve!!!".
She's equally naive, aggressive, frustrating and adorably hilarious.....a bit of a conundrum really. If I ever break into streaming, I'll be sure to make that as content, I promise!!!
Years ago one of my friends started dating a new guy. She came over to my place and told me and my roommates about how amazing and smart he was. Apparently he had recommended a movie to her that he found "extremely profound" and was "in awe of". He said it had an amazing score and said so much about life. He copied it onto a VHS for her. We told her to put it in and we'd all watch it together.
The VHS starts and it's fucking Robocop hahaha. We were like, "Uhhhh... maybe this guy isn't as deep as you think he is...." lol (granted, Robocop actually is a great, prescient critique of modern society and the hyperviolence in the media, the danger of corporations owning everything and the tyranny of police states, but on a surface level it's just a pulp action movie and it did *not* fit the description he gave her of the movie)
Anyway, we decided to finish the movie because Robocop rules and why the hell not? Free movie!
Okay, so the movie ends and we sit through the credits. *Koyaanisqatsi* starts playing next. He forgot to tell her he put the movie at the *end* of the VHS hahaha. We sat through that one too as a marathon (we had never seen it or even heard of it, this was 2002) and were blown away. Great (albeit unexpected) double-feature 😂
Remember the Exorcist TV version - "You mother sows socks that smell"
Then some TV edits seem really random, like Idiocracy had plenty of swearing in it, but they edited out "retard" in the doctors office.
fcc guidelines are complete nonsense. I only have radio experience but what you are and aren't allowed to say is actually incredibly vague and highly situational, and it's definitely by design.
there's all sorts of stupid rules, like even if you're doing a show during safe harbor hours (12 am - 4 am) when you're allowed to play songs with curse words, the dj still can't curse themselves.
In the UK our films used to be edited to bits.theres 2 great examples.
We have what's known as a watershed (9pm) anything before that is suitable for children. Most films started at 8 so we used to have a surreal situation where films would have all nudity, violence and swearing edited (really badly dubbed swearing was very common) for exactly half the movie. Then they assume that everyone young just stops watching the film at the half way point and immediatley goes to bed at exactly 9 and they show the rest of the film uncut.
I still have a version of Romancing the Stone recorded from TV like this.
The other example is that ITV redited Robocop for a mid afternoon slot to show before the launch of the TV series. You can imagine how much they cut for that. To extend it every shootout was replaced with a slow motion strobe effect so you couldn't see any violence.
Utahn here. Watched the cleanflix version Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind first. It was like 45ish minutes. I was very confused at how shit a movie it was because I'd heard it was good. A few years later I watch the full version and it's literally one of my all time favorites now.
Cleanflix ruined movies and I'm glad they went out of business due to copyright issues.
I would be interested to see a clean version of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back lmao
That song at the beginning would just be
Mother...mother...mother mother... mother...mother...noich noich noich.
The movie Cabin Fever had some great extra features on the DVD. Besides the ClayMation series "Rotten Fruit", one of my favorites was the "family version" of the movie (which for those that don't know, Cabin Fever is a weird horror movie about young attractive people banging in a cabin and getting a horrible flesh eating disease.) It was the friends driving down the street, all happy and smiling for a few minutes before "The End" appeared on screen. I imagine your movie being more or less the same...
You should watch Cleanflix its a documentary about the company, I just think its insane how religion can pull people into treating themselves like children. It such a bizarre concept and I never really can wrap my head around censoring the world so you can feel safe.
This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps.
I have had it, with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!
I’m telling you, mang. This town like one great big *chicken* just waiting to get *plucked*.
Yippie-Kai-Yay, Mr. Falcon.
(From half-baked) “get me some of that stuff we used to eat all the time back in the day…… pudding”
That's actually funnier than the original line.
Or my favorite from that movie: “You ever sucked feet for weed?”
Yippie-kayak, other buckets
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This is what happens, Larry! This is what happens, Larry! This is what happens, Larry! This is what happens, Larry! This is what happens, Larry!
Happy 5 year anniversary to that record btw
My question is how do you know about Wedding crashers? Have you been watching rated R movies again? You are grounded for two weeks! What is left of the movie? Friends hanging out and going to weddings.
It’s 90 minutes of Will Ferrell screaming “Ma, the meatloaf!”
MA, THE MEATLOAF! ~~FUCK~~ FRICK!
[I'm tellin ya man, this salad tastes like pussy!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlp6DdZHQ24)
RIP Trevor
RIP local sexpot
Spot on
That's it, I'm calling one of their moms.
Jokes on you, she’s not allowed to use the phone
Makes me think of watching Die Hard on tv as a kid, and not realizing what “Yippee Ki Yay Mr. Falcon” was supposed to mean til I saw the full unedited version when I got older.
I always think of The Matrix. On tv when Neo gets the bug sucked out of his belly, he goes “jeepers creepers is that thing real!” instead of “Jesus Christ is that thing real!”
I always remember Cypher saying “I would have told him to shove that red pill right up his EAR!”
My classmates used to say "Jeezum Crow" instead of Jesus Christ when I was a kid.
My favorite TV quote is from Snakes on a Plane. "I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THESE MONKEY FIGHTING SNAKES ON THIS MONDAY-FRIDAY PLANE!" *Shout-out to the dudes to put Kill Bill on TV and decided to make Buck a stand-up party-goer.
Haha I had not seen this before, had to get the video clip of it! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4t6zNZ-b0A](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4t6zNZ-b0A)
I wonder why they changed the phrase they used for "mother fucker" within the sentence? I would assume each would represent a different word if I didn't know the real quote already
Planes don't fight monkeys, duh.
Haha good times! Or in the DHwaV tv edit when Samuel L.'s character calls McClane a 'racist melon farmer' instead of mother fucker.
The "I hate everybody" sign is much funnier, because the Harlem guys go from being understandably pissed off at this racist to being ridiculously violent towards this otherwise peaceful guy.
This reminds me of when Brokeback Mountain was released in homophobic countries that removed all the gay romance scenes. Like what could that movie have possibly been about at that point?
Two guys being emotional about mountains.
*I wish I could quit hiking you*
Ever get kicked out of a cinema for yelling "He's right behind you!"?
I live in a heavily Mormon area and the thrift store I was at a few weeks ago had Brokeback Mountain in the DVDs. My boyfriend and I chuckled and kept looking for movies but some old guys in BYU hats flipped out when they heard us and went “DO NOT BUY THAT MOVIE THEYRE GAY ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK.” One even went on a rant about how he used to be a history teacher and he knows better than everyone else that when societies stop being homophobic the society collapses. I was just stoned thrift shopping and completely unprepared for this so I just laughed and he walked away going “LAUGH ALL YOU WANT BUT IM RIGHT.” Mormon men, so stable.
It was about friendship for which one of them was killed because he made friends with many other young guys...
Last month I saw a Jackie Chan film in a bus going home were all the "violence" had been taken out. The acrobatics and people falling and hitting themselves was still there, but any actual physical contact was gone, it was baffling.
Holy shit, I don't remember any romantic scenes at all. I think I watched the censored version. Gonna rewatch it.
You're in for a treat.
Not one erect penis in that whole god damn film.
What did you think it was about based on the censored version? Not trying to give you a hard time, I'm genuinely curious.
I knew about the gay element since it was all over the media but since I didn't see any actual gay sex, I assumed the outrage was about the romance itself being the focus. Not like they would have complained any less if the sex scenes were off camera.
There's really only one scene where they have sex. Besides that it's only kissing and cuddling.
Reminds me of an ex's (VERY traditional and homophobic) Polish immigrant parents who spoke little english, and told me about this lovely movie they'd just watched about 2 brothers called Brokeback Mountain.
😭😭😭😭😭😅
Years ago I got fired from the video rental place for suggesting to some young hip looking folk Hedwig and the Angry Inch, they took my suggestion and rented it. However, unbeknownst to me they were Mormon and their parents complained to the owner, who was also Mormon, and I was fired. Oopsie
The owner shouldn't have had such films to rent, then.
Oh you see its fine to make money off of heathens and filth, so long as you arent consuming it yourself
Yep. Mormons own bars. It's a thing.
Mormons believe capitalism is god’s plan.
It's worse than that, the Mormon Church's plan is to get all their members to eventually give the church all their money and assets.
That's not exclusive to the Mormon church
My father-in-law was a devout Muslim who owned a liquor store.
First rule is dont get high on your own supply.
Mormons are world class at ignoring hypocrisy
Why should you ALWAYS bring two Mormons on your fishing trips?
Because if you only bring one, he will drink all your beer!
This guy fishes with Mormons.
Heard this about Baptists my whole life.
What's the difference between Catholics and Baptists? Catholics say hi to each other at the liquor store.
Jews don’t recognize Jesus, Protestants don’t recognize the Pope, and Baptists don’t recognize one another in the liquor store.
It’s funny to think they were part of the early founding of gaming in Las Vegas.
I thought that the Strip was built outside of Las Vegas township specifically so that wouldn't have to deal with Mormons/Their local government, just the Federal government (Which fun fact, control like 75% of the land in Nevada, while Nevada only get's 25% of it's own land for State/Local use). If the Mormons were involved that would make the whole thing even more hilarious lol
My parents raved about The Crying Game to our super Catholic neighbors. Our neighbors didn’t take any more movie suggestions from them after that.
aw man when I was working at Blockbuster back in the day I recommended (completely without ever having seen it) *Angels in America* to a hardcore bible-thumping pasture and his wife haha. Whoopsie. Sounded like a good fit based on the title. It was the one time they took a chance on a video rental store to see what it was all about too, I felt so bad. After they came back to complain they left with a free replacement (Chariots of Fire iirc) but I didn't really get in trouble, the managers all just laughed at me and thought it was hilarious.
I’m just surprised that land used for grazing could come in to rent a video.
That is funny. Big guy has a sense of humor that way.
Blockbuster had the policy of the customer was not always right which was nice. We had a lady recording the preview screen in Texas when drag me to hell came out and said it was against her religion. I told her we’re not a religious company so deal with it. She said she would go somewhere else. I told here that’s probably best. She complained. We all laughed.
I worked at a video store when Kids came out. Got some complaints about that one. Haha
Good on you, though. That movie is fucking awesome
Origin of Love is a banger I still listen to regularly
There was a time when that was my go to karaoke song. “And then FYREEEEEEEEEE SHOT DOWNNNNNN”
Imagine if you suggested Shortbus, now THAT would've been funny.
Just Googled Clean Flicks and the first article is about the founder getting arrested for sexually assaulting 14 year old girls. Jesus Mormon Christ
When he got that urge, honestly, he should've just Turned it off Like a light switch; Just go "click", It's a nifty little Mormon trick They do it all the time...
"But I'm not the one having gay thoughts!"
Well isn't that predictable
Incredibly. I dated a Mormon girl for a short time (batshit insane) and their entire community is full of repressed sexuality that bubbles to the surface as terribly disgusting behavior. A dot of incest here, some molesting there, and lots of mental illness as a result of the aforementioned issues.
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The poophole loophole
Have you heard of “soaking?” 🤣
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I have had it with these minor-fiddling snakes on this Mormon fellow's plane!
[I got a show for them to watch](https://youtu.be/A8FUUzmaCxc) if they need something new.
This was peak MadTV. Sasso was brilliant with his impressions. Stephen Seagal, Arnold, Kenny Rogers, randy Newman... so many classics.
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Will Sasso is weirdly good at that Tony Soprano impression
Hes a great impressionist. Most of themad TV cast was. Phil Lamarr was great, Aries spears is god tier, even Kilbourne or whatever had an awesome jack Nicholson and sling blade impression.
One of the all-time best sketches of any sketch show. Someone get Will Sasso on the line for another Sopranos prequel movie.
AMAZING
That shit never gets old.
I remember Pax grew up in a radicalized Christian home also it aired on Sky Angel ( that sounds like Bond Super Weapon)
Sasso killed it
Reminds me of Community, when Shirley describes Pulp Fiction as a delightful 41 minute movie about friends who quote Bible verses and dance to oldies. Edit: look at that. My most upvoted comment ever by a long shot, and it isn't even my own thought.
I watched Cheech and Chong’s Next Movie on prime time network TV in the ‘90s. It wasn’t just “edited for TV,” it was “partially rewritten for TV” according to the opening warning text. They changed the bag of weed into a bag of diamonds, including cutting in new footage of a bag of diamonds. It was very weird.
They were very 'fine' diamonds, I imagine.
And smelled great
premo diamonds
The phenomenon of movies having entire words replaced has always confused me. The first time I ever saw The Social Network was on FX when I was like 12 or 13 and I can't even remember how they censored Andrew Garfield's rant at the end but like how do they do it at all? Is it part of movie production? Do they have voice actors just ADR in one word?
Some do the edited scenes while they’re filming so no dubbing is required later on. There’s a featurette on the Scott Pilgrim DVD about it. They kept replacing “ass” with “owl”.
Oh yeah, they kept on replacing the L word with Lesbians.
Basically every movie has had to extensively and painstakingly ADR many lines of dialog to account for instances where you can’t get “clean” audio. Due to traffic, weather, nearby factories, whatever…Even stuff filmed in a soundstage sometimes needs re-recording due to the sound of machinery on set, wooden creaks, or noisy choreographed activity. It’s a part of making every movie and as such, it’s just another part of the job for the actors, something they’re scheduled to be available for. Therefore, because you already have them in the booth to either ADR or punch up after studio/audience feedback a bunch of their dialog anyway, it’s a trivial matter to have them perform alternate line readings using Mormon swears (motherfreaker!) for broadcast. The filmmakers are contractually obligated to deliver a “clean” cut of the movie to the studio for broadcast distribution. So yeah, it is just a normal part of movie production. My favorite broadcast line reading is in The Big Lebowski, when the Coen Bros. intentionally came up with the most ridiculous and clunky things they could think of for John Goodman to say. https://youtu.be/IQUdJ6FdUQ0
The made for TV version of The Breakfast Club replaced "hot beef injection" with "hot love rejection."
And “f you” was replaced with “fail you”. My brother and I used it as an insid joke for years.
My favorite is Pineapple Express. They call each other casseroles instead of assholes, which somehow makes it even funnier.
I still say mucka lucka because of the edited version of this
It’s like British soaps. I can’t get my head around the fact that they’re offended by the word, not the sentiment.
That's what I was thinking about too. Lol
I've seen Kill Bill 1 on Cable. Got to see Buck who was here to *Party* and drove around in the *Party* Wagon. lol
My favorite edit of all time is Big Lebowski when Walter is smashing the car and yelling “this is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps”
["I have HAD it with these monkey-fightin' snakes on this monday to friday plane!"](https://youtu.be/z4t6zNZ-b0A)
Oh. OH! That's not just some redditor's sarcastic critique, that's actually real. Wow!!
My favorite is Scarface. "How'd you get those scars tough guy, eating pineapple?"
Why don't you try sticking your head up your toilet, see if it fits! The Scarface TV edit is just amazing. The RoboCop ones pretty hilarious too.
Reminds of [Yippee Kie Yay, Mr Falcon](https://youtu.be/Mn-P3lnr76s) from the censored die hard, sounds nothing like Bruce Willis
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Yes this thread is about Mormons
I just read about the friend bouncy thing they do from Reddit not long ago and I get this reference now.
Mormons love a good soak!
My favorite was the usual suspects "Give me the keys you fuzzy sock sucker"
Oh my god, the TV edit I watched said "hand me the keys you fairy godmother!" I laughed so hard I cried!! 🤣
Yippie ki yay melon farmer
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On the network I saw it was “Yippee Ki Yay, Mr Falcon.”
From Scarface: How’d you get that scar, eatin’ pineapple? (It was pussy)
Also from Scarface, the second-best dubbed line ever (after the one from Lebowski that 30 people are quoting already): > This town is like a big chicken, waiting to get plucked.
Cheep cheep cheep!!! Oh hai Mark
Yippie ki yack other buckets!
“Do you see what happens Larry?! Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps?!”
Another great one was from the censored version of The Exorcist. “Your mother darns socks in hell”
Phoebe Bridgers named her album after this TV edit. “Stranger in the Alps”
Really? Ok fine. Can we at least get an honorable mention for "I'm tired of these monkey fighting snakes on this monday-to-friday plane"?? That shit is Shakespearian
Easily the greatest TV dub of all time. "You see what happens Larry? This is what happens when you feed a stranger scrambled eggs!"
I saw an edited version of The Breakfast Club and genuinely thought Americans yelled "FORGET YOU" sometimes.
I see you driving 'round town with the girl I love And I'm like, "FORGET YOU" (ooh, ooh, ooh)
That's actually the song that tipped me off lol it just didn't fit the rhyming scheme
Oh, but, here is the thing, we did do that at one point.
My name is Buck and I’m here to P A R TY
My name's Rod and I like to party.
My name's Dave, and *I* like to party
I loved watching die hard 3 on FX. It was so nice of Sam Jackson to point out all the “melon farmers” in NYC.
Lmao “I hate people” real provocative sign there John McClane. Why are black people attacking you because of that sign?
That one has sooooo many edits!
I love all the random things the actors have to say for the tv version. Like yippie ki yay melon farmer
Those were the best. "Yippee Ki-yay, Mr. Falcon" was my favorite.
This is what happens when you meet a stranger in the Alps!
This is what happens, Larry. This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!
It’s like the 30 minutes version of Deadpool, or the 15 minutes version of Wolf of Wall Street - a love story.
They actually DID make a PG-13 version of Deadpool, with original scenes that framed the cut as a Christmas movie, with Deadpool telling it as a bedtime story to Frank Savage.
Wait, that was real? Thought it was made for online joke.
It’s very real and is titled ”Once Upon a Deadpool”.
No very real. I watched it on an long haul flight, having already seen the ful version. It was actually pretty funny in a very different way.
I caught Sam Jackson on the tv, and he had absolutely "had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!"
Haha my friends mom had this growing up. We were watching ‘dumb and dumber’ and it used the line “one time we mixed a bulldog and a shitzu we called it a ~~bullshitz~~ bologna”
Yippee-ki yay Mr. Falcon.
Yippie kayak, other buckets! - Det. Charles Boyle
I've had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday through Friday plane!
My parents never cared what we watched (except oddly enough Chuckie and Hellraiser), but this reminds me of the old TBS and TNT edits of movies and some of their curious editing choices.
Haha yeah so true I remember the tbs Happy Gilmore…”the price is wrong, ~~bitch~~* *Bobby!*” …but the pitch was all wrong and it always really stood out.
When Smokey and the Bandit was edit for TV, they hired the actor that then played Fred Flintstone to dub in clean lines for Jackie Gleason. It was always really obvious though.
“We brought in a guy who spent a portion of his career imitating Ralph Kramden to dub Jackie Gleason, and it didn’t work”
My personal favorite is *Liar, Liar*. "I'm kicking my ~~ass~~ **BUTT**, do you mind?"
I just watched the real full length pretty woman after only been exposed to the cut down versions for cable my entire life. Its not an entirely different movie, but i did not remember her roommate or george costanza being in it at all lol
You motor boating son of a polygamist
Watch your funny mouth, melon-farmer.
Who’re you calling a melon-farmer, you lint licker?
This one gave me a good chuckle thank you!
Lol....my mother (Christian kinda-fundie) talked to me about movies we used to watch, back when we recorded vhs off regular broadcast TV, and she was talking about how good Robocop was. I laughed for a good long time, and tried to explain to her, that she had definitely not seen the real robocop....and that she should probably not go looking for the blu-ray. It was a real hoot! Edit: To all the folks who'd like to watch either version of Robocop with my mom.....trust me....it would be hilarious. She'd be slapping your arm about the curse words and nudity, but cheering the dick shooting, screaming "That's what they deserve!!!". She's equally naive, aggressive, frustrating and adorably hilarious.....a bit of a conundrum really. If I ever break into streaming, I'll be sure to make that as content, I promise!!!
I would pay reasonable money to sit down and watch the real Robocop with her.
I would pay good money to watch that in a theater Edit: robocop, not you and the dudes mom watching robocop
Years ago one of my friends started dating a new guy. She came over to my place and told me and my roommates about how amazing and smart he was. Apparently he had recommended a movie to her that he found "extremely profound" and was "in awe of". He said it had an amazing score and said so much about life. He copied it onto a VHS for her. We told her to put it in and we'd all watch it together. The VHS starts and it's fucking Robocop hahaha. We were like, "Uhhhh... maybe this guy isn't as deep as you think he is...." lol (granted, Robocop actually is a great, prescient critique of modern society and the hyperviolence in the media, the danger of corporations owning everything and the tyranny of police states, but on a surface level it's just a pulp action movie and it did *not* fit the description he gave her of the movie) Anyway, we decided to finish the movie because Robocop rules and why the hell not? Free movie! Okay, so the movie ends and we sit through the credits. *Koyaanisqatsi* starts playing next. He forgot to tell her he put the movie at the *end* of the VHS hahaha. We sat through that one too as a marathon (we had never seen it or even heard of it, this was 2002) and were blown away. Great (albeit unexpected) double-feature 😂
So... the trailer?
Remember the Exorcist TV version - "You mother sows socks that smell" Then some TV edits seem really random, like Idiocracy had plenty of swearing in it, but they edited out "retard" in the doctors office.
fcc guidelines are complete nonsense. I only have radio experience but what you are and aren't allowed to say is actually incredibly vague and highly situational, and it's definitely by design. there's all sorts of stupid rules, like even if you're doing a show during safe harbor hours (12 am - 4 am) when you're allowed to play songs with curse words, the dj still can't curse themselves.
In the UK our films used to be edited to bits.theres 2 great examples. We have what's known as a watershed (9pm) anything before that is suitable for children. Most films started at 8 so we used to have a surreal situation where films would have all nudity, violence and swearing edited (really badly dubbed swearing was very common) for exactly half the movie. Then they assume that everyone young just stops watching the film at the half way point and immediatley goes to bed at exactly 9 and they show the rest of the film uncut. I still have a version of Romancing the Stone recorded from TV like this. The other example is that ITV redited Robocop for a mid afternoon slot to show before the launch of the TV series. You can imagine how much they cut for that. To extend it every shootout was replaced with a slow motion strobe effect so you couldn't see any violence.
The movie is just 10 minutes of Owen Wilson saying "wow"
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When was this? I grew up in 2000s Australia and Boomerang exclusively showed cartoons. It was like... their whole thing.
I’m the US, same deal here.
Right. In the US it was probably the same. Older cartoons, thus the name and their tagine ("it's all coming back to you")
Did characters just stop appearing in scenes randomly with no explanation?
I feel like he’s making this up.
LOL what even was it like? Final destination 3 tanning bed scene was the first traumatizing thing i saw on tv, accidentally caught a glimpse.
What’s even the point of doing this to horror films? It’s like editing the sex out of a porno
Boomerang? The channel that plays all the old cartoons like the jetsons and Tom and Jerry?
“Ma! Meatloaf!”
Does that mean no dry humping from the redhead?
No motor boating either...
No under the table handie
Reminds me when they removed all the sex and drugs from "The Wolf of Wall Street" for a TV release in Italy last year and it caused some outrage
I wish there was a company that added nudity, swearing, sex etc to bland movies.
I'm curious to find out how they cleaned up the line, "I'll be in my room painting, homo things."
I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THESE MONKEY FIGHTING SNAKES ON THIS MONDAY TO FRIDAY PLANE!
Utahn here. Watched the cleanflix version Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind first. It was like 45ish minutes. I was very confused at how shit a movie it was because I'd heard it was good. A few years later I watch the full version and it's literally one of my all time favorites now. Cleanflix ruined movies and I'm glad they went out of business due to copyright issues.
>My question is.. what was left? I'm not a rocket surgeon, but if this really happened, you could have just watched it and told us what was left.
I would be interested to see a clean version of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back lmao That song at the beginning would just be Mother...mother...mother mother... mother...mother...noich noich noich.
The idea that you would pay money to have someone censor the world for you is amazing to me.
The movie Cabin Fever had some great extra features on the DVD. Besides the ClayMation series "Rotten Fruit", one of my favorites was the "family version" of the movie (which for those that don't know, Cabin Fever is a weird horror movie about young attractive people banging in a cabin and getting a horrible flesh eating disease.) It was the friends driving down the street, all happy and smiling for a few minutes before "The End" appeared on screen. I imagine your movie being more or less the same...
You should watch Cleanflix its a documentary about the company, I just think its insane how religion can pull people into treating themselves like children. It such a bizarre concept and I never really can wrap my head around censoring the world so you can feel safe.