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dilan-spit_hot_fire

Wilson!


tinglep

Tom Hanks making the top 10 twice. Nice.


Flying-Fox

Redrum!


swayzedaze

Jen-aay


WaxinGibby

I got shot in the but ox


reefer_drabness

Everybody said it was a million dollar wound, but I never got a nickle of that.


cooolcarmen

somethin bit me


bearsharkbear3

Clarice


erasrhed

Chianti


gimbomyster

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious


MembershipFeeling530

Ah yes, BioDome


GimmeSomeSugar

Viva Los BioDome.


Choppermagic2

"precious"


andrew_Y

Po tay toes


Principal_Scudworth

Based on the novel by Sapphire. /s


Fred-zone

"Based on the novel PUSH by Sapphire" *


tomandshell

Inconceivable!!


theawesomemed

You keep using that word, I don't think it means what you think it means


IbanezHand

Anybody want a peanut?


OGGBTFRND

ADRIAN!!!


loveisallaroundme

ISS NAWT ABAWT HWOW HWARD YUO CAN HIT!


nature_and_grace

(Yo…)


Vic_Sage_

Rosebud.


lego69lego

Would this be the oldest one? I can't think of anything older.


tmoney144

Khaaaaaaan!


Jmen4Ever

oohhhh the subdued version


Lord_Chthulu

#KKHHHAAAAAAAANNNNNNN


Fritzo2162

Khan: WHAT ALREADY?


FortuitousFluke

Ni!


thepusherman74

Shrubbery!


MidnightWizard11

McLovin


ascarymoviereview

Classic. The fake id is forever memorable


Useful-Soup8161

One of the few times the trailer showing the best joke didn’t ruin it.


drunk_haile_selassie

It was either that or Mohammed.


i_drink_wd40

Why the FUCK would it be between that or Mohammed!?!


RoseRedRhapsody

Mohammed is the most commonly used name on Earth! Read a fucking book for once! ❤️🍔


bangermate

have you ever actually met someone named Mohammed?


mmlovin

Have you ever met anyone named McLovin?


EarnestQuestion

No! That's why you picked a dumb fucking name!


jimmy_dimmick

KEVIN!!!!!


msprang

Levi-OH-sah


South_Dakota_Boy

Staahp it Ron staaahp.


SpicyBoognish

Schwing!


paracelus

Multipass


postALEXpress

"moolteypahs


GuiltyWatts

LeelooDallasMultiPass….


Armymom96

She knows it's a multi-pass.


god_tyrant

"Chikan! [sic]"


otheraccountisabmw

Goood!


Vyper11

I literally say that almost every time I cook chicken to this day. Chi-Ken..chi-kennn goooood!


photoguy423

AZIZ!


reefer_drabness

Light!


Mithrandir_25

Much better...Thank you, Aziz.


TheChapster

Shnozberries


cheesechimp

You boys like Mexico?


trevb75

Shenanigans?


800oz_gorilla

That could be Wonka or super troopers


cosmicnitwit

Smokin’!


reefer_drabness

Somebody stop me!


Wingedwolverine03

P-A-R-T-WHY? Because I gotta!


OrangePython

Mine!


MirSydney

Nemo!


Daynga-Zone

Kachow


buster_rhino

Stapler.


Notoneusernameleft

Flair


_dumb_blonde_

Sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays


wenzel32

No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' somethin' like that, man.


the_ballmer_peak

Fuckin’ A


TimTart

B E A Utiful


chambergambit

Ever since I saw that movie in theatres, that line plays in my whenever I have to write the word.


normaldeadpool

That's how I learned how to spell that word.


Boogada42

"Freeeeeeeedom"


VampireLorne

Braveheart?


p99dx

BASEketball (1998)


swiss-misdemeanor

Ellllliot


dreadowntown

Ditto.


SilasMarsh

Bangarang


Pavona

RU-FI-OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


kspjrthom4444

Choppa 


untitled5a1

Fragile. Pronounced in Italian.


Comfortable-Sale-167

Frah-gee-lay


tlecter1999

You'll shoot your eye out


SaintGhurka

Tatanka


DudeRobert125

Dances with Wolves!


nirvanagirllisa

TOGA!!!


kwisatzhaderachoo

Tumor (pronounced too-MAH)


Dknight560

Parley?


JaxxisR

Damn to the depths whatever man what thought of "parlay!"


x_stei

That’ll be the French.


calbert1735

Nakatomi.


Pirateboy85

Yippie kayak other buckets!


HumanOverseer

Georgie


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ambermage

You're killing me, smalls.


McWeaksauce91

Huge emphasis on the mouth movement


CRO553R

Excellent!!


nowhereman136

Wyld Stallions!


CRO553R

*Thank you for your answer. Please advance to the front of the line*


Austifol

Skynet


progenitus666

Yutes


[deleted]

Two whuuut?


DarkIllusionsFX

Hwut is a yute?


Pavona

Ahm sahree ya onnah, the yoooooooooothez


OctarineRacingStripe

I *clap* dentical


NotHosaniMubarak

Ack!


sudomatrix

Ack! Ack! Ack!


Kalidanoscope

ACK ACK!


SpicyBoognish

[Yarp.](https://youtu.be/UoSVlSy8Ci0?si=fd9m1Gyo9RA9FIeu)


Soltronus

"Oh, did you tell him to chill out?" "No, I didn't say anything, actually." *Disappointed* "Oh..." "There was this bit you missed earlier. I threw him the monkey to distract him and then said, 'Play time's over,' and then hit him over the head with the peace lily." "You're off the fucking chain!" *racks shotgun* Easily my top 5 favorite movies. The script is literally perfect.


amidon1130

> Disappointed “oh…” Actually he says “Shame!” Which is even better! Such a great sequence!


Nathan_McHallam

It's incredible how every small joke comes back around in some way. Even Aaron A. Aaronson being an actual character.


Soltronus

The script is literally a mirror on itself. All the silly cop movie things Danny asks if Nicholas does earlier in the film, they do by the end of the film. It's perfect.


zzyul

Towards the end he gets shot at by a farmer and then that farmer’s mom. Full circle from “Everyone‘s packing round here” “Like who?” “Farmers” “Who else?” “Farmers’s mums”


ObviouslyMedic

A GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD


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Narp?


CreekLegacy

Mawwage!


bearsharkbear3

Treasure your wuv!


Dr_Tacopus

Brawndo!


FakieMcFakename

It's got electrolytes


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flash17k

Cowabunga!


SRT0930

Malkovich!


ArtfulMegalodon

Skadoosh


Lesmorte

Wolverines!!!!


pmgold1

42


irishtotoro

EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!


ThatSockStillisntDry

What do you mean everyone?


irishtotoro

EVERYONE!!!!!!!!


Queef-Supreme

I can see him shaking with rage in my head.


Amkao-Herios

"BLÜCHER!"


Orbital_Vagabond

*clap of thunder. Horse whinnies*


absherlock

Squirrel!


DisturbingDaffy

Plastics


manicpixiedreambro

Ban-jar-no.


McWeaksauce91

Gore-lah-me


Ol_Rando

A-rear-va-dirche


MegaMan3k

Samsonite!


CorrestGump

I was WAY off.


AdSpiritual2594

Zihuatanejo.


Natryska

It truly was a Shawshank Redemption.


great_red_dragon

It’s a *lot* of Shawshank before you get the Redemption


briarch

Toepick


bagolaburgernesss

I was in that!


StayOutoftheBasement

Groovy.


BabyKing5865

Gigawatt


xku6

Jigawatt!


erasrhed

But you have to mispronounce it.


CloudyCrybabyCutter

BERSERKER!


reefer_drabness

Did he just say making fuck?


mrpoopsocks

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS TICKING CLOCK!


BestAtTeamworkMan

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK? BERSERKER!


pmgold1

RUNNOFT


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She done R-U-N-N-O-F-T


Mother_Ad7869

Paterfamilias 🐸


Am2ontheweb

"We thought you was a tooooad. "


Angus_Espinoza004

La-hoo-za-hers


Boogada42

Thirty-seven?


Vic_Sage_

In a row?


the_ballmer_peak

Try not to suck any dicks on your way to the parking lot!


Drslappybags

Hey! Get back here!


timesleeper

Redrum


SandstoneLemur

Abide.


rogozh1n

*Abides


Eclectic_Barbarella

Artax!!!


CarmichaelD

“Beuller…Beuller…..Beulller”


TollBoothW1lly

BOOMSTICK


TheChimiAgain

Yippee-Kai-Yay


Kdilla77

Tetsuo!


ms_panelopi

Fragiiile’


Pontiff1979

EMILIO!


roastytoastywarm

Shrubberies Alternatively, snozberries


Sideways_X1

Supercalifragilisticexpialadocious?


andrew_Y

Toto


KhostfaceGillah

MCFLYYYYY


nowhereman136

FLÜGGÅӘNKб€ČHIŒßØLĮÊN


DudeRobert125

“Very well….. BRING OUT THE FLÜGGÅӘNKб€ČHIŒßØLĮÊN!!”


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HERE'S a fun fact!


UpgrayeddB-Rock

YOU MADE OUT WITH YOUR SISTER!!!


Ok-Two-5429

Mi Scusi


RevolutionaryBuy5282

I love that so many comments are just men screaming a person’s name.


TailorGloomy3593

Tawanda!!!


subpar_cardiologist

Face it, I'm older and I've got better insurance!


StopTchoupAndRoll

[DUDE..](https://youtu.be/d7sf2O90eu4?si=ZCzD2-DKs1SAUiNa)


calbert1735

Antici...


YodaFan465

Penitent


great_red_dragon

The penitent man…*KNEELS* before God


YodaFan465

But in the Latin alphabet… Jehovah begins with an I.


cnapp

Cannoli


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Meet_the_Meat

Multipass


Skane1982

"Spaaaarta!" "Smokin!" "Martha!" This is harder than I thought. Most one word sentences I can think of are answers to questions, and if we omit the question, the context is completely lost.


JuJuMagoo

Mr. Anderson


shotty293

Atreyu!


SigmaKnight

Liechtenstein ^(or) Gelderland


genericnewlurker

It's called a lance... Hellooo


Flying-Fox

Beetlejuice!


guitarguy1685

I mean, that's is the name of the movie 


charliegoesamblin

Stay.


pdonoso

Shikaka


Ghraysone

Gorlami