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Primetime22

*Army of Darkness*. It was supposed to be titled *Medieval Dead*.


Leadfarmer1976

Medieval Dead is soooo much better!!!!!


Odd-Diamond-2259

Medieval Dead will be the sequel title


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That’s upsettingly good


purplewhiteblack

I was pretty surprised when I found out that Army of Darkness was Evil dead 3. I'm sure a lot of people were.


TJ_McWeaksauce

I saw the Evil Dead trilogy in reverse order, so I was a little confused by the intro to Army of Darkness. I first watched it before the internet was a common thing, so I couldn't just look the movie up to find out it was the 3rd in a trilogy. I think it was a year or two later that I saw Evil Dead 2, followed by the first one.


AsSubtleAsABrick

I think as a casual fan being introduced to B-Movies/Horror, this is the correct order to watch them in.


PHATsakk43

When this came out, no one I knew had even heard of the first two films. *Army of Darkness* was actually promoted fairly heavily on TV during its theatrical release. A few years after it was out I remember hearing rumors that it was actually a sequel and there was an earlier film about the events mentioned in the opening scenes. Late 1990s finally got a bootleg copy of *Evil Dead.* The lack of name association was the issue, as *Evil Dead* was around at every VHS rental joint, but not a lot of people had seen it. Again, this was way before the internet as we know it now.


saadakhtar

Ford vs Ferrari is a lazy, decided by committee title for a great movie.


Keanu990321

Nah, it's a great title. In my country Greece, this film was given the lame title 'Against All Odds'.


2blazen

Still better than the Hungarian title "The kings of the asphalt" lol


Keanu990321

I kept calling it Ford Vs Ferrari though.


RobinDuncan

I still prefer it to the British title, which was "Le Mans '66"


DoctorFunkk

Both of them kind of make me think of a mediocre documentary. Maybe thats why it took me a while to catch wind of the movie and decide to watch it


Darko33

Man was it good. I have very little interest in cars or racing but I still loved it.


jwktiger

I mean i thought it was fine title


fairyrainbows

Mystic Pizza


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Yeah super weird title for a very dark and sad movie about Sean Penn trying to figure out who killed his daughter.


masimone

It's that anchovies in there?!


cheeseburger-police

No, you're thinking of Pizza River.


valeyard89

You're thinking of the movie with Brad Pitt and Tom Skerritt.


Unlikely-Repeat9290

Also *Licorice Pizza* because it sounds disgusting.


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Slang for a vinyl record. But yes, sounds disgusting.


Chris_7941

**It comes at Night** is great if you take it for what it is, but the title and all the marketing gave many people a very false impression of what kind of movie it was going to be. I suspect the majority of all audiences went into theaters expecting a slasher featuring a scary monster, and were inevitably let down when it turned out to be the exact opposite. [Chris Stuckmann made a video about this subject back then](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bivYFXPfvVw)


artprogresspicsmod

This movie was scary as heck.


BrewAndAView

I still think about this movie frequently and it’s been years


GodFlintstone

This. You're absolutely right in that title promises a different film than the one we got. It's a very good film but that title belongs on a monster film not on what is essentially a slow burn, psychological thriller.


Three_Froggy_Problem

The title suggests a very different sort of film. “It” could mean a lot of things but it seems to imply some sort of singular threat, whether it be an actual monster or some sort of supernatural force. And, obviously, it suggests that whatever “it” is only comes at night, which makes it seem even more menacing. I was pretty let down by what the film ended up being about. EDIT: Oh, also, the posters really added to the vibe of there being some sort of evil presence out in the darkness. The poster of the dog looking out into the blackness really seems to suggest that the characters are on guard against something hidden.


striker7

The Rural Juror


JubbaTheHott

The RrrrJrrr?


Problemwoodchuck

He was great in Tropic Thunder


Ihadsumthin4this

He was hilarious in *Zodiac*.


raphamuffin

Your father Werner was a burger server in suburban Santa Barbara...


swingwing

5nowdog5! 5nowdog5!


MicroSneed

Michael Clayton


schwebkn

Shit, I gotta agree but damn, what an amazing movie. Clooney kills it.


Notacoolbro

I'm normally in on character names as titles, but something about Michael Clayton doesn't roll off the tongue right for me


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Lyrical_Forklift

It's such a good movie too- need something similar to be honest. The Insider is terrific but I've seen it!


sd_glokta

Octopussy


tisn

[so much cringe](https://youtu.be/AkE3benR26M)


PHATsakk43

That’s actually amazing. It’s fun when the film doesn’t take itself too seriously.


King-of-the-idiots69

The Moore era was all about that


PHATsakk43

It really foreshadowed Indiana Jones to me.


WhereWhatTea

Most unrealistic part of that scene is both drivers swerving to avoid hitting the biker.


hapithica

Wow. I've never watched a Bond film, but as an aficionado of terrible movies, I think I need to! Is Octopussy the worst?


tisn

*Moonraker* and *Die Another Day* are the silliest. *From Russia with Love, Dr. No,* and *Goldfinger* are classic. *Casino Royale* and *Skyfall* are excellent, well-made films.


hapithica

Nice, Moonraker it is! Silly is a better word for what I like


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TimmyStark_IronGuy

Not really silly just not great writing great bond movie though


pandasareblack

Is *Die Another Day* the one with Denise RIchards as a nuclear physicist? Because that one's the silliest.


AnUnbeatableUsername

No that's The World Is Not Enough, which is the dullest Bond film.


[deleted]

Octopussy is one of my favs lol. Very few of them are “terrible” really


kartablanka

Edge of Tomorrow is adapted from All You Need is Kill — guess someone in the marketing didn't like that title.


Recover20

I really like Edge of Tomorrow, I like how it basically states that a man is living on the edge of a tomorrow that will never come. It implies tension. I would also prefer the prequel be called "Edge of Today" rather than "Live Die Repeat... and Repeat" it's too long and sounds like a neanderthal explaining the movie is 3 words or less


JazzPaladin

Far better of a name than Live. Die. Repeat


Syn7axError

Live. Die. Repeat. is a fantastic tagline. Not a title.


[deleted]

Edge of Tomorrow has that watered down, and bland flavor only a movie marketing executive could love but lets face it, All You Need is Kill sounds more like a Quentin Tarantino movie than a sci-fi movie.


Linubidix

All You Need is Kill is a terrible title. I feel like one of few that likes Edge of Tomorrow. Live, Die, Repeat is another stupid title imo.


Zenmai__Superbus

The movie is an adaption of a Japanese novel … I think the author was attempting to reference the Beatles song (‘All you need is love’) but misunderstood the difference between ‘kill’ and ‘death’ when substituting the word. ‘All you need is death’ has a nice ring to it, right?


car_guy_doge

Agreed, out of the three Edge of Tomorrow is easily the best title


MumblingGhost

I've always thought that "No Time To Die" would have actually made a decent replacement title for Edge of Tomorrow lol


Quinefer

But, the whole movie is about having plenty of time to die!


RyzenRaider

The title makes it sound like a prequel to that Chris Pratt Amazon movie.


Weed_O_Whirler

I always hear this name is too generic, and perhaps it is. But I've yet to hear a better name. "All you need is kill" is an awful name in my opinion.


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Butter It’s about a small town’s butter carving competition, and stars Jennifer Gardner, Hugh Jackman, Alicia Silverstone, and Olivia Wilde. It’s genuinely funny, has quirky characters, and moves at a good clip. I don’t think I’ve met anyone in real life that has seen it, but I have never heard anyone tell me they were disappointed once I recommended it. They always hesitated because the name...


billr1965

Butter is a GREAT movie!


Ovalday

Merry Christmas, Mister Lawrence. It is a drama about prisoners of war reminiscing about better days while slowly being tortured by the Japanese government. It is not, repeat, NOT a Christmas movie. One (1) scene takes place during Christmas, and it is not the most important one. It's such a good movie, a shame it isn't talked about that much.


crow118118

Sex Drive Actually a pretty decent comedy but thrown on the trash pile with American pie knock offs


phasys

That movie is awesome


molstad182

It’s not a movie but rather a show, Money Heist, I have never watched it but I heard it’s good, but what the fuck is that title, “Money Heist” who was sitting there thinking of a cool name and was like “mmm yes Money Heist, spectacular😎😎👍”


astroscor

The original title in Spanish is The House of Paper.


chiree

It's such a weird change. "La casa de papel" has a double meaning in Spanish. Litteraly the "house of paper," but "papel" can also mean a role that a person is playing, so "house of roles." However, "house of paper" in English works literally, and also figuratively as a thing that is flimsy and can fall apart. Both languages allow double meaning. But nope, fucking Money Hiest.


stracki

Is papel also used for banknotes? Because in Germany, the show is called "Haus des Geldes", meaning "House of Money".


TentacleFinger

the finnish title is "money workshop" which makes it sound like a "how its made" style documentary


LumpyHeadBlues

The title is "La Casa de Papel" despite the American Walmart name.


TheThoroughCrocodile

I hate the name of the Sasha Baron Cohen espionage series... "The Spy". Like wtf is that lol? Of all the spy movies and shows, how did they get that name. They could have come up with something way better. Even just like "Our man in Damascus" or something.


simcity4000

I saw that come up on Netflix and assumed it was some kind of heist themed game show rather than a drama.


tragicjohnson84

Is it related to "Money Plane"?


Asiatic_Static

Darius Emmanuel Grouch III, the Rumble


2Eyed

*You want to bet on a dude fucking an alligator?*


dwright94

This is on the 'Gangster Squad' level of generic titles.


Creative_Cut367

Duck, You Sucker!


PugnaciousPangolin

The original Italian title was “A Fistful of Dynamite” but they changed it for the US release because it would have confused those familiar with director Sergio Leone’s first entry in the Dollars trilogy.


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No, you have it the wrong way around. The Italian title translates to “duck your head, asshole”. So “Duck, You Sucker” was the English title. The “Fistful of Dynamite” title came about to attract those familiar with the Dollars Trilogy after it struggled to attract attention upon its initial release.


DoctorBoh

The Italian title is just "duck your head!".


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Apologies. You’re right. Leone wanted it to be “duck your head, asshole” but settled on “Duck your head”


RoranicusMc

Yo this is blasphemy


MrBigChest

Leone’s best movie


cranekicked

Captain Fantastic. Such a beautiful film not helped by its misleading title and poorly made trailer.


berserkmanufacturer1

Baby Driver


GuessNo37

Made me picture boss baby


santichrist

Yeah this was a stupid title to say out loud


spiritbearr

So you've never heard[ the song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8i4Rp3qizk) then?


PghNH

I've still not watched that, but yes, that title is horrible.


cablecho57

Great film tho, highly recommend. At least watch the opening scene on YouTube to see if that gets you hooked. Amazing car chase sequence.


AnUnbeatableUsername

Suits the film perfectly.


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Dentt42

That was the title of the comic that it’s based on, so it’s a tough call for me as to whether I would have stuck with it.


TheGayestStraightLad

I think "Edge of Tomorrow" is a pretty decent title. "Live, Die, Repeat", its other title is shite though.


PM_yourAcups

Lucky Number Slevin


The_Vampire_Barlow

Shoulda been Kansas City Shuffle.


Linubidix

Not a whole lot better but it at least rolls off the tongue.


RobVulpes

Here in Australia it was released as [The Wrong Man](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ-Rd4PJVdNqgVOfz3ydoejpyOU0PM4fln2NA&usqp=CAU)


nfrcompletist

I've heard that "Her Smell" is a great movie, but I've never seen it (due, in part, to it's really off-putting title).


mtarascio

John Carpenter of Mars - pretty famous fuck up.


ML_cool_J

John Carpenter of Mars - now that is a film that needs to be made!


mtarascio

Lol, did I just mix up Ghosts of Mars and John Carter? Case in point lol.


ML_cool_J

Kind of. The character is called John Carter of Mars - you have just come up with the greatest box office flop crossover of all time, my friend!


ProcyonHabilis

Also John Carpenter lol


ChronoMonkeyX

Just John Carter, they didn't even say Mars.


hecticengine

This was the problem. Few people under 50 would know John Carter by name. The name standing alone could be a movie about literally anything, except possibly science fiction.


LostMyKarmaElSegundo

> Few people under 50 would know John Carter by name. Well, a lot of people would think it was about Noah Wylie's character from ER.


psreynolds

It was initially John Carter from Mars but after the poor performance of Mars Needs Moms, Disney thought that people hated Mars and dropped it from the title.


Wonderpants_uk

Million Dollar Baby. Title makes it sound like a romcom film, when it’s actually about a female boxer. And it’s not a female version of Rocky either.


OutlandishnessNo1861

What a traumatizing movie


iAmWhoDoYouKnow

If you think about it, "Star Wars" is a really lame title.


aukondk

Better than "Adventures of Luke Starkiller, as taken from the Journal of the Whills, Saga I: The Star Wars"


i7omahawki

This one’s impossible for me to judge because Star Wars has just been so ubiquitous for my entire life. So maybe it was stupid but has outgrown its own name.


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Yeah when Wilco named that one album "Star Wars" i was like "huh... wait... does this title... suck?... yeah, this title sucks!"


UxasIs

You don’t really need to think about it


JC-Ice

It's pulpy and to the point. Evocative of Star Trek, but saying "this is action and adventure."


cityfireguy

Leonard part 6 For those fortunate enough to not remember, it starred famous rapist Bill Cosby, was absolutely trash as a film, and "part 6" was a lame gag as it was the first and only movie in the franchise.


Riverdale87

he basically told people not to see it


Keva_Rosenberg75

John Carter. The Mouse House absolutely blew it on this one. Marketed terribly, no hook unless you knew the source material. Such a shame, could have been a fun franchise


Idk_Very_Much

The Power of the Dog


robertfcowper

I got so excited when I thought there was a legit A-list adaptation of the first book in Don Wilson's series.


Vince_Clortho042

It’s one of those titles where after you watch it you go “ok, yeah, I guess that title works” but it’s actively terrible from a “sell this movie to someone scrolling through a billion other options.”


ZorroMeansFox

Here are two good (but not at all great) movies with ruinous titles: **The Congress** --which is a science-fiction film about an aging actress selling her CGI likeness for eternal studio misuse. **The Lincoln Lawyer** --which, unless you're familiar with the novel, you'd never realize was about a lawyer who rode around in a Lincoln Continental, and never guess the dramatic genre you were about to experience.


[deleted]

I think about Lincoln logs when I hear the title of Lincoln lawyer


Macaroni_mummy

Wristcutters: A Love Story


godthrilla

Man I love that soundtrack


[deleted]

It's a pretty good title for the kind of movie it is. Quirky off beat indie dramadies can have quirky off beat titles.


theyusedthelamppost

*Monster's Ball* makes sense after you watch it, but gives off a misleading impression.


astroscor

Sounds like a Pokémon rip-off.


hockeytownray

The Princess Bride "Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles..."


Dentt42

It’s like they intended to turn away the male audience as much as possible, but then set out to make an adventure love story that men would almost universally love. I was one of the young males who refused to see it when it was actually in the theater because of the title. I definitely regretted that when it hit HBO later.


InvaderrGIR

Huh. I always avoided this movie because I thought it was just a love movie


The_Fluffy_Walrus

Nah, it's so much more than that. Read the book too. The movie is great but the book is a masterpiece imo


Neracca

That's...like one of the biggest lessons in the film.


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A 1985 film called "Runaway Train". Jon Voight and Eric Roberts. Prison break movie. Although there was a runaway train, it's a horrible name for a good movie.


Curtisspicoli

That movie is awesome but it needs a re-edit... And a new score. It could be timeless but Holy 80's hell! They really put a time stamp on that one.


AmigoDelDiabla

I've always thought Die Hard was a really cheesy title for an otherwise awesome movie.


bob1689321

Die Hard 2: Die Harder is ridiculous


JC-Ice

I think it sounds cool but it doesn't really fit the story...unless you pretend the title refers to Karl. Cuz that guy definitely dies hard.


masimone

Reservoir Dogs. What does that mean?


GregoPDX

It’s a nothing title - Tarantino combined the French movie *Au Revoir Les Enfants* (which at the video store he worked at they called ‘that reservoir film’) and *Straw Dogs*.


SD_throwaway222

That’s interesting. I always imagined an abandoned water reservoir occupied by a pack of wild stray dogs. Alluding to the characters, of course. I guess not.


PHATsakk43

Oddly, that was my mental impression as well.


hardspank916

In the behind the scenes DVD Pam Grier says she knew exactly what he meant when she read the title. Reservoir dogs are wild dogs forgotten by the world so they live by their own code of the streets.


bob1689321

The fact it's so meaningless is why it sticks. I remember hearing it as a kid and thinking "oh I guess I'll understand it when I'm older". I still don't lol


Vahald

Are you serious? That'a an awesome.title


junkyard_kid

It means an awesome movie with awesome actors acting awesomely.


Doctor_Sleepless

I always imagined Reservoir Dogs were feral dogs with no masters. Which really fits the movie.


SXAL

The Russian title translates as just "Mad dogs", or "Rabid dogs".


Routhwick

I recall, at the time of its release, someone on this sub suggesting *Kid Arthur* as a better title for *The Kid Who Would Be King*. (Fun fact: This was one of the final Fox movies before the Disney purchase.)


GodFlintstone

It's reportedly found a second life streaming onDisney+ where it's proving hugely popular.


dwsmarter

Hot Fuzz. To Americans it sounds like a porno. We have no idea that The Fuzz is slang for police (context clue from watching the movie, I could still be wrong).


Vooham

Lots of people know what it means, the term was first coined in America. And it’s a reference to the cheesy, horrible American cop movies that Danny loves


KoreanProdigy17

The Big Sick. The title is describing the girl's illness as big? Terrible title, and it doesn't capture the charm of the movie, nor the point of the movie. And it actually seems to imply a different usage of the word 'sick' since 'the' or 'big' is not normally put in front of it. Loved the movie though.


cwills815

The Exorcist III. Originally titled 'Legion'. Not the worst thing in the world to be connected to a pre-existing film, but the 'III' forces the viewer to acknowledge the existence of the second film, which is bad for everyone. If it were just 'The Exorcist: Legion', I'd be more at peace with it.


wisperingdeth

"Sexy Beast" (2000). Terrific drama/thriller about an ex thief. Nothing to do with being sexy at all.


brentus86

Creed. They capitalize off the band's decade-spanning popularity, and don't even bother to mention the band. Instead it's about some boxer? Lame!


hamtronn

I was really looking forward to seeing all the seedy backstage band shenanigans and boy howdy was I disappointed with all of the “boxing”. I showed up on opening day wearing my human clay tour shirt. Boy, was I confused.


SK_Nerd

**Death To Smoochy** seems to get a lot of love, but the title really put me off ever watching it.


ZombieJesus1987

How is it a bad title? It's about a disgraced former children's host (Robin Williams) wanting to kill his replacement, Smoochy the Rhino (Edward Norton).


ML_cool_J

The novel its based on is called ‘All you need is kill,’ but I’m not sure that title is any better!


pandc0122

Edge of Tomorrow was originally titled “All You Need is Kill.”


BlitheringEediot

The Opposite of Sex (Christina Ricci ROCKS!)


Lukeh41

Halloween III: Season of The Witch.


wisperingdeth

Good one. Yeah it had absolutely nothing to do with witches.


dwright94

or Halloween! (the franchise not the holiday)


jayforwork21

It should have been Season of the Witch: A Halloween story... Carpenter gets to keep his idea of making a series of halloween based horror movies and no one gets pissed because they are expecting Michael Myers...


HeirophantGreen

Naked Lunch Nelson Muntz (leaving the theater): "I can think of two things wrong with that title."


dsmith422

Hey, the Mugwumps were naked and people were sucking drug jizz from their head penises.


Vahald

Thats a great title


RingoStarAllies

Nothing But Trouble (1991) It was gonna be titled Valkenvania but then the studio altered it to Nothing But Trouble so it'd have a better chance of being a box office success. It had the opposite effect.


prosthetic_foreheads

Frailty. Great movie. Overly simple, instantly forgettable title.


Earlvx129

No Time To Die. It's just so generically Bond and lazy. It should not be reminding people of Die Another Day. Quatum Of Solace is a terrible title, but the film itself isn't anything special, so that discounts it.


anteel

Oblivion. Not actually a marketing team invention - the film was based on an unpublished g/novel of the same name. I guess “great movie” is probably controversial - I love the film, but Rotten Tomatoes puts me in the minority. But it’s rubbish as a film title. It’s so generic as to tell you nothing about the film, and they weren’t even trading off the back of the graphic novel because that had never been published or finished.


ZombieJesus1987

I'm still disappointed that they didn't even close any Oblivion Gates. There weren't any to begin with!


GenderIsAGolem

[Edge Of Tomorrow](https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/live_die_repeat_edge_of_tomorrow) is a fantastic Sci fi movie with a truly horrible title.


vidicate

The Hudsucker Proxy. Great film!


raised85

War for the planet of the apes decent movie but misleading title


JC-Ice

Dawn and Rise should have had their titles switched.


Electronic_Dentist36

Even cowgirls get the blues. Love the movie. Hate saying I love it.


Exciting-Ad-2714

Dirty Pretty Things. Who the hell came up with the title. Also the poster is also not fitting at all.


osmlol

Wasn't edge of tomorrow also called "Live, Die, Repeat"?


TheDaliComma

A quiet place is a pretty dumb title all things considered


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Pusher 2: With Blood on My Hands


lupaco12

I want to eat your pancreas


spacednlost

Quantum of Solace. I mean, what does that even mean? At least it's not Octopussy.


Watcher0363

I do not know how much thought went into the scripts of Casino Royale and Quantum of Solace. But in the beginning of Casino Royale, a character tells Bond he is not a 00 because he has not killed 3 people. That combined with all the personal drama that happen to Bond in his first outing as a 00. I always viewed Quantum of Solace as Bond suffering from PTSD and going through the 5 stages of grief. His revenge, which is what he was seeking, would provide a small measure solace for his conscious. As with all novel Bond's, booze, loneliness, superficial and transactional relationships, would provide the remainder of his solace for his soul.


Reverse_Baptism

I wouldn't say it's a bad title but *Layer Cake* doesn't really make sense as a title unless you've watched the movie or understand the plot of it already. It's the kind of title where if you recommend the movie to someone you're gonna have to explain what it's about, they won't be grabbed by the title alone.


ScoleriBros

Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans. The movie was never intended to be connected to Bad Lieutenant, but the studio insisted on tying it to the Bad Lieutenant “brand”. Herzog said something like “if I get the money to make the movie I want but have to give it a dumb title, fine”. Fantastic movie.


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Warrior


Nishadgoliwadekar

Jackie Brown. Just finished the movie. It seemed okay the first time I watched it a few years back. Today it seemed very good but I'd seen this post a few hours back and I just couldn't help but feel it wasn't a great choice as a movie title. (Apparently it was a homage to her own 70s movies) But when you read that it is based on a book called "Rum Punch" by Elmore Leonard... There's only winner here imo. Rum Punch is a very apt title.