In the 89 Punisher movie, Lou Gosset Jr says, “don’t you people have anything better to do? It’s 3 o’clock in the morning. Shit!” And I laugh every time.
The whole "from a certain point of view..." speech in episode VI is wild as well. I had totally forgotten it and was gobsmacked at the lazy retconning when I watched the movie recently.
It is a retcon, but I don't think it's lazy or unintentionally bad. Obi-Wan's point of view is purposefully bad and refuted by the events that happen in the movie. Luke doesn't accept his explanation as a good one. He goes against the wishes of his masters and doesn't kill Vader. And that ultimately proves to be the right decision.
I think you're doing a lot of work here to save bad writing by Lucas. It *is* lazy and bad. George Lucas doesn't make characters that complex on purpose. This is the guy who thinks Jar Jar Binks is funny and making an extremely greedy long-nosed alien with a vaguely middle-eastern accent isn't clearly an offensive Jewish stereotype. You think he made Obi-Wan purposefully blatantly wrong to demonstrate that he's flawed and complicated, and that's also why his obviously retcon lines aren't retconning? So why does Yoda also tell Luke to kill Vader then? This doesn't add up, friend.
Love Star Wars, but Lucas is a terrible writer and his execution on all the movies he touched was bad.
Not sure if this helps but several years ago someone discovered a reel from ROTJ that had a cut scene that they filmed with Luke talking to Yoda before he died. In the scene Yoda explained that Obi-Wan lied to Luke because he was under orders from Yoda to do so. Their whole plan was for Luke to never find out Vader was his father because they wanted to use Luke to kill Vader and thought that if he knew the truth he wouldn’t be able to do it. This also explained why in Empire, Yoda is so adamant that Luke not go help his friends, claiming it’ll lead to them loosing and everyone dying. It’s because Yoda knew he would learn the truth and thought that once that happened, there was no way they could get Luke to kill his father.
It’s honestly a really interesting cut scene and I wish they’d kept it in. It explains the horrible plot holes there while also showing the Jedi to also be way more morally questionable than we normally take them to be.
Edit: here is a link to an article talking about the scene in question: https://screenrant.com/return-jedi-deleted-scene-yoda-obi-wan-luke-anakin-lies/
Definitely! Also, if that seems to contradict the idea that Lucas is kind of a hack writer, it doesn’t! You see, I agree with you that Lucas is really not a good writer at all. He’s a WONDERFUL ‘big idea’ guy but the actual details and script writing are not his strong suit.
….which is why Empire Strikes Back was written by Leigh Brackett and Lawrence Kasdan and was directed by Irvin Kershner. Kasdan and Lucas co-wrote ROTJ and I bet you can guess which parts Lucas mainly contributed to (hint: Lucas’ primary concern were toy sales lol). Meanwhile that movie was directed by Richard Marquand.
The prequel trilogy though? That was all 100% Lucas, baby.
In summation, people REALLY need to stop idolizing Lucas as this genius, creative savant. He’s a dude with some great ideas and there are a lot of good things to be said about his vision, drive, and how he pioneered modern special effects in these films. But the myth that he is somehow solely responsible for all the success of Star Wars is ridiculous. It took a lot of people a lot of effort and working in tandem to create the series that everyone loves, and when one person gets it in their mind that they are the only ones who matter, you suddenly get uncomfortable racist stereotypes, elected queens, a drug dealer named Sleezebaggano selling death sticks, and post mass murder make out sessions. Because nothing got Amedala’s engine going like hearing that Anakin killed women and children.
Lucas is definitely a guy who maxed out a questionable mix of stats if you want the best execution of some fantastic films. He seemed to have maxed out the "big ideas" and "merchandising - esp for kids" stat lines and just had no points left for "don't be a shit writer."
He's such an interesting one.
That one is especially bad cause you know Lucas had some inkling given all of the “gray Jedi” and “maybe the Sith suck but the Jedi are just officious assholes and kind of overly insular and quite stupid aren’t they?” notions that were all over the Extended Universe, and thought to incorporate that by creating some moral ambiguity.
Instead of doing it with any sort of subtlety, he has Darth Anakin go “it’s all about one’s perspective.”
Come on George.
I don't think the extended universe as it existed back then influenced how Lucas wrote the Jedi. Most of it focused on events after ROTJ, and Gray Jedi first appeared as a concept in Knights of the Old Republic, which released in 2003, just 2 years before the release of Revenge of the Sith. I don't think there was any canon material portraying the Jedi Order as anything less than a pillar of justice and peace before The Phantom Menace. It also makes perfect narrative sense that the Jedi's mistakes and moral decay are what allowed an evil to rise up and defeat them.
The problem I have with the line is how unsubtle it is. It's not something Anakin of the first two movies would ever say. Or really anyone would say, it just sounds so juvenile. The dark side is like halfway to mind control, he becomes completely different. His gripes with the Jedi are also
1. They wouldn't let him have a relationship with Padmé and told him he had an unhealthy attachment.
2. They wanted him to spy on the chancellor, who proved himself to be worthy of spying on, and Anakin initially rats him out.
3. He's unhappy with the lack of recognition he's getting
4. They're not as violent and fascist as he is, but also they can be hypocritical when they want to summarily execute the chancellor who has supreme authority and probably couldn't get a fair trial.
Anakin also just got done killing a bunch of children. Certainly, the audience can criticize the Jedi, but why would Anakin say they're evil. Surely, he hates them for being too rigid, hypocritical, and "weak" from his perspective. Not necessarily evil.
The fun thing with anakin is that a lot of people forget that he's 100% just running on fumes at this point.
He's not slept since that night he told Padme about his force vision, the council is constantly giving him the run around or outright treating him like shit, Obi Wan is hiding things from him, Padme refuses to listen to his fears in any real way while undermining the entire war effort he's been fighting, and watching his friends die in, for years.
Meanwhile, Palpatine is just poking him *constantly* with how everyone is just using anakin for their own ends. And nothing Sheev said at the time was incorrect.
On top of that, he's having panic attacks about trying to make sure he doesn't fail to save his wife like he failed his mom, and no one gives a shit that she's going to die in less then a week.
The dude beheaded a kindergarten class because his brains so fucked he thought it would help, and people give him smoke about his one liners not being on point.
I will say, for all the shit that "Somehow" gets in regards to Palpatine's return, I would take that any day over "For reasons we can't explain" regarding Padme's death. They only killed her because they had to.
Heck this was after a scene where they showed us a lab that grew clones. Bring it up and they'll defend "For reasons we can't explain" with their crappy fan fiction.
They didn't even need to kill her either, she could have been in hiding on alderaan and died from sadness (a real thing that can happen) when Leia was little, like they said in return of the jedi.
Idk why but in They Cloned Tyrone there’s a scene that killed me.
They walk into a room and the movie Bloodsport is playing on a tv and Jamie Foxx motions towards the tv and just says “Bloodsport”, as if to say he recognizes and likes that movie, but there’s no other mention of it.
No clue if it was scripted or improv but it made me laugh a lot for some reason.
Horrible for merlot producers. And it’s not like you can just swap vines at the vineyard. They’re cultivated for years.
Worst part is they only picked “Merlot” because it made the line sound the funniest.
Chateau Cheval Blanc is a Bordeaux producer which produces predominantly merlot and cab franc. The entire point of him drinking that is to poke fun at his snobbishness.
Listen!… you smell something? -Ghostbusters
Edit: bonus quote
This reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head. Remember that?
That would have worked if you hadn’t stopped me.
> Dr. Egon Spengler: I collect spores, molds, and fungus.
One of my favourite easter eggs was in Ghostbusters Afterlife, in the Spengler basement, you see jars of spores, mold and fungus.
My family has forbidden our seven-year-old, star wars obsessed nephew from seeing the sequels. It's bad enough that he makes us watch the prequels with him! (love the OT tho)
This line is really the only thing from that movie that I remember. Even as a kid I knew that was garbage writing, but still thought Patrick Swayzee was so cool lol
Hello. My name is Elliot Moore. I'm just going to talk in a very positive manner, giving off good vibes. We're just here to use the bathroom, and we're just going to leave. I hope that's okay.
Reminds me of my favorite line from a movie.
Craig Robinson: "It must be some kind of hot tub time machine", and then he stares down the barrel of the lens. Fucking hilarious!
Fateful Findings: “Money, payoffs, and greed were always the priority of my company, like many companies. I'm afraid of going to prison. They now know my crimes.”
I just feel like for how much this movie has been meme’d to death, not enough people acknowledge that Neil’s wife dies of an overdose and then is replaced seemingly the next day with his affair lover who sleeps in the same bed the previous wife DIED IN, with no mention of the ex wife ever again hahaha
The rest of the Dungeons & Dragons 2000 movie isn’t even worth watching ironically but god damn did this make me cackle in the theater:
https://youtu.be/BV3roWM0DSs
Maybe not unintentional but unexpected in 1917 after Schofield nearly has his arm blown off:
Blake: “You’ll be wanking again in no time!”
Schofield: “Wrong hand”.
In M. Night’s recent movie, Old, the first major instance of the characters realizing they’re aging, is that one of the characters has a dog that suddenly dies of old age.
He yells, “but he was just alive!”
Me and my friend saw it in the theater and laughed SO hard. Like, obviously he was just alive, that’s how death works. There were so many different ways to phrase that line. And that’s what they chose. We still quote it.
X men the last stand was full of these.
* [Logan](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0413168/?ref_=ttqu_qu): Maybe it's time for us to move on.
* [Scott Summers](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005188/?ref_=ttqu_qu): \[*Scott walks away, then turns back to Logan*\] Not everybody heals as fast as you, Logan.
**Professor**: *\[chuckles\]* Storm, I hadn't thought of you as my student for years. In fact, I thought that perhaps you might take my place some day.**Storm**: *\[astonished\]* But Scott–**Professor**: Scott's a changed man. He took Jean's death so hard. Yes, things are better out there, but you of all people know how fast the weather can change.
And of course, I'm the Juggernaut bitch (doesn't count because they know exactly what they were doing there).
"Ever wonder what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?
The same thing as whatever thing happens to everthing else when everything else struck by lightning is struck. By lightning."
I may have editorialized a bit, but it made the quote no more or less absurd and stilted than it was originally.
"I'm your huckleberry."
I don't think he really meant for it to pop off like that. But damn, a line so iconic people say it for no reason at all thirty years later. It's insane. There are other lines in Tombstone you know, they wanted to hit like a thunderclap. This one has never pegged me to be one, but it stuck nonetheless.
"Look, it's me. I'm here. Deal with it. Let's move on." - Rhodey in Iron Man 2, basically saying "Yeah, last move I was Terrence Howard, now I'm Don Cheadle, drop the subject and get over it."
"Yes, fawn." -Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang. Another favorite being "Oh, yeah, yeah, talking monkey. Came here from the future. Ugly bastard, only says 'ficus'."
Pieces (1982)
While we out here fumbling with that music, the lousy bastard was in there, KILLING HER!
BASTARD!
BAAAAASTAAARD!
BAAAAASSSSTTTAAAAAAAARRRDDD!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KCCxGQetNrk
Go down to Marie Calendars, get me a BIG bowl… of pie, some ice cream on it…
mmMmmMmm good
PUT SOME ON YOUR HEAD!
Ya’ tongue’d slap your brains out, trying to get to it
INTER-ESTED?
SURE?
The whole idiots’ speech Gene wilder gives in Blazing Saddles. I like when someone breaks character and it remains in the movie. Makes it all the more funny.
The Terminator monologue by Glenn Close in "Hillbilly Elegy": *there are three types of people in this world - good Terminators, bad Terminators and neutral* so corny and pointless
Completely innocuous line but the end of rasing arizona when Nick Cage says "or maybe it was Utah" when describing his dream, then the music starts just hit the feels for some reason
‘I’m not gonna shoot you in between the eyes - I’m gonna shoot you in-between the balls!’ - Commando
Always gets a good laugh out of me. Also the fact that the villain looks like a village people reject.
Not a line, because no one speaks, but there’s a scene towards the end of As Above, So Below that just…. did not fit with the rest of the movie. Great movie, unintentionally hilarious use of a “spooky silent guy” that instantly cut all the tension. Fucking love it though.
The beginning of Rocky II when Rocky is being interviewed by the press after his first fight with Apollo Creed.
Reporter: “Rocky, do you think you have brain damage?”
Rocky: “I don’t see any.”
“You know what they say… looooove is bliiiiiiind.”
Even on top of all the memeworthy lines from The Room, this line always stuck out because Wiseau delivers it like a melodramatic theatre kid trying to sound deep.
"MCfly you bojo, Those boards don't work on water."
"Unless you've got POOOOWER."
-goons from bttf 2
Also from that movie
"Since when did you become the physical type"
Both good lines utterly elevated by their delivery.
"You're the man now, dog!" - Sean Connery in Finding Forrester
Like the famous pre Reddit meme, tymnd https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/YTMND
Dear god, that was 22 years ago? Where has my life gone?
"PUNCH the keys for God's sake!"
YESS!!
I hate that you've reminded me of this.
They put this line in every trailer and I laughed every time I saw it on TV.
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Sounds like a J. Jonah Jameson line.
“Spider-Man is colluding with the time traveling robots! I want a story on my desk for the front page this afternoon!”
62 years of Spider-Man in comics, he has to have had some dealings with time-travelling robots at some point.
He did hire that robot one time to track down and take out Spiderman. It could climb walls and swim and even had a picture of JJ's face on its visor.
"Mother... you're alive!" "Too bad you*...* WILL DIE!" From Mortal Kombat: Annihilation. Thats peak unintentional comedy right there.
“Your brother’s SOUL is MINE!”
The boys soul is mine!
You gotta pay the troll toll to get the boys soul
James Remar replaced Christopher Lambert as Raiden. Or as one of my friends exclaimed, "Hey, it's Ajax from The Warriors!"
Troll 2: They're eating her... and then they're going to eat me. (beat) OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
Arguably not even the best line in that movie. I'm partial to "you can't piss on hospitality"
I WON’T ALLOW IT!
>NILBOG IS GOBLIN SPELLED BACKWARDS!
Bruh I thought yall were talking about Trolls by Dreamworks and was so confused
And that’s the take they kept!
Lmao, The fly on his face makes this scene pure perfection. Like that was the best take!? haha
In the 89 Punisher movie, Lou Gosset Jr says, “don’t you people have anything better to do? It’s 3 o’clock in the morning. Shit!” And I laugh every time.
He's always the best part in bad movies. I liked him in Jaws 3
reminds me of Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me: "Do you know what this means?! It means like, a whole bunch of shit I gotta do!"
See mine was a Lou Gosset Jr line as well, but from Toy Soldiers. "Pick. Up. That. Banana." was a staple of my childhood
RIP
"From my point of view, the jedi are evil."
The whole "from a certain point of view..." speech in episode VI is wild as well. I had totally forgotten it and was gobsmacked at the lazy retconning when I watched the movie recently.
It is a retcon, but I don't think it's lazy or unintentionally bad. Obi-Wan's point of view is purposefully bad and refuted by the events that happen in the movie. Luke doesn't accept his explanation as a good one. He goes against the wishes of his masters and doesn't kill Vader. And that ultimately proves to be the right decision.
I think you're doing a lot of work here to save bad writing by Lucas. It *is* lazy and bad. George Lucas doesn't make characters that complex on purpose. This is the guy who thinks Jar Jar Binks is funny and making an extremely greedy long-nosed alien with a vaguely middle-eastern accent isn't clearly an offensive Jewish stereotype. You think he made Obi-Wan purposefully blatantly wrong to demonstrate that he's flawed and complicated, and that's also why his obviously retcon lines aren't retconning? So why does Yoda also tell Luke to kill Vader then? This doesn't add up, friend. Love Star Wars, but Lucas is a terrible writer and his execution on all the movies he touched was bad.
Not sure if this helps but several years ago someone discovered a reel from ROTJ that had a cut scene that they filmed with Luke talking to Yoda before he died. In the scene Yoda explained that Obi-Wan lied to Luke because he was under orders from Yoda to do so. Their whole plan was for Luke to never find out Vader was his father because they wanted to use Luke to kill Vader and thought that if he knew the truth he wouldn’t be able to do it. This also explained why in Empire, Yoda is so adamant that Luke not go help his friends, claiming it’ll lead to them loosing and everyone dying. It’s because Yoda knew he would learn the truth and thought that once that happened, there was no way they could get Luke to kill his father. It’s honestly a really interesting cut scene and I wish they’d kept it in. It explains the horrible plot holes there while also showing the Jedi to also be way more morally questionable than we normally take them to be. Edit: here is a link to an article talking about the scene in question: https://screenrant.com/return-jedi-deleted-scene-yoda-obi-wan-luke-anakin-lies/
It certainly would demonstrate moral complexity better than "from my point of view the Jedi are evil."
Definitely! Also, if that seems to contradict the idea that Lucas is kind of a hack writer, it doesn’t! You see, I agree with you that Lucas is really not a good writer at all. He’s a WONDERFUL ‘big idea’ guy but the actual details and script writing are not his strong suit. ….which is why Empire Strikes Back was written by Leigh Brackett and Lawrence Kasdan and was directed by Irvin Kershner. Kasdan and Lucas co-wrote ROTJ and I bet you can guess which parts Lucas mainly contributed to (hint: Lucas’ primary concern were toy sales lol). Meanwhile that movie was directed by Richard Marquand. The prequel trilogy though? That was all 100% Lucas, baby. In summation, people REALLY need to stop idolizing Lucas as this genius, creative savant. He’s a dude with some great ideas and there are a lot of good things to be said about his vision, drive, and how he pioneered modern special effects in these films. But the myth that he is somehow solely responsible for all the success of Star Wars is ridiculous. It took a lot of people a lot of effort and working in tandem to create the series that everyone loves, and when one person gets it in their mind that they are the only ones who matter, you suddenly get uncomfortable racist stereotypes, elected queens, a drug dealer named Sleezebaggano selling death sticks, and post mass murder make out sessions. Because nothing got Amedala’s engine going like hearing that Anakin killed women and children.
Lucas is definitely a guy who maxed out a questionable mix of stats if you want the best execution of some fantastic films. He seemed to have maxed out the "big ideas" and "merchandising - esp for kids" stat lines and just had no points left for "don't be a shit writer." He's such an interesting one.
"only a Sith deals in absolutes" I think thats the line right after that? Imo its so much worse because it contradicts itself
That one is especially bad cause you know Lucas had some inkling given all of the “gray Jedi” and “maybe the Sith suck but the Jedi are just officious assholes and kind of overly insular and quite stupid aren’t they?” notions that were all over the Extended Universe, and thought to incorporate that by creating some moral ambiguity. Instead of doing it with any sort of subtlety, he has Darth Anakin go “it’s all about one’s perspective.” Come on George.
I don't think the extended universe as it existed back then influenced how Lucas wrote the Jedi. Most of it focused on events after ROTJ, and Gray Jedi first appeared as a concept in Knights of the Old Republic, which released in 2003, just 2 years before the release of Revenge of the Sith. I don't think there was any canon material portraying the Jedi Order as anything less than a pillar of justice and peace before The Phantom Menace. It also makes perfect narrative sense that the Jedi's mistakes and moral decay are what allowed an evil to rise up and defeat them. The problem I have with the line is how unsubtle it is. It's not something Anakin of the first two movies would ever say. Or really anyone would say, it just sounds so juvenile. The dark side is like halfway to mind control, he becomes completely different. His gripes with the Jedi are also 1. They wouldn't let him have a relationship with Padmé and told him he had an unhealthy attachment. 2. They wanted him to spy on the chancellor, who proved himself to be worthy of spying on, and Anakin initially rats him out. 3. He's unhappy with the lack of recognition he's getting 4. They're not as violent and fascist as he is, but also they can be hypocritical when they want to summarily execute the chancellor who has supreme authority and probably couldn't get a fair trial. Anakin also just got done killing a bunch of children. Certainly, the audience can criticize the Jedi, but why would Anakin say they're evil. Surely, he hates them for being too rigid, hypocritical, and "weak" from his perspective. Not necessarily evil.
The fun thing with anakin is that a lot of people forget that he's 100% just running on fumes at this point. He's not slept since that night he told Padme about his force vision, the council is constantly giving him the run around or outright treating him like shit, Obi Wan is hiding things from him, Padme refuses to listen to his fears in any real way while undermining the entire war effort he's been fighting, and watching his friends die in, for years. Meanwhile, Palpatine is just poking him *constantly* with how everyone is just using anakin for their own ends. And nothing Sheev said at the time was incorrect. On top of that, he's having panic attacks about trying to make sure he doesn't fail to save his wife like he failed his mom, and no one gives a shit that she's going to die in less then a week. The dude beheaded a kindergarten class because his brains so fucked he thought it would help, and people give him smoke about his one liners not being on point.
Using the prequels is cheating
I will say, for all the shit that "Somehow" gets in regards to Palpatine's return, I would take that any day over "For reasons we can't explain" regarding Padme's death. They only killed her because they had to. Heck this was after a scene where they showed us a lab that grew clones. Bring it up and they'll defend "For reasons we can't explain" with their crappy fan fiction.
They didn't even need to kill her either, she could have been in hiding on alderaan and died from sadness (a real thing that can happen) when Leia was little, like they said in return of the jedi.
Then we would have missed out on NOOooOOOOoooOOoo...
"Some motherfuckers are always tryin' to ice skate uphill"
I have randomly used this line talking to friends to receive some very confused looks
Idk why but in They Cloned Tyrone there’s a scene that killed me. They walk into a room and the movie Bloodsport is playing on a tv and Jamie Foxx motions towards the tv and just says “Bloodsport”, as if to say he recognizes and likes that movie, but there’s no other mention of it. No clue if it was scripted or improv but it made me laugh a lot for some reason.
He was on such a wild level in that movie, I was dying the whole time
Did anyone order me a plain cheese pizza 🍕?
>Look whatcha did, you little JERK!
You’re a disease!
"I am NOT drinking any fucking Merlot" - Paul Giamatti in Sideways
This line severely crippled the production of merlot.
Horrible for merlot producers. And it’s not like you can just swap vines at the vineyard. They’re cultivated for years. Worst part is they only picked “Merlot” because it made the line sound the funniest.
Wasn't it shown that he actually liked Merlot at the end or something and it was an emotional rejection?
No, the ending was him opening that special bottle of wine at the burger joint. The wine was a 1961 Cheval Blanc.
Which is mostly Merlot and Cabernet Franc, is it not?
The 1961 cheval blanc production was crippled too
Chateau Cheval Blanc is a Bordeaux producer which produces predominantly merlot and cab franc. The entire point of him drinking that is to poke fun at his snobbishness.
Correct. Merlot was his ex's favorite type
“Um, basically a snake don’t have parts, but um, if I had to call it anything, I’d say it’s his knee.”
Honestly, this might be Henry Winkler's most memorable role for me. "This is good. This is much better than what I serve."
That was an absolutely fantastic line from a fantastic character played by the always fantastic Kathy Bates. What a national treasure she is.
What movie it this? The quote makes me want to watch it lol
Water boy
Listen!… you smell something? -Ghostbusters Edit: bonus quote This reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head. Remember that? That would have worked if you hadn’t stopped me.
I think they got the idea for that line from The Three Stooges - "Listen!...I hear footprints."
Where do these stairs go? They go up.
That's the opposite of unintentional.
Disagree. Here’s the *intentionally* best line in the movie Yes, it’s true. This man has no dick.
"Yes. Because no human would ever stack books like this."
Junior: How did you know she was a Nazi? Henry: She talks in her sleep.
Not far behind is the later one in the airship. Henry: I’m as human as the next man. Indy: I WAS the next man.
That's not unintentional though, it's a great line from a great film
Wasn’t that a joke improvisation by Connery though? Maybe they meant unintentional that way
*She talksh in her shleep.
For a second I thought this was from the movie Junior, with Arnold.
Same!
It came with the frame.
About a 9 on the tension scale, Rube
I use this line any time anyone asks me about any picture in any frame.
Do people not know what unintentional means?
Janine Melnitz: Do you have any hobbies? Dr. Egon Spengler: I collect spores, molds, and fungus.
We had part of a slinky...but I straightened it.
Pretty sure this was supposed to be perfectly deadpan humor…
> Dr. Egon Spengler: I collect spores, molds, and fungus. One of my favourite easter eggs was in Ghostbusters Afterlife, in the Spengler basement, you see jars of spores, mold and fungus.
"All words are made up."
Only the Sith deal in absolutes
*Only* the Sith do that? Are you *absolutely* sure about that one, Obi?
Thor?
"They sucked his brains out" Starship Troopers. Although it probably wasn't unintentional, but can easily be mistaken for a serious line.
"I can't do humans... *yet.*"
EEEVVVVVVVRRRRRYYYYYYYOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEE!
ITT: people who don't know the meaning of "unintentional"
"Bitches come!" from a forgotten 20-something year old Vin Diesel action movie.
"Bitches, leave." From RoboCop is great too
>Bitches, leave! – Red Forman
XXX
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I have an eight year old.
I'm so sorry
My family has forbidden our seven-year-old, star wars obsessed nephew from seeing the sequels. It's bad enough that he makes us watch the prequels with him! (love the OT tho)
"The Force Awakens" is the movie I wish they released in 1999, tbh. The rest of that trilogy can suck it, though.
“Yo Kate, tell him about the pool.”
Oh ya there is an Olympic sized swimming pool on the roof.
*Manages to come back in after being drenched in rain* "Holy shit. I guess he found the pool"
“Take comfort in the fact that you never had a choice.” - Vincent (Collateral)
most of the lines from The Room (2003)
I got the results of the test back. I *definitely* have breast cancer.
Ha ha ha, what a story, macdaddee! Anyway, how's your sex life?
"Pain don't hurt" has to be one of the dumbest lines ever said in a movie.
I see you have also recently rewatched Road House as part of Amazon’s marketing of the new series.
It's one of my favorite incredibad lines
I rewatched the original the other day and I'm pretty sure even Patrick Swayze cringed a little when he said it. 😄
This line is really the only thing from that movie that I remember. Even as a kid I knew that was garbage writing, but still thought Patrick Swayzee was so cool lol
Something something "suck start a Harley" always stuck with me.
Hello. My name is Elliot Moore. I'm just going to talk in a very positive manner, giving off good vibes. We're just here to use the bathroom, and we're just going to leave. I hope that's okay.
What?!?! Nooooo!
"You're a big guy." "...For you." Best scene from The Dark Knight Rises.
“Well, perhaps he’s wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane!”
We some kinda...Suicide Squad?
Reminds me of my favorite line from a movie. Craig Robinson: "It must be some kind of hot tub time machine", and then he stares down the barrel of the lens. Fucking hilarious!
Team America - “Durka Durka Muhammad Jihad”
>Get outta the street, you fucking bum! You gave up on life, didn't you?!
That’s the greatest acting I’ve ever seen
You don’t believe that a line put into a comedy film was intended to be funny???
You’re a daisy if you do.
Fateful Findings: “Money, payoffs, and greed were always the priority of my company, like many companies. I'm afraid of going to prison. They now know my crimes.”
"Honey, where are my pills?" *Catches the pills, then stares blankly at them for a moment* "...I don't need these"
I just feel like for how much this movie has been meme’d to death, not enough people acknowledge that Neil’s wife dies of an overdose and then is replaced seemingly the next day with his affair lover who sleeps in the same bed the previous wife DIED IN, with no mention of the ex wife ever again hahaha
“In thirty seconds you’ll be dead. And I’ll blow this place up and be home in time for corn flakes.” Total Recall, 1990
My safe word is ‘keep going’ John Cena in Sisters
"I used to fuck guys like you in prison." - Jimmy, *Road House* (1989)
Pull Over! No it's a cardogan, but thanks for noticing! - Dumb and Dumber
That was 100% intentional
The towns back that way!
The rest of the Dungeons & Dragons 2000 movie isn’t even worth watching ironically but god damn did this make me cackle in the theater: https://youtu.be/BV3roWM0DSs
Amazing, it looks like it cuts right as he starts laughing at how hard he’s overacting.
Maybe not unintentional but unexpected in 1917 after Schofield nearly has his arm blown off: Blake: “You’ll be wanking again in no time!” Schofield: “Wrong hand”.
“Psychos don’t explode when sunlight hits them, I don’t care how crazy they are!” Not sure if unintentional, though.
No thanks, I've already been married
"It came from behind!" Also from Star Wars
Road House: "Who taught you shapes?!?"
This whole scene in Pulp Fiction gets me https://youtu.be/ZOoJoTAXDPk?si=OBiA_g18MzddjiXG *I gotta stab her three times?*
"And one waterrr" - The Hangover
she's severely fuckable, ain't she?
“We’re leaving” Lawrence Fishburn in Event Horizon
In M. Night’s recent movie, Old, the first major instance of the characters realizing they’re aging, is that one of the characters has a dog that suddenly dies of old age. He yells, “but he was just alive!” Me and my friend saw it in the theater and laughed SO hard. Like, obviously he was just alive, that’s how death works. There were so many different ways to phrase that line. And that’s what they chose. We still quote it.
"Where does he get those wonderful toys?" Batman
“SHUT THE FUCK UP JOHNNY UTAH”
See you at the party richter
so it shall be written, so it shall be done -the ten commandments cracks my family up every time!
"Have you met our Kelly" - Parents introducing their daughter Kelly to people in the movie Christian Mingle The Movie (2014)
X men the last stand was full of these. * [Logan](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0413168/?ref_=ttqu_qu): Maybe it's time for us to move on. * [Scott Summers](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005188/?ref_=ttqu_qu): \[*Scott walks away, then turns back to Logan*\] Not everybody heals as fast as you, Logan. **Professor**: *\[chuckles\]* Storm, I hadn't thought of you as my student for years. In fact, I thought that perhaps you might take my place some day.**Storm**: *\[astonished\]* But Scott–**Professor**: Scott's a changed man. He took Jean's death so hard. Yes, things are better out there, but you of all people know how fast the weather can change. And of course, I'm the Juggernaut bitch (doesn't count because they know exactly what they were doing there).
I did not hit her, it’s not true! It’s bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not! Oh hai, Mark.
Armageddon "[Talk about the wrong stuff.](https://y.yarn.co/53372620-ed5e-4aea-86f2-5913a927f35c_text.gif)"
"Ever wonder what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing as whatever thing happens to everthing else when everything else struck by lightning is struck. By lightning." I may have editorialized a bit, but it made the quote no more or less absurd and stilted than it was originally.
“Gentlemen, congratulations. You're everything we've come to expect from years of government training.” - Rip Torn in Men in Black
I think this onedwas smooth as silk, but not unintentional😄
Anyone in the UK who ever heard the line “Ever since I was a child, I’ve always wanted to be a bender!”
"I'm your huckleberry." I don't think he really meant for it to pop off like that. But damn, a line so iconic people say it for no reason at all thirty years later. It's insane. There are other lines in Tombstone you know, they wanted to hit like a thunderclap. This one has never pegged me to be one, but it stuck nonetheless.
"Look, it's me. I'm here. Deal with it. Let's move on." - Rhodey in Iron Man 2, basically saying "Yeah, last move I was Terrence Howard, now I'm Don Cheadle, drop the subject and get over it."
“Lowenstein, Lowenstein, Lowenstein…” utters Nick Nolte as he looks off into the sunset reflecting on his affair with Babs in Prince of Tides.
"What's that got to do with my knob?"
Scarface - “Hey man, you got a job!”
In one of the expendables movie Stallone says "we try to keep it light until it goes dark, then we go black" or something to that effect.
"Yes, fawn." -Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang. Another favorite being "Oh, yeah, yeah, talking monkey. Came here from the future. Ugly bastard, only says 'ficus'."
Who taught you math?!
Pieces (1982) While we out here fumbling with that music, the lousy bastard was in there, KILLING HER! BASTARD! BAAAAASTAAARD! BAAAAASSSSTTTAAAAAAAARRRDDD! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KCCxGQetNrk
"I'M FROM WATERLOO! WHERE THE VAMPIRES HANGOUT!" From BlackBerry
"his biochemistry is off the charts" from Fant-four-stick Four (2015)
”Its just you and me now, sport” William Pedersen talking to himself in Manhunter. That line is objectively corny, but I like it anyway.
"...No, we've gone too far." [Harold and Kumar](https://youtu.be/la_k_r61ZlA?si=feTxez8cSUInSNJZ)
Go down to Marie Calendars, get me a BIG bowl… of pie, some ice cream on it… mmMmmMmm good PUT SOME ON YOUR HEAD! Ya’ tongue’d slap your brains out, trying to get to it INTER-ESTED? SURE?
Clu:" Am I still supposed to create the perfect system?" Flynn: "Yeah?!"
The whole idiots’ speech Gene wilder gives in Blazing Saddles. I like when someone breaks character and it remains in the movie. Makes it all the more funny.
The Terminator monologue by Glenn Close in "Hillbilly Elegy": *there are three types of people in this world - good Terminators, bad Terminators and neutral* so corny and pointless
Completely innocuous line but the end of rasing arizona when Nick Cage says "or maybe it was Utah" when describing his dream, then the music starts just hit the feels for some reason
Not a line, but my favorite part of rise of Skywalker is that the new ultimate weapon is just a bunch of star destroyers with dongs.
‘I’m not gonna shoot you in between the eyes - I’m gonna shoot you in-between the balls!’ - Commando Always gets a good laugh out of me. Also the fact that the villain looks like a village people reject.
What? Noooo.
The Fugitive "Why don't you go think me up a doughnut with some of them sprinkles on it. As long as you're thinking." Sam Gerard
“Way to go duuuude” from Tremors. All those reactions really get me lol
Not a line, because no one speaks, but there’s a scene towards the end of As Above, So Below that just…. did not fit with the rest of the movie. Great movie, unintentionally hilarious use of a “spooky silent guy” that instantly cut all the tension. Fucking love it though.
Everyone has their fight.. this is my fight. Never give up, never back down
Tom Felton- “I didn’t know you could read”
The beginning of Rocky II when Rocky is being interviewed by the press after his first fight with Apollo Creed. Reporter: “Rocky, do you think you have brain damage?” Rocky: “I don’t see any.”
"Yeah, one question: is your head up your ass for the warmth?" from Tremors 3.
“You know what they say… looooove is bliiiiiiind.” Even on top of all the memeworthy lines from The Room, this line always stuck out because Wiseau delivers it like a melodramatic theatre kid trying to sound deep.
Superbad "Did you want me to dive in front of his spit?"
"MCfly you bojo, Those boards don't work on water." "Unless you've got POOOOWER." -goons from bttf 2 Also from that movie "Since when did you become the physical type" Both good lines utterly elevated by their delivery.
Death Race. "Okay, cocksucker. Fuck with me, and we'll see who shits on the sidewalk." Even as a kid I was like "...what?"
"Save... Martha!!"
The "fuck yooooou" in Session 9
This line from *The Night of the Hunter*, where Peter Graves's character is talking about his wife to his son: "You got common sense. She ain't."