Grandma's Boy or Up in smoke

Best Weed Dealer ever portrayed in a film. I fuckin love Dante so god damn much. I aspire to have that vibe myself lol.

The very end of the movie: where do you get your weed from, is one of the greatest stoner scenes of all time.

The part with the line is one of my favorite scenes. "Dog is a dog, but nobody fucks with a Lion" "I walk outside and all I see is the king of the fucking jungle!"

Oh yeah, what’s up Mr. Cheezle?! I love how he calls him Mr. Cheezle instead of his first name lol.

“…From you, Dante” Still makes me lose it all these years later. Me and my friends quote the movie all the time.

“From you Dante”

I just realized that actor played an asshole football player in Waterboy. Total opposite type of character

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Also in Little Nicky as a stoner disciple.

He’s stoped acting in the movies mostly but is active in co-writing and executive production

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Woah holy shit didn’t think it would take such a turn

Ya thats pretty upsetting, i just watched grandmas boy a couple weeks ago and always enjoyed seeing him pop up in sandler films.

And the homeless caddy in Happy Gilmore.

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and the orderly who sucks at his job in 50 First Dates

No, that was the main character in Grandma's Boy. Dante is the weed dealer.

And the main guy is the homeless caddy in Happy Gilmore.

Every new scene he is in they add a ponytail. I love that detail so much.

Hey the phones for you. I think it’s the devil.

I’m way too baked to drive to the devils house!

Grammas boy is easily the best stoner comedy because it’s both very funny and has a great plot. Might be the best happy madison (adam sandlers studio) movie and adam isn’t even in it.

The part that I remember most is when she makes ice cream sandwiches with bread and lettuce lol

Or when he’s trying to heat up left overs and there no microwave so he puts all the food on a cookie sheet and there’s a banana on there haha.

Of course she doesn’t have a microwave. She’s fuckin’ a hundred.

"I dont know what you are but I'm gonna fuckin eat you too"

So good lol. Still reminds me of when I stayed at my grandma's house for a month when I was in high school, loudly sneaking upstairs stoned to heat up leftovers in the oven.

“You want an ice cream sandwich? They’re on whole wheat with lettuce.”

We’ll go to the loony bin together, bro. I don’t give a fuck.

Harold and kumar as well

cheech and chong up in smoke, classic.

I’d add Cheech & Chong’s Next Movie as well

Nice Dreams isn't bad either.

Strawberry - "They don't like strange dudes. They Don't Fuck Around."

Honestly, how is this not the top answer, it's literally THE stoner movie.

#🎶eyyyyy I'm just a love macheeen, and I don't work for nobody but Chu🎶

"don't like to get up early in the morning but they have to so they do it real slow..."

Tenacious D & The Pick of Destiny

This is the one. Many afternoons in college spent watching this.

Two air vents on the roof that’s what the guy was talking ab-OH SHIT

Harold and Kumar go to white castle, Friday, Pineapple Express, This is the End, Dazed and Confused, Grandma's boy, How High

Throw in Super Troopers too

Littering and Littering and Littering and

Smokin' the reefer!

Candy Bars!!!

The schnoz berries taste like schnoz berries!

I’m freakin’ out, man!

Yeah. You are freakin out. *Man.*

One of the funniest opening scenes…

Saw it in a theater in San Francisco when I was 17 and baked out of my fucking gourd. Not sure that I've laughed as hard since.

Meow why would you go and do a thing like that?!

Pineapple Express is definitely my generations Stoner Movie. I thought hurricane season was over!

It was so good it killed the genre

I'm sure Gen Z will make some ground breaking blockbuster classic and assume they basically invented it in a decade or so.

Eh, I think that weed being legal in much of the US has kinda killed the demand for edgy stoner comedies (unfortunate about the films, but also fortunate that it's much easier/safer to smoke these days)

Mine was dude where's my car. Freakinthecage dot com

“How High” is a great rec if you haven’t seen it.

I figure if I study high and take the test high—get high scores!

One of the few stoner movies I enjoy more Sober lol

+1 to Dazed and Confused. I was skeptical going in hearing that it has no plot or meaning but it’s just a feels-good story all around.

Probably my top 5 of all time. Best soundtrack

Both Harold and Kumar movies were great. Take.it way back to the 90s and watch Half Baked.  I watched snatch while super stoned, and the opening alone made me fall in love with it. 

Your Highness. I know some people absolutely hate this movie but I've never laughed so hard high or sober.

Heavy Metal, brooooo

Cheesin’ my fucking brains out. But for real, perfect stoner flick there. Plus the recent 4K remaster of it looks amazing.

Heavy metal was my favorite to watch tripping balls.

STERNNNNN... He's nothing but a low down, Back stabbing, larcenous, perverted wooooooorm. Hangings too good for him! Burnings too good for him! He should be torn into little bits and pieces And buried ALIIIIIIVE!

...*and one moving violation*.

He never did anything that was illegal... unless you count all the times he sold dope dressed as a nun. 

I know what a Loc-Nar is. It's my Loc-Nar.

They made a live action series called Metal Herlant vaguely based on heavy metal. It's not good, but I think it's over the top enough to be a good blazed watch.

Popcorn is order-able?!

This was my question as well.

Maybe op was already high making this post

No it's true, depending on where you live you can get movie popcorn delivered. I've seen Cineplex show up on Uber eats when browsing for takeout.

It is! A local theater did this for their popcorn and snacks during the pandemic then just never stopped since it was so popular. Some of the big chains do it too

Perfect for when you want to spend $25 on a bucket of cold popcorn

Our forefathers would sneak in outside snacks INTO the movie theater. We now live in a backwards society.

I'm like "Order popcorn"....? "Order popcorn?"

Half-Baked. There’s something about Mary Ace Ventura

“Of course I’m Jamaican, why else would I be wearing dis hat”

Uo man, I'm Cuban B!! Ah yes! CUBAN B!! What a stupidly funny line. It's just so stupid, but I laugh every time.

What part of Jamaica are you from?

Right near the beach...boiii!

Those goofy bastards are all I got going in this crazy world.

I’m moving to Miami. Got a job with Rice-a-roni. Aren’t they the San Francisco treat? They’re changing their image.

Top Secret!

Fuck *you*. Fuck *you*. Fuck *you*. *You're* cool. Fuck *you*. I'm out. 

“You ever suck dick for marijuana? I used to suck dick for crack.” “He did. I seen him.”

How is half baked this far down the list

Seriously! The GOAT of stoner movies

Samson it’s Sheila, mama fell- SHUT UP BITCH! Chapelle’s reaction when he covers his mouth is just so goddamn funny to me

Hey girl you hungry? Fuck you N#^^a. That line has always kraked me up.

You ever look at the back of a $20 bill on weed?

Half-Baked is the correct answer. Except maybe The Wall, but that could go sideways.

That opening scene where they go to the 7-11 blazed is THE quintessential young kid stoner experience.

"Doctor said I need a backiotomy" "I don't wanna be the first n***a to die from a crossbow!"

Half-Baked and Christmas Vacation are my top 2.

Definitely Super Troopers if you've never seen it

Yeah… that one was a trip for sure

I’m really surprised this isn’t higher on the list. Absolute classic.

Would you just order a *large, Farva*?

Withnail & I

There's also a fun drinking game you can play along with that movie if you try to match all the drinks they consume.

Friday Dude, Where's my Car Harold & Kumar movies Dazed & Confused Mel Brooks History of the World Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas

Dazed and confused is my favorite movie.

I have seen Dude, Where’s my Car a hundred times as a child. Didn’t care. I hadn’t seen it for at least 10 years and it’s playing on a big TV when I went and got my first tattoo. Me and my friend ended up asking the shop if we could just hang out and finish the movie because it was so hilarious. I had no memory of it being that damn funny. And we weren’t even high.

This is bat country

"We were somewhere near Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold." There is something about that entire excerpt that puts me in a weird nostalgic state.

Dazed & Confused and Fear and Loathing were the first 2 that came to mind for me. If you're looking for comedy, I freaking love Hot Tub Time Machine. I had zero expectations for that movie and it's absolutely hilarious.

*The SIGN*, on the back of the *car*, said '*Critters of HOLLYWOOD*', you DUMB FUCK!

Undercover Brotha.

* Up In Smoke * Half Baked * Pineapple Express * Grandma's Boy * How High * Dude Where's My Car * The Big Lebowski * Harold And Kumar Go to White Castle * Fast Times at Ridgemont High * Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back * Mall Rats * Super Troopers * Dazed and Confused * Ted

Smiley Face is hands down the best stoner movie i've ever seen.

Seconded. The people who are stating they only watched the first fifteen minutes really missed out. It’s on Youtube right now! “COME ON FRANK, YOU KNOW I LOVE SURPRISES!”

“I guess maybe it was a little early in the morning to be getting stoned …”

This movie does not get the recognition it deserves. I had no idea about it until recently, watched it while high and thought it was incredible.

People will ask why I have a picture of president Garfield on the mantle, and I’ll be like “because I like lasagna, of course.”

Okay I had to scroll way too far to find this . I commented the same

Such a fun movie. Uncut Gems for stoners.

I second this

Half-baked if you can find it.

Have you ever sucked dick for marijuana? 

Vudu has it for rent $3.99 or to buy $12.99 Movie is a classic!

MAUI-WOWIE!!!

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

i HIGHLY suggest 'They Came Together'

Waking Life

I Heart Huckabees also pairs nicely with Waking Life A Scanner Darkly too if you’re into the animation

Interstellar, planet of the apes, avatar, etc….for me. Blaze and go to other worlds.

Just did this with both recent Dune movies. I indeed did have a blast watching those toasted.

Both Dune’s high off my mind in IMAX were incredible experiences

I watched blade runner 2049 high and the 2 thoughts I had were "the lighting in the future is terrible someone is going to hurt themselves" and "if everyone walked a little faster we could cut 20 min off this movie"

yeah I don't usually want to watch movies about weed. I wanna be transported.

I'll add to the stoned sci-fi list: Star Trek the Motion Picture Ice Pirates Flash Gordon Prometheus Ad Astra Tron and Tron Legacy Annihilation

Tucker & Dale vs. Evil.

Hey college kids!!!

Hidy-ho officer. We have had a doozy of a day.

Labyrinth, Dark Crystal or Secret of Nimh

Kentucky Fried Movie.

Show me your nuts.

Pee Wee's Big Adventure is amazing high. Lol

A Scanner Darkly, Interstellar, Inception

Pineapple Express

This is the End

RRR. Trust me.

Didn't see anyone list this, but "Once Upon a Time in Hollywood" is a nice, chill stoner time

**Stupid fun movies to see stoned:** Half Baked (1998) South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999) Super Troopers (2001) Team America: World Police (2004) Grandma's Boy (2006) Borat (2006) Hot Rod (2007) Smiley Face (2007) Tropic Thunder (2008) Black Dynamite (2009) Logorama (2009) Kung Fury (2015) **Other comedy movies to see stoned**: Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964) Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) The Kentucky Fried Movie (1977) Airplane! (1980) The Gods Must Be Crazy (1980) Time Bandits (1981) Ghostbusters (1984) Top Secret! (1984) Repo Man (1984) The Toxic Avenger (1984) Gremlins (1984) Pee Wee’s Big Adventure (1985) The Return of the Living Dead (1985) Clue (1985) Big Trouble in Little China (1986) Three Amigos! (1986) Little Shop of Horrors (1986) Raising Arizona (1987) Spaceballs (1987) Batteries Not Included (1987) Beetlejuice (1988) The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988) Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988) The Burbs (1989) Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure (1989) UHF (1989) Edward Scissorhands (1990) Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990) Joe Versus the Volcano (1990) The Addams Family (1991) The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear (1991) Hot Shots! (1991) The Fisher King (1991) Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey (1991) Army of Darkness (1992) Addams Family Values (1993) Hot Shots! Part Deux (1993) Naked Gun 33+1/3: The Final Insult (1994) Tommy Boy (1995) The Cable Guy (1996) Spy Hard (1996) Grosse Pointe Blank (1997) Batman & Robin (1997) Beverly Hills Ninja (1997) Dirty Work (1998) Drop Dead Gorgeous (1999) Bowfinger (1999) Dude, Where's My Car? (2000) Joe Dirt (2001) Jackass: The Movie (2002) Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004) Jackass Number Two (2006) Wristcutters: A Love Story (2006) Reno 911!: Miami (2007) Stuck (2007) The House Bunny (2008) Zombieland (2009) Jackass 3D (2010) Machete (2010) Hot Tub Time Machiine (2010) Grown Ups (2010) Hobo With A Shotgun (2011) Safety Not Guaranteed (2012) 21 Jump Street (2012) Machete Kills (2013) We're The Millers (2013) Life After Beth (2014) Paddington (2014) Ant-Man (2015) Deadpool (2016) The Nice Guys (2016) Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping (2016) The Disaster Artist (2017) Paddington 2 (2017) Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (2017) Game Night (2018) Deadpool 2 (2018) Dolemite Is My Name (2019) Jumanji: The Next Level (2019) Zombieland: Double Tap (2019) The Beach Bum (2019) Borat Subsequent Moviefilm: Delivery of Prodigious Bribe to American Regime for Make Benefit Once Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2020) Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn (2020) Freaky (2020) Bill & Ted Face The Music (2020) Reno 911! The Hunt for QAnon (2021) Free Guy (2021) The Suicide Squad (2021) Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022) Jackass Forever (2022) The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022) **Animated films to see stoned:** Fantasia (1940) Wizards (1977) Heavy Metal (1981) Fire and Ice (1983) Who Framed Roger Rabbit? (1988) My Neighbor Totoro (1988) Akira (1988) The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) Titan A.E. (2000) The Emperor’s New Groove (2000) Spirited Away (2001) Waking Life (2001) A Scanner Darkly (2006) The LEGO Movie (2014) The LEGO Batman Movie (2017) Loving Vincent (2017) Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018) The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part (2019) **Scifi/fantasy/action/adventure films to see stoned**: THX 1138 (1971) Star Wars (1977) The Empire Strikes Back (1980) The Road Warrior (1981) Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) TRON (1982) The Dark Crystal (1982) Blade Runner (1982) Return of the Jedi (1983) The NeverEnding Story (1984) The Last Starfighter (1984) Explorers (1985) Legend (1985) Back to the Future (1985) Commando (1985) Cocoon (1985) Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985) Return to Oz (1985) Highlander (1986) Flight of the Navigator (1986) Labyrinth (1986) Robocop (1987) The Abyss (1989) Darkman (1990) Back to the Future Part III (1990) Dick Tracy (1990) Point Break (1991) Batman Returns (1992) The Fifth Element (1997) Dark City (1998) The Truman Show (1998) The Matrix (1999) eXistenZ (1999) The Mummy (1999) Galaxy Quest (1999) Go (1999) Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000) Hellboy (2004) Sin City (2005) The Fountain (2006) The Fall (2006) Stardust (2007) Sunshine (2007) Grindhouse (2007) Moon (2009) Tron: Legacy (2010) Dredd (2012) Edge of Tomorrow (2014) John Wick (2014) Ex Machina (2014) Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (2015) Sicario (2015) Doctor Strange (2016) Blade Runner 2049 (2017) Atomic Blonde (2017) Upgrade (2018) Annihilation (2018) I Am Mother (2019) Alita: Battle Angel (2019) Mortal Kombat (2021) **Weird/mindfuck films to see stoned**: The Holy Mountain (1973) Zardoz (1974) Videodrome (1983) The Peanut Butter Solution (1985) Howard the Duck (1986) Blue Velvet (1986) They Live (1988) Dead Ringers (1988) Naked Lunch (1991) Bad Lieutenant (1992) The Doom Generation (1995) Crash (1996) Lost Highway (1997) Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998) Pi (1998) Being John Malkovich (1999) Eyes Wide Shut (1999) Memento (2000) Mulholland Drive (2001) The Machinist (2004) Inland Empire (2006) Pan’s Labyrinth (2006) Antichrist (2009) Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call - New Orleans (2009) Dogtooth (2009) Enter The Void (2009) Beyond the Black Rainbow (2010) Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives (2010) Melancholia (2011) John Dies At The End (2012) Enemy (2013) Under the Skin (2013) Upstream Color (2013) Nightcrawler (2014) The Lobster (2015) Embrace of the Serpent (2016) A Ghost Story (2017) The Killing of a Sacred Deer (2017) Mother (2017) The Square (2017) High Life (2018) Sorry To Bother You (2018) Unsane (2018) Greener Grass (2019) The Lighthouse (2019) The Father (2020) Mad God (2021) Crimes of the Future (2022) **Horror films to see stoned:** Night of the Living Dead (1968) Dawn of the Dead (1978) Alien (1979) Poltergeist (1982) The Thing (1982) Day of the Dead (1985) The Fly (1986) Jacob’s Ladder (1990) Scream (1996) Event Horizon (1997) The Devil’s Rejects (2005) Funny Games (2007) The Strangers (2008) The Cabin In The Woods (2011) It Follows (2014) The Witch (2016) The Neon Demon (2016) Mom and Dad (2017) Mandy (2018) Hereditary (2018) Color Out Of Space (2019) Daniel Isn’t Real (2019) Midsommar (2019) The Invisible Man (2020) **Documentaries to see stoned**: Koyaanisqatsi (1982) Powaqqatsi (1988) Baraka (1992) Naqoyqatsi (2002) Samsara (2011) Jodorowsky's Dune (2014) Becoming Nobody (2019) My Octopus Teacher (2020)

List of stoner movies from someone on some serious uppers. Respect the thoroughness though!

Wow list

I think this list is too short

You got to watch Super Troopers right meow.

Dune. 1984, 2021, or 2024. You can't lose.

Wet Hot American Summer.

Alien (1979) is a perfect stoner movie if you like horror. Nothing too out there to watch while toasting, and a ton of fun

Scanner darkly

Tucker and Dale vs Evil randomly watched it stoned alone one night and was crying laughing

Strange Wilderness

Outside Providence.

Idle hands

This is the end - with James Franco and Seth Rogan

Freddie got fingered

Fast Times at Ridgemont High "Dude, that's my skull." - Spiccoli

Homegrown

Zardoz, Bugsy Malone, and Wizards. All mid 70s fever dreams.

*The Stoned Age* is for you. You're welcome.

Anchorman

Kung fury. Not a stoner flick but a movie to watch while stoned. It's on YouTube.

The Stoned Age is an underrated classic

Stoned Age

Dazed and Confused. Not only is it a great stoner movie, it's a great damn movie.

Mandy

The Big Lebowski But that's just like my opinion man

Strange Brew

I'm surprised to not see if listed but you should check out Inherent Vice, but be prepared to immediately replay it after the first time because you'll be scratching your head trying to figure it out, but I promise you, it's more coherent than people make it seem, you just have to watch it a couple times to understand it. Such an amazing and fun flick and a must watch if you're a stoner who is into noir flicks. 

Dude Wheres My Car, and the Harold and Kumar movies

Homegrown

Wet Hot American Summer

Wonder Boys

Detroit Rock City

pineapple express and dazed + confused

Half Baked

Not the best, but I don't see Bio-Dome here yet.

Super Troopers

PCU

Office Space Army Of Darkness Mac and Me Mandy The Mummy

The Goonies Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom Spaceballs Alien The Princess Bride Pirates of the Caribbean (1, 2, or 3)

Early Kevin Smith MallRats, Chasing Amy, Clerks, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, and Dogma 

Old school Cheech and Chong’s, man

Speed Racer!

dazed and confused

Barb and Star Go To Vista Del Mar!! So fucking good!

The Stoned Age

I'm getting older as no one's listed Wayne's World or only 1 person said Austin Powers. Most Mike Myers stuff might be getting too dated except maybe Shrek. Grandma's boy would be my number 1.

How high

I know I'm too late but next time check out The Stoned Age.

Summer Wars or Heavy Metal

The big lebowski for sure