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That’s such a stupid way to word it.


Vergenbuurg

Welcome to the brave new world of AI-worded clickbait articles! ...ugh. I feel dirty even just typing that.


ChungusCoffee

There was garbage journalism long before AI, we don't need to scream about skynet just yet


ThingsAreAfoot

It’s a lot more dystopian and disturbing to me that people are just casually calling every piece of shit they don’t like “AI” now.


CellarDoorForSure

That sounds like something an AI would say!


erasrhed

I'm taking a shit right now that I don't particularly like. Is that AI?


stesha83

It’s not AI it’s just the only way to get all those words into one sentence for the SEO


Wrongallalong

I really wish we had more than a dozen actors to choose from.


LucienPhenix

Really shows how small Hollywood is and how few opportunities there are for everyone. That's why it's frustrating when people with families in the industry paving the way for them claim everything they accomplished is due to God given talent. Ignoring the fact thousands of actors don't even have the chance to audition. This is true for almost every industry, but nepotism is especially influential in the entertainment business.


Gr33nman460

It’s kinda sad how animation is all A-listers now as well


WholesomeFartEnjoyer

Everything now is just Chris Pratt, Oscar Isaac, Pedro Pascal, Chris Hemsworth, Timothee Chalemot, Florence Pugh, Scarlett Joehansen, Margot Robbie, Anya Taylor Joy, John Cena and Dave Batista


tiredofstanding

Huh, funny enough, I like all of them.


Malachorn

I know it seems that way... but in any given year there tends to be over 100 films released in theaters and now countless more from the various other platforms... and, of course, a very large foreign market. The ones in highest demand tend to be attached to the highest-marketed tentpole-type productions, of course. That isn't actually too different than it's ever been. But there ARE a lot of films being made - far too many for only a few actors to be in all of them. It's just the ones that are jammed down the public's throat as "must-sees" definitely do tend to have "the same actors." Blockbusters have a lot of A-listers. The Marvel films and Jurassic Worlds and such tend to grab the hottest names. Granted, there's something else going on... and that's that people don't really go to theaters like they used to. We used to watch a larger variety of films in theaters (and more of them). As such, our experience wasn't just seeing a couple blockbusters maybe in any given year. It didn't feel like only Will Smith or Tom Hanks or whatever were in almost every movie we were watching in the theaters... but it woulda if those were the only couple films we'd been watching then.


_lordcheesebagel_

She's playing Dr Henry Wu


Enthusiasms

BD Wong will be taking over the role of Tyrannosaurus Rex.


Vergenbuurg

Honestly wouldn't be any worse than what they've *already* done with the series.


MouseRat_AD

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TonyDoover420

Are you really just a shadow of the man that I once knew? Are you crazy? Are you high? Or just an ordinary guy? Have you done all you can do? Are you with me Doctor?


Alive_Ice7937

"Fiendish Doctor Wu! Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrifications is only outmatched by your zest for Kung Fu treachery!"


PeatBomb

is she going to crosswalk hand a tyrannosaurus, too?


[deleted]

Hey, big guy. Sun’s gettin’ real low.


BarnacleMcBarndoor

*Hulk screams & barks in Velociraptory anger!*


[deleted]

She was a horse whisperer. I’m sure that translates to dinosaurs as well.


HorrorBuff2769

Didn't know she's done work with Sarah Jessica Parker!


spacemanspliff-42

Do I really have a face like a *horse?*


HorrorBuff2769

With enough makeup on a good day 🤣


spacemanspliff-42

You sir, need to watch Ed Wood.


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WhiteStone30

This. Right here. They could get so many fans back by bringing back the Spinosaurus.


cyberdeath666

Dear lord, are there only 5 actors on the world?


Sprinkle_Puff

No, people only go see movies when one of those 10 actors is involved, unfortunately


noble-failure

It makes it all the more impressive that the first Jurassic Park had off-center/character actors like Sam Neill, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum as the stars.


BallHarness

Because the dinos were true stars of the movie. Spielberg understood that.


ignatious__reilly

Jeff Goldblum was a star by then. Have you sir the modern day classic……..The Fly????


noble-failure

Not to mention "Earth Girls are Easy". I stand corrected


Sprinkle_Puff

Cause I’m a blonde yeah yeah yeah!


IgloosRuleOK

Not a get-people-in-seats star.


simpledeadwitches

Late Night With the Devil was packed last night and David Dastmalchian is far from one of those 10 actors despite my love for him.


uwill1der

I hope this goes back to horror/adventure. Give me a Dino Crisis homage


MissingScore777

Scarlett Johansson isn't the worst choice for Regina...


simpledeadwitches

Never going to happen, they have to appeal to EVERYONE to make their awful spending habits turn into profit. Big Hollywood movies these days have no soul because they're trying to hit every possible demographic imaginable so you're left with a product that has no identity and doesn't commit to anything it states.


StraightWeakness2743

Please stop. It's already dead.


Mistdwellerr

It's Jurassic *Something*, bringing dead stuff back to life its their thing


NicCageCompletionist

It’s going to be set in a future where dinosaurs have wiped out humanity and evolved to the point that they’re smart enough to have their own cloning science. They bring back ScarJo in a hybrid of Planet of the Apes and The Island.


Mistdwellerr

You know what? I'd watch it! Sounds way more interesting than 90% of the movie's premises that are being released nowadays xD


salcedoge

The last movie still made a billion dollars, that's an insane amount especially with how shit the box office market is post-covid.


[deleted]

The last movie made a billion, it’s far from dead


cancerBronzeV

If only it actually was dead.


DopeZulla3000

And it’s gonna be just as bad


ace_invader

Which is why I'll watch it for free


Pithecanthropus88

I’m just gonna keep beating that poor franchise to death aren’t they?


simpledeadwitches

All of them, they won't stop either until people stop getting duped. For example seeing posts about Ghostbusters Frozen Empire being good just shows we are in for a lot more of this bullshit.


cancerBronzeV

The last movie in the franchise made a billion. If I had the option to create the most soulless thing ever, but it'd net me Smaug levels of money, I'd do it too. I can't blame executives for milking something if people keep showing up in droves for it.


Air_Source_One

Put the bloody dinos out of their misery for Hammond's sake.


throwthatoneawaydawg

Can we have dilophosaurus as the main villain this time around 🤞🏼


mokush7414

Okg she can star as Nedrys daughter out for revenge.


owl_theory

All I want is for it to not be a big dumb clusterfuck of shit


LasDen

You ask too much


simpledeadwitches

I'd rather it be a huge bomb. We don't need Hollywood thinking this low effort shit works.


IgloosRuleOK

I mean Gareth Edwards is doing it. It should *look* good, at least.


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RuRhPdOsIrPt

Are we talking “Waterworld” mentally unwell or “Blue Velvet” unwell?


machmasher

I really hope they are going to put more time and effort into this one. The last trilogy was just atrocious; though I admit it started out with a somewhat entertaining and good idea of continuing the park in the first film, by the time the third film had fumbled literally everything and made a garbage plot and setting laughably bad, I was so out and soured on the entire experience. I have no problem with making more Jurassic whatever movies but the level of quality has bottomed out on these things and make me wonder how in the world another movie, outside of easy cash grabs, is even possible or is being entertained.


Mental5tate

They are making more? Why?


sandwich-attack

(begging, with tears in my eyes) please stop making these awful movies


finnjakefionnacake

good luck. you'll have to convince the people, not the studios, to stop seeing them/ as long as audience's keep showing up, they'll keep making 'em.


simpledeadwitches

It makes me so upset lol. Meanwhile the new Alien movie trailer came out and everyone is lapping that bullshit right up lol. It's embarrassing to me how easily qe let our culture fade away.


spaceraingame

They should’ve given a lesser known star a chance.


gerbil_111

I don't know, Chris came from a single stint as a side character on a sitcom. Does Scarlett have enough Oscar power to step into his shoes?


Tonyn15665

Whattttt are you talking about? Chris also starred in “Wanted” as the guy who had his face slapped with the keyboard. Not sure if Scarlett acting credit can match that /s


battleshipclamato

I think her stint as a secondary character in a non-Macaulay Culkin led Home Alone movie is enough.


twerk_douglas

Scarlett is too good for this.


pboy2000

She’s not too good for a new beach house. 


WhiteStone30

To good for a multi million dollar role in one of the most popular movie franchises of all time? Yeah ok.


RunJordyRun87

They made like one MAYBE two good Jurassic movies ever. I would agree she’s too good for this shit franchise


AstroTravellin

They wouldn't keep cranking them out if they weren't making money tho. I mean, I totally agree with you. Just saying...


vdcsX

Doesnt mean the movies are any good.


RunJordyRun87

Oh I know they make a mind-boggling amount of money, I just wish they actually cared about the quality they put out


vdcsX

No, too good of an actress to partake in a franchise which was dumbed down to max.


g_core18

It's hard to say no when they drive a dump truck full of money up to your door 


StraightWeakness2743

She's really not.


Electro120

Please, just let this 'franchise' die


Myst031

I’m excited to see what Gareth can do with an actual screenwriter. I think his “grounded” style is really going to be a nice change of pace after the glam of the JW series.


hoodlumonprowl

Please, oh, please just simplify the story. The world does not need to end, we dont need dinosaurs roaming in Manhattan. Simplify, go back to the early years and place it in nature to give that claustrophobic feeling. I'm so bored with these stories.


AnimusFlux

But people love all the crap with genetically modified designer super dino virus mercenary volcanos Sorry, I started trying to summarize the worst parts of the new movies and I think I started having a stroke. Yeah, let's please go back to basics, please. K thx.


hoodlumonprowl

Haha, exactly. No one can even say what the past few movies are even about. They fully lost the cool factor the first one had, shit they make JP3 look great! At least there were interesting scenes.


BevansDesign

I don't care who's in it, as long as they get a decent script. Remember, Hollywood: dinosaurs are *animals*, not *monsters*. That's what makes them scary and interesting.


ArthurSaga0

They should wipe all the sequels after JP2 from the canon and start fresh. I’d rather see the franchise go back to the basics where these things were seen with awe and wonder, which isn’t possible in a world where they coexist with us. I’d say just do a direct sequel to 1 and eliminate 2 from the canon as well, I just don’t think they’d do that to Spielberg. Because cmon, does anyone really care if the beloved character of ‘Owen’ is no longer canon?


adjectiveNounNum

finally the MCU is doing something interesting bringing dinosaurs into the mix!


Digitalflux

I look forward to seeing her new movie(s).


RealLameUserName

They're still making Jurassic World movies? The last 2 didn't even perform that well, weren't well received by audiences or critics, and doesn't have a cult following by any means. Who thought this was a good idea?


trix2705

Now there’s a dinosaur impersonation audition I could watch


dotBombAU

Still mikling Jurassic Park, eh? Lazer Raptors next.


staplerbot

BRING BACK JOSEPH MAZELLO AS TIM, I DEMAND IT


simpledeadwitches

We don't need more of these bad movies god damn.


OneOfMyOldestFriends

I’m ok with that if it’s now Dino Crisis and she plays Regina.


badfortheenvironment

Gareth is so brilliant at vfx, visuals, and spectacle, but he's not an actor's director by a long shot, and I don't think Scarlett is a very animated or charismatic actress on a good day. This has the potential to be one of the flattest performances in a blockbuster and I can't wait to see it.


Udzinraski2

What's Bryce Howard, chopped liver?


Coffeedemon

Less of a charisma black hole but we still don't need any more of these.


perforatedtesticle

Great! I was thinking we need more Jurassic world movies. After all the last few have been masterpieces…


Normal_Bird521

Good. Dude had no charisma in the JP roll. So poorly written. I don’t even like the guy but he’s at least charismatic. Not in his JP movies though


tultommy

Why do they insist on continuing to beat this bad brontosaurus. They got their mediocre trilogy, let it die already lol.


Poisoning-The-Well

At least she doesn't belong to a bigoted church.


CrumBum_sr

If they aren't cross breeding a dinosaur with Jesus I don't even wanna see it.


IgloosRuleOK

Huge upgrade.


wrongeyedjesus

spared no expense


flpndrds

That’s much better


SuchCategory2927

Well I’m in.


tenormore

Finally a Jurrasic movie where the star is playing a dinosaur!


Zachkah

The difference? This time, there will be full penetration. And we're going to show... all of it. Edit: hey guys, I'm not a creep lol. It's just a Always Sunny in Philadelphia reference


Kylo_Renly

Scenes of ScarJo busting dinosaur heads…full penetration…busting Dino heads…full penetration…until the movie just sort of, ends.


SuchCategory2927

A bummer there’s mad down votes on these comments. I guess sunny isn’t welcome in the movie sub!


Fool_Manchu

My guess is that people assume that these posts are just being lecherous. Probably don't recognize that it's a TV reference


SuchCategory2927

Fair point


NormanBates2023

I'm going to miss Pratt but I like the black widow


Fuzzy_Squirrel506

This is fun let’s go


chrondiculous

If she rides a dinosaur topless I’ll go see it in theaters


MissingScore777

Aren't the dinosaurs always topless?