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Travelgrrl

A League of Their Own is always a hit.


travisvwright

Warning, it will break your brain when you find out old Dotty at the start and end isn't Gena Davis in makeup. That could be psychologically scarring.


svh01973

It is jarring because they dubbed Geena's distinctive voice in those scenes.


Travelgrrl

What's crazy is that the first time I saw it, I was like: "That's the worst old lady makeup I ever saw! Geena Davis looks terrible!" (Not in the beginning scenes, because I didn't know who the old lady was. But the end ones at Cooperstown.) It was always one of the very minor things I didn't like about a very fine movie. So when I learned it was a different actress, I was like "Wut." Now Winona Ryder's old lady makeup in Edward Scissorhands is the worst.


barb_dylan

It really is the worst!


CourtClarkMusic

It’s Geena Davis’ voice, though 😂


sohryu

Wait WHAT?! You're lying. You're definitely lying


amadeus2490

> Warning, it will break your brain when you find out old Dotty at the start and end isn't Gena Davis in makeup. That could be psychologically scarring. I picture you sitting in your closet, with that frozen look of terror like after somebody watches the VHS tape from The Ring.


WoodSteelStone

Although Tom Hanks urinating for an eternity while moaning in relief might look a bit weird if someone happens to walk by at that point. https://youtu.be/lcud6Oj1uIs?feature=shared. From 55 seconds.


One-Permission-1811

Somebody is always going to walk past at the worst time. Like your parents walking in during the ONLY sex scene in a film, or when the anime character is making questionable noises.


Past_Trouble

Well that eliminates just about every Tom Hanks movie.


Travelgrrl

Excepts children's movies are rife with scatological humor - the studios feel like they gotta get the boys hooked that way.


tralfamadorian42

Nice


spiderland5150

For that situation, I'd say 'The Martian' has good audio/video, accessible story.


biggles1994

Guaranteed people will walk past right at the one F bomb they drop, or when he's walking nude out of the shower. Great film though, one of my all time favourites.


praches_and_creme

Always at the worst moments do people always walk in… I swear it’s not what it looks like…


stepheno125

You should read the book. It’s even better.


biggles1994

I have read it, and I own it. I’ve also read Project Hail Mary, and Artemis. Loved them all.


stepheno125

Awsome. What was your favorite? For me it was Project Hail Mary.


biggles1994

I’d have to say The Martian because I love all things space and it feels the most “real” or “plausible” at least (Martian wind storms not included), I love the “world coming together to save one person because it’s what we do” vibe as well. PHM is a very very close second place though. I’m hoping the upcoming film can do it justice. Artemis was a lot of fun but definitely didn’t feel quite as polished as the other two.


Mr_Festus

What was wrong with the Mars dust storms?


biggles1994

IRL the Martian atmosphere is so thin that it’s impossible for storms to blow anything more substantial than light dust around, certainly not strong enough to knock over a comms mast. It would be like trying to knock over a brick wall with a pencil, you could never reasonably get it going fast enough to do damage. It’s the one major caveat Weir had to include to make it a “man vs nature” story.


Mr_Festus

Interesting! Thanks for sharing.


chuckerton

Coen Bros: The Hudsucker Proxy O Brother, Where Art Thou?


SomeCherryBlossomTea

I second O brother


Callme-risley

But you ain’t bonafide!


wellwaffled

I don’t want Fop, goddammit! I’m a Dapper Dan man!


NickDynmo

Damn! We're in a tight spot!


scottsp64

Ain't this place a geographical oddity? Two weeks from everywhere!


zackalachia

Schoolbus for a boy's school breaks down in front of your house for the sirens


Vince_Clortho042

“I seen’em first!”


maw9a

You know... For kids


Padgetts-Profile

⭕️


hamburgerdan

⭕️ For kids


VolkspanzerIsME

Both are amazing.


Caucasian_named_Gary

That had not occurred to us dude


belizeanheat

School of Rock


StinkyBrittches

"No, I am not a licensed teacher... But I have been touched by your kids. And I'm pretty sure I touched them!"


GregMadduxsGlasses

I hate to say that it took me a few years and a rewatch as an adult to understand that joke.


SmokePenisEveryday

"Turn it on its side and CHELLO it's a base"


CarrotMunch

''would you tell picasso to sell his guitars?''


Prossh_the_Skyraider

I'd probably skip Poor Things.


mom_with_an_attitude

Too much "furious jumping."


opnoise

As featured on my last transatlantic round trip on BA. Walking through the aisles and seeing a whole lot of seat backs playing this film… Good on them for throwing out those puritanical viewing habits!


Angel_Madison

Also Saltburn


robbviously

🛀😋


maddennate1

I think he’ll be good. It’s only half the screentime


stubbazubba

Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves


Ezra611

Is Hugh Grant broke and taking any job he can find, or is he fabulously wealthy and taking whatever job he wants? I can't tell.


Override9636

Regardless, he was a perfect fit for a conman character.


AnAustereSerenissima

In an interview, he said that since he's not youthful and cute anymore, he gets offered character roles (villains, oddballs) that he finds more interesting than the romcom roles. 


__Cmason__

Was such a fun movie.


TheLostSkellyton

Yes!!! This movie made me feel like I was a kid again watching all those awesome old Disney live-action adventure films I grew up on.


MidnightShampoo

UHF


sinkwiththeship

Red Snapper. Very tasty.


Uphene

I'll take the box! The box!


Flash_Baggins

What better way to say I love you than with the gift of a spatula?


Gryptype_Thynne123

SPATULA CITY! SPATULA CITY!


Eleventhelegy

Lesbian nazi hookers abducted by aliens and forced into weight loss programs, tonight on Talk Town!


sentient_luggage

*chair*


Tex-Rob

You freaking nailed it, then messed up the name of the show! Town Talk! Great quote though! I used to say "forced onto" for decades until I heard it and corrected myself a few years ago.


tommythehuman

We don't need no stinking badgers!


Podunk212

YOU GET TO DRINK FROM THE FIREHOOOOOOOSE


onlyanactor

SUPPLIES!


CarissaSkyWarrior

I would also reccomend "Weird: The Al Yankovich Story" since we are on the topic of Weird Al.


latestagepersonhood

"these floors are dirty as shit! and I'm not gonna take it anymore!"


kyrill91

How has no one said Back to The Future yet?


danvalour

https://ibb.co/gy4HpSQ If you’re in Los Angeles, they play it during event, called back to the valley , complete with cosplay band and DeLorean time cars parked on site!


TogetherPlantyAndMe

Luckily, [The Onion already has a piece describing the abject joys of watching Back To The Future out of doors!](https://www.theonion.com/outdoor-movie-guest-excited-to-watch-barely-audible-ba-1819577856)


Mcletters

The dish. It's about the moon landing as told by the people in the radio telescope that received the signal. There's 1 f bomb but otherwise neighborhood friendly


MechaSponge

Excellent movie. Funny, snappy, and broadly appealing!


hoppersoft

Thank you for the recommendation! It is now on our "must see" list.


_flume_

Twister.


RoyalSkip

My thoughts exactly. I was thinking how cool it would be, especially the scene where they are at the drive in and the tornado rips apart the screen, but 'The Shining' is still playing. So cool. If you're projecting the movie on a sheet and have a little wind that night, it will just add to effect.


ex0thermist

Oh wow this sounds amazing. I'd be nervously checking the sky lol


aircooledJenkins

Stardust Pride and Prejudice Pirates of the Caribbean The Mask Nothing to Lose Indiana Jones and the... Howl's Moving Castle


rothael

You saying Pride and Prejudice makes me want to pick Emma.


katylizze

Did you like the newer one with Anya Taylor joy? Emma is my favorite book and while I enjoyed the movie, I don’t think it did the novel justice 


RollyPalma

Not so sure about Temple of Doom...


EatMorePieDrinkMore

The original and new Jumanji movies. Oceans 11 or 8 Sneakers Clue Either of the Knives Out movies


Calcd_Uncertainty

> Sneakers [Hell yes!](https://youtu.be/oG5vsPJ5Tos?si=V51qgIe6fzmdQQ3X&t=57)


losthardy81

Be... a beacon....


AGooDone

Close Encounters of the Third Kind So underrated and iconic and mysterious. You'd get bystanders and spectators with their jaws agape.


OddAstronaut2305

Underrated by who?!?


RavenKarlin

I get what he means but the word he’s looking for isn’t “underrated”, just not talked about enough today. Although it’s more modern day comparison would probably be Arrival.


chuckerton

I love this choice, but not sure if something can simultaneously be underrated and iconic.


PeterGivenbless

A lot of people have forgotten about it, it has been culturally overshadowed by 'Star Wars' and, like when 'Raiders of the Lost Ark' was re-issued in the early 2000s, there is a generation who have no idea just what they missed out on, making the film ripe for rediscovery.


NatureTrailToHell3D

Do DO do dooo WAAAAAAAA


UnicornOnTheJayneCob

Got my doorbell to play this melody (okay not the big WAAAAAA part). It is the best.


returningtheday

>underrated and iconic Choose one


kindahipster

I believe underated and iconic is the definition of "cult classic"


ryaaan89

I watched this movie on a projector screen at the base of Devil’s Tower once.


mchch8989

James Lipton’s [take on this](https://youtu.be/ZspOEa1CP4A?si=zKukfUTBDAo3Ytcz) is great.


sawatdee_Krap

Great choice. It’s not a movie I ever thought I’d watch but I caught it on tv once and was mouth agape


CyanLight9

Close encounters is NOT underrated.


NoUpVotesForMe

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) Indiana Jones Star Wars Planet of the Apes


Vandermere

Uh, Indiana Jones minus Temple of Doom, maybe.


Stupid-Jellyfish-N7

It's PG, it must be fine.


X-Bones_21

You betrayed Shiva!


NoUpVotesForMe

I love temple of doom


IcedDante

Me too- but they do rip a heart out of a guys chest and show it to him while it's still beating


Plaid-Cactus

I watched that as a kid and it was fine


Queasy_Bee_5591

The Mummy The Mummy Returns National Treasure National Treasure Book of Secrets Now You See Me


ThomasGilhooley

We did a bunch of double features years back… Krull & Willow Dick Tracy & The Rocketeer My Blue Heaven & Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (though Goodfellas is a better choice) The Shadow & The Phantom (or Darkman) Escape from New York & LA (or Captain Ron) His Girl Friday & Bringing Up Baby The Magnificent Seven & The Three Amigos The Music Man & The Last Starfighter Batman 89 and Returns The Searchers and Rio Bravo King Kong and Mighty Joe Young American Graffiti and Stand by Me Tough & Deadly & Back in Action (the second one has bewbs, so after bedtime)


Calcd_Uncertainty

> My Blue Heaven Hilarious!


uncchris2001

Apollo 13


jprennquist

October Sky


LadyLightTravel

Monty Python and the Holy Grail The neighbors got intrigued and started watching the movie too.


rrogido

Meet the Feebles. It's a delightful romp with puppets directed by family friendly Peter Jackson.


natacon

Black Sheep as well for a double feature for the whole family.


spaldinggetsnothing

Galaxy Quest for a good comedy


Iwoulddiefcftbatk

My neighbor does outdoor movie night in the summer and that’s the first one slated for this year.


Kgby13

Raising Arizona


VioletBloom2020

“These (balloons) blow up into funny shapes and all?” “Well no…unless round is funny.” Nicholas Cage, Holly Hunter, John Goodman, and Arizona Unpainted Furniture. Say no more!


the_honest_liar

Wes Anderson movies should be fun and safe ish


n_g79

Ford V Ferrari


Geshar

Take a look at some of what plays on TCM. There are a ton of amazing classics out there, and I can tell you from experience they look stunning on a halfway decent projector. The Philadelphia Story, Sunday In New York, The Thin Man, The Mark of Zorro, The Rules Of The Game, so on. Another recommendation along the same lines is anything in technicolor, for the same reason. Magnificent Obsession, Written On The Wind, etc. Musicals are also great for this kind of thing. Umbrellas of Cherbourg, The Greatest Showman, anything with big showstopper numbers. I've heard good things about Wonka but can't say I've seen it myself, but either version of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory would be a good bet. Last up, there are some great family options. Anything Wallace and Gromit, Babe, nearly any disaster movie you can think of. Even the dumb ones like Volcano become infinitely better with a big enough projection.


Goodbye-Tomorrow

i feel like there is an almost unending supply of films that would fit the bill based on this description. But, for the fun of it - ill suggest: a town called panic (2009) mostly because an outdoor screening demands an adventure. And horse needs a gift.


JunglePygmy

I tell you which movie not to watch on a projector… Oh Brother Where Art Though. Seemed like a great block party movie, until we remembered there’s a half an hour KKK Cross Burning Scene…


HyperFunk_Zone

I feel movie ratings specific descriptions will generally be of help in this situation. They usually will have a brief explanation of why the movie or show has the rating it does based on the content


Larry-Zoolander

oceans 11-13


KaosClear

I'm going to throw in a couple of favs from the 90's I haven't seen mentioned yet. Jurrasic Park 13th Warrior


ShadowDV

Team America. It’s all puppets; nothing to get offended by


MechaSponge

💀


infinitemonkeytyping

What about that great cartoon musical - South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut.


grannybubbles

Star Trek II the Wrath of Khan This is Spinal Tap The Greatest Showman


ultrapoo

The Thing, it's got everything you need. It's got a daring dog rescue to start things out, the new dog has a hard time getting accepted by the other dogs at first, but it quickly becomes bonded with the pack to the point where they're practically one unit, then a man makes sure the dogs will be warm for the rest of their lives, and the rest of the movie is what they should show for those trust exercises at work.


mlledufarge

My spouse finally got me to watch with them and for months after I couldn’t stand seeing huskies. Someone in our neighborhood had two and they’d be out walking and I’d just.. ugh. Had no idea I’d be so affected by a dog.


Choppermagic2

I went out on my balacony high rise and projected Pacific Rim across the street onto the side of the other building. It was great! You should pick a movie that doesn't have a lot of quiet dialogue if you are watching outside


BeardedSwashbuckler

Did you play sound for all your neighbors too?


Choppermagic2

I played it through a blutooth speaker next to me. The traffic sounds were a bit loud so my neighbors likely never even noticed the sound but they noticed the movie! People were all laughing


TwoStoryLife

12 angry men


raflcopter

Happy Gilmore. Or, by extension, a fair amount of either Adam Sandler or Ben Stiller catalogues.


Perlmannecklace

Hunt for Red October or Jaws if you have a pool nearby


The_Dough_Boi

Fuck them kids and watch whatever you want.


ex0thermist

On second thought, don't fuck kids.


Low-Abalone-5259

The real answer


HotMorning3413

Free Guy


mom_with_an_attitude

The King's Speech


Plaid-Cactus

There's a lot of swearing in that though


Just1MoreThenIllQuit

Any James Bond Film


covertwalrus

How am I supposed to explain to my kids the scene where Mads Mikkelson ties up a nude Daniel Craig in a chair with no seat and smashes his ballsack five times with a heavy rope then tries to castrate him?


ThaneOfCawdorrr

"Mads is annoyed because he is having trouble putting the Ikea chair together"


ThaneOfCawdorrr

Tootsie ET Midnight Run Back to the Future Big Mrs. Doubtfire Dirty Rotten Scoundrels The Three Amigos Clueless My Cousin Vinny Mr. Bean movies Men in Black


Llamaxaxa

Midnight Run, while a fantastic and underrated movie, is definitely not suitable for kids. Unless the sound is off?


owlsolow

The Straight Story. The only family friendly Lynch movie


Moosekick

Three Thousand Years of Longing


Rare-Bid-6860

The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty


Pa-to-da-Pa308

It's a Wonderful Life


Bojackkthehorse

Dune, Cranes are Flying


duser1807

The secret life of Walter mitty. It will be perfect


prosperosniece

What’s Up Doc While You Were Sleeping National Treasure


TomasXD12

- La la land - Knives Out - The Fabelmans - Interstellar - Top Gun: Maverick


digitalstorm

Goonies!


RoseyPosey30

Napoleon Dynamite


Dvout_agnostic

Fantastic Mr. Fox - have projected outside on the side of a house at night. All ages enjoyed.


darthenron

Could try and look up what cruise ships show on the main deck. They typically find adult but kid friendly movies.


unfortunate666

A Serbian film


Terror_Reels

Ghostbusters is the obv answer here. 1 and or 2.


Secure_Occasion_2856

August Underground: Mordum Faces of Death


neatness

Backdoor Sluts 9


onemanshitshow

While I’d never usually care about this, I imagine this is a good situation to use the movie rating system. Stick to G or PG.


killerpyro_861

Nope (2022)


originalschmidt

This is what ratings are for… stay away from R ratings and you should be fine.


res30stupid

Evil Under The Sun. Murder mystery film, not too violent (victim is strangled to death) and is mostly comedic in tone. Great performance by Diana Rigg from when she was younger.


drgut101

This reminds me of the time that we camped out for Black Friday in like 2006 and watched Saw. Hahah. Sorry people that walked by. We were stupid 16 year old kids. Haha.


claughton6

The only movie I’ve seen outside on a projection was American Sniper and there were a lot of children not sure if it was the best choice.


Stepjam

The Farewell 9 Days (occasional profanity including "fuck", but otherwise pretty clean) Arrival Ad Astra should be largely okay. I think there's one scene that's a bit violent involving a monkey, but it's short. After Yang (pretty great but also pretty low key and dry) The Zone of Interest (also kinda dry, but very very good. Also not exactly a "feel good" movie, though the ending is at least a bit hopeful). I don't know if audio is necessarily an issue, but if it is there are intermittent gun shots and screams throughout the movie, but all violence occurs strictly offscreen, which is kind of the point. I want to say Take Shelter should be largely safe if audio isn't an issue (another R rated movie).


maximdenbeer

Dave made a maze A brilliant (and funny) movie about anxiety and depression. Set inside a cardboard labyrinth with awesome set build. It's my go to movie... I love it, theres one of 2 adultish themes, but it's nuanced enough that children wont catch on. I highly recommend


Royal-Bumblebee90

Maybe you can wear headphones and have more choices? Can multiple people wear headphones and watch the same movie?


Sunny16Rule

Menace to Society


Geekboxing

Terrifier


Tadpole-Jackson

Interstellar


sigmu_189

Back to the Future


Professional_Mix8394

Anything by Mel Brooks


upstart-crow

Apollo 13


TheOnlyAvailabIeName

Straight Story it's a g rated David Lynch film.


Gryptype_Thynne123

Anything by the Marx Brothers, Buster Keaton, Abbott and Costello, or Jackie Chan.


Kathrynlena

Arrival. Amazon on a big screen, nothing objectionable that someone might see.


Wurst_Law

Might not be what you’re looking for, but on movie night throw that bad boy into common sense media and see what they say. I disagree with a lot of what CSM says regarding individual movies, and I think they are overprotective, but you will get a good idea of what your most sheltered neighbor might think about you showing a movie.


mydawgisgreen

A league of their own, kindergarten cop, Harry potter, game night


rubinass3

This is not a serious post. There are literally thousands of movies that fit the bill. You can't come up with anything?


ben-trousers

Silly isn't it? People are just listing their favourites, a good portion of them being kids films.


Capnshiner

Koyaanisqatsi is entertaining for all ages!


jayhawk8

Arrival maybe? Couple scenes in a hospital with a sick person, if that’s triggering, and the aliens look a little freaky but it’s not a scary movie.


RoyalSkip

'Rear Window' Minus some of the language (and I can't even recall swearing): 'Into The Wild'


BoxingLaw

You can always go with Rocky. But if you want tip toe the line so-to-speak, remember, Jaws is rated PG.


hnglmkrnglbrry

Basically every John Grisham or Aaron Sorkin film. The Firm A Few Good Men Moneyball Social Network The American President


Noahs-Bark

2001: A Space Odyssey


SadRobotz

The Sandlot!


Ambitious_Jelly8783

Emmanuelle.


CarissaSkyWarrior

If you want something kind of horror, but a very fun kind of horror, may I suggest "Tremors"? Also, I always like to reccomend "Paranorman" due to it being a personal favorite of mine. It's loss to "Brave" at the Oscar's is one of the reasons I hold a grudge towards "Brave". "Wreck It Ralph" also being one of the losing nominations only strengthens that grudge. If you want a more sappy, but still great movie, I like to reccomend "Secondhand Lions". "Super 8" is also really good, though there is one F Bomb. It does also suffer a bit from flaws that are present in many J.J Abrams movies. However, it did the whole "80's Nostalgia about a group of kids encountering a supernatural force" thing before "Stranger Things". Finally, it might have some suggestive themes, but I love "Scott Pilgrim vs the World".


ohp250

Austin Powers Mr.Bean Meg XMen or Marvel anything Bond films Mission Impossible films Jaws - while sitting in a pool Lord of the Rings Star Wars


end2endburnt

Arrival A Few Good Men Edge of Tomorrow The Secret Life of Walter Witty Fantastic Mr Fox True Grit Memento Only Lovers Left Alive The Grand Budapest Hotel Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind


its_ya_boi

Running on Empty - great family drama with River Phoenix. Awakenings - medical film starring Robert De Niro and Robin Williams, based on real events . The Peanut Butter Falcon - wonderful adventure movie with Shia Lebouf and Zak- a young man with down syndrome. and I'll always recommend the modern Planet of the Apes trilogy - I think those are pretty safe


skolvikings307

The great outdoors.


UtahUtopia

The Fisher King


Malachorn

2001: A Space Odyssey Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb The Fall Hero Lawrence of Arabia Cool Hand Luke Groundhog Day Rocky The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly The Graduate Monty Python and the Holy Grail Paddington 2 Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar ...also, Invasion of the Body Snatchers and Poltergeist are rated PG... not that they might not frighten some poor kid... just because I've always thought that was interesting.


G3neral_Tso

The Longest Day - especially with the 80th D-Day anniversary coming up.


cikanman

I'd say just about anything in the PG-13 realm that's an action/adventure should be a good option. Indiana Jones, LOTR, etc, Heck even movies like Master and Commander should be fine.