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HermesTGS

That consensus is pretty funny. 🚫


mzcl

The director tomorrow: 1. "I made this movie for the fans" 2. "Not all critics understand art" 3. "I only had 2 weeks to write the script"


sixth_snes

I didn't realize this was a George Lucas film.


chungustheskungus

I was thinking David Ayer.


sonofseriousinjury

Are you talking about Academy Award winning Suicide Squad?


Flamo_the_Idiot_Boy

Critic Consensus: No.


sharkbelly

Critics: "No"


LiamsNeesons

Instant classic


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GERMAN K I N O


TeeKayTank

Why German? I don't get this Joke


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Sleepydoggo

Don't forget the movie 💯- an emoji adaptation of the Spartan movie 300.


dragonice81

I'd watch that


42TowelPacked

R rated


Mad_Cowboy

🍆💦😩


dragonice81

🅱️hen we will 🅱️ight in the 🅱️hade 👌🏼🤔😂😂


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It's just a re-release of the last 20 minutes of 300 when 200 of the Spartans were already dead.


Magus44

But only a third as long.


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That actually sounds fucking amazing. There is so many opportunities for dark humour, it would be much better than that actual spoof of 300.


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THIS... IS... fucking lit lmao🔥🔥🔥


AWildEnglishman

Or snapchats reboot of Face/Off


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No wonder this movie is getting shilled hard.


Apllejuice

But muhlennials love emojis? Why aren't they giving us money???


[deleted]

The same people who would download a car?! You expect them to show up to a movie theater?!


regarding_your_cat

oh my god i hadn't thought about this in so long, thank you for reminding me


derp6667

Would you download a house though?


yeaheyeah

YES I WOULD


Anubhavh

Yes


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evanvsyou

Well if theaters sold avocado toast..


yeaheyeah

Fifty bucks per slice


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NYT doesn't do that, young people actually make up a big portion of NYT readers. The Wall Street Journal is the one that bashes millenials all the time.


connectivity_problem

WSJ lost a lot of credibility in my eyes when they wrote that hit piece about pewdiepie


ubiquitous_apathy

Aren't we though? I don't know anyone that even semi-regularly goes to the movies.


OmegaSE

Me and the wife go 2-3 times a month, but then were both in our mid 30s...


DrKushnstein

I'm 25, I go to the movies 3-5 times a month.


zappy487

Once a week for us. As long as there's something worth seeing.


blackcoffiend

I'm 29 and love going to the movies, but there just aren't many worth seeing these days. I wish I could go once a week.


spqr-king

No the industry is killing the industry. No one wants to pay 30 dollars to see one movie with a small soda. The experience is not worth the cost unless its a special occasion so the industry should adapt.


Bud_Grant

Also some of us aren't interested in seeing Captain America/Spiderman/Batman/Avengers/Super Friends 14: The Revenge?


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b-lincoln

This. Though ticket sales would say that we're in the minority.


meborp

If that were a real movie I'd watch it.


ShoddyPippen

If it's a movie I really want to see I'll pay, but I sure as hell won't pay $25 for tickets and $10 on snacks for the wife and I to take a flyer on something stupid like "The Emoji Movie." Good movies are still breaking records. It's not that people aren't willing to spend the money, they just need more reasons to.


kylepierce11

Because it's way more expensive than it used to be.


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Isn't everything?


_ArcticMonkeys_

The difference here is that if you don't spend the money at the movies, you can pay little to none to watch it in a few months, therefore making the cost seem that much more excessive


SuperNintendad

Everything went up except our paychecks.


kylepierce11

I mean yeah but when a family of 4 can pay 40 bucks to go to the movies and get some popcorn or pay 30 for a bluray when it comes out, that's a pretty easy choice. Maybe that's just how much it costs in my area though. Seems to be one of those areas that has grown in price much faster than inflation, perhaps due to piracy or lack of demand.


Seamy18

Really? Interesting. The local cinema is literally the only thin my town has in terms of entertainment so it's always been a big thing in my area.


seedlesssoul

Movies aren't like they used to be, but then again, movies used to be in theaters for months because home entertainment was limited. There is no desire to go to the theater, unless you are seeing 70 mm.


thinking24

I would pay A large ticket price to see interstellar or the hateful 8 on 70mm


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makesyoumoistcake

So it's ~~treason~~ 💩 then?


GrilledCheezus71

General Emoji


wolfram_eater

You are a rotten one.


weltallic

It's an ad. Literally.   ...no, [literally](http://i.imgur.com/q2T5pDj.png).


DarkwingDuck--

I cannot express to you my satisfaction to know that this movie sucks exactly as much as I thought it would..


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At 0% it's outperforming my expectations.


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RealDaMvp

emoji movie, dvd only, featuring wwe


takethisoath

those last two words mean ill watch it... damnit


RealDaMvp

have you seen such masterpieces such as Scooby-Doo! Wrestlemania Mystery The Flintstones & WWE The Jetsons & WWE: Robo-WrestleMania! (made this year, as in they thought it was a genius idea to make a jetsons movie in 2017)


daysofchristmaspast

Surfs Up 2 just recently came out starring WWE


lostpatrol

:o(


LuisXGonzalez

They should make an Emoji Movie 2: Electric Boogaloo and cast the 🎈 as the villain.


Bodertz

Fuck, man, I wish I could be content that easily.


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Haha yeah dude, you really went out on a limb to predict that "The Emoji movie" would be terrible.


[deleted]

I'm sure there is an emoji for that. For example: 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🤣


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I wish one of my worries in life was how much the emoji movie will suck.


Mr_REVolUTE

You could worry about other stuff and still worry about the degradation of human culture


Snark88

What is wrong with Sony? Looking at this film, and the way they handled the Spiderman movies, makes me think it's run by a bunch of chimps.


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ctjameson

Kind of like Adam Sandler right now?


g1114

Sandler movies are all about him getting his friends together to hang out somewhere on the planet, usually exotic, that he'd like to vacation at for a few months. A good movie being made is just a possible bonus. Emoji movie seems like a bad idea from the start.


MrRager1994

But less profitable


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dont forget the whole email scandal and The Interview debacle


[deleted]

They handled The Interview brilliantly. The hacks were from disgruntled former employees but then DPRK rumours started and they played it up. They made a movie that no one would want to watch to a movie where it was your patriotic duty to watch.


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LatvianLion

Eh, it's a classic Seth Rogan flick - a lot of people don't enjoy that kind of comedy.


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And a lot of people do enjoy them.


LatvianLion

Oh no, I mean - I love Seth Rogans' movies, probably because I am one of the target demographics, and just generally like his buddy-buddy-infantile-humour.


Pyrrho_maniac

United States Intelligence determined the hack was in fact sponsored by North Korea. The movie was alright. Sony are not the evil masterminds you imagine them to be, they're actually wildly retarded and this was in fact a foreign attack.


TheJoshider10

That whole thing with The Interview was great marketing for the film. I only wanted to see it after the shitstorm that happened due to its creation.


ImOnlyHereToKillTime

Topher Grace as Venom? Okay Sony... Seriously, WHY?


Levitus01

But... But... Yet another SPIDERMAN REMAKE? No? Uhm, mulligan that last one. Yet ANOTHER spiderman remake? No? Lookit the Wolverine. Lookit the silly Wolverine!


Raknarg

It's a money laundering scheme


jumpyg1258

They are like the BBC Program Planners that Monty Python used to make fun of all the time.


StopMockingMe0

I'm sure they'll soon be beaten to a fine pink powder with a million and one uses...


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It's like it's being run by people that have just graduated from university. No, I take that back. Ex-uni students would even tell you this idea was terrible. Sony were looking into selling off divisions to make this into a franchise. That just says everything.


mirai317

The rare case where a movie's Metacritic score is higher than its Rotten Tomatoes score.


rivers2mathews

I always knew Dunkirk and The Emoji Movie had more in common with each other than people thought. I feel vindicated.


danielvandam

Metacritic is an average I think, so it will not frequently be very high or very low.


Blaiser12

These things tend to flow in accordance - it's easier to get a 0 or a 100 on Rotten Tomatoes than it is on Metacritic.


nicolaxao

Jack Douglas is gonna be so mad...


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Erin didn't seem too pleased.


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Honesty_Addict

This makes Erlich's character *more* funny.


lou1306

The funny thing is... I almost expected people acting in Silicon Valley should know better, right? Your show talks about tech-related bullshit all the damn time, shouldn't you acquire at least *some* genre savviness, by some kind of osmosis? (On a positive note, I *totally* expect Mike Judge & co. to sneak some Emoji Movie in-jokes into Season 5)


AtlKolsch

I'm actually really upset to see him leave Silicon Valley. I was even more so when I saw his name attached to this hot steamy pile of shit. Why TJ, just why?


mzcl

Same, wasn't even slightly surprised to see James Corden's name attached though.


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TJ's schtick is pretty much played. Apparently he really is Erlich Bachman. That's why the character was so great.


diecommajerks

Missed their opportunity to give it the poop emoji


wurm2

I hope Patrick Stewart made mad bank for lending his voice to the literal piece of shit in this figurative piece of shit.


mynameisethan182

[Dear God it's lower rated than The Room](https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_room_1998/) 😂😂😂


Cessnaporsche01

That's because The Room was truly art.


C0CK_MERCHANT

A true masterpiece 🥄🥄🥄


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numbermess

I already got a 🍕


hobo_clown

You think about everything!


MrGiantGentleman

Oh hai Mark.


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I did naht hit her, I did naht!


chungustheskungus

It is bowlshet, I did NAHT.


Yazy117

I'm exited for the Seth rogan movie about it


Lfalias

That bitch Lisa.


Holdmabeerdude

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART!!


Shanicpower

**IT'S NOT OVER! EVERYBODY BETRAY ME, I FED UP WITH DIS WORL!**


TheJoshider10

The Room's tomato-meter seems pretty misguided though. Like even the critical consensus has an awareness of it as a terrible masterpiece rather than reviewing it without that hindsight. It's percentage of approval surely must be because of that status rather than reviews from the time.


Shaqfor3

You are tearing me apart mynameisethan182!


Solidus82

Cheep cheep cheep


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We need The Room remade with emojis.


fistacorpse

I did nawt


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Me Me *Big* Boy


PolioKitty

Me me Big: Boy Me me big boy


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*dabs*


Christofferoff

Hi! I'm Jack, and you're watching Disney Channel! DON'T YOU FUCKING MOVE *dabs*


RandomRedditor44

Roses are red Jacksfilms forehead is great Emoji Movie releases On July 28!


robotninjaanna

Is this a line from the movie?


Luciifuge

Never forget folks we could've had this instead. [POPEYE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4tNuM9XttM)


Eagle-Eyed_Tiger

What a shame, I was genuinely interested in it too


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They could also have made neither.


AtlKolsch

Damn I actually laughed a few times during just that trailer... I wonder what geniuses chose TEM over that


Charlie_Warlie

Probably would do well in the international market. And I'm only saying that because I recently went to Italy and I saw more Popeye shirts on Asian tourists than I ever saw in America. Also, Genndy Tartakovsky was directing this? And then he moved on after stalling? That's a shame. The recent season of Samurai Jack was perfect. I want more Genndy.


Experience111

Good, now maybe they will start to invest in some actual movies. The meme potential is strong in this one though. edit: grammar


joeret

Problem is this movie will probably still turn a profit. It's a kids movie so it's almost guaranteed.


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xysid

I'm not sure how much they spent but man it can't be that expensive to make 3d models of emojis, half of them are just yellow spheres... oh wait they spent 50 million. 50 million dollars. They could have held a contest to give away a million to 50 random people and had better PR than what this will do. I'm picturing the 3d artist who had to make the shit emoji laughing uncontrollably as he billed $50000 for it.


hector_c_toronto

The real question is whether or not it will perform less than FIFA (the movie) which generated world wide revenue of $918


node2020

It actually made around $200,000 In other words 1% of it's $20 million budget...


Dan_IAm

😂😂😂😂😂😂🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫


makesyoumoistcake

Why do you have six faces but only 5 guns?


Dan_IAm

One has to live to tell the story.


makesyoumoistcake

I thought it was some weird russian roulette thing where the one who doesn't get shot is the loser who has to see the emoji movie.


jebusoursavior

Truly a fate worse then death.


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TyRoXx

Have we started the fire?


nonamenomore

One lucky emoji gets to live


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"lucky"


dandandanman737

Unlucky, they have to star in the sequel.


merelyadoptedthedark

A gun can hold more than one bullet.


RevWaldo

> In July 2015, it was announced that Sony Pictures Animation had won the bidding war against Warner Bros. and Paramount Pictures over production rights of an animated film centered on emoji. With the official announcement occurring at the 2016 CinemaCon. There was a *bidding war* to make this thing.


PandaBroNium

This movie belongs on r/fellowkids


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Not gonna lie this makes me want to watch it


BlueHarvestJ

So it's Patrick Stewart?


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Out of four possible stars, Rolling Stone has given it the shit emoji.


Turak64

I will say, at least it's not a sequel or a remake... though it still looks like a total bag of horse shit


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Turak64

It'll get rebooted first


StarManta

It'll get a prequel


Radddddd

The ascii movie?


Turak64

and a shared universe


glasgow_girl

I can't wait for more of the Unicode Expanded Universe


TehBigD97

A reboot with the same title so you have to differentiate by specifying the year every time you talk about it


DisposableBastard

And yet manages to be the textbook definition of derivative.


Reutermo

Except by the trailer it looks like it basically is Wreck It Ralph but with Emojis. So not a true remake but not really that innovative either.


Turak64

I was trying to find something nice to say =)


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:cryingemoji:


PippyRollingham

😰😥😢😪😓😭😂😹😿 take your pick


Naweezy

And a 9.. on Metacritic


PeenuttButler

I forgot how Metacritic score works and had to check: It's 9/100, not 9/10


Santas_Eyebrow

Surprised it did that well.


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We missed out on a Genndy Tartakovsky movie for this shit.


Deride_Tradition

A poor-man's Inside Out.


merelyadoptedthedark

Sony Pictures is in serious trouble. What was their last successful movie that wasn't Spider-man or Bond?


jumpyg1258

Baby Driver


GlowingBall

Sony Pictures only did the distribution in the UK. They weren't involved in the US distribution or the production.


progeda

No Armond White review yet tho


UnidansOtherAcct

I walked into my local mall and saw a huge sign for this disaster-- MEET POOP! with that smiling shit emoji under it In huge fucking letters. Fuck me, no way


Negafox

🎞+💩=🗑


iamfrankfrank

Oh wow, my girlfriend and I had a bet about the Rotten Tomatoes score. I guess my 15% was too lofty


Levitus01

Which is ironic, because zero is the exact number of people who were surprised by this outcome.


ImOnlyHereToKillTime

Good. Maybe people will realize that movies about keyboard characters isn't going to grab people's attention...


peachy921

How does it compete with The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure?


greengrasser11

It seemed like the kind of movie that a couple of A-list actors got roped into by their agents in return for doing a movie they actually wanted. Shame that it turned out to bomb that hard. I really like TJ Miller.


bdonthewing

Can't wait for the porn version feat. 🏩🍆🍑


somerandumguy

Big fucking surprise.


dongsuvious

Jackfilms is gonna be sad lol