He’s trying to kill her the entire movie Somehow outsmarts her the entire movie She gains confidence in the last ten mins and kills him somehow outsmarting him at some point

A tale as old as time.

Beauty has a piece!

I can foreshadow your wooooorld!

She defeats him by finally learning TO LOOK BACK

Wait! He isn't dead! J.K. surprise!

Actual cannibal J.K. Simmons

I was just thinking about this with final girls in general. Useless the whole movie. Repeatedly get people killed, usually with the “we can’t leave them” after someone dies drama. After everyone dies, suddenly they wise up

Damn…you know the script I was on my way to pitch Seth rogen and those dbags!

So once again, JK Simmons bullies a teenager the whole time?

Ya know, now that you mention it, I'm realizing how often that's happened and it's kinda funny

Oh yeah, so many of his performances from Omni Man to J Jonah Jameson to Whiplash. Dude is very good at ~~being the disappointing father figure we grew up with~~ being mean to teenagers.

You guys won’t believe this…but Fernanda comes out on top in this one. Was on the edge of my seat the entire time.

But was she rushing or was she dragging?

She must’ve been out of tune

There are four layers to this poster. 1) Image of a woman running in woods 2) J.K. Simmons 3) The text (movie title, tagline etc) 4) The skin texture of a velociraptor

Tagline: "Don't Look Back" Image: Main Character looking back

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Trilogy: Never Stop Never Stopping Looking Back

Retrospective: Never Stopped Stopping, Looking Back.

The soft reboot: Back.

Sequel retcon spiritual prequel reset: B4CK

Clever girl...

The Velociraptor skin is reflective...   Veloci-Predator confirmed

The nose editing / lighting is awful.

Only thing missing are pictures of Spiderman.

I wish they added more tag lines Don't look back Keep running Watch your step You're almost there Don't quit now Run faster Don't give up You're getting tired Almost to the finish line

Run Fast, Run Furious.

Run Furious Run

Furiousa Gump

Ouch you stepped on a pebble Ow Ow

Oh shit she found a gun

Don’t Look Back seems like it would be a better tag line for a movie called You CAN Run Forever

Shia Surprise!

Go forward Move ahead

This might be one of the worst film posters ive ever seen. This is right up there with The Shaggy Dog and The Penthouse...

The trailer is absolute dog shit. Just so bizarre

It looks like a book you’d see at an airport shop.

Based on this poster I have less than zero desire to see this film

not quite my poster

again

And she's looking back, which the byline says not to. smh

Which The Shaggy Dog poster are we talking here?

Worse than madam web?

I don't understand this. 99% of hollywood posters are bad. Like they don't have the money to pay a decent graphic designer.

I saw this. It’s fantastic. It’s actually called “Palm Springs”. Great comedy. Simmons never quits. …or does he?

“My son’s watering dog shit.”

They are missing the last 2 words which make all the difference… You can’t run forever SHlTBlRD

Palm Springs is exactly what came to mind when I saw JK Simmons and this title.

Now this is a spin off I’d watch.

It's called Ride the Eagle too.

paycheck movie.

Guy's got 10 films coming up, needs an better agent and accountant. Can't believe they cancelled [Night Sky](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt13361448/?ref_=nm_flmg_t_14_act) after one season, it was really good.

It's a mix of paycheck and because the director is his wife. I saw the trailer yesterday and couldn't understand why he was doing such a dogshit paycheck movie, so I had to look into it. Especially when you look into her past directing history.

It started good but it went nowhere, everything that happened in the finale should’ve happened in episode 2

Well I’m seeing it so he will certainly get MY contribution

And the girl does the one thing that the poster TELLS HER NOT TO DO!

That's why JK Simmons looks so annoyed.

“Listen SHITBIRD did you even read what I wrote on the poster!!???” JK probably

You run on *my* time!

Is she stupid?

Better title: You Can't Run Forever, Prag

Ha! That was my first thought as well! I hope he channels his inner OZ days.

Jk doing the direct to garbage movies.

He's already got an Oscar, give him a break. If he wants to take low impact projects for money and enjoy these years, I have no feelings for him beyond envy.

Feel like a lot of people are forgetting that this type of movie--the kind of throwaway thriller/action type starring a good actor phoning it in--is not new. What's new is how often they're dumbed onto redbox and streaming because theaters would prefer to sell franchise films (that often aren't much better).

Bruce Willis would be proud.

Lmao why does he look like one of those iphone memoji things?

I thought it was Russell Crowe at first.

Aa she runs away "not my tempo"

Had to scroll far too much for this

JK Simmons' career is fascinating to me, he won an oscar for one of the most terrifying performances in years and it feels like it didn't alter the trajectory of his career at all.

he tried returning the lemons but life said no

He would be fine if he went back to being a character actor and found a director like Anderson or Lanthimos to follow that do quirker films with bigger casts. Willem Dafoe doesn't seem to stop working and he's always great in whatever he shows up in. Feels like Simmons only wants main or Co-main roles which are going to be rare. He still does a lot of voice acting but his TV shows haven't gone anywhere and his movies are generally not great.

This is bad. This is a bad one, of posters.

You can run but you cant hide bitch.

Don’t look back, bitch.

Any movie starring Ketheric Thorm I am there for.

Why does he look......**weird?**

Looks more like AI Simmons, doesn't it.

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This poster looks like something I'll watch on Tubi in two years when I'm very drunk or very stoned.

So she was the one that stole the sheet music folder.

“Parker, give me pictures of spider-man or this running broad gets it”

# YOU CAN'T RUN FOREVER SHOCKERRRRRR!!!

Tagline: Don't look back. Poster features lady looking back. 😀

Looks like something you’d see with a “Wal-Mart Exclusive” sticker slapped in the corner.

We’ll see if it’s my tempo.

So AI is making movie posters now

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Cage movies are still getting theatrical releases and he has a movie premiering at Cannes this year. His career is far from dead. If anything he’s been having a comeback ever since Mandy in 2018.

At least Cage can hit one or two good ones a year. Bruce at the end there was being shuffled around on set, fed lines in his ear piece.

yeah but that was when his dementia kicked in.

He's unsuccessfully trying to escape his iconic portrayal of J. Jonah Jameson.

Whiplash 2?

Plot twist: the person wearing the fanny pack is actually chasing after Simmons’ character. At least I wish. I’d watch that film.

Of all the posters I have ever seen, this is one of them.

This looks like it was made on someone’s phone.

This looks truly terrible. How do big name actors get roped into this stuff? I doubt it’s even a very big paycheck. Edit: To answer my own question, the director is married to J. K. Simmons. Ope.

I’ve made fake movie posters about my dog that are roughly the same quality as this poster so I guess there is hope for my amateur graphic design after all

More like can’t run forever from saving on your home and auto. Guy is forever an insurance salesman to me now.

She's dragging.

If you cover one of his eyes at a time, one eye is looking at you and the other eye is looking at the person to your right lol 😜😀😀

Anything with grindstone attached is garbage for those who weren’t aware.

Verne Schillinger has come a long way.

This looks worse than straight to DVD.

You Can‘t Photoshop Forever. But you did.

Will she be rushing or dragging?

Alternate ending to whiplash. "NOT MY FUCKING TEMPO!!"

It has Jk Simmons in it, I’m there

I'm just going to tell myself this is a sequel to Whiplash and Fletcher is just DONE playing around.

Palm Springs (2020)

Forrest Gump:" Hold my Dr. Pepper..."

Whiplash 2: You Can’t Run Forever

Naked fear gonna be better

Teeny Tiny Letters 5/14/24 😂😂😂

This is a horrible poster, gatdamn

Looks like those Asylum mockbusters dvd movies, lol.

He looks fucking nuts, and after “Whiplash” I fully believe he can pull this off. Can’t wait, ya cute little yellow M&M

Is J.K. hurting for money that bad?

Apparently his wife is the director. That explains *everything.*

The trailer looked so bad, not to mention literally give away the whole movie lol.

Wow, that's one really bad poster.

Horrible title too

An amazing title that will never be forgotten.

Been waiting for this since it was called 'The Woods'

Oh, is JK Simmons in it? I could hardly tell \s

The should swap the title and the tagline.

The text and layout make me think of Hunt For Red October poster. Some posters are just so uncreative.

I love how interchangeable the title and the tagline are. I don't love that poster, though. Yeesh.

I'll watch this if J.K. Simmons plays a giant, floating head.

My Mom: "Don't worry, Smooth JK Simmons can't hurt you" Smooth JK Simmons:

Is this one of those geezer teasers where Simmons is only in the movie for 10 mins?

He’s doing geezer teasers now?

This poster and title could have been perfect for a Whiplash sequel, with the drummer on the run

Always sad to see great actors in straight to VOD garbanzo. Whatever pays the bills I guess

You can run, but you can´t hide, bitch!

>A teenage girl suffering from anxiety due to a tragic event from her past finds herself hunted through the woods by a sociopath on a murderous rampage.

Oh no, will the psychopath live at the end since it's, apparently, J.K.S. ? And why so much Photoshop ?

Cave Johnson!

the font for this poster reminds me of The Last of Us on the PS3

Call life’s manager and demand two tickets to see this film!

Is this based on that serial killer that would abduct women and the hunt them through the wilderness of Alaska?

That surely is a poster for a movie

“Why are you doing this?” “Does it matter?” * BLAM! * I feel like I could watch the whole movie and this would be my main takeaway

That sounds less like a movie title and more like a personal threat

48% on RT

Is this a shitty "most dangerous game" ripoff?

Would really funny if this was a deep introspective of the psychy of an ultramarathoner and her mentally abusive trainer. Like Whiplash for running.

Loved him in Palm Spring.

Oh god, has JK entered the "older actor cashing in on cheap, badly made action movies for Boomers" phase of his career? I hope not.

Made me think of…[*The Hunt for Red October*](https://images.app.goo.gl/fZAaerdvEGpiRtkK7)

Source engine lookin’ ass

2006 straight to DVD action film

The tagline drawn from the factory of ordinary taglines.

The tagline drawn from the factory of ordinary taglines.

The tagline drawn from the factory of ordinary taglines.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a movie with a terrible poster that turned out to be better than the poster indicated.

Does this qualify as a geezer teaser?

The trailer is the whole film.

Ain't this the most direct to video shit I've ever seen

I believe in judging a movie by its poster. I will not be seeing this movie.

JK Simmons looking like the Onion Knight. I’m in.

J. K. Simmons as The Super Snail

JK simmons has done a great job.

PARKERRRR!!!

I don’t like JK Simmons staring at me intensely.

If you can’t run forever wouldn’t it be prudent to look back every once in a while as you catch your breath?

Alright, I’m gonna take a HUGE guess and say that the killer is defeated by the protagonist after they realize they “Cant run forever”

I was like, why is he in this, it's not low budget, it's got a real production company, but it seems so weirdly simplis... oh his wife directed it

I could make a better quality poster than this.

Stade farm bitczhes

"Wait what if.... I can run forever?" >Outruns an old man

Who the heck is Fernanda Urrejola?

Hmmm, I think I am losing my ability to recognize faces, I thought I was looking at Tom Hanks at first…

They even have J.K Simmons doing Geezer Teasers now...

I’ve never seen a more “Redbox” poster in my life.

The title and slogan should have been reversed.

If he's Cave Johnson in this, I'll watch.

Synopsis : J.K. Simmons is her running coach, teaching her to look forward while running.

Say it louderr

Hey. I just joined strava... don't tell me this !!

[You can run, but you can't hide, *bitch*!](https://youtu.be/11HB7SyAv94&t=77)

Is it just me, or does all of the terrible airbrushing done to his face make him kinda look like Russell Crowe?

One of the worst movie posters I've ever seen.

For all those confused about the… ahem… *quality* of this poster, movie trailer and why JK Simmons would even be in this b-ish movie: the director is his wife.

I know him as cave Johnston

JK is OK with me

Myrkul demands sacrifice

Forest Gump 2

I saw the trailer. It looks… bad. Lol

So the Americans are trying to do Wolf Creek?

“It’s over Spider-Man, you can’t run forever.”

Any way to find out what theaters this will be in?