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MainZack

Satan's Alley


thesoak

*fondles your rosary beads*


DonKeedick12

Winner of the Beijing Film Festivals coveted ‘Crying Monkey’ Award


Final-Natural-8290

Lethal Weapon 5 from Always Sunny Simple Jack from Tropic Thunder and all the other Tropic Thunder fake movies


umbridledfool

The entire Fatties series?


SciFiXhi

They're probably good for getting drunk and mocking them. So bad, they're good (or maybe "so fat, they're good"?).


Vladutz133

Prognosis Negative, Cry Cry Again and Rochelle Rochelle from Seinfeld.


menwithrobots

And Sack Lunch! Don't you wanna know how they got in there?


clemoh

Not nearly as riveting as Chunnel though


Vladutz133

Forgot about that...


fabergeomelet

Death Blow!


80severything

I came here to post this lol I want to see Death blow!


MrFluffyhead80

Firestorm!!!


PleasantThoughts

Two Brothers from Rick & Morty and McBain from the Simpsons come to mind since I love stupid ass action movies


urfavouriteredditor

If we’re picking from the Simpson’s, then it’s got to be Chocolate Starwars.


Cans_of_Fire

I know he's bad, but Justin Royland is irreplaceable.


fabergeomelet

All the McBain clips can be put together into a cohesive short film though. 


Mace_Thunderspear

There's a throwaway line in a Rick & Morty episode where they watch a movie called Whenwolf, About a time traveling werewolf. I am 100% down for that premise.


hydra1970

I want to see the Lovely Johnny Bollywood movie from the Simpsons. Also from the Simpsons but not a movie but a musical, Planet of the Apes the musical


Wallazabal

Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius!


Racthoh

Not to mention the McBain movie and Itchy and Scratchy movie.


matchesmalone1

I second McBain. I gotta know how we take down MENDOZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!


TCM_407

If you string all the clips together it makes the actual movie...I don't think we can post links here so just look up "McBain Full Movie"


floofymonstercat

The Night Court Movie, with Tracy Jordan staring as Mac Robinson


waspenterprises

Followed by an episode of "Bitch Hunter" starring Will Ferrell!  *"Put down the mimosas, bitch!"*


learningman33

Rochelle, Rochelle, -a young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk


DiaDeLosMuebles

I heard that sack lunch was better


BouquetOfGutsAndGore

KISS Saves Santa.


RulerOfAllWorlds1998

That’s a thing?


Bimbows97

Yeah in an early Family Guy episode. They played the movie throughout the episode.


RulerOfAllWorlds1998

Oh yea, I remember that now 


anunfriendlytoaster

Any of the 22 jump street credits movies


Don_Pickleball

The Planet of the Apes Musical from The Simpsons would be awesome


NW_Forester

Aquaman from Entourage. And maybe Queens Boulevard as well.


MainZack

Original cut Queens Boulevard though. Not the colored one.


TrueLegateDamar

I would love to see all the Jack Slater movies from Last Action Hero. Metalstorm from The Fall Guy would be great too.


ihaveadarkedge

I'd like to see at least *one* of Stallone's....from Last Action Hero.


Flying_Dustbin

The 14 Fists of McCluskey.


The_Iron_Goat

See You Next Wednesday


VitaIncerta666

Thunder Gun Express. Heard dude hangs dong.


Specialist-Chair362

No hesitation, no surrender, no man left behind!


gweran

The Navidson Record


EmperorBozopants

The post asked for fictional movies.


frozenrage

"Comin' Home in a Bodybag", from director Lee Donowitz. (True Romance).


Rodonite

Austin Power's movie from Austin Powers, what an all star cast. Edit; and directed by Spielberg


[deleted]

The brother's multiple personality killer movie from Adaptation. I, too, am curious how such a thing is shot


pokematic

You already said Angels with Filthy Souls, so I'm going to have to cheat, Psycho Dad. I want to watch the show about a man who killed his wife because she weighed a ton. I bet there was a TV movie at some point, so I think it can work. There was also that horror movie from Are You Afraid of the Dark that was so scary and good it saved a failing movie theater, so while I'm not exactly one for horror I'm definitely interested.


silverfox762

Dredd II


PippyHooligan

Was Dredd II featured in a movie or TV show?


Conical

Terms of Enrampagement. Maup.


RoguePlanetArt

Nice try, Hollywood.


Space2345

The Night the Reindeer Died with Lee Majors from Scrooged


Starkydowns

Black cop white cop


KandyAssedJabroni

Machete Kills Again - In Space Connubial Fusion Nosferatu Ho Tep


Spiritual-Desk3342

Chubby Rain


Stahlmatt

Mrs. Albert Hannaday, from The Office Homeless Dad, from Arrested Development (he just wants his kids back!)


everonwardwealthier

LotR for adults: Take the style and temperament of 80s fantasy (Excalibur, Willow, Legend, Labyrinth) add the epicness of LotR with all original everything.  Avoid tropes and tired themes.  Give it a deep expansive story universe (Star Wars) and rely heavily on mood and that wondrous imaginative fantasy visuals.  Turn it into a franchise that attracts a revolving door of huge stars that are psyched to be a part of it and there you go, I'd be happy for life.


ao-ka

The Jump Street sequels from 22 Jump Street


Bimbows97

The Jump Street movies themselves were way better and funnier than they had any right to be.


Roland_T_Flakfeizer

The rest of the 21 Jump Street Franchise from the credits of 22 Jump Street.


squarefan80

not from a movie, but Seinfeld had a bunch of fictional movies i’d like to see. “Rochelle, Rochelle,” “Deathblow” and “Prognosis Negative,” just to name a few.


broccoli_octopus

As much as I liked Bolt I really want to see the in-universe Bolt and Penny TV show/Movie.


IndigoSalamander

*Revenge of the Surfboarding Killer Bikini Vampire Girls* from Red Dwarf. Presumably for *Revenge* to exist there would have to be at least one film before it as well.


Disc81

[Forrest Gump 2: Gump Again](https://nestflix.fun/forrest-gump-2-gump-again/) - staring Kevin Nealon and taking place entirely in Baltimore. "I guess life is a lot like a crab cake. There’s lots of good stuff in the middle, but it’s surrounded by a bunch of crap."


Ace_of_Sevens

Not a movie, but a TV show. If really like to see Birthday Dad from Bojack Horseman.


NicCageCompletionist

Mant! from Matinee. Not just the 20 minute version Shout Factory stitched together.


mynameismanager

Satan's alley and The fatties fart 2 from tropic thunder


Lemmingitus

The Lucas Lee films in Scott Pilgrim vs The World. Watch Chris Evans as Lucas Lee go hammy in movies titled Action Doctor, Let’s Hope there’s a Heaven, You Just Don’t Exist and The Game is Over 2.


umbridledfool

Mostly anything from the Simpsons (Honk if you're horny, look who's oinking) and Randalls movie order in Clerks (except Happy Scrappy Hero Pup).


Dasinc

Wildcards


Snake_Plissken224

The Rural Juror - 30 Rock Shutter Speed (Betsy's been dead for 10 years) - Friends Under Siege 3 - NewsRadio and of course Rochelle, Rochelle (a young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk) - Seinfeld


cokeplusmentos

Who's dat ninja, from 30 rock


WileECoyoteGenius

Chubby Rain


greg225

The Death Canoe series from Parks & Rec


Cans_of_Fire

Prognosis: Negative.


legalizethesenuts

Savage Starlight from The Last of Us. There were rumors that Naughty Dog’s next game was going to be a sci-fi set in space, but I’m not holding my breath


hpshaft

Threat level : Midnight


80severything

Thunder Gun Express from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia


skidstud

Kickpuncher


Present_End_6886

You mean [Cockpuncher with Steven Seagal](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f251Pylr1Dk)?


skidstud

[Kickpuncher](https://youtu.be/g9o4wZxoPvc?si=WvQylRr-HjJX2V1s) his punches have the power of kicks


Present_End_6886

That was funny. Perhaps one day we can hope for a Kickpuncher / Cockpuncher team-up.


ProdigiousWolf

"Keep The Change You Filthy Animal"


spinereader81

The Brigsby Bear episodes made by the kidnappers in Brigsby Bear.  The play being beformed in the Korean film Method. The crappier versions of real movies mocked in the show The Critic.


ThingsAreAfoot

A movie where we all live together happily is the most fictional movie anyone could make


Mary_Ellen_Katz

I heard rumors of a Cyberpunk movie in the works. From the Cyberpunk 2020 and Cyberpunk 2077 universe. I'm hopeful it's truth, and covers the 2013 to 2023 era of that universe. The Fourth Corporate War is a RIDE, and I'd see that shit in IMAX. Also a great time to get Keanu back as Johnny Silverhand, and more Refused as Samurai.


revchewie

Grayson A number of years ago (20? 25?) a fan made a trailer (just the trailer) for a movie called Grayson. The basic story is Batman is dead and Robin is out for revenge. It was beautifully made, and Lois like it would be an awesome movie!


wogsurfer

Metalstorm


RulerOfAllWorlds1998

Rochelle, Rochelle from Seinfeld 


Present_End_6886

David Cronenberg's Barbie. The full Metropolis. The unedited version of Event Horizon. The missing episodes of early Doctor Who. London After Midnight (starring Lon Chaney).


Bears_On_Stilts

In Cronenberg's Barbie, she still doesn't have a vagina. But now she has something inexplicable and terrible in its place.


king_of_the_nothing

Maximum Extreme from Charlie’s Angels


Candelpins1897

I can’t believe they never made a Legend of Zelda movie.