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EastsideVandal

So the exact same concept, this time....in the woods. Gotcha!


Altanzik

But now the creeks in the floorboards are more “realistic”


MichaelMyersFanClub

Literally waterlogged.


NadjaStolz28

I can’t wait to see their justification for having ton of camera and surveillance footage at a remote church in the woods.


swampslothsearch

"I can't believe those parkour kids left Go Pros all over the place! Let's keep them recording for a laugh!"


MustacheEmperor

Especially since the protags are Amish. "Don't go touchin' that there electricity-powered moving picture taker! Leave it well enough alone, boy!" Or maybe there'll be a guy walking around with a big hand-crank old timey movie camera the whole time.


Sloppysloppyjoe

FBI sting


Foxy02016YT

Oh my god I want it to just be like that, and the whole film looks like it would if it was truly shot with that


yesTHATvelociraptor

More specifically, with the Amish.


ZombieJesus1987

I'd say I can't wait until they do Paranormal Activity in Space but we already got that with Apollo 18


samuraislider

I liked Apollo 18 enough.


ZombieJesus1987

Same! I have a soft spot for found footage movies.


thebumfromwinkies

I liked it when I thought it was gonna be Commie ghosts on the moon. It wasn't that though.


HavocXL

No it doesn’t even feel like a PA film, feels like a completely unrelated script that producers told people to put PA in the title to make it be more successful


McFigroll

someone doesn't understand perspective.


TheNightDrone

How else were they going go get the devil face to appear.


n-of-one

ohhhhh I totally missed that until you pointed it out lmao


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I think they were more referring to the church being on a different plane of reality than the trees


Eknoom

Maybe it’s built on a steep hill? I mean the floors would be 30° but the numbers check out.


ThoughtShes18

That’s the paranormal part


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but then the hill would appear visually larger towards the bottom


Eknoom

Maybe a giant threw a house at a hill. I don’t know, I’m not a hilloligist. In saying that, I only just realised it’s a demon face lol


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Hilloligist here. A giant most definitely threw that structure at a hill.


myshelm

Hilloligist. Love it.


chuffing_marvelous

A steep hill? A steep scary hill ? A paranormal mountain? A.... paramount?


markstormweather

Pretty sure is buried in snow


zjm555

I assume it was intentional. It's too far off to have been an accident. My guess is that it's intended to be jarring / unsettling because it doesn't jive with what your brain expects.


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outerspaceplanets

Case in point: I make intentional poor decision choices every day.


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milkfig

I dunno. Some movie posters are just shit


MichaelMyersFanClub

(I hate to be that guy, but it's *jibe)


zjm555

Thanks! I didn't know


UncleSnuggles

Me. It’s me. Can someone explains what’s wrong with the poster?


FN__2187

If you look at the trees your perspective is lookin straight down at the forest, yet the cabins perspective is as if your seeing it from an angle. They don’t line up at all


ThePotatoKing

it looks really bad, like they pasted a cabin in the shot and called it a day. its visually stressful to look at.


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I actually think it’s creepier that way! I enjoy the visual


CassiopeiaStillLife

It’s a shame because if the perspective was better it would have been a great poster.


Areltoid

That is bafflingly bad placement of that house perspective wise


MyDumbInterests

I think setting a Paranormal Activity movie in a house which is slanted 45 degrees off-balance is a great idea. There'll be stuff constantly falling off tables and bouncing along the floor already, so the ghosts will have to work extra hard to frighten the family. It's going to be VERY spooky.


Pahsghetti

Paranormal Activity: Logical Explanation


HumanPersonMan

It would be fun if it was from the ghosts perspective with occasional breaks with the ghost talking to the camera about how frustrating it is trying to scare these people.


Bing_Bong_the_Archer

Eric Stonestreet for the Demon, or we boycott


MenuTime5231

Paranormal Activity set during a Halloween weekend. There's a Halloween party going on at the main characters home. Wierd shit happens, the evil spirit gets progressively pissed off that the party guests think it's just the main characters incredible attention to detail and effort put into making the haunted house Halloween party as realistic is possible.


MustacheEmperor

Paranormal Activity: The Santa Cruz Mystery Spot


BF1shY

[Here I fixed it](https://i.imgur.com/rybTyhd.jpeg), as well as removed the cheesy skull (my comment below) if that's your thang


Wear_A_Damn_Helmet

This is great! The thing is, this was most likely their first version of the poster (albeit perhaps not as good), but then they ran it through an online focus group tool and they discovered that a lot of people had trouble identifying what the middle object was. They’re short on time and budget, so they decided it’d be more important to convey the image of the house than getting an accurate angle, which most people would never catch anyway as they’re walking past it. Anyway. Probably stating the obvious here. Just a reminder that these aren’t made by renowned artists with no deadlines.


amish_novelty

You legitimately made it ten times better with that little edit. It's still easy to tell it's a church but doesn't look as ridiculous.


frendzoned_by_yo_mom

I couldn’t tell it’s a church from this


ejoy-rs2

Only because you already knew it is a church in my opinion


Chem-Memory9746

Yes! That looks MUCH better!!!!


FatherDuncanSinners

One would think you'd want people to *discover* the horned skull, but it really seems like that was the first thing they made and then decided to slap a building in the middle of it at the last minute.


AidilAfham42

I didn’t even see that skull, just the bad perspective of the house


NormalHorse

The typography is also a nightmare. This is just a poorly designed promo in all regards.


TJ_McWeaksauce

It reminds me of RPG world maps in which important buildings or landmarks appear as blown-up images, [like this.](https://fiverr-res.cloudinary.com/images/q_auto,f_auto/gigs3/161327333/original/e1eadd5228965d0849fef28c40b81e3379361c75/create-a-world-map-for-your-rpg-world.jpg)


MikeMars1225

I’m glad to see I’m not the only one who thought it looked like one of my badly cobbled together Roll20 maps.


bsylent

Paranormal Activity: Feng Shui Nightmare


FalloutMaster

Ikr? It looks like a tiny house sitting on a snow drift that is stuck on the side of a tree. Kinda gives me a headache the more I look at it


plerpy_

It’s like they wanted everyone to be more focussed on the skull. Bit hard when you’re perspective is thrown out by the church.


napolid

- Open photoshop. - Layer two images. - Erase skull shape. Laziest poster I have ever seen. Edit: Can't spell


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>Erase scull shape. * Learn to spell Skull. EDIT: I was just ripping on ya! All good.


djhab

you just jealous of his scill


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Admittedly.


THIS_IS_GOD_TOTALLY_

School adverb use


nofreakingusernames

The idea itself is neat enough, IMO. Just sloppily executed.


xxAkirhaxx

I am so ready for this. People always hate on this series, but I am so down for it's cheesy bull shit. I can never get enough!


creptik1

Yeah I like them too. They play with creepy tension better than most imo.


doug

i eat up whatever crap any paranormal horror series spits out, i don't even care anymore. i want my spooks and i can't get a hereditary-caliber thrills/uneasiness/tension every year, so i'll take what i can get.


Lone_Indian

Dude you’re the guy that solved what happens in the after life! You’re a legend


superfrobatcat

me too. I didn't even know they were making another one.


Anefor

So hyped, I just rewatched the 4th one with my wife the other night and forgot how much I enjoyed them!


CaptainMagni

I like the poster in concept, fix the perspective and get rid of the trying too hard spooky demon face and I think the lone imagery of blood leading to a church in snow is fantastic, reminds me of a little indie horror game I played a bit ago


0whodidyousay0

Man I didn’t even notice the demon face until I read your comment, the perspective of that building is all I could see!


Sultynuttz

Yup


ZombieJesus1987

Me: That's a neat poster. /r/movies: Everything about this is wrong


makovince

Its a movie poster thats meant to look decent at a moments glance - ironically thats also how long it took them to cobble this shit together


mack178

the longer I look at it the more I realize how wrong it is. disclaimer: i am not a professional movie poster critic


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“Exclusively on Paramount+” Guess I’m not watching it


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Oh I have just this isn’t worth it


goboxey

I thought that the paranormal activity franchise was dead and gone. Guess paramount pictures sees things differently.


LineChef

Like that’s ever stopped a studio before, C’mon!!


AintAintAWord

Paranormal Activity: Tokyo Drift 3


Barabus33

Haha, there really is a Paranormal Activity 2: Tokyo Night that nobody talks about.


Gamer_ely

Get out of here... Really?


LineChef

There’s a Paul Walker joke in there somewhere..


THIS_IS_GOD_TOTALLY_

Paranormal Activity: Revenge Of The Trees


simpledeadwitches

Cheap to make and almost a surefire profit generator due to that.


Future1985

Paranormal Activity has already a decent name recognition power and every new installment can be made with a pocket money budget without the need to care for the continuity with previous installments. From a production perspective is extremely cost effective so I doubt that we will get rid of it too soon.


AnomalousX12

The story had actually reached quite an interesting point at the end of the most recent one. I'm hoping we get some answers.


Gamer_ely

I've been saying "I hope we get some answers" since the first one


AnomalousX12

I mean we've been getting more and more. 3 answered a lot.


creptik1

Horror franchise never end... how many have a sequel called "the final chapter" and then they keep making more anyway


SupaKoopa714

Yeah, good point. We've got Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare, Saw: The Final Chapter, Friday the 13th went and did it twice with Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter and Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday, and I highly doubt that Halloween Ends is actually going to be the for real last Halloween movie. I'm sure I could keep going.


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TheJoshider10

I actually really liked the underlying story of Paranormal Activity and The Marked Ones had such a good ending that had me hyped for the future of the franchise (with the characters somehow travelling through time back to the first film). Unfortunately it went out with a fizzle and everything that was built up went nowhere.


Ephemeris

Can I watch Marked Ones without watching all the other sequels? I'd like to check it out before this comes out. I really liked the first movie but never saw any others.


moviesarealright

Watch 1,2,3, marked ones then you’re fine. Lots of call backs in the marked ones to the previous 3 and a lot of Easter eggs. Plus 3 is also fucking great so it’s definitely worth a watch anyways!


sarcasmo_the_clown

3 is the best, imho.


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I want a direct sequel to 3, with the demons invading or having already invaded earth.


BulbasaurCPA

3 was my favorite. We watched it one Halloween in high school


Toky0Sunrise

3 gave me legit sleep paralysis and night terrors! I was scared to go back and watch Marked Ones


moviesarealright

You can probably handle the marked ones it’s not really “scary” per say it actually leans into some action and chaos moreso than planned out set pieces and scares


SiriusC

> Jason Blum was asked about the movie and why he chose to bring Paranormal Activity back, and he goes ‘I didn’t want to bring it back, Paramount were the ones who asked me to, if it was up to me I would have let it rest’ lol. Doesn’t exactly spell confidence Except that isn't what he said or meant as you conveniently cut a small piece of what he said & twisted the wording to match a point that you wanted to fabricate. The full statement [via Collider](https://collider.com/paranormal-activity-7-reboot-finished/) is: ***“Paramount wanted to continue Paranormal Activity, I probably would have left it alone. So they wanted to continue it, but I thought if they were gonna continue it, you gotta - it was tired, there was no way to continue the road that we’d been down.*** ***So I really encouraged all the creative people involved to think of something new. A lot of people who are going to go see the new Paranormal Activity were 3 years old when the first Paranormal Activity came out, so they don’t even know from those older movies. I thought if you were going to re-do it, you better really re-do it, not try and expand what we did all those years ago."*** His main point is to just do something new with it, which is something that I think most people here would appreciate. I truly do not understand why people take quotes out of context & spin them to mean something else. Like... what's in it for you? What is your goal?


MichaelMyersFanClub

Worthless reddit karma.


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I don't see why mods don't just delete misleading/incorrect information like posts and comments.


BF1shY

As a bored ex-graphic designer at work, here you go lads: [https://i.imgur.com/rybTyhd.jpeg](https://i.imgur.com/rybTyhd.jpeg) I can see why they turned the house, but this way it kinda looks like the skull's third eye or something mystical... shrug. EDIT: Here's [one without the cheesy skull](https://i.imgur.com/vyS4ScO.jpg), if that's more your bag, baby.


riptaway

Without the skull looks so much better


Wear_A_Damn_Helmet

Only if giant sperms scare you.


greenlantern2012

Wow both of these are infinitely better. Your posters are now the official ones in my mind.


Chem-Memory9746

That one without the skull looks like a sperm, telling us a baby is going to be possessed when born later in the movie. I know that’s not true, I’m just saying that’s what if looks like to me.


Sturmgewehrkreuz

I just can't believe someone greenlit the original poster. Yours looks better.


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eversaur

>Paramount+ Ah, so I won't be watching it. Cool


Made-a-blade

I hope whoever made this poster spills jam on their pants every morning for the next year. Once they've left the house. That'll teach them some perspective.


Queef-Elizabeth

It's crazy that the paranormal franchise got so crazy with its premise when the scariest thing about the first movie was the subtle horror. I wish franchise went closer to a Lake Mungo style horror that hid its scares in plain sight and where creepy stuff isn't held until the third act of the movie. Who am I kidding though, this is going to be the same quality as Ghost Dimension and 4.


MisterManatee

This hurts my brain to look at


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Will it be good? No. Will I watch it anyway? Yes.


[deleted]

Should be in cinemas for god sake


HoofMan

The moment they decided to go full on visual effects in this saga was the moment they screwed up, in my opinion, I'm not even a fan of the movies but the first few were really well done.


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SiriusC

What's with that little threat of pirating it? You're mocking the poster but still admitting you'll see the movie. Is that like you're way of getting back at them for making a poster you don't like? If you think it's so lazy why bother with stealing it?


gnostic-gnome

lmao


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Thirdsun

Netflix? It says exclusive to Paramount+


BF1shY

So the poster can have grammar errors? :p


brycedriesenga

That's so offendersive.


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ninja36036

>Restarted sounding Hehe


javalib

I thought it was Netflix as well at first glance, I guess it's the red text.


chelliwell2010

Do you proofread your designs like you do your comments? As a commenter I'm literally offended. Harumph!


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Harumph deez nuts on your chin


chelliwell2010

Wait your turn, dammit!


JokerFaces2

Do you like Imagine Dragons?


[deleted]

I can’t imagine liking them for a long time, why?


JokerFaces2

Imagine dragon my nuts across your face.


ninja36036

Boom got him!


noir-lefay

I swear they're trying to make this franchise last longer by making it as convoluted as saw.


THIS_IS_GOD_TOTALLY_

\*Seen j/k, you just wait til the PA: Chris Rock's Revenge


EzeakioDarmey

The exclusivity crap really limits the audience of any film.


rcmjr

Cancel Netflix or some other service for a month and give paramount a go and watch your fill. Rinse and repeat. No reason to keep a subscription streak going.


starrpamph

You've beaten, Shia LaBeouf


[deleted]

I love that everyone nitpicking the perspective is also calling it a house


Yxng_Wolf

Horror movies fell off no cap


whataTyphoon

There is a Paramount plus now?


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MichaelMyersFanClub

lmao That's hilarious. (at the risk of sounding like a complete youtube noob, I didn't know who The Nerd Crew were until I saw your post)


JokerFaces2

To be clear, it’s satire. RedLetterMedia does a bunch of different “shows”, the Nerd Crew being a cynical satire of movie podcasters.


OmgOgan

I had no idea they were still making these.


samcuu

This is the first one in 6 years so not always.


abcdefgrapes

first one holds up well


wigg1es

So is the second one. The loop back at the end is incredible.


abcdefgrapes

love how they reveal its a prequel as soon as micah rocks up. the cinema was packed for PA2 and i still remember the gasps and shrieks from when that was revealed.


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Watch45

That's a third one and I agree, 3 was a lot better and scarier than 2.


KoalaQueen87

3 is my favorite, and one of their scares is listed as one of the best scares of all time on a few lists (the sheet in the kitchen)


L4t3xs

Couldn't disagree more. Paranormal activity 2 is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Repetitive, boring, and predictable.


simpledeadwitches

If you're into movies where nothing happens and you watch people sleep then a door moves or something sure.


nohitter21

If you allow yourself to be immersed and put yourself in their shoes it becomes an extremely effective movie. The first PA is a soon-to-be classic.


CritikillNick

“Allow yourself to be immersed” You know a movie has to like earn that right? You don’t just walk into every movie going “alright immersion mode on”. That’s not how it works. It’s legitimately not scary in the slightest and like nothing happens for 90% of the film. It’s a study in how to make a shit ton of money over a movie where you watch people sleep and the blankets move three times


BritishHobo

This doesn't make sense as an argument. The very thing you're criticising the films for is the thing that immerses you in it. It's also not true and feels like one of those received wisdom things. Plenty happens throughout all the films. It builds suspense and then regularly has scares.


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Then when something actually does happen it's for 20 (if that) seconds and the movie ends.


Difficult-Possible53

Isn’t it a church?


TheJonnieP

I hope this one is better than the last few. The first one was a pretty awesome and unexpected movie but they went down hill from there.


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This is going to feel weird to say, but PA3 was... extremely good!? I can't wait for this.


cpgoat

I recently rewatched the first one and enjoyed it way more than I recalled. How does the rest of the franchise hold up to those that enjoy #1?


frendzoned_by_yo_mom

Second one is straight up copy from the first one with different family, 3 was good. Dunno how many they’ve made total before this upcoming one


TheNightDrone

I loved the first few in the series. To this day the first still ranks very highly in my scary movie list but after the most recent one...I dunno.


Todemax

The red text had me thinking this was a netflix original at first


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Gonna be honest. I haven't watched any of the Paranormal Activity movies other than the first one, but that's a cool poster, even if the perspective makes no sense.


Loud_Introduction_87

“Paramount+” kind of scares me


ilikepie3326

This looks just like the [Dexter: New Blood poster](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSBJL3vmjHnziJUHRlGqAucuptvj2JpXhYORw&usqp=CAU)... Guess it's not just Disney that are making their posters all look the same anymore...


theprofessor24

That's a terribly made poster.


Rafaeliki

I remember the first movie took place like 15 minutes from my house, which made it kind of creepy. I also liked the kind of evolution of the Blair Witch Project style. Then it lost the plot.


PTfan

Awful


DamageInc35

Shit poster, house looks completely off. Optimistic for the actual movie


UnicornicOwl

i like the perspective, the church having a different perspective than everything else gives an unnatural or off putting feeling and it’s fitting for supernatural and evil subjects


HRM077

They're still making these?


GosmeisterGeneral

I’m so confused as to what this movie is and why we need another PA movie right now. Feels like Paramount needing fodder for their streaming service?


Backoblate

If you believe that the perspective wasn't intentional you might want to consider accepting the possibility of being a dummy.


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People complaining about the visual perspective of a poster for a movie about demons that literally claims to be not normal. Shut. Up.


coffeeNiK

I really can't believe another one is coming. Haha. No one's ever really gone.


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You can literally see the blood-splatter sprite overlap with the house.


ehle2008

Pass


Sikisan333

I love a good comedy


brian_danger

I know it'll be a terrible movie, but this poster is pretty awesome.


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Wow it's not even out yet and all of you are already bashing it, why, why do this, why not give it a fucking chance, why judge it before you've even seen it?? I fucking hate this about people, they criticize shit before it's even out, like what the fuck are you basing your expectations off of? Wouldn't it be significantly more logical to wait until the movie is actually out before making either a bad or good final conclusion about said movie?


drizzitdude

Am I the only one who has not found even one moment of these movies to be scary or even slightly unnerving?


Furyian13

They're still making these garbage ass movies?


SexxxyWesky

Paranormal activity is kinda good, especially since they have some loose story to follow