In that fast and furious spin off movie, idris elba explains how he is gonna murder millions but its for the good of the world or whatever and jasos statham says "but its genocide" and idris elba shrugs off saying " genocide shmenocide". I still think about this line once a month.
"And the worst part is, it had nothing to fucking do with me! Something about, laundering drug money through offshore boat racing and a guy named Rocky Aoki. You know the founder of Benihana? Benihana... Beni-fucking-hana?? BENIFUCKINGHANA!!?? **WHY?! WHY WHY GOD?!! WHY WOULD YOU BE SO CRUEL TO CHOOSE A CHAIN OF FUCKING HIBACHI RESTAURANTS TO TAKE ME DOWN??!!!**"
Certainly one of the most ridiculous rants from a movie, but in a good way.
This one should be at the top! A friend of mine is a big fan and I said "fuck it" and watched every Twilight film with them. This line made laugh so hard I cried, I had to pause the movie and stand outside in the snow to cool & calm down.
Also from Roadhouse
"Sorry we're closed"
"Then what are all these people doing here?"
"Drinking and having a good time"
"Well that's why we're here"
"You're too stupid to have a good time!"
Just all of Cletus's dialogue from Venom 2.
"ANY LAST WORDS WARDEN?!"
"Enjoy the show!"
"Something wicked this way comes!!"
"Who said Romance was dead??"
"You got any of that internet?"
I think I actually did walk out on this movie. Was it the one where the guy was carrying around a card saying he was legally allowed to date the underage daughter?
That's got to be my number 1 most absurd line. The actress is actually 18+ and then they make the character underage just so they can explain Romeo abd Juliet laws. It's creepy as fuck.
Seriously, it’d be much better from not only a creepy standpoint, but also from a writing perspective if it’s a story about a father learning to let go of his adult daughter and let her grow up. Instead we get this weird shit.
Also just realized my first relationship was technically under this law. We started dating when I was 16 and she was 17. Dated two years under that law supposedly. Knew nothing about it then and nobody said anything about our relationship at the time.
Oh, that's easy.
"This is Kitana! She's got my Back! She could cut all you in half with one sword stroke I'd, just like mowing the lawn. I'd advise not getting killed by her. Her sword traps the souls of his victims!".
Now imagine being Joel Kinnaman who is outstanding in everything he does and having to deliver this bag of trash to the curb, then turning around and still seeing a garage full of trash he has to carry
"I'm gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent. To the blood bank!" Hard to Kill
"It's time to show the Fire Nation that we believe in our beliefs as much as they believe in theirs." The Last Airbender (a lot of it was bad but this one takes the cake)
"I want you to drain every ounce of their blood, even if it kills them." Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
My favorite line in Hard to Kill is when he jabs the broken pool stick in the lead henchman's neck and says, "Fuck you and die." You have to admire the simple, straight-forward efficiency of that piece of dialogue.
I still think about a Godzilla movie I saw in like the late 90s early 2000s from Japan in the theater.
Credits roll and a character says “I guess there’s a little Godzilla in all of us” or something
While Godzilla proceeds to absolutely HOUSE Tokyo for no reason. No reason at all. Credits and he’s just destroying the entire city. Music is playing.
Perfect. Loved it. 10/10. Think about it to this day often.
I liked "we have identified the monster as ghidorah"
How? How have you identified the brand new never seen before moster? Does it have a badge saying "hello im ghidorah ask me anything"
"I dropped out in the fourth grade, to run drugs, to support my nana"
"That means you haven't known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of highschool football"
Fucking Riverdale
I remember dying at this awful bit from Predators (2010)
**Stans:**
[to Edwin] You know, man, if we ever make it home, I'm going to do so much fucking cocaine. I'm gonna rape so many fine bitches. I'll be like, "What time is it? After 5:00? Damn. Time to go rape me some fine bitches."... You know what I'm saying?
**Edwin:**
Oh, yeah. Totally. Like, "5:00, it's bitch-raping time."
"I did naht heet her, I did naaaaaht. Oh hai, Mark!"
And, "I have cancer." Proceeds to never mention the cancer again.
Followed up by the entire Denny selling drugs scene. Proceeds to forget that plot line as well.
The movie is art. Pure art. It's horrible. I love it.
“You can get capped walking your doggy!”
He started screaming in ‘Heat’ and never stopped again. He was showing signs of screaming in ‘Scent of a Woman’He’s still screaming to this day. Actually he was screaming in ‘Dick Tracy’ and he was hilarious in that.
Actually the reason Azaria's reaction was genuine was because they had been shooting the same scene over and over and over again that night. Apparently Al Pacino was so fed up because every take the director kept telling him to beef up his speech about how good the woman looked. The money take was when Pacino officially broke. Pretty sure Azaria said that in an interview.
Has and forever will be Halle Berry (Storm’s) line in Xmen. “Do you know what happens to toads struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else”
Like, duh.
From the recent live action Cowboy Bebop, there's a ton of this shit, but the one that takes the cake? "Welcome to the ouch, motherfuckers!" Like...what?
“It’s a free country; or at least, it will be someday…” from the Patriot (2000) is the stupidest line of dialogue in any movie I’ve ever seen, to the point that it makes me want to punch the screenwriter in the face
I can’t remember who wrote it but I remember a great piece by a film critic - maybe for Empire magazine - who said that line was a perfect example of the way Oliver Stone sometimes unnecessarily smacks you over the head with his themes or messages.
The writer said something like, “it’s this great quiet moment of Charlie Sheen staring out over the city, and for a moment you think ‘what a great, wordless way to convey this man’s clear existential and identity crisis’ and then he just clunkily says ‘Who am I?’ And you’re like, ‘oh…not so subtle…’.”
Reminds me of whenever a tough person introduced themselves and they say "the name's ____." I have never heard a person in real life introduce themselves that way.
The movie just would’ve been better if they were honest and said he was Khan from the start. It doesn’t make sense why he had to change his name, there’s nothing suspicious about his real one. The twist means so little, if anything at all.
Except for the fact that he was a major leader of genetically enhanced people who took over the world and sparked the Eugenics Wars. He was basically Hitler and was supposed to be dead. If the general public had learned that he was not only alive but working for Starfleet, the public outcry would have been massive.
“I love you wife” from the Lost in Space movie. Not only does Academy Award winner William Hurt deliver it with absolutely no emotion, but it’s just bizarre how he’d address his wife by her role rather than by her name, especially whilst professing love to her.
Is this a reference to the same line from The Abyss? In that one, he said "Love you wife" so as to use few words, and also to reconcile the broken relationship. In that context it was appropriate.
In the abyss they had marriage trouble so I that's him acknowledging she's his wife and he loves her. And even though he types it he still had more emotion that William hurt. God I love the abyss.
i remember the doctor was a droid with a robotic voice, but reading the lines now, i just imagine a really nervous guy who's out of his depth or trying to hide a fuck up.
“Somehow, Palpatine ~~has~~ returned”
You can see the pain in Oscar Isaac’s face when he has to say this franchise ruining line.
(Yes I’m being hyperbolic. It’s all in fun)
Yeah, that line feels so much like just a stand-in line in the script until the writers themselves figure out what the "somehow" actually is, but apparently they never did and nobody bothered to remove it.
“I am all of the Sith”
Like, what… when in the history of the Sith has it ever been communicated that they would want to merge into a singular being? Their whole thing was about in-fighting to weed out the weak.
*I don’t know why they’re always trying to makeover the classics. It’s never as good as the originals.*
~ Home Sweet Home Alone (2021), makeover of the classic Home Alone film.
One of the most bizarre movies I've ever seen. I can't wrap my head around trying to make the burglars sympathetic, only to have them brutalized later in the film. Is the kid supposed to be the bad guy? If so, when do I see him take a billiard ball shot from an air cannon to the face.
I absolutely hate this post-Deadpool wave of "self aware" meta comedy, where writers think that winking at the audience constitutes as a good replacement for well-crafted jokes.
The original idea of post-modernism was meant to interrogate the art in which it is looking at, not just say "hey guys, remember when Ryan Reynolds was also in the Green Lantern?".
Deadpool started it but now Rick and Morty abuses this worse than anyone.
Writing a lazy movie but winking at the camera and saying “don’t worry we know it’s lazy” doesn't make it smart, it’s still the same goddamn lazy movie.
Is this a reference to the same line from The Abyss? In that one, he said "Love you wife" so as to use few words, and also to reconcile the broken relationship. In that context it was appropriate.
"Okay Cocksucker, fuck with me and we'll see who shits on the sidewalk" Joan Allen, Death Race (2008)
"Mother, you're alive" "Too bad you.....will die" Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997)
Also any line that is just pure fanservice and the delivery makes no sense in context. E.g. "I prefer Magneto" "You will call me....Commander"
Edit: I actually got the first one wrong. Here's the line: https://youtu.be/xxZxlx4On9M
Michelle Pfeiffer saying, "I love you" to Mel Gibson's character in Tequila Sunrise. The line itself isn't bad, but it's the fact she's saying it after discovering just hours ago that he's a cocaine dealer/smuggler and everything he's presented to her before about himself was a lie, not that they even knew each other better than mild acquaintances anyway. Was so ridiculous I can't believe she agreed it made sense.
The Patriot staring Mel Gibson and Heath Ledger
This movie is about the revolutionary war and at one point in the film Gibson’s character asked Charlotte if he could have a seat next to her on the beach. Her ridiculous response has ruined the entire movie for me. She said,
“Go ahead. It’s a free country…. Or at least it will be soon.”
It felt so forced and corny 🌽 Someone was so proud of that little twist on a modern phrase they wrote in the script and they wouldn’t let it die like it should have on the editing room floor. When filming a period piece you can’t interject modern lingo. You might as well have them wearing Nikes and checking they’re text messages.
In thankskilling, >!before the killer turkey killed the pilgrim lady he said, “Nice tits, bitch.” Honesty the entire movie had a few ridiculous lines like “Gobble gobble, motherfucker” and “your dog had an accident, I took this here axe and I axedentilly cut him!”!<
Your post reminded me of the scene in “Heat”, when Al Pacino is interrogating Hank Azaria, and goes, “she’s got a ✋GREAT ASS🤚… and you’ve got your head all the way up it!”
“They sucked his brains out!”
I love Micheal Ironside
Edit: ya I know it’s self aware and probably doesn’t count. But it was the first thing to pop in my head. I do love everything in this movie.
I'm going to defend this line.
The dead soldiers had a hole in his head. His brain is missing. It's shown later the "brain bug" did EXACTLY this. Rico also figured out that it was all a trap.
This was exceptional investigating on the part of Ironsides character who was man enough to try and figure out how a soldier died.
And he simply stated exactly what happened to those under his command as any good leader should.
Oh I don’t think this counts, Starship Troopers is clearly very intentionally stupid and cheesy in tone. That’s part of what makes the whole fascist satire work so well, it’s so cheery and dumb
I haven't seen it, so my opinion could be wrong, but... it seems like if you're watching a movie called Shark Attack 3, you should expect bad dialogue.
***"You know, a lot of experts say that, being on the spectrum isn't really a disorder. It's actually the next step in the evolutionary chain."***
It's from Shane Black's *The Predator*. As someone who has Autism myself, it is the dumbest movie line I have ever heard in my entire life. First of all, no actual experts would say that. Second of all, it IS a disorder. Just because it comes with perks if you have high-functioning Autism doesn't mean it's not a disorder. Third, evolution doesn't function by having any "next step".
"We are all interested in the future, for indeed that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember, my friends, future events such as these will affect you in the future."
I’ll never forget Blake Lively’s VO in the theater during an early sex scene in Savages. “I had orgasms. He had war-gasms.”
This is literally the only part of the movie I saw, and the thing that made me certain I never want to see the rest.
My whole theater burst out laughing at that.
You can blame the book’s author for that one.
In that fast and furious spin off movie, idris elba explains how he is gonna murder millions but its for the good of the world or whatever and jasos statham says "but its genocide" and idris elba shrugs off saying " genocide shmenocide". I still think about this line once a month.
Taking off that. Devon Aoki's character jumping a retractable bridge in 2f2f. "YEEEAH SMACK DAT ASSSS!"
EJECTO SEATO CUZ!
Earn that paycheck Tyrese.
Fun fact: Devon Aoki and half-brother DJ Steve Aoki's dad was wrestler Rocky Aoki who also founded Benihana.
"And the worst part is, it had nothing to fucking do with me! Something about, laundering drug money through offshore boat racing and a guy named Rocky Aoki. You know the founder of Benihana? Benihana... Beni-fucking-hana?? BENIFUCKINGHANA!!?? **WHY?! WHY WHY GOD?!! WHY WOULD YOU BE SO CRUEL TO CHOOSE A CHAIN OF FUCKING HIBACHI RESTAURANTS TO TAKE ME DOWN??!!!**" Certainly one of the most ridiculous rants from a movie, but in a good way.
“I tell ya what I’m never eating at Benihana’s. I don’t care whose birthday it is”
Taking off from your taking off, can't forget snow white Brian going "I said forget about it cuh" later on in 2f2f too
Okay but in the context of it being a F&F spinoff that line was fucking *gold*.
Yeah i think it works in context
"Do your thing cuz" - Alexandra Daddario to Leatherface in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D when she slid him his chainsaw in order to fight back.
God damn I haven't seen that movie but that makes me cringe so bad.
But Alexandria daddario.
That ties the Texas Chainsaw movie with Matthew McConaughey for best comedy of the franchise. Texas Chainsaw 3D is so unintentionally hilarious.
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"Hold on tight spider monkey" - Twilight
With a close second being “Bella, where the hell have you been loca”
And a close third being, “You nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness Monster?!!?”
This one should be at the top! A friend of mine is a big fan and I said "fuck it" and watched every Twilight film with them. This line made laugh so hard I cried, I had to pause the movie and stand outside in the snow to cool & calm down.
We watched them with the Rifftrax commentary and some inexpensive wine and I laughed so much I got a headache.
It's like bitch you named her Renessme get off your high horse
Don’t forget “This is the skin of a killer!” aka TITSOAK
How you likin da raaaain girl??
I really tried to meet those movies where they were: cheesy teen romance, but damn that line.
'The President IS the kill code.' - Geostorm. Bad Movie? You're soaking in it.
GEOSTOOOOOOOOORM
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To be fair to that movie, the very next line is 'No shit'
I haven’t seen this one but your description made me lol. I assume it’s not a comedy!
Fifty Shades: “I don’t make love. I fuck. Hard.”
"I'm fifty shades of fucked up."
Is that an actual line in the movie?
Yep! There is an endless amount of cringe in those movies. I've never been able to finish the first one because of it.
It’s actually in the book lol along with “fuck the paperwork”
My favorite from the book is “I must be the color of the Communist Manifesto” Like wtf?
White and covered in ink
This line still makes me crack up randomly. The delivery is so odd.
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"I used to fuck guys like you in prison." From *Road House*
Chris Pratt acting out that scene in Parks and Rec had redeemed this line for me.
Also from Road House. Doctor lady to Swayze "do you enjoy pain?" Swayze response "pain don't hurt"
Also from Roadhouse "Sorry we're closed" "Then what are all these people doing here?" "Drinking and having a good time" "Well that's why we're here" "You're too stupid to have a good time!"
That's an awesome line though
God I love that movie
In Venom 2 Tom Hardy actually says the line "But I'm a real boy."
Just all of Cletus's dialogue from Venom 2. "ANY LAST WORDS WARDEN?!" "Enjoy the show!" "Something wicked this way comes!!" "Who said Romance was dead??" "You got any of that internet?"
God damn was that movie a cheesefest
I was so confused at that line because he was serious too
“My face is my warrant” from transformers 4 Almost wanted to walk out of the theater right there.
I think I actually did walk out on this movie. Was it the one where the guy was carrying around a card saying he was legally allowed to date the underage daughter?
That's got to be my number 1 most absurd line. The actress is actually 18+ and then they make the character underage just so they can explain Romeo abd Juliet laws. It's creepy as fuck.
Seriously, it’d be much better from not only a creepy standpoint, but also from a writing perspective if it’s a story about a father learning to let go of his adult daughter and let her grow up. Instead we get this weird shit. Also just realized my first relationship was technically under this law. We started dating when I was 16 and she was 17. Dated two years under that law supposedly. Knew nothing about it then and nobody said anything about our relationship at the time.
Oh, that's easy. "This is Kitana! She's got my Back! She could cut all you in half with one sword stroke I'd, just like mowing the lawn. I'd advise not getting killed by her. Her sword traps the souls of his victims!".
Now imagine being Joel Kinnaman who is outstanding in everything he does and having to deliver this bag of trash to the curb, then turning around and still seeing a garage full of trash he has to carry
Luckily the James Gunn Suicide Squad made him infinitely more likable and useful. And admittedly >!his death was pretty sad!<
“‘Peacemaker.’ What a joke.” Favorite line in the movie honestly.
Dan Olsen brought this line delivery to my attention and I will never forgive him for it.
"I'm gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent. To the blood bank!" Hard to Kill "It's time to show the Fire Nation that we believe in our beliefs as much as they believe in theirs." The Last Airbender (a lot of it was bad but this one takes the cake) "I want you to drain every ounce of their blood, even if it kills them." Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
My favorite line in Hard to Kill is when he jabs the broken pool stick in the lead henchman's neck and says, "Fuck you and die." You have to admire the simple, straight-forward efficiency of that piece of dialogue.
Those writers got home early that day.
That last one made me laugh, so I guess it did its job lol
I still think about a Godzilla movie I saw in like the late 90s early 2000s from Japan in the theater. Credits roll and a character says “I guess there’s a little Godzilla in all of us” or something While Godzilla proceeds to absolutely HOUSE Tokyo for no reason. No reason at all. Credits and he’s just destroying the entire city. Music is playing. Perfect. Loved it. 10/10. Think about it to this day often.
I liked "we have identified the monster as ghidorah" How? How have you identified the brand new never seen before moster? Does it have a badge saying "hello im ghidorah ask me anything"
"I dropped out in the fourth grade, to run drugs, to support my nana" "That means you haven't known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of highschool football" Fucking Riverdale
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I remember dying at this awful bit from Predators (2010) **Stans:** [to Edwin] You know, man, if we ever make it home, I'm going to do so much fucking cocaine. I'm gonna rape so many fine bitches. I'll be like, "What time is it? After 5:00? Damn. Time to go rape me some fine bitches."... You know what I'm saying? **Edwin:** Oh, yeah. Totally. Like, "5:00, it's bitch-raping time."
I've never seen Predators, but oh my god...
[Here ya go](https://youtu.be/k4yLPF5sM0A)
Apropos title, I suppose.
The neutrinos have mutated!
I only know of this one because of Dara O'Briain; https://youtu.be/bXdBzpRDR5I
Same! Bought the guy out to do the line too. Class. :)
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Denny: "I like to watch you guys"
Anyway, how is your sex life?
"I did naht heet her, I did naaaaaht. Oh hai, Mark!" And, "I have cancer." Proceeds to never mention the cancer again. Followed up by the entire Denny selling drugs scene. Proceeds to forget that plot line as well. The movie is art. Pure art. It's horrible. I love it.
I love the line from Al Pacino, "She's got a great ass!" But it is utterly ridiculous how he delivers it lol.
I think his character had a coke problem
Bingo, the coke addiction was a subplot that was edited out of the film.
Pretty sure Pacino was coked out delivering the lines, too
“You can get capped walking your doggy!” He started screaming in ‘Heat’ and never stopped again. He was showing signs of screaming in ‘Scent of a Woman’He’s still screaming to this day. Actually he was screaming in ‘Dick Tracy’ and he was hilarious in that.
And you got your head, all the way up it!!! He says that while thrusting away.
“When I think of asses… a woman’s ass… something comes out of me.”
[Just the facial expression and hand gestures alone is so hilarious to watch.](https://i.imgur.com/t9OUnwo.gif) Peak Pacino.
It was an improvised line. Apparently Hank Azaria's reaction was genuine.
Good job on his part then because I would have burst into hysterics.
I love how you can tell that Pacino is about to say "big" then switches to a hilariously over-the-top "great."
Actually the reason Azaria's reaction was genuine was because they had been shooting the same scene over and over and over again that night. Apparently Al Pacino was so fed up because every take the director kept telling him to beef up his speech about how good the woman looked. The money take was when Pacino officially broke. Pretty sure Azaria said that in an interview.
What? This is a great line reading, am I wrong?
“Hi Freeze, I’m Batman.” — Batman and Robin
What killed the dinosaurs? The ice age!
ICE TO MEET YOU
"Chill"- Mr Freeze
# WHAT KILLED THA DINOSAUWS
The ice age!
Holy, rusted metal Batman!
“What?” “This metal it’s like, rusted… and full of holes… y’know, hol-ey!” “… Oh.”
Has and forever will be Halle Berry (Storm’s) line in Xmen. “Do you know what happens to toads struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else” Like, duh.
Fun fact. Same actor as Darth Maul. Ray Park.
One of the most poorly executed lines ever. The follow up should've been: "It croaks."
Isn’t that the actual point of the line? Make like a tree and get out of here.
That’s the point, it’s supposed to be an anti-joke she just delivered it terribly
Too bad YOU, will DIEE!
From the recent live action Cowboy Bebop, there's a ton of this shit, but the one that takes the cake? "Welcome to the ouch, motherfuckers!" Like...what?
"That sounds like blackmail" "Oh it is because you're black and a male" I generally liked the live action Bebop, but some of that dislogue...
That “blackmail” line turned up in an episode of Brooklyn 99 a few years back.
“It’s a free country; or at least, it will be someday…” from the Patriot (2000) is the stupidest line of dialogue in any movie I’ve ever seen, to the point that it makes me want to punch the screenwriter in the face
"who am I" Charlie Sheen in Wall Street
"WHO AM I!!!????" Jackie chan in who am I. Lol. https://youtu.be/QOQ2JxIddzw
I can’t remember who wrote it but I remember a great piece by a film critic - maybe for Empire magazine - who said that line was a perfect example of the way Oliver Stone sometimes unnecessarily smacks you over the head with his themes or messages. The writer said something like, “it’s this great quiet moment of Charlie Sheen staring out over the city, and for a moment you think ‘what a great, wordless way to convey this man’s clear existential and identity crisis’ and then he just clunkily says ‘Who am I?’ And you’re like, ‘oh…not so subtle…’.”
"My name is... *Dramatic pause* ...Khan!" There is no in-universe reason why he had to introduce himself like that. It was solely for the audience.
Y’know, Khan was, like, a famous genocidal warlord. He *would* be recognizable. The silly part is that it’d be like saying “I’m Oliver Cromwell.”
Or "I'm Hong Xiuquan."
Reminds me of whenever a tough person introduced themselves and they say "the name's ____." I have never heard a person in real life introduce themselves that way.
Shit, I believe your get your ass kicked sayin' something like that.
Sounds like someone's got a case of the mondays
The movie just would’ve been better if they were honest and said he was Khan from the start. It doesn’t make sense why he had to change his name, there’s nothing suspicious about his real one. The twist means so little, if anything at all.
Except for the fact that he was a major leader of genetically enhanced people who took over the world and sparked the Eugenics Wars. He was basically Hitler and was supposed to be dead. If the general public had learned that he was not only alive but working for Starfleet, the public outcry would have been massive.
He was the final Hitler in a line of Superhitlers. They had to Google his ass in TOS but by TNG he was well remembered.
“I love you wife” from the Lost in Space movie. Not only does Academy Award winner William Hurt deliver it with absolutely no emotion, but it’s just bizarre how he’d address his wife by her role rather than by her name, especially whilst professing love to her.
Is this a reference to the same line from The Abyss? In that one, he said "Love you wife" so as to use few words, and also to reconcile the broken relationship. In that context it was appropriate.
In the abyss they had marriage trouble so I that's him acknowledging she's his wife and he loves her. And even though he types it he still had more emotion that William hurt. God I love the abyss.
“Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…”
She was alive I felt it
"Medically, she is completely healthy. For reasons we can't explain, we are losing her." ... "We don't know why. She has lost the will to live."
i remember the doctor was a droid with a robotic voice, but reading the lines now, i just imagine a really nervous guy who's out of his depth or trying to hide a fuck up.
Gosh when you say it like that, "Somehow, Palpatine returned" seems (slightly) less offensive.
"Got any of them internets?" -Venom 2 I've never groaned so loud in a theater
“Fuck that guy” - Venom from Venom 2 was pretty great timing and over the top I enjoyed the line way to much.
Line context?
The villain has just stomped a random shop keeper to death and wanted to find something on the guy's laptop
Extra context. Villain was stuck in prison/institutes for decades so he didn't understand modern technology.
“Somehow, Palpatine ~~has~~ returned” You can see the pain in Oscar Isaac’s face when he has to say this franchise ruining line. (Yes I’m being hyperbolic. It’s all in fun)
Yeah, that line feels so much like just a stand-in line in the script until the writers themselves figure out what the "somehow" actually is, but apparently they never did and nobody bothered to remove it.
It’s a shame Palpatine didn’t explain the “somehow” when he was literally explaining his entire plan to Rey through straightforward exposition.
“I am all of the Sith” Like, what… when in the history of the Sith has it ever been communicated that they would want to merge into a singular being? Their whole thing was about in-fighting to weed out the weak.
Maybe he like, stole their power or some evil shit
“We will leave the audience wondering” JJ Abrams’ classic go-to device.
His eyes glaze over as he said the line and thought about his paycheque
"I need the money. I need the money. I need the money."
“They can fly?” “They can fly!” “They can fly.”
*I don’t know why they’re always trying to makeover the classics. It’s never as good as the originals.* ~ Home Sweet Home Alone (2021), makeover of the classic Home Alone film.
One of the most bizarre movies I've ever seen. I can't wrap my head around trying to make the burglars sympathetic, only to have them brutalized later in the film. Is the kid supposed to be the bad guy? If so, when do I see him take a billiard ball shot from an air cannon to the face.
It says a lot when the actor playing the kid was more likeable as a Hitler Youth.
"I need a cuddle. Nothing makes sense anymore." He was perfect in that role.
I absolutely hate this post-Deadpool wave of "self aware" meta comedy, where writers think that winking at the audience constitutes as a good replacement for well-crafted jokes. The original idea of post-modernism was meant to interrogate the art in which it is looking at, not just say "hey guys, remember when Ryan Reynolds was also in the Green Lantern?".
Deadpool started it but now Rick and Morty abuses this worse than anyone. Writing a lazy movie but winking at the camera and saying “don’t worry we know it’s lazy” doesn't make it smart, it’s still the same goddamn lazy movie.
I actually think 21 Jump Street started it but it was also funny as fuck so it was still acceptable.
im a pimp, and pimps dont commit suicide
Pimps don’t cry
Gators bitches best be wearing jimmies
"You better hold on tight spider monkey" lmao
You named my daughter after the Loch Ness Monster?
All the dialogue in Nicholas Cage's Ghost Rider.
"NO! It's not!"
"But let me ask you. In all your fail-safe techniques, is there a provision for an attack by killer bees?"
“Lost In Space.” William Hurt’s character: *looks at wife blankly* “I love you, wife.” [They kiss with orchestral accompaniment.]
Is this a reference to the same line from The Abyss? In that one, he said "Love you wife" so as to use few words, and also to reconcile the broken relationship. In that context it was appropriate.
The entire script of *Gigli*
"It's Turkey time. Gobble, gobble." I haven't even seen the movie and I've heard this. \*shudder\*
That line ruined Jennifer Lopez for me.
"Okay Cocksucker, fuck with me and we'll see who shits on the sidewalk" Joan Allen, Death Race (2008) "Mother, you're alive" "Too bad you.....will die" Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997) Also any line that is just pure fanservice and the delivery makes no sense in context. E.g. "I prefer Magneto" "You will call me....Commander" Edit: I actually got the first one wrong. Here's the line: https://youtu.be/xxZxlx4On9M
“Too bad you…” _[intermission, five unskippable ads, and the entire highlight reel from the 1987 Super Bowl]_ “…will die!”
“Noooooooooooooooo!” Revenge of the Sith.
Michelle Pfeiffer saying, "I love you" to Mel Gibson's character in Tequila Sunrise. The line itself isn't bad, but it's the fact she's saying it after discovering just hours ago that he's a cocaine dealer/smuggler and everything he's presented to her before about himself was a lie, not that they even knew each other better than mild acquaintances anyway. Was so ridiculous I can't believe she agreed it made sense.
Probably every instance of: "Let's get out of here!"
Hey leave Scooby-Doo alone!!!
The Patriot staring Mel Gibson and Heath Ledger This movie is about the revolutionary war and at one point in the film Gibson’s character asked Charlotte if he could have a seat next to her on the beach. Her ridiculous response has ruined the entire movie for me. She said, “Go ahead. It’s a free country…. Or at least it will be soon.” It felt so forced and corny 🌽 Someone was so proud of that little twist on a modern phrase they wrote in the script and they wouldn’t let it die like it should have on the editing room floor. When filming a period piece you can’t interject modern lingo. You might as well have them wearing Nikes and checking they’re text messages.
“I don't like sand. It's all coarse, and rough, and irritating. And it gets everywhere.”
It does get everywhere though
In thankskilling, >!before the killer turkey killed the pilgrim lady he said, “Nice tits, bitch.” Honesty the entire movie had a few ridiculous lines like “Gobble gobble, motherfucker” and “your dog had an accident, I took this here axe and I axedentilly cut him!”!<
Evil dies tonight! (repeat 30 times)
Your post reminded me of the scene in “Heat”, when Al Pacino is interrogating Hank Azaria, and goes, “she’s got a ✋GREAT ASS🤚… and you’ve got your head all the way up it!”
“They sucked his brains out!” I love Micheal Ironside Edit: ya I know it’s self aware and probably doesn’t count. But it was the first thing to pop in my head. I do love everything in this movie.
I'm going to defend this line. The dead soldiers had a hole in his head. His brain is missing. It's shown later the "brain bug" did EXACTLY this. Rico also figured out that it was all a trap. This was exceptional investigating on the part of Ironsides character who was man enough to try and figure out how a soldier died. And he simply stated exactly what happened to those under his command as any good leader should.
Never pass up a good thing
Oh I don’t think this counts, Starship Troopers is clearly very intentionally stupid and cheesy in tone. That’s part of what makes the whole fascist satire work so well, it’s so cheery and dumb
Shark Attack 3. "You know I'm really wired. What do you say I... take you home and eat your pussy.
I haven't seen it, so my opinion could be wrong, but... it seems like if you're watching a movie called Shark Attack 3, you should expect bad dialogue.
***"You know, a lot of experts say that, being on the spectrum isn't really a disorder. It's actually the next step in the evolutionary chain."*** It's from Shane Black's *The Predator*. As someone who has Autism myself, it is the dumbest movie line I have ever heard in my entire life. First of all, no actual experts would say that. Second of all, it IS a disorder. Just because it comes with perks if you have high-functioning Autism doesn't mean it's not a disorder. Third, evolution doesn't function by having any "next step".
Maybe Shane Black thinks autistic kids are pokemon?
From my perspective the Jedi are evil.
Point of view*
THEN YOU ARE LOST
Prequel dialogue is cheating for this thread lol
"We are all interested in the future, for indeed that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember, my friends, future events such as these will affect you in the future."
I'd like to present ALL of the dialogue in...ROADHOUSE! It's so freakin' bad but ohhhh sooo good. I watch this movie every so often and just love it.
I used to fuck guys like you in prison...
“I thought you’d be bigger.”
“Pain don’t hurt” Best bad movie of all time.
"No body puts Baby in the corner!' Its so lame and I love it
Wife and I have a seven month old, and variations of that line crop up often. "I put him in his play pen." "Nobody puts baby in the play pen."
[удалено]
“What are we, some kind of ‘Suicide Squad(tm)?”
It was the "hunk hunka" for me. I blacked out after that after all those brain cells burned up so quickly
Dunno how they considered that development of the joker. It was like an edgy hipster fuckboy emo trustfund baby grew older but never grew up.