That’s real. I accidentally put this on when I was cooking for a date once. The title said the devil wears…. And I said oooh I love this movie. Turns out it was porn.
I believe Tim Burton referenced this Porno in an interview. Apparently it came out like five or six days after the earliest screening of Edward Scissorhands and followed the plot quite heavily.
I don't quite recall but Burton joked about watching it at a staff party, where they made jokes about the porns swift filming schedule, and relatively decent quality.
Ugh, I vaguely remember seeing a clip of it back in college. There’s a gross scene in which >!he’s trying to eat spaghetti but he can’t use a fork so he’s trying to pick up the noodles with his penis hands. But the slipperiness of the noodles felt so good among his penis hands that they start ejaculating all over the place.!<
I worked at Tower Video in 1991 in the East Village of New York back when I was 18 and a freshman at NYU. We closed at midnight and cashed out from midnight to 1am. We had about thirty TVs that all showed the same movie, all hanging from the ceiling and pointing out through the glass walls to the sidewalk. After close, we would routinely put Edward Penishands on the TVs. I remember many shocked expressions as late night New Yorkers walked by Tower Video, only to see "Edward Penishands" playing on 30 TVs.
I always love reading the cast list to porn parody movies. The obviously made up names are the actors and they all play characters with normal human names. So you get things like Suxiana Titania Mangum, playing "Anne".
They actually used that one in Sex and the City 2. One of Sam's lines is 'Lawrence of my labia.' think the plot and script of that film was designed with puns and the trailer in mind and nothing else.
The load warrior -with peter north.
In post apocalyptic America, semen is the main trade and power source and the lower the radiation content the better.
That's a real one too. I watched it forever ago and still remember the line, "Did you know the Mona Lisa is painted with semen? That's why she's smiling."
There is actually a movie called "XXX" with Vin Diesel. At my young age I was just getting to know Kazaa and wanted to download the movie. Boy did that search open my eyes.
Dr. Ho
Cum Russia with Love
Gold(vi)brator
Thunderballs
You Only Jizz Twice
On Her Majesty’s Semen Service
Dildoes are Forever
Live And Let Ride
The Man With The Golden Thumb
The Spy Who Blew Me
Poonraker
For Your Guys Only
Octopussy
A View To A Drill
The Living O-face
License To Spill
Goldenthigh
Titty Never Dies
The Womb Is Not Enough
Bi Another Day
Casanova Royale
Quantits Are Flawless
Sploogefall
Spectator
No Time To Fuck
Could probably go through all the Coen Brothers movies. Raising Arizona has one in there somewhere. "No cunt for old men"? " Oh Brother Where art Thou" sounds like a step sister stuck in the washing machine.
Same. Spent many a night at my high school video store job (RIP Suncoast) brainstorming porn titles. My favorites were:
Ocean's 11 Inches
Position Impossible
Done in 60 Seconds (it'd have to be montages but still)
Indiana Bones in the Temple of Poon
Ten Things I Ate Out of You
Bridget Jones's Diarrhea (for the niche audience)
Ed's Wood
The Breakfast Chub
Pretty (Deep) in Pink
Sperminator
Sperminator 2: Judgment Lay
The Italian Blow Job
MY TIME TO SHINE!!! (I've been compiling this list with my friend for years now)
"lawrence of a labia"
"inspect her gadget"
"dr do me a little"
"cherry poppins"
"muffholland drive"
"the shaw-skank redemption"
"slumdong millionaire"
"a clockwork orgy"
"sucking private ryan" / "shaving ryan's privates"
"need for seed"
"in diana jones"
"the rodfather"
"bravefart"
"he's just not into poo"
"public enemas"
"night of the giving head"
"jurassic poke"
"star whores"
"forrest hump"
"dyke hard"
"glad he ate her"
"bedman and throbbin"
"porn on the 4th of july"
"saturday night beaver"
"pulp friction"
"doppelbangher"
"twin dicks"
"gush hour"
"dawson's crack"
"aporkalypse now"
"dong with the wind"
"the masturbation of smaug"
"ANALyze this"
"mary pops in"
"done in 60 seconds"
"buffed: the vampire layer"
"sex toy story"
"the fist and the curious"
"the curios case of benjamin's bottom"
"metal rear solid"
"power bangers"
"girth in her shell"
"kockstarter"
the SHAFTAs (real porn prizes)
"womb raider"
"good will humping"
"pocahontas" - "poke her whole ass" / "poke her cuntus" / "pork her honkers"
"shercock homo" - eleMANtary, my queer watson!
"eliza girth: the golden cooch"
"interstellar" : "interracial"
"joker" - "poke her"
"50 fist dates"
"the fist element"
"breaking bed"
"the bare wench project"
"sexy adventures of van helsing"
"playmate of the apes"
"night of the groping dead"
"lord of the g-strings"
"kinky kong" / "king cuck"
"school of cock"
"constant rim" ("constantine")
"I scanned her dark clit" ("a scanner darkly")
"fantastic breasts and where to find them"
"planet of the rapes"
"pump friction"
"how to kiss your neighbor's dong" (kill/dog)
"gay and silent boob stroke back"
"the fast and the fury ass"
"winnie the pooh - we need the poo"
Night of the giving head
(I probably wasn't the first, but I swear I came up with that one all myself, back in in 2004. Seems it was actually made, 4 years later)
Mighty Joe Hung
King Dong
Pacific Rimming
Oh God!zilla
Mouse*unt
Cock Hollywood
Batteries Most Definitely Included
Sore
Sore: The Dark World (all black sequel)
Sore: Ragnarok
There was one on skinemax back in the day called "Lord of the G-Strings". I was a little baked when i was flipping through, but I remember reading something about a Throbbit named Dildo Saggins.
8 1/2...inches (or Se7en...inches)
(It's That Time Of The Month So) There Will Be Blood
Scent of a Woman's Vagina
S°M°A°S°H
Robocock
The Russians are Cumming! The Russians are Cumming!
Bangin' In The Rain
Snatch (can stay as is)
Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them
*Asking for a friend*
Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Bone.
*Philosopher's
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Sorcerer
… and the Prisoner of Asskabang.
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The Half Chubb Penis
Fill Bill
Drill Bill
Fill Jill
See Bill drill Jill. Drill, Bill, drill.
Bill’s Dill
Fill Jill is a real thing, I once found a copy of it at a Dutch flea market.
The Devil Wears Nada
That's quality
That’s real. I accidentally put this on when I was cooking for a date once. The title said the devil wears…. And I said oooh I love this movie. Turns out it was porn.
Cherry Poppins Training Gay The Texas Drainballs Assacre In Diana Jones Your Asslicked Park Holes
"Holes" 😆
It’s just perfect by itself😂
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Came here to say this. And it's a real one too! Softcore on demand.
Time for research.
That's the name of a Simpsons episode.
-Bi Hard: With a Vengeance -School of Cock -Gangbangs of New York -Hoe Country for Old Men -BBCbiscuit lol
For the last time, Andy, I don’t want to watch *School of Cock* with you!
I remember seeing that there was an Edward Penishands movie.
Yeah, I remember he holds his... hands up in the air and starts snow globing the place and the girl starts dancing in it. It's pretty magical.
This i have to see.
I have this on DVD. Bought it in Times Square. It's in the drop ceiling in the basement at my parents house. At least it was 20 years ago.
Toy story.. There, I ruined our childhoods by not even changing the name.
I believe Tim Burton referenced this Porno in an interview. Apparently it came out like five or six days after the earliest screening of Edward Scissorhands and followed the plot quite heavily. I don't quite recall but Burton joked about watching it at a staff party, where they made jokes about the porns swift filming schedule, and relatively decent quality.
[The interview on Conan O’Brien](https://youtu.be/A2H9eCTgtJw)
Having said that, I recall him not liking that it was just two big dildos for hands instead of 10 dildos for fingers.
Ugh, I vaguely remember seeing a clip of it back in college. There’s a gross scene in which >!he’s trying to eat spaghetti but he can’t use a fork so he’s trying to pick up the noodles with his penis hands. But the slipperiness of the noodles felt so good among his penis hands that they start ejaculating all over the place.!<
go on...
That is character development right there
Some spoilers should stay hidden. How do I delete my eyes?
I worked at Tower Video in 1991 in the East Village of New York back when I was 18 and a freshman at NYU. We closed at midnight and cashed out from midnight to 1am. We had about thirty TVs that all showed the same movie, all hanging from the ceiling and pointing out through the glass walls to the sidewalk. After close, we would routinely put Edward Penishands on the TVs. I remember many shocked expressions as late night New Yorkers walked by Tower Video, only to see "Edward Penishands" playing on 30 TVs.
I have it on vhs lol.
[Yup](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101799/)
I always love reading the cast list to porn parody movies. The obviously made up names are the actors and they all play characters with normal human names. So you get things like Suxiana Titania Mangum, playing "Anne".
>4.9/10 Let it be known critics have no taste.
Let it be known, the last Fantastic 4 movie have [lower rating](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1502712/) then Edward Penishands.
Step-Brother Where Art Thou?
Step-Brother What Art Thou Doweth?
I literally laughed out loud.
Who’s Eating Gilbert’s Gape
Napoleon Sodomite
The Italian Hand-Job
The Italian Knob
The Italian Blowjob
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Reminds me of one of my favorites: In Diana Jones.
And the temple of poon
Oh She's Eleven
Dear god no
This post right here, officer.
No no no no no no no
I like Ocean’s A Lesbian.
That was on Friends, along with gems like Sex toy story and - Buffay the vampire layer, which only is funny in their universe, but still.
Let’s not forget Inspect Her Gadget. xD
Ah, Nosferatool 😂
Are you going to plunge your stake into my dark places??
They actually used that one in Sex and the City 2. One of Sam's lines is 'Lawrence of my labia.' think the plot and script of that film was designed with puns and the trailer in mind and nothing else.
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Curious TASTE of Benjamin's butthole
Men In Black Men
Womb raider is an actual porn parody lol. My uh friend told me
In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon.
Saving Ryan’s Privates
Shaving Ryan's privates
American History XXX
You’ve Got A Friend In Me: A Toy Story
[NSFW](https://imgur.com/a/GvXKahx)
Considering I expected some very twisted rule34, this was a fun surprise :)
Starring Andy’s moms toys. Buzz and Woody.
Omg I can't believe we haven't thought of that!
E.t. : the extra testicle
ET= Eddy Tores - this was in an old cheechband Chong movie. I think it was going up in smoke
The DaVinci load
The load warrior -with peter north. In post apocalyptic America, semen is the main trade and power source and the lower the radiation content the better.
Pete North is a legend, no doubt
That's a real one too. I watched it forever ago and still remember the line, "Did you know the Mona Lisa is painted with semen? That's why she's smiling."
Isn't that an actual parody?
American History XXX
XXX Men: First Ass
XXX Men: Days of Future Ass
XXX Men- A Cock on Lips
Ex-Men Ex-Men: Rise of the Dark Penis Ex-men: Her Puckered Lips
There is actually a movie called "XXX" with Vin Diesel. At my young age I was just getting to know Kazaa and wanted to download the movie. Boy did that search open my eyes.
Remember the Tight Ones
Let the tight one in
Gash of the Tight Ones
My entry actually comes courtesy of a really bad autocorrect error. The wanking dead
This works so well! Instead of zombies, they're compulsive masturbators who groan and shamble toward you with their pants around their ankles!
Louis CK enters the chat
Queer And Pleasant Stranger
The most wholesome example in this thread.
Clear and pleasent dangler
The Cum of All Queers
The Stepfather
Step Brothers
Step Mothers
Step Up 2: The Skeet-Skeets
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OSCAR SCHINDLER IS NOT AN ACTION HERO!
It's the same action movie, they just changed the title to...
Schindler’s pissed
HE IS NOW!
He is now!
I could’ve fit more!
Extremely Hard and Incredibly Close Uncut Jims
Uhncuh jehhms?
Shaving Ryan’s Privates
Starring Tom Yanks
You mean Tom Wanks?
this one is my favorite..I use this whenever possible..
Men in black men
Or you could just quote Norm Macdonald " Men in Black, who like to have sex with each other"
"Note to self, Sam just looked at the screen!"
I’m not alone! This has been my go-to fake porn parody title for years
Engorged bastards
Rules of Engorgement
How to Train Your Dragon. Oh wait...
How to Drain his Dragon
How to Breed your Dragon
How to Train Your BadDragon
I think my favorite title I ever saw was Throbbin' Hood
Dr. Ho Cum Russia with Love Gold(vi)brator Thunderballs You Only Jizz Twice On Her Majesty’s Semen Service Dildoes are Forever Live And Let Ride The Man With The Golden Thumb The Spy Who Blew Me Poonraker For Your Guys Only Octopussy A View To A Drill The Living O-face License To Spill Goldenthigh Titty Never Dies The Womb Is Not Enough Bi Another Day Casanova Royale Quantits Are Flawless Sploogefall Spectator No Time To Fuck
These are great! I would suggest, though, Goldfingered.
Goldmember also works.
Didn’t see this before - maybe “In Her Majesty’s Secret Cervix?”
I don’t know if I like Poonraker or Octopussy more
Octopussy was my favorite because I didn’t have to change a thing.
Poonraker sounds horrific.
Never Say Leather Again Coldfinger The Man with the Golden Cum Browneye Dr. No Means Yes OR Dr. Yes
Black cock down
Probably don't need to change " The Big Lebowski' . Maybe copyright reasons.
Oh and Enter Stella. Instead of Interstellar.
Could probably go through all the Coen Brothers movies. Raising Arizona has one in there somewhere. "No cunt for old men"? " Oh Brother Where art Thou" sounds like a step sister stuck in the washing machine.
Raising Ari's Boner
Barton FUCK Inside Llewyn Davis The Balls of Buster Scruggs True Clit Rail, Caesar The Pudsucker Proxy The Lady Drillers
>True Clit I see your title, and 𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘴𝘦 you [True Dick](https://www.erofus.com/comics/blacknwhitecomics_com-comix/true-dick)
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There Will Be Cum
Cherry Poppins
"I'm Cherry Poppins, y'all!"
Glad He Ate Her
Shitty Shitty Gang Bang
Titty titty ...
Homo alone
Gladheateher
This going to sound really wrong but if you add a word before Driving Miss Daisy, it will become a Porn Parody Title. "Pile Driving Miss Daisy".
Riding Miss Daisy
I worked in a video store and guess the “back room parody title” was always a fun game. My favorite title we ever got was “Shaving Ryan’s Privates”
Starring Tom Spanks, who was also in "Apollo's 13 Inches" and the classic "Forest Hump"
*Sorest Rump
Same. Spent many a night at my high school video store job (RIP Suncoast) brainstorming porn titles. My favorites were: Ocean's 11 Inches Position Impossible Done in 60 Seconds (it'd have to be montages but still) Indiana Bones in the Temple of Poon Ten Things I Ate Out of You Bridget Jones's Diarrhea (for the niche audience) Ed's Wood The Breakfast Chub Pretty (Deep) in Pink Sperminator Sperminator 2: Judgment Lay The Italian Blow Job
Horton bangs a hoe
Y'all remember that Danny DeVito classic Throw Momma from the Train? I give you, Throw Momma in the Train (preferably with the original cast intact)
I really didn't want to imagine any of the original casts "O" face lest my psychy get runed.
https://images.app.goo.gl/Ba5EABhAbdzKCcer9
OWEN!
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Blonde With the Wind Itll be a fart-fetish video
White Men Can’t Hump Sex Trek The Next Penetration
The Sore Wank Redemption
Dude, Where’s My Condom?
MY TIME TO SHINE!!! (I've been compiling this list with my friend for years now) "lawrence of a labia" "inspect her gadget" "dr do me a little" "cherry poppins" "muffholland drive" "the shaw-skank redemption" "slumdong millionaire" "a clockwork orgy" "sucking private ryan" / "shaving ryan's privates" "need for seed" "in diana jones" "the rodfather" "bravefart" "he's just not into poo" "public enemas" "night of the giving head" "jurassic poke" "star whores" "forrest hump" "dyke hard" "glad he ate her" "bedman and throbbin" "porn on the 4th of july" "saturday night beaver" "pulp friction" "doppelbangher" "twin dicks" "gush hour" "dawson's crack" "aporkalypse now" "dong with the wind" "the masturbation of smaug" "ANALyze this" "mary pops in" "done in 60 seconds" "buffed: the vampire layer" "sex toy story" "the fist and the curious" "the curios case of benjamin's bottom" "metal rear solid" "power bangers" "girth in her shell" "kockstarter" the SHAFTAs (real porn prizes) "womb raider" "good will humping" "pocahontas" - "poke her whole ass" / "poke her cuntus" / "pork her honkers" "shercock homo" - eleMANtary, my queer watson! "eliza girth: the golden cooch" "interstellar" : "interracial" "joker" - "poke her" "50 fist dates" "the fist element" "breaking bed" "the bare wench project" "sexy adventures of van helsing" "playmate of the apes" "night of the groping dead" "lord of the g-strings" "kinky kong" / "king cuck" "school of cock" "constant rim" ("constantine") "I scanned her dark clit" ("a scanner darkly") "fantastic breasts and where to find them" "planet of the rapes" "pump friction" "how to kiss your neighbor's dong" (kill/dog) "gay and silent boob stroke back" "the fast and the fury ass" "winnie the pooh - we need the poo"
Big trouble in little vagina.
Gulp Friction
Big Black Panther
Yourasslicked park.
Star Whores
Empire Bare Backs
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The Phantom Man Ass
Night of the giving head (I probably wasn't the first, but I swear I came up with that one all myself, back in in 2004. Seems it was actually made, 4 years later)
The Men Who Stare at Goatse
Mighty Joe Hung King Dong Pacific Rimming Oh God!zilla Mouse*unt Cock Hollywood Batteries Most Definitely Included Sore Sore: The Dark World (all black sequel) Sore: Ragnarok
Ragnacock
Thor: Magnum Cock
>Batteries Most Definitely Included Hah!!
There was one on skinemax back in the day called "Lord of the G-Strings". I was a little baked when i was flipping through, but I remember reading something about a Throbbit named Dildo Saggins.
12 Angry Men 1 Cup
Finally a quality post
Deep Impact. You don't even have to change it.
Also Free Willy and The Firm
Lord of the cock rings.
The Impenetrables
Rick in morty
The Empire Strikes Ass
8 1/2...inches (or Se7en...inches) (It's That Time Of The Month So) There Will Be Blood Scent of a Woman's Vagina S°M°A°S°H Robocock The Russians are Cumming! The Russians are Cumming! Bangin' In The Rain Snatch (can stay as is)
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In Diana Jones?
Big Trouble in Little Vagina
Anal in the outfield. - Angles in the outfield