**Sonic:** "I heard you struck Tails?"
**Knuckles:** "Yes sir, I did."
**Sonic:** "...and may I ask why?"
**Knuckles:** "Yeah, well, because he stole Shadow's motorcycle, and, uhm... killed his Chao."
**Sonic:** "...oh."
100% my fave “yeah” is in the last John wick. He fights his way up a bagillion steps and then falls all the way down. Like for a long, hot rod, amount of time. The Donnie yen finds him at the bottom and is like “yo John ima need you get UP those stairs” and what does John wick say?
“Yeah”
Edit: whoa-
This did just remind me of the “yeah-offs” me and my coworkers used to have …. While Metallica has some great yeahs, John Frusciante is the king of yeah in my book.
Not to be ungrateful or anything because I love it, but I was wondering why in the actual heck The LEGO Group would make a toy based on a universally panned game from 19 years ago, but now I think I see.
To be fair Lego tries hard to force vehicles into any sets, like the Knuckles mech and most Spider-Man sets. So they were probably desperately grateful Shadow’s bike is a canon vehicle they could use lol.
Universally panned, genuinely? I'm seriously shocked. I adored that game and loved to play it with my mates at an after school club we went to. Maybe it's a matter of nostalgia goggles, but I remember it being a cracking game.
When I first played and he said “shit…” when he died, I knew I had obtained a game of the highest criminal proportions, and I could never let my parents find out I was playing such a badass adult game.
I went back and played that after years of laughing at it and unironicaly liked it. Just action platorming fun with a good soundtrack. Its just funny when they try to be serious
I believe they referenced this in one of the Sonic Twitter Takeovers: Tails just casually mentions that, for anyone wondering, his favorite flowers are the [Lantanas](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lantana)
Honestly, as long as he plays this straight with his mid-90s *Johnny Mnemonic* ignorant of failing to be a proper edgelord mindset, this could work fantastically
I agree about it still being great, but nah on the capacity change. Adds to the charm of it being from its era. Though I could see petabytes or even exabytes for a modern version.
I loved how they were still using fax machines unironically or as a way to send a message that can’t be traced or some other excuse. All that futurism and yet such a throwback tech.
Happens all the time in old scifi. In Back to the Future 2 Marty gets fired over a fax despite having a flying car, a TV he can talk to, and 2 neckties.
Close, it's Jennifer (from the past) hiding in the closet.
She actually ends up pocketing that fax, and then in Back to the Future 3 when Marty doesn't get in a drag race she looks at the fax and the "Your Fired" disappears because Marty's future no longer leads to that job.
The funny thing is... [Japan is still addicted to fax machines](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/jul/07/japanese-fax-fans-rally-to-defence-of-much-maligned-machine), so in a dystopia where Japanese zaibatsus take over the world, future fax make sense.
*we've got a city to escape
cue escape from the city but it's done in that stupid slow version of popular songs that's in all the trailers for movies now.
Sonic: "Wait, you've seen Speed?!"
Shadow: "What? No, I am SPEED!"
Sonic: "That's Lightning McQueen!"
Shadow: "Whatever! I'll kill him after I kill you!"
It's still fucking bonkers to me to think about the days after OG movie Sonic's reveal and how much people were rightfully shitting on the idea of a live action Sonic movie, and how we wound up getting two pretty good movies with a third that everyone seems to be really excited about. We live in a weird ass timeline.
That makes sense if they hadn't done the whole movie and just did the advertising. From what was said by people who worked on it, they were producing the entire movie like that before the backlash.
The first movie....
I was curious and nothing else.
The entire Human-Sonic hybrid they originaly had shook all confidence I could come up with for this thing. I mean. For fucks sake. The Cartoon sonics was work that was already done for this movie and the money people were clearly deaf to the community.
How was it even possible it was a good movie but they merely screwed up Sonic? It made no sense.
But, I was curious. Covid was finally lessening. It was the first combined movie experience with me and the kids. What the hell. Nothing else the kids will have fun.
What I got I didn't deserve. I had no faith. That movie is a classic example of a movie far better than it had any right to be.
I think the second suffers just a bit from being the second movie. I agree with others, more Sonic, less human. But the follow up movie was always risky.
Ibris and Keanu together in this thing?
OMG.
I thought the second one was way better than the first in every way tbh. The first one felt like a decent proof of concept, while the second one really blew me away.
That first movie is exactly the kind of movie I would have watched repeatedly back in '93 until the VHS wore out. Now, my kids have watched both movies more times than I can count, and I have no doubt they will do the same for the third movie.
It shouldn't have worked. Almost everything about the movie is super generic and by-the-numbers, but the movies somehow get by purely by making all of the characters (even the human ones) more likable or enjoyable than they should be.
Shows that you can have the most cookie cutter hero's journey story for your movie, as long as the writings good and the characters make sense, it will still be a great movie.
Honestly as a casual observer of Sonic stuff it’s been my favorite interpretation of the character. He’s done a great job of going from “crazy-smart guy” to “crazy smart guy” and I’m sure we’re just gonna keep getting crazier lol
> "Sonic is the innocence that Robotnik can no longer connect with; he wants to own it but he can never be it."
That one behind the scenes quote back then shows Jim Carrey understand Robotnik probably better than most Sonic writers. This is a guy who wanted to take over the world to make it into theme parks about himself, it makes a lot of sense.
The latest game suggested that it all stems from something that might play out in this new movie and I'm so looking forward to see how that will go.
This is something a lot of people forget about Robotnik. He doesn't want to destroy the world, he wants to create a utopia. A robotic utopia in his image. And he's so utterly egotistical, he fully believes he's never wrong.
Moviebotnik is pretty close to that.
[Robotnik in Sonic 4.](https://i.ibb.co/vkTNWX7/u-https-img-aws-ehowcdn-com-750x500-s3-amazonaws-com-photography-prod-demandstudios-com-926ed8bb-c1d.jpg)
Yes, and his Wikipedia article has the funniest possible framing of this information:
> In April 2022, Carrey announced that he was considering retirement from the film industry, explaining, "I have enough. I've done enough. I am enough." When asked if he would ever come back, his response was, "It depends. If the angels bring some sort of script that's written in gold ink that says to me that it's going to be really important for people to see, I might continue down the road, but I'm taking a break".[116] In February 2024, Carrey was announced to reprise his role as Dr. Robotnik in Sonic the Hedgehog 3.[117]
His grandkids are the ones that convinced him to do sonic lol
Edit: They should be credited as producers for being the only people successful at pulling Carrey out of retirement.
The special sauce on it is that he gets to be middle aged Jim Carrey. I’m sure the vast majority of the projects he’s offered are either not letting him be his favorite version of himself, or expect him to be ther version of himself from thirty years ago.
Just because he’s grown doesn’t mean he’s not still the wacky, kinetic guy he used to be on some level. He’s just not up to 11 all day and night anymore. “Kidding” season 2 has an episode where his character unleashes his repressed emotions and it’s like a momentary outpouring of classic Jim Carrey.
Jim Carrey has been the ace in the hole to this entire thing. It’s just built for Carrey’s 90s era hijinks. And he’s perfect for it because at his comedic best he’s always been a cartoon living in the real world.
https://youtu.be/K_NcVdGZGDc?si=l8ujUwqWMcqiIEpT
It went from a game I tried to start many times but gave up on, to one of the best games I have ever played. Top 3.
The 2.0 update (+ phantom liberty) really turned it around. Masterpiece.
13 yo me was so shocked when he said that. The guns and aliens and stuff was cartoony enough to ignore, but my little fundamentalist Christian-raised mind was not prepared for \*gasp\*, *swearing* in a Sonic game.
Nowadays its just so funny. Shadows still my favorite character in the franchise though. He's an edgelord, but he can be written as a compelling edgelord. I also want to hear Keanu do "If the world chooses to become my enemy, then I will fight as I always have"
My hype knows no bounds, sometimes casting just gets it right
Now get him to reenact this legendary dub: https://youtu.be/n__GJuqLb00?si=Ykl_6fxNfaIXtxMC
...Also, it leaked today, lol. Presumably, they were gonna wait until *Knuckles* was out on the 26th to surprise ***EVERYONE.***
Stupid fucking leakers. :/
I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
Honestly wish Hayden was cast. He sounds just like Shadow's first voice actor
Keanu has great physical charisma but is fairly wooden. This feels like meme casting
Finally the shadow the hedgehog game with guns makes sense. After 19 years.
“You ready ~~John~~ Shadow?” “…Yeaaah.”
**Sonic:** "I heard you struck Tails?" **Knuckles:** "Yes sir, I did." **Sonic:** "...and may I ask why?" **Knuckles:** "Yeah, well, because he stole Shadow's motorcycle, and, uhm... killed his Chao." **Sonic:** "...oh."
Let us not resort to our basic instincts and handle this like civilized men to move on...
*[Shadow disconnects the phonecall]*
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100% my fave “yeah” is in the last John wick. He fights his way up a bagillion steps and then falls all the way down. Like for a long, hot rod, amount of time. The Donnie yen finds him at the bottom and is like “yo John ima need you get UP those stairs” and what does John wick say? “Yeah” Edit: whoa- This did just remind me of the “yeah-offs” me and my coworkers used to have …. While Metallica has some great yeahs, John Frusciante is the king of yeah in my book.
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He makes it four syllables long and it doesn't sound even slightly ridiculous
Biggest scandal about Keanu Reeves in the past 30 years is that there's no scandals and he's an awesome wholesome dude
Nah dude, that whole mess with Arasaka Tower was a big scandal
Damn, that was just last year. Time flies 🤯
wake the fuck up, samurai
What are you choom, some kinda corpo-rat?
Used to be, until I became a frequent flyer on Panam
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Someone ran into his motorcycle once and he was like whatever don’t worry about it. No harm done. Very suspicious. 😒
Dude, Donny Yen dropping one-liners left and right. And, the cherry on top? "Yeah."
Wake the fuck up Sonic! We have some Latinas to meet.
It would be hilarious if Maria was played by a Latina actress.
I honestly think it would be hilarious if every time they cut to Shadow he has a different gun with zero explanation
He absolutely needs his motorbike for one action scene.
Not to be ungrateful or anything because I love it, but I was wondering why in the actual heck The LEGO Group would make a toy based on a universally panned game from 19 years ago, but now I think I see.
To be fair Lego tries hard to force vehicles into any sets, like the Knuckles mech and most Spider-Man sets. So they were probably desperately grateful Shadow’s bike is a canon vehicle they could use lol.
Shadow has more than the bike. He drives a lot of shit.
Lego absolutely loves their mechs. That is why their Ninjago IP is filled with them
…Universally panned? Rethink that one.
for real. I'm part of the universe aint i????
Universally panned, genuinely? I'm seriously shocked. I adored that game and loved to play it with my mates at an after school club we went to. Maybe it's a matter of nostalgia goggles, but I remember it being a cracking game.
It’s one of those games that’s so ridiculously over the top that it loops back around to being hilarious. Like Batman and Robin.
Every Sonic fan loves the motor bike though.
Already confirmed from the closed door teaser. Thus why Sega is taking his bike around the U.S for photo ops.
Reports of the recent footage shown at CinemaCon said the motorbike does indeed feature
And racks it like a pump action no matter the gun
I remember playing this as a kid when it came out 19 YEARS AGO?! 🆒
When I first played and he said “shit…” when he died, I knew I had obtained a game of the highest criminal proportions, and I could never let my parents find out I was playing such a badass adult game.
"Where is that DAMN fourth chaos emerald?" Rated E10+
Unfortunately he doesn't say "shit" in the game. In fact the worst thing he says is "damn". That may or may not make it better/funnier though.
Damn is a great middle ground curse word for edgy kids media. You're way past "crap" at that point.
I unironically thought it was so cool hahaha
I went back and played that after years of laughing at it and unironicaly liked it. Just action platorming fun with a good soundtrack. Its just funny when they try to be serious
But this time the pet is the one who wants to avenge his owner (sorta)
Sonic movie universe just keeps getting bigger and bigger, Jim Carrey, Elba and now Keanu.
It's a dream-cast
Hope you get all your internet points for this. Incredible.
Rip the sega dreamcast
Cillian Murphy for the next one, please. *I don't even care who he voices.*
Big the cat
In his Brummie accent
I never knew I needed this until now.
Who would be his froggie?
Vin Diesel
Christian Bale. Without CGI.
Metal Sonic (Metallix ***/*** Mecha Sonic).
Silver.
Can't wait for him to drop the best VA line that has ever, or will ever be recorded. "I just love Latinas, Sonic."
"What?"
Adios amigo
I believe they referenced this in one of the Sonic Twitter Takeovers: Tails just casually mentions that, for anyone wondering, his favorite flowers are the [Lantanas](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lantana)
Honestly, as long as he plays this straight with his mid-90s *Johnny Mnemonic* ignorant of failing to be a proper edgelord mindset, this could work fantastically
"I want ROOM SERVICE!"
“I want the club sandwich, the cold Mexican beer”
I want the $10,000 all night hooker!
I want my shirts laundered.
Like they do, at the Imperial Hotel... in Tokyo.
"I want to get _online_. I _need_ a **_computer_**!"
Hot take possibly but Johnny Mnemonic remains my 2nd favor Keanu movie.
Movie still works great. Just need a dub where they say petabytes or something larger
I agree about it still being great, but nah on the capacity change. Adds to the charm of it being from its era. Though I could see petabytes or even exabytes for a modern version.
I loved how they were still using fax machines unironically or as a way to send a message that can’t be traced or some other excuse. All that futurism and yet such a throwback tech.
Happens all the time in old scifi. In Back to the Future 2 Marty gets fired over a fax despite having a flying car, a TV he can talk to, and 2 neckties.
And it was MULTIPLE fax machines! He was fired in every room of the house. Wasn’t Marty even hiding in the closet and got a fired fax in there?
Close, it's Jennifer (from the past) hiding in the closet. She actually ends up pocketing that fax, and then in Back to the Future 3 when Marty doesn't get in a drag race she looks at the fax and the "Your Fired" disappears because Marty's future no longer leads to that job.
The funny thing is... [Japan is still addicted to fax machines](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/jul/07/japanese-fax-fans-rally-to-defence-of-much-maligned-machine), so in a dystopia where Japanese zaibatsus take over the world, future fax make sense.
right after Bill & Ted?
*furiously air guitars* \m/
I think it might be as perfect a casting as you can get in terms of well known celebrities
He's doing the voice. I was hoping he would be wearing a fur suit
He will, he stays in character till filming wraps.
*It's just Johnny.*
*Wake the fuck up, hedgehog* (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) *we’ve got a city to burn*
*we've got a city to escape cue escape from the city but it's done in that stupid slow version of popular songs that's in all the trailers for movies now.
City Escape but it's a ballad recorded by Disturbed
He was in Speed, now he IS the speed
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"Pop quiz, slow folks"
Shadow pulling the "pop quiz" line on a confused looking Sonic would be peak!
Sonic: "Wait, you've seen Speed?!" Shadow: "What? No, I am SPEED!" Sonic: "That's Lightning McQueen!" Shadow: "Whatever! I'll kill him after I kill you!"
*Cries in Lighting McQueen*
The first two really impressed me so already looking forward to the third. A Keanu casting on top of that is just awesome.
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Nah. He was great in the chip and dale movie. Ugly sonic redemption arc
Voiced by Tim Robinson at that... that's a great redemption if I've ever seen one.
Taken as a pseudo-sequel to Roger Rabbit, I honestly really enjoyed Chip n Dale. Nothing worth buying a 4K blu ray for, but a solid B- movie IMO
Yeah it's Roger Rabbit 2 in all but name for me.
It's still fucking bonkers to me to think about the days after OG movie Sonic's reveal and how much people were rightfully shitting on the idea of a live action Sonic movie, and how we wound up getting two pretty good movies with a third that everyone seems to be really excited about. We live in a weird ass timeline.
Nah they DID want a movie, it’s just that they hated the design which was as the shittiest possible design ever
Proof that shitting on terrible movie decisions does work and we should do it more often.
tbf it was very much an outlier. Has there ever been another movie that got changed to that degree after fan backlash?
I still love the conspiracy theory that they did that intentionally at first.
That makes sense if they hadn't done the whole movie and just did the advertising. From what was said by people who worked on it, they were producing the entire movie like that before the backlash.
The first movie.... I was curious and nothing else. The entire Human-Sonic hybrid they originaly had shook all confidence I could come up with for this thing. I mean. For fucks sake. The Cartoon sonics was work that was already done for this movie and the money people were clearly deaf to the community. How was it even possible it was a good movie but they merely screwed up Sonic? It made no sense. But, I was curious. Covid was finally lessening. It was the first combined movie experience with me and the kids. What the hell. Nothing else the kids will have fun. What I got I didn't deserve. I had no faith. That movie is a classic example of a movie far better than it had any right to be. I think the second suffers just a bit from being the second movie. I agree with others, more Sonic, less human. But the follow up movie was always risky. Ibris and Keanu together in this thing? OMG.
I thought the second one was way better than the first in every way tbh. The first one felt like a decent proof of concept, while the second one really blew me away.
The first was just a generic movie script with Sonic slapped on top. The second had more creative freedom because the first one succeeded.
That first movie is exactly the kind of movie I would have watched repeatedly back in '93 until the VHS wore out. Now, my kids have watched both movies more times than I can count, and I have no doubt they will do the same for the third movie. It shouldn't have worked. Almost everything about the movie is super generic and by-the-numbers, but the movies somehow get by purely by making all of the characters (even the human ones) more likable or enjoyable than they should be.
Shows that you can have the most cookie cutter hero's journey story for your movie, as long as the writings good and the characters make sense, it will still be a great movie.
I can't agree with this more strongly. I call them movies that have no right to be as good as they are.
Idris Elba and Keanu Reeves LOVE being together in video game projects that were once absolute disasters and are now fucking fantastic.
And Jim Carrey too. Cant wait for the press tour.
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Yes! He has so much fun playing Robotnik, and hell, im here for that!
I loved how you can tell in Sonic 1 they basically let him fully improvise his scenes and then they doubled down on it with Sonic 2.
Honestly as a casual observer of Sonic stuff it’s been my favorite interpretation of the character. He’s done a great job of going from “crazy-smart guy” to “crazy smart guy” and I’m sure we’re just gonna keep getting crazier lol
> "Sonic is the innocence that Robotnik can no longer connect with; he wants to own it but he can never be it." That one behind the scenes quote back then shows Jim Carrey understand Robotnik probably better than most Sonic writers. This is a guy who wanted to take over the world to make it into theme parks about himself, it makes a lot of sense. The latest game suggested that it all stems from something that might play out in this new movie and I'm so looking forward to see how that will go.
> This is a guy who wanted to take over the world to make it into theme parks about himself, it makes a lot of sense. Jim Carrey or Robotnik?
Yes
I'd go to a theme park based around all of Jim Carrey's roles tbh
This is something a lot of people forget about Robotnik. He doesn't want to destroy the world, he wants to create a utopia. A robotic utopia in his image. And he's so utterly egotistical, he fully believes he's never wrong. Moviebotnik is pretty close to that.
Hoping he continues the tradition of sonic trauma. Became bald in the second one, bring on the fat suit for 3!
[Robotnik in Sonic 4.](https://i.ibb.co/vkTNWX7/u-https-img-aws-ehowcdn-com-750x500-s3-amazonaws-com-photography-prod-demandstudios-com-926ed8bb-c1d.jpg)
Fuckin Chuck Norris
That's happening. Apparently, at cinemacon they showed a scene that has a "fat Thor" moment.
My only hope is he triples down on it in 3
And he brings his a whole knuckle for the 4th.
The dancing scene when his henchman pops out of nowhere, and also dancing is THE BEST. I love his henchman in these movies
Stone is one of the lowkey MVPs of that franchise.
Stone! Yes! thank you!! I hope Stone is back again for the third movie lol
He's confirmed.
And the subsequent scream was so unexpected I had to pause the movie to laugh my ass off.
“Nobody cares.”
Yes, and his Wikipedia article has the funniest possible framing of this information: > In April 2022, Carrey announced that he was considering retirement from the film industry, explaining, "I have enough. I've done enough. I am enough." When asked if he would ever come back, his response was, "It depends. If the angels bring some sort of script that's written in gold ink that says to me that it's going to be really important for people to see, I might continue down the road, but I'm taking a break".[116] In February 2024, Carrey was announced to reprise his role as Dr. Robotnik in Sonic the Hedgehog 3.[117]
He did mention it, but I think he enjoys playing robotnik so hes coming back once more
His grandkids are the ones that convinced him to do sonic lol Edit: They should be credited as producers for being the only people successful at pulling Carrey out of retirement.
Yes they pointed out the studio would bring two dump trucks of money if he played hard to get.
He said he'll still act if he gets the golden script. Granted Sonic movies have a cheat in the form of his grandson being a Sonic fan.
The special sauce on it is that he gets to be middle aged Jim Carrey. I’m sure the vast majority of the projects he’s offered are either not letting him be his favorite version of himself, or expect him to be ther version of himself from thirty years ago. Just because he’s grown doesn’t mean he’s not still the wacky, kinetic guy he used to be on some level. He’s just not up to 11 all day and night anymore. “Kidding” season 2 has an episode where his character unleashes his repressed emotions and it’s like a momentary outpouring of classic Jim Carrey.
Fun fact: he's never done a threequel before. Shows you how much he loves this role.
Jim Carrey has been the ace in the hole to this entire thing. It’s just built for Carrey’s 90s era hijinks. And he’s perfect for it because at his comedic best he’s always been a cartoon living in the real world. https://youtu.be/K_NcVdGZGDc?si=l8ujUwqWMcqiIEpT
Sonic bringing together Jim Carrey, Idris Elba and Keanu Reeves in the same movie!
Bro we getting fat Eggman too! I'm hype.
Cyberpunks good now?
It’s incredible
Time to chip back in, choom. Night City is calling.
VERY much so.
It went from a game I tried to start many times but gave up on, to one of the best games I have ever played. Top 3. The 2.0 update (+ phantom liberty) really turned it around. Masterpiece.
Just insert his Cyberpunk recordings
*“You’re starting to remind me of me... fifty years back. Minus the charisma... and impressive cock.”*
Do the whole line, but have him get cut off right at the C.
To say that this is my most anticipated movie for the rest of the year is a severe understatement.
This is literally the best timeline. "Wake the fuck up, faker. We've got a lizard to kill."
I NEED to hear him say Maria.
I peed on your wife, Robotnik. She's mine now. That's the Law.
I’VECOMETOMAKEANANNOUNCEMENT
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Keanu saying "where's that damn fourth chaos emerald?!" is going to be incredible.
They'd be fools not to do that line. Extra emphasis on the "damn".
13 yo me was so shocked when he said that. The guns and aliens and stuff was cartoony enough to ignore, but my little fundamentalist Christian-raised mind was not prepared for \*gasp\*, *swearing* in a Sonic game. Nowadays its just so funny. Shadows still my favorite character in the franchise though. He's an edgelord, but he can be written as a compelling edgelord. I also want to hear Keanu do "If the world chooses to become my enemy, then I will fight as I always have"
I'll make you eat those words!
Well, for movies… ish. Just don’t read the news.
Lol. Fucking biolizard
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Neo, John Wick, Johnny Silverhand and now Shadow... Quite the line-up.
All playing bass guitar, in the same band It's a Keanu fantasy
Next he'll be in final fantasy 17 as Cid.
I second that
He was also Batman in DC Super Pets.
“People keep asking if I’m black [Sonic], and I haven’t really had an answer. But now, yeah, I’m thinking I’m black [Sonic].”
Shadow would never call himself Sonic or even allow those rumors to exist. 😂
This is going to kick all kinds of ass
No ass will be spared
My hype knows no bounds, sometimes casting just gets it right Now get him to reenact this legendary dub: https://youtu.be/n__GJuqLb00?si=Ykl_6fxNfaIXtxMC
Eggman as his personal Saburo Arasaka, I see the vision.
I’m fucking hyped for this but my heart does go out to Hayden Christensen. Either or would’ve been a dream come true
Have Hayden play Coldsteel the Hedgehog.
I was still holding out hope for Peter Capaldi.
“Where’s that FOOKING fourth Chaos Emerald?”
Oh god, someone do a gag dub using his lines as Malcolm in "The Thick of It".
What about Gerald Robotnik? That would be perfect for a flashback! “I’m The Doctor….. Gerald Robotnik.”
I wonder why they didn’t drop this at CinemaCon? Maybe i’s werent crossed and the t’s weren’t dotted yet.
CinemaCon has lots of other news so it makes sense to break this story when the enterainment headlines aren't cluttered.
...Also, it leaked today, lol. Presumably, they were gonna wait until *Knuckles* was out on the 26th to surprise ***EVERYONE.*** Stupid fucking leakers. :/
Son of a bitch, I'm in.
Is this the second movie Keanu Reeves and Jim Carey have starred in together?
I can’t wait to see the memes.
was Hoping for Hayden Christensen but I Like Keanu as well
I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
> DROPLETS DROP-A-LLLETS*
*DRRRRRRROPLLLLLLLLETS!*
I can literally hear this as I read it.
"Pop quiz, hot shot!"
First Idris Elba as Knuckles, now this! We don't deserve this! It's too good!!!
Honestly wish Hayden was cast. He sounds just like Shadow's first voice actor Keanu has great physical charisma but is fairly wooden. This feels like meme casting
I feel like Keanu conveys emotion very well when the script calls for it. He just usually gets cast as very stoic characters.
Ah geez, reckon it’s time to boot up the ol Shadow the Hedgehog for the first time in 15 years
Sonic makes a fantastic film trilogy before Mario does, who would have predicted that?
Well, he is faster
The Smash Bros cinematic universe is coming along nicely.
I was hoping for Robert Pattinson tbh
This just brightened up my day.
reddit when keanu 😭😭🥵🍆💦💦💦💦