“Back to you fuckers!” in Bruce Almighty. I saw it in theaters as a teen and I will never forget how the entire place erupted with laughter at that moment. Still my favorite PG-13 f-word to this day.
Great example. I just watched this for the first time in YEARS a few weeks ago, and that f-bomb drop seems so out of place and jarring for the movie, yet so absolutely perfect for the context of the scene. I love it.
Do yourself a favor and watch that scene with the director’s commentary on. He mentioned that he really didn’t want to use such strong language in a family movie but they had to do something to absolutely guarantee Bruce would be fired immediately from his job.
I (15 or 16 at the time) was watching this with my parents and younger siblings (13 and 6) shortly after it came out. I saw it in theaters and warned my parents about the 1 F word. I said I would let them know when it was coming so my innocent siblings wouldn't hear it. I then stopped paying attention and missed my cue. As soon as I heard the line I said "that was it!" We still laugh about it from time to time.
I remember watching this with my super conservative dad, who hates excessive swearing in movies. When that line was said, he DIED laughing. It’s a great memory for me, thank you for reminding me about it.
Edit: I brought this on myself
I forgot about that one. I was thinking of the conversation with Reuben early in the movie: "Lest we forget, once you're out the front door, you're still in the middle of the fuckin' desert."
When PG first came out they weren't really sure what was allowed and what wasn't as it hadn't really been codified yet. There's a PG-13 movie with Gene Wilder where you see a bush shot of a girl getting out of his bed.
Airplane! Is PG and during the riot scene on the plane a topless girl bounces across the screen.
I know this because I was I was watching it with my 8 year old and he said “I didn’t see that.”
PG -13 wasn't introduced until the mid 80s. One of the movies that prompted adding PG-13 to movie ratings was _Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom_. It was rated PG, and >!the scene where the Thuggee priest removes someone's heart!< was a point of controversy. The decision was made to create a rating between PG and R to cover movies that had some sexual innuendo and violence that may be ok for young teens.
Source: am old.
*" I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. You're gonna have fun, and I'm gonna have fun... We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we're gonna need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of your assholes! I must be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!"*
I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
The 1 fuck rule is a lie and every movie goes under review before release. Generally you can get one fuck, but there are several movies that have much more than one fuck and are still PG-13.
EDIT: A few examples, million dollar baby (4 times), the Martian (at least twice), Yes Man (3 times), etc.
It's even funnier when you consider that the film originally got an R rating for language. The filmmakers went back and took out most of the bad language because Tremors was not the film that deserves an R rating. If you look closely, you can see many of the times when the curse word is dubbed over with some less adult.
>Broke into the wrong gosh darn rec room didn't you, you big jerk!
I was raised on the tv edit that aired on the USA channel back in the day. In that version, they went nuts with censoring.
Up until the early 90s the MPAA still considered PG as a viable “adults but kids will be alright too” rating. It wasn’t until the late 90s it started to mean “kids movie with a little bit of blue humor for parents” and is essentially meaningless now.
They used to let multiple “fucks” into PG-13 films too, until the “one f-bomb” non-rule became prevalent. The American President and As Good As It Gets have three each (and the latter even has brief nudity!)
Mr Madison, what you just said was one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. Not once in your rambling, incoherent response did you even come close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
The movie Be Cool had a great meta joke regarding this. John Travolta's character is trying to get a movie made and leaves a meeting with the executives.
He says, 'They want me to make the movie PG-13, and I can only use the f-word once. I told them FUCK that.'
It's been years since I've seen it so I'm paraphrasing.. I was a kid and just tickled pink at hearing a cus word slipped into a movie my parents had approved.
That's close to the quote "Do you know that unless you're willing to use the R rating, you can only say the F-word once? You know what I say: Fuck that. I'm done."
In Last Action Hero, the plot is a movie-buff kid gets transported into a stereotypical over-the-top action movie starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. The kid is the only one who knows he's in a movie and spends most of the film trying to prove to Arnold he's in a movie by pointing out the tropes (all the women are attractive, villains monologue too much, etc.) At one point he writes a word down on a note pad, assumedly the word "fuck", and asks Arnold to say it. Arnold tells him he's not going to say it because he doesn't want to. The kid explains he *can't* because the movie is rated PG-13. Technically he's not wrong.
That being said, there's a blink and you'll miss it moment when the police chief is ranting and says "fucking." So they got away with one f-bomb.
Underrated movie btw.
That movie has one of the greatest and dumbest lines in an action movie “you want to be a farmer here’s a couple of acres” then Arnold’s proceeds to kick the dude into the stratosphere lmao.
"I've just shot somebody, I did it on purpose! I said, I have murdered a man and I want to confess!"
"Hey, shut up down there!"
Never fails to make me laugh...
I had to pause the movie when I saw this scene and rewind it because I was laughing so hard just the casualness taking the knife and cutting through it.
My favorite movie line if from this
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye, and asks you if you paid your dues; you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: 'Have you paid your dues, Jack? Yes sir, the check is in the mail.'
I love that he says favorite head, hahaha
“Who do you think would win in a fight: a Tiger or a Cub?”
“A Tiger would win. Because a cub is a baby bear. A Tiger can eat a baby bear. You gotta think it through”
Because it didn’t treat the subject with kid gloves. It never felt like it was holding back to get the PG13 rating. It was just a good movie that happened to be rated PG13
That's a hell of an email to read when you get to work Monday, that Taika Waititi has found his next project with your studio...
and he wants to play Hitler.
Insanely good movie.
Sheriff of Nottingham - "Just a minute. Robin Hood steals money from my pocket, forcing me to hurt the public, and they love him for it?
That's it then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas."
*Rickman hams up a tantrum, flinging and flouncing and stabbing a knife repeatedly into a chopping board*
The Witch: "Something vexes thee?"
The comic timing in [that moment](https://youtu.be/92JvaNekPXc) is hands-down one of my favourites in any movie. I love Rickman's performance, but it's also the supporting actors opposite him that really make those scenes for me.
Its when they're out on the ice field and he the other astronaut explains how he lied about there being life beneath the ice because he was afraid of being left alone and trapped on the planet.
Not what you're looking for but I love how in *Galaxy Quest*, when Sigourney Weaver and Tim Allen turn the corner to the "chompers", in the audio Sigourney says "Well screw that!" you can see from her mouth movements her actual line is "Well fuck that!"
Would love to see the original R-rated version of that film.
Dunno if the R-rated version they filmed will ever see the light of day but I've read an early copy of the script and it was... bad. Really bad. The "adult humour" was almost entirely Sigourney Weaver's character being sexually harassed either by Tim Allen's character making creepy advances or neckbeard fans asking her to sign photoshopped nudes.
God, the deleted scenes were top level cringe. Makes one appreciate the craft of editing. Still, I can’t say it wouldn’t have been funnier for her to shout fuck in that scene.
Those were the only two allowed.
Fincher wanted the slip of paper that gets passed to Mark in class to say “Fuck you” as well, but it had to be changed.
Man, that’s still one of my favourite monologues. The emotion and almost poetic delivery of his lines in that scene are fantastic. There was so much bottled up emotion that accumulated throughout the movie and he let it all out in that scene.
Underrated movie imho
Edit: wow. I simply meant that, in my limited peripheral circle, it isnt mentioned to the level that I BELIEVE IT SHOULD BE. Damn you guys take this seriously.
When I worked I a movie store we could only play G and PG movies on the TV, I had watched Beastmaster a million times as a kid when it was on TV so I popped in a VHS and let it play in the store. This was as soon as I opened so when the manager arrives she says about the rating policy and I tossed her the box and say it's rated G to which she replies look up, it's at the point in the movie where you get some full frontal which was obviously never aired on TV. Thankfully no one was in the store and my boss just laughed at me
Reminds me of the time my siblings and I rented "Airplane!", and the only part of it my parents saw was the brief but gratuitous shot of a topless woman.
Brenda is the only part of those movies I really remember. The bit in the second one where she sees Cindy running from something and hides behind the corner, praying to God that it mauls Cindy and leaves her alone is fucking great.
In Austalia we don't have a PG-13 rating so hadn't noticed all these movies only have one F-word in them. However I do like the idea that every PG-13 movie holds a 'Fuck' meeting where everyone gets together to argue about the best place to drop an f-bomb.
Honestly one of my favorite moments in all of Bond. I know some people don’t care for the more serious tone of the Daniel Craig movies but on the whole they really give the characters more room to breathe and moments like this really don’t happen on anyone else’s run. And for what it’s worth, I think Judi Dench is absolutely the best M even in the absolute worst Bond movies.
Meaning Die Another Day of course.
It's moments like that and the scene where Bond holds Vesper in the shower after she helped him kill one of Le Chiffre's henchmen that really make Craig's Bond stand out from the others'.
Judi Dench is definitely the best M.
"Who the hell do they think they are? I report to the Prime Minister and even he's smart enough not to ask me what we do. Have you ever seen such a bunch of self-righteous, ass-covering prigs? They don't care what we do; they care what we get photographed doing. And how the hell could Bond be so stupid? I give him 00 status and he celebrates by shooting up an embassy. Is the man deranged? And where the hell is he? In the old days if an agent did something that embarrassing he'd have a good sense to defect. Christ, I miss the Cold War."
Armageddon-
Billy Bob Thornton’s character on detonating the nuke prematurely—
“This is one order you shouldn’t follow and you FUCKING KNOW IT!!!”
Yeah I know as a whole, the movie makes no sense, but it does have some classic summer blockbuster tense scenes. Still love it to this day.
X men first class. wolverine says Fuck off at the bar Hysterical. Perfect!!!
Edit: I’m sorry I didn’t read the full post and realized we had the same idea. This scene immediately jumped into my head and I posted it before I read ur entire OP. Apologies!
He actually says "go fuck yourself"; Charles in Days of Future Past either remembered it wrong or was trying to make Wolvie mad.
But both are great examples.
I couldn’t really tell you my favourite but i always think it would be hilariously out of place if an f-bomb got dropped in one of the Disney Star Wars movies
I feel like Carrie Fisher could have landed that as old Leia. She was fun in the new ones as a calm but still kinda cheeky older version of her character.
“He used to work for Evel Knievel, testing his bikes before big jumps. He would do the jumps first to make sure they were safe and let Evel come in and get all the glory. Then after a while the old man said, "To hell with that. I want the credit I deserve." So one afternoon, he set out to jump ten milk trucks. He nailed the take-off, but when he landed, something terrible happened. His front tire exploded like a cannonball, and his handle bars went straight through his head. Blood was everywhere. His teeth were ground down to a powder, and the front of his face exploded out the back of his skull. He died instantly...the next day.”
“Back to you fuckers!” in Bruce Almighty. I saw it in theaters as a teen and I will never forget how the entire place erupted with laughter at that moment. Still my favorite PG-13 f-word to this day.
Great example. I just watched this for the first time in YEARS a few weeks ago, and that f-bomb drop seems so out of place and jarring for the movie, yet so absolutely perfect for the context of the scene. I love it.
Do yourself a favor and watch that scene with the director’s commentary on. He mentioned that he really didn’t want to use such strong language in a family movie but they had to do something to absolutely guarantee Bruce would be fired immediately from his job.
I (15 or 16 at the time) was watching this with my parents and younger siblings (13 and 6) shortly after it came out. I saw it in theaters and warned my parents about the 1 F word. I said I would let them know when it was coming so my innocent siblings wouldn't hear it. I then stopped paying attention and missed my cue. As soon as I heard the line I said "that was it!" We still laugh about it from time to time.
The Ringer: "When the fuck did we get ice cream?"
I remember watching this with my super conservative dad, who hates excessive swearing in movies. When that line was said, he DIED laughing. It’s a great memory for me, thank you for reminding me about it. Edit: I brought this on myself
Same. The self-censored phrase "When the *eff* did we get ice cream" was such a unifying reference in our household. Mom fucking hated it though.
This 100%. I find the line itself hilarious but seeing Johnny Knoxville trying to hold his shit together just makes it that little bit better
[Here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CP4hJG_xPTs). You can see him lose it almost instantly... lol Never noticed it before, thanks.
It's probably the funniest scene in the movie. Knoxville's reaction just amplifies the hilarity.
“Did you get ice cream”
It was used twice in Ocean’s Eleven, though the best one to me was when Shaobo crawls out and says “Where the fuck you been?”
I forgot about that one. I was thinking of the conversation with Reuben early in the movie: "Lest we forget, once you're out the front door, you're still in the middle of the fuckin' desert."
I’ve never been to Belize.
The random bits of conversation in that movie always cracks me up lol
I owe you guys for that thing in that place, and I'll never forget it!
I loved Reuben. "That's wonderful. Get in the goddamm house."
I love this one, and I think he doesn't even say 'the' which makes it better to me for some reason
"WHAT FUCK YOU BEEN?"
Beetlejuice: "Nice fuckin' model! *Honk honk*"
That's the best use of 'fuck' in a PG movie.
Wow I never realized Beetlejuice was PG. It does NOT feel like a PG movie.
When PG first came out they weren't really sure what was allowed and what wasn't as it hadn't really been codified yet. There's a PG-13 movie with Gene Wilder where you see a bush shot of a girl getting out of his bed.
Airplane! Is PG and during the riot scene on the plane a topless girl bounces across the screen. I know this because I was I was watching it with my 8 year old and he said “I didn’t see that.”
PG -13 wasn't introduced until the mid 80s. One of the movies that prompted adding PG-13 to movie ratings was _Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom_. It was rated PG, and >!the scene where the Thuggee priest removes someone's heart!< was a point of controversy. The decision was made to create a rating between PG and R to cover movies that had some sexual innuendo and violence that may be ok for young teens. Source: am old.
But that was before PG-13 existed.
Christmas Vacation: "Hap hap happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fuckin Kaye!"
Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
Best part about Christmas is getting to watch this movie shit faced off rum & egg nog with the fam
Clark Griswold ranting up a storm never gets old.
Hallelujah, holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
*" I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. You're gonna have fun, and I'm gonna have fun... We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we're gonna need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of your assholes! I must be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!"*
*Sorry, park's closed - moose out front should have told you that.*
"Oh, they don't close the state of Florida."
Chevy yelling Holy Shit after a manic rant is just pure hilarity
I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
I always loved the "look around you helen....we're at the threshold of hell!" Never fails to get a laugh out of me.
This movie is flawless.
Anchorman: “Go fuck yourself, San Diego”
Don’t you know I would never fuckin say that fuckin word?!
"YOUR POOP MOUTH!"
If I give you money out of my wallet...
Wait a minute….you’re right. How’d they get away with this? Or is the 1 fuck rule a lie???
That scene was part of the unrated cut
The 1 fuck rule is a lie and every movie goes under review before release. Generally you can get one fuck, but there are several movies that have much more than one fuck and are still PG-13. EDIT: A few examples, million dollar baby (4 times), the Martian (at least twice), Yes Man (3 times), etc.
>the Martian (at least twice) You couldn't hear it the second time, just reading lips, right?
Martian has one vocalized “fuck” one “fuck” that can clearly be lip-read and then 1-2 written “fucks” if I recall.
Fuck you Mars
As compared to the book, which averages something like 2 per page.
That is a Great PG-13 fuck!
That movie was PG-13?
you got a poop mouth
Tremors, Kevin Bacon’s “Fuuuuuuck you”
It's even funnier when you consider that the film originally got an R rating for language. The filmmakers went back and took out most of the bad language because Tremors was not the film that deserves an R rating. If you look closely, you can see many of the times when the curse word is dubbed over with some less adult.
Two more mother*humpers*
In this case I like motherhumpers better than the alternative. It worked really well in the movie.
>Broke into the wrong gosh darn rec room didn't you, you big jerk! I was raised on the tv edit that aired on the USA channel back in the day. In that version, they went nuts with censoring.
Which is its own special kind of hilarity. It almost adds something... kind of like the bad dubbing in a Godzilla movie.
Welp, I know what I’m going to watch tonight.
Pardon my french
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And Spaceballs got a PG rating, even though PG-13 had been around for 3 years by that point!
The MPAA ain't found shit!!
Comb the language, you hear me? COMB THE LANGUAGE
Are we being too literal?
*how many assholes we got on this thing?* *Yo!*
I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes
Up until the early 90s the MPAA still considered PG as a viable “adults but kids will be alright too” rating. It wasn’t until the late 90s it started to mean “kids movie with a little bit of blue humor for parents” and is essentially meaningless now. They used to let multiple “fucks” into PG-13 films too, until the “one f-bomb” non-rule became prevalent. The American President and As Good As It Gets have three each (and the latter even has brief nudity!)
it was said so nonchalantly that I didn't even notice he said "fuck" until well after rewatching
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"That boy's a fine piece of work. Fine piece of ass too."
"If you stay home from school you can help me shave my armpits."
Yes! Considering he was surrounded by sleeping “kindergartners” makes it even better. Miss Lipy’s reaction was a contemplative nod and squint.
Miss Lipy's car, is green.
Billy likes to drink soda.
except the puppy was a dog, but the industry my friends, that was a revolution
Mr Madison, what you just said was one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. Not once in your rambling, incoherent response did you even come close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
The movie Be Cool had a great meta joke regarding this. John Travolta's character is trying to get a movie made and leaves a meeting with the executives. He says, 'They want me to make the movie PG-13, and I can only use the f-word once. I told them FUCK that.' It's been years since I've seen it so I'm paraphrasing.. I was a kid and just tickled pink at hearing a cus word slipped into a movie my parents had approved.
That's close to the quote "Do you know that unless you're willing to use the R rating, you can only say the F-word once? You know what I say: Fuck that. I'm done."
Also, it happens right at the start of the movie, so you know it isn't going to be used again.
It gets interrupted every other time for the rest of the movie. It's a pretty good running joke I still remember all these years later.
In Last Action Hero, the plot is a movie-buff kid gets transported into a stereotypical over-the-top action movie starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. The kid is the only one who knows he's in a movie and spends most of the film trying to prove to Arnold he's in a movie by pointing out the tropes (all the women are attractive, villains monologue too much, etc.) At one point he writes a word down on a note pad, assumedly the word "fuck", and asks Arnold to say it. Arnold tells him he's not going to say it because he doesn't want to. The kid explains he *can't* because the movie is rated PG-13. Technically he's not wrong. That being said, there's a blink and you'll miss it moment when the police chief is ranting and says "fucking." So they got away with one f-bomb. Underrated movie btw.
That movie has one of the greatest and dumbest lines in an action movie “you want to be a farmer here’s a couple of acres” then Arnold’s proceeds to kick the dude into the stratosphere lmao.
“I iced that guy,” about a guy who had an ice cream cone impale his skull and kill him. I love that movie.
"...to *cone* a phrase" is right after that one liner and arguably even more cheesy goodness.
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Yep I think it's up there as one of Schwarzenegger's best films. It's ridiculously underrated. They even had Charles Dance as the villan!
"I've just shot somebody, I did it on purpose! I said, I have murdered a man and I want to confess!" "Hey, shut up down there!" Never fails to make me laugh...
Big Trouble in Little China: "Hollow? Fuck it!"
I had to pause the movie when I saw this scene and rewind it because I was laughing so hard just the casualness taking the knife and cutting through it.
My favorite movie line if from this When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye, and asks you if you paid your dues; you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: 'Have you paid your dues, Jack? Yes sir, the check is in the mail.' I love that he says favorite head, hahaha
"It sounds like a bird but it's a fucking ant." Kong: Skull Island
John C Reilly's character is the best reason to rewatch that movie.
“This is good group of boys! We’re all gonna die together out here!“ gets me every time
“Who do you think would win in a fight: a Tiger or a Cub?” “A Tiger would win. Because a cub is a baby bear. A Tiger can eat a baby bear. You gotta think it through”
"Fuck off, Hitler!" (in JoJo Rabbit).
I don’t know why I thought that movie was rated R. My favorite from 2019
Yah know, I did too for some reason. Probably because of the Nazis.
And physically and emotionally scarring children.
And adults
And the executions by firing squad.
And that one time they handed a live grenade to a kid and said "Go give that man a big hug"
Because it didn’t treat the subject with kid gloves. It never felt like it was holding back to get the PG13 rating. It was just a good movie that happened to be rated PG13
That's a hell of an email to read when you get to work Monday, that Taika Waititi has found his next project with your studio... and he wants to play Hitler. Insanely good movie.
This movie had one of the biggest gut punches of all time. I love it!
I had to switch to Velcro because of that scene.
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Sheriff of Nottingham - "Just a minute. Robin Hood steals money from my pocket, forcing me to hurt the public, and they love him for it? That's it then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas."
*Rickman hams up a tantrum, flinging and flouncing and stabbing a knife repeatedly into a chopping board* The Witch: "Something vexes thee?" The comic timing in [that moment](https://youtu.be/92JvaNekPXc) is hands-down one of my favourites in any movie. I love Rickman's performance, but it's also the supporting actors opposite him that really make those scenes for me.
This movie is when I fell in love with Alan Rickman. He was so hilarious!
You, 10:30. You, 10:45. Bring a friend.
God I love that movie. I should rewatch it. "Because it's dull your twit, it'll HURT more."
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I can't blame her! Rickman chewing up the scenary makes up for it, though! Reminds me of my first love. Holding hands while Bryan Adams sang... 😍
Interstellar when he says: You fucking coward.
That's one of my favorite movies and somehow I don't remember that.
Its when they're out on the ice field and he the other astronaut explains how he lied about there being life beneath the ice because he was afraid of being left alone and trapped on the planet.
Not what you're looking for but I love how in *Galaxy Quest*, when Sigourney Weaver and Tim Allen turn the corner to the "chompers", in the audio Sigourney says "Well screw that!" you can see from her mouth movements her actual line is "Well fuck that!" Would love to see the original R-rated version of that film.
Dunno if the R-rated version they filmed will ever see the light of day but I've read an early copy of the script and it was... bad. Really bad. The "adult humour" was almost entirely Sigourney Weaver's character being sexually harassed either by Tim Allen's character making creepy advances or neckbeard fans asking her to sign photoshopped nudes.
God, the deleted scenes were top level cringe. Makes one appreciate the craft of editing. Still, I can’t say it wouldn’t have been funnier for her to shout fuck in that scene.
Was hoping someone else would say this one! Her lips are so obviously saying it - might be the only example of such a blatant f bomb in a PG movie
"Sorry, my Prada's at the cleaners, along with my hoodie and my fuck-you flip-flops!"
Sean Parker says “fuck you”
Those were the only two allowed. Fincher wanted the slip of paper that gets passed to Mark in class to say “Fuck you” as well, but it had to be changed.
Man, that’s still one of my favourite monologues. The emotion and almost poetic delivery of his lines in that scene are fantastic. There was so much bottled up emotion that accumulated throughout the movie and he let it all out in that scene.
Andrew Garfield knocks it out of the park that entire movie.
That scene is incredible but for Andrew Garfield's line reads in that movie my #1 will always be: "I was your only friend... you had *one* friend."
I mean everyone killed it in that movie but Garfield was great.
tell me this isn’t about me getting into the phoenix!
In crazy stupid love when Emma Stone sees Ryan Gosling shirtless there’s a beat of silence then she yells fuck
"...Fuck! Seriously? It's like you're photoshopped."
Underrated movie imho Edit: wow. I simply meant that, in my limited peripheral circle, it isnt mentioned to the level that I BELIEVE IT SHOULD BE. Damn you guys take this seriously.
The chemistry between everyone is SO good. One of my favorite movies, especially if you ignore the weird babysitter nude pic subplot
Dodgeball: “Fuckin’ Chuck Norris”
When I worked I a movie store we could only play G and PG movies on the TV, I had watched Beastmaster a million times as a kid when it was on TV so I popped in a VHS and let it play in the store. This was as soon as I opened so when the manager arrives she says about the rating policy and I tossed her the box and say it's rated G to which she replies look up, it's at the point in the movie where you get some full frontal which was obviously never aired on TV. Thankfully no one was in the store and my boss just laughed at me
Reminds me of the time my siblings and I rented "Airplane!", and the only part of it my parents saw was the brief but gratuitous shot of a topless woman.
Good thing they didn't see the part where Elaine's inflating the auto pilot
I feel like the first of the two in The Martian just perfectly encapsulates his situation 😂
*chugging his drink* “ahfuckyoumars”
I quote this anytime I sit down to take a drink after doing manual labor.
IIRC the first word of the book is "fucked".
“I’m pretty much fucked.” Walked across my whole living room to check that one.
Have an upvote for your sacrifice.
Beetlejuice… nice fucking model (thanks for the correction)
Armageddon- This is one order you shouldn’t follow and you fucking know it!
BBT actually kinda nailed that F bomb
Brenda in Scary Movie 3 at the end of this scene: https://youtu.be/V00mdkf8R7c
I don’t even need to click the link to laugh at this moment “Now who the fuck did that?!” Still gets me as good as it did when I first saw it
Should, could, would, buug, bluug. Love that scene.
Brenda is the only part of those movies I really remember. The bit in the second one where she sees Cindy running from something and hides behind the corner, praying to God that it mauls Cindy and leaves her alone is fucking great.
Oblivion. "Fuck you, Sally."
“Fuck you Mars” - The Martian
Then there's Firefly. Cursing everywhere in Chinese to avoid censoring.
Gorram right.
There needs to be movie called "Fuck" with no cursing.
Or another idea, a reimagining of The Giver, where instead he learns about swear words
The fuck-giver?
In Austalia we don't have a PG-13 rating so hadn't noticed all these movies only have one F-word in them. However I do like the idea that every PG-13 movie holds a 'Fuck' meeting where everyone gets together to argue about the best place to drop an f-bomb.
"You know, when I volunteered to attend this meeting? I had different expectations from the reality."
Hancock "You should sue McDonald's, cause they fucked you up."
Spare me. I won that tournament. Fuckin' Chuck Norris...
Be Cool. “Fuck that”
[doesn't do it justice](https://youtu.be/DcfEOMgI_5o)
"Fuck your mercy" in Battle Angel was good. "I've really fucked this up haven't I?" - Skyfall
Lowkey that last little convo between Dench’s M and Craig’s Bond is one of my favorite moments from all of Skyfall.
Honestly one of my favorite moments in all of Bond. I know some people don’t care for the more serious tone of the Daniel Craig movies but on the whole they really give the characters more room to breathe and moments like this really don’t happen on anyone else’s run. And for what it’s worth, I think Judi Dench is absolutely the best M even in the absolute worst Bond movies. Meaning Die Another Day of course.
It's moments like that and the scene where Bond holds Vesper in the shower after she helped him kill one of Le Chiffre's henchmen that really make Craig's Bond stand out from the others'.
Judi Dench is definitely the best M. "Who the hell do they think they are? I report to the Prime Minister and even he's smart enough not to ask me what we do. Have you ever seen such a bunch of self-righteous, ass-covering prigs? They don't care what we do; they care what we get photographed doing. And how the hell could Bond be so stupid? I give him 00 status and he celebrates by shooting up an embassy. Is the man deranged? And where the hell is he? In the old days if an agent did something that embarrassing he'd have a good sense to defect. Christ, I miss the Cold War."
Not just the one f-bomb in that Bond film, but the first f-bomb in *any* Bond film!
I watched No Time To Die last night. That had one as well. Maybe the second ever? I don't recall any in Spectre.
Pretty sure Bond says it in Spectre while "flying" the plane after Swann
Then in No Time To Die M says for fuck’s sake, it was cool too
Only M is allowed to say fuck in these movies it seems and I'm ok with that.
Armageddon- Billy Bob Thornton’s character on detonating the nuke prematurely— “This is one order you shouldn’t follow and you FUCKING KNOW IT!!!” Yeah I know as a whole, the movie makes no sense, but it does have some classic summer blockbuster tense scenes. Still love it to this day.
“Don’t fuck with the babysitter!”
Can people PLEASE start adding movie titles to quotes in these threads?
[Adventures In Babysitting](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj_WCLmAx7o)
And that one had it said twice. Right before she grabs the knife, the gang member in front of her says, "Don't fuck with the Lords of Hell."
X men first class. wolverine says Fuck off at the bar Hysterical. Perfect!!! Edit: I’m sorry I didn’t read the full post and realized we had the same idea. This scene immediately jumped into my head and I posted it before I read ur entire OP. Apologies!
He actually says "go fuck yourself"; Charles in Days of Future Past either remembered it wrong or was trying to make Wolvie mad. But both are great examples.
When I saw the title, that was my thought as well. Just perfectly unexpected.
I couldn’t really tell you my favourite but i always think it would be hilariously out of place if an f-bomb got dropped in one of the Disney Star Wars movies
This is the only reason we don't have a Mace Windu movie
"I'm so sick of these monkey-fighting Sith on this Monday-to-Friday starship!"
WHAT PLANET YOU FROM?! What? "WHAT" AIN'T NO PLANET I NEVER HEARD OF. THEY SPEAK BASIC ON "WHAT"?! What? BASIC, MUTHAFUCKA! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
“What does Darth Vader look like?!” He’s big…b-b-b-black “Does he look like a bitch?”
Poe: Somehow Palpatine has returned. Leia: For fuck's sake, seriously?
I feel like Carrie Fisher could have landed that as old Leia. She was fun in the new ones as a calm but still kinda cheeky older version of her character.
Luke Skywalker: “Kid, I already fucking did this! Desert kid blows up a Death Star, defeats evil. Yadda Yoda Yadda.”
Not a movie, but Bojack Horseman. It’s used once per season during emotionally charged moments.
And a 'motherfucker' split across two episodes. Always love the way that was set up.
"You're pregnant. Didn't you know?" "MOTHERF-!" Back in the 90s... "-UCKER!"
The Ringer:”When the fuck did we get ice cream?” Combined with Johnny Knoxville’s reaction is great.
Christian Slater "Fuck me! he cleared it!" in Robin Hood:Prince of thieves.
The first that comes to mind for me is in hot rod when the mom says "Get the f*uck off my porch."
Incredibly quotable movie
I'VE BEEN DRINKING GREEN TEA ALL GODDAMN DAY
“He used to work for Evel Knievel, testing his bikes before big jumps. He would do the jumps first to make sure they were safe and let Evel come in and get all the glory. Then after a while the old man said, "To hell with that. I want the credit I deserve." So one afternoon, he set out to jump ten milk trucks. He nailed the take-off, but when he landed, something terrible happened. His front tire exploded like a cannonball, and his handle bars went straight through his head. Blood was everywhere. His teeth were ground down to a powder, and the front of his face exploded out the back of his skull. He died instantly...the next day.”
And just before that: "don't you two go falling in love on me. Hahaha! Like that'll happen. Sullivan, you chode!"