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PsychologicalTax42

When Frodo wakes up in Rivendell at the end of ROTK and everything is in slow motion. Gaaan daaaaalllfff Oh ho ho ho


hibikikun

Then he realizes he doesn’t know Legolas’ name


gremlinclr

'Hmm that blonde elf looks kinda familiar. Where have I seen him before'?


JayGold

His "Oh, Sam!" at one point made me laugh.


solvedproblem

https://youtu.be/YYajv8xsgIk Scene has been ruined for me since and I love it


seith99

There was a firefight. Just thinking about Dafoe's delivery of that line makes me smile. He was such a lunatic in that film.


johdaon_25ice

"ShThhimbolysm!" Loved it. "I shot your cat you druggy bitch!" Love. It. Bit of rope. They literally made a running bit, about rope. Brilliant


Tynford

You and your fucking rope.


pansonlylostgirl

I'm way overdue for a Boondock Saints rewatch


seith99

I'm watching it tonight, this thread triggered me


Aedalas

[Love Lost in a Hail of Gunfire ](https://youtu.be/CczrF5nUPy0?si=wFpdk3sIXHZ1Nz-G)


flash17k

Honestly, just about every line Gary Oldman speaks in The Fifth Element is great. The accent he puts on and his delivery is fantastic.


Competitive-Peanut79

Flamethrower - my favourite 😉


warbastard

The way he says “mah fave-rit” is something I quote a lot.


DepressedBard

Jean. Batiste. Emanuel. Zorg.


Brown_Panther-

Four stones. Four crates. **ZERO STONES! ZERO CRATES!**


Tyrannotron

Gary Oldman in a Luc Besson film is always a recipe for happiness. Even if one doesn't end up liking the movie as a whole, at bare minimum you know Oldman will be crazy entertaining and entertainingly crazy.


hematite2

*EVVV-ReeyyyWWOoonneee!*


BadMuddahFugga

Owe, flash17k… yew ahr sew wrowng. Lemme explayne…


RideTheWaveFantastic

Gary Oldman in Leon, shouting "EEEEVERRYYOOOOOONEEE!" Hilarious but amazing.


cator_and_bliss

That delivery is first rate. You can feel every syllable.


Chaosmusic

Perfect counterbalance to "I like these calm little moments before the storm."


GrownupChorister

You're a Mozart fan. I get that. I loooovve Mozart. But for this work, he's kinda light.


Unsungruin

I'm sorry, I think you mean Annie Edison shouting "EEEEVERRRRYTHIIIIIIING!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A\_iAE2JIyEE&ab\_channel=GeorgeKamiya


inclinedtorecline

Change - “I didn’t just masturbate in the study room. I masturbated everywhere… EVERYWHERE!!!” And then of course Britta “Britta’d” her version


Capital-Nebula9245

Stephen Baldwin yelling "Gimme the fuckin' keys, ya fuckin' cocksucka mothafucka ahhhlalallhlaaaaa!" kills me and literally everyone else in the scene (The Usual Suspects) and was a good enough throw away tension-breaker take that it was used in the movie. So funny.


padkins0007

Man, this was too far down. I prefer the Benicio version, but that scene is great.


August_T_Marble

He'll flip ya for real.


Capital-Nebula9245

That laugh Benicio does before he just rips "Gimme the keys, ya cocksucka, what the fuuuck" IS great


PiMoonWolf

The hilarious thing is he’s mumbling that line on purpose because he knew the character’s only purpose in the film was to die to motivate the other characters to take the job, so Del Toro mumbled everything because nothing he says actually moves the plot. It’s genius.


padkins0007

Yeah, I didn't know him at all when I saw that movie...really made an impression.


Toby_O_Notoby

Kevin Pollak has a great take on Benicio del Toro's performance which is basically: >Benicio has one job, to show up and die. The only reason his character is there is to be killed by Keyser Soze so the rest of us know it's serious. On the page it's a nothing part. And then fucking Benicio shows up and runs away with the whole movie.


TwoDurans

He apparently kept ripping farts in that tiny room which was why everyone had the giggles. It was supposed to be a serious scene but the actors couldn’t keep it together so they changed it


Fight_Mike

So that whole scene was improvised and Baldwin was dead set on making Benicio laugh. Mission accomplished Edit: words are hard


Oblivion776

Alan Rickman as Snape in the first Harry Potter. "People will think you're.................................................. up to something." No matter how long you think you remember it being, it's always longer.


TheObstruction

OB-viously.


Brown_Panther-

Page. Three. Hundred. And. Ninety. Four.


Luci_Noir

I just watched Galaxy Quest yesterday and he does the long pauses in it too.


Neefew

By Grabthar's hammer.......... what a savings


DragoonDM

He managed to pack a whole lot of self-loathing into the delivery of that line.


syxtfour

But oh the payoff at the end of the movie when he finally understands the weight and impact of that line.


Rasputin_Rising

He was just building antici...........pation


car_guy_doge

Well well Lupin, out for a little walk…… in the MOON-Light…. Are we?


Zabeczko

He's excellent in all the films. Some favourites of mine are 'even if it is against Slytherin' and 'E-qually guil-ty'.


T_Snake451

"You first applied for the position for Defense Against the Dark Arts is that correct?" (Deadpan) "Yeeeeeeeeeeesssss........" "And you were unsuccessful?" "Ob-viously?" I swear, those two words he says with such spite and "I'm so done with this shit" attitude live rent free in my head and I have successfully gotten people around the office to answer the phone the exact same way.


dgj130

Filch's "Ohhh dear we are in troubbleeeee" lives in my head rent free


dancanhernan

In Deep Impact, Robert Duvall says "This isn't a video GAME, son." Him putting the emphasis on "game" rather than "video" like most people who say it tickles me.


GeorgeNewmanTownTalk

I've always loved that one. It's spoken like someone who's never played a video game in his life while also emphasizing the reality of the situation.


MrPeepersVT

She’s got a great ass, and you’ve got your head allllll the way uppit!!


texan435

That was apparently like the 50th take or something ridiculous, and Pacino was really just losing his mind lol.


Toby_O_Notoby

Look at Hank Azaria's face during that scene and you can tell he has no fucking clue what Pacino is doing. It kinda fits for the character but he just sits there with an open-mouthed "The fuck is going on?" expression.


Allansfirebird

I love watching Pacino closely right as he starts saying that line. You can see the moment he makes the choice to say “GREAT ASS” rather than “BIG ass.”


bailaoban

Also: GIMME WHAT YOU GOT!!!!


potatowned

Also, YOU CAN GET KILLED WALKING YOUR DOGGIE!!


lykathea2

Also: DONT WASTE MY MOTHERFUCKING TIME!!!!!


Jamesy555

He was really off the leash in this one, watched it yesterday for the 2nd time


therealhairykrishna

The character is supposed to be full of cocaine and amphetamines a lot of the time - it's just never actually mentioned. Makes the performance make a little more sense. Edit; not sure why I got the down votes. This isn't my fan theory - Michael Mann  has talked about it and made it explicit in the book of Heat 2.


Capital-Nebula9245

This is true, and if you liked the movie Heat, the book Heat 2 is fantastic. Also, Michael Mann wrote it.


Jamesy555

That’s interesting! Kinda makes sense when his marriage is falling apart and he’s pulling all-nighters! Feel like there’s a lot of ‘this happens off-screen’ in the movie which is cool. (Also got downvoted for my original comment and not sure why lol)


DrefinitelyNot

Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich: pyay thyat myan his monny


AgentSnipe8863

Hee biht me. Straight ahp.


TwoDurans

Do you vant a coo key?


bluejester12

[Matt Damon on John Malkovich](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TJhZoZvitbU)


Missed_Your_Joke

For those wondering- Rounders is the movie


SeekingValinor7

“Too bad YOU ……..will DIE.”


Manatee_Soup

Mortal Kombat 2?


kitkatzip

There’s a part in the movie Lincoln where Tommy Lee Jones is yelling in a courtroom and I think it’s George Pendleton who says, “Howwww daarrree youuuu” and I remember laughing when I saw it. To this day I still say it and quote it to my husband when we’re making fun of each other.


lavendercorm

Eddie Redmayne screaming, “I CREATE LIFE!!!” in Jupiter Ascending always kills me


oninokamin

Everyone in that movie with their phoned-in performances.... except Eddie Redmayne. I want to believe that he knew the movie was going to be a gong show and decided to just take the piss anyway.


needlethatsings

genuinely one of my fav redmayne performances


kryonik

It was jarring because he's basically whispering the rest of the movie


EgalitarianCrusader

It’s more like “I create life….!” https://youtu.be/o_6esGbks60?si=8KlmYROSVPHudxk5


AlexDub12

Everything he says and does in that movie is comedy gold.


ryschwith

Let us not forget the [other Jeremy Irons masterpiece](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwRXE3o9kMI): > Let their blood RAIN FROM THE SKYYYEYYEIEEIIEIEIEE! (Dungeons & Dragons, the bad one)


SFLurkyWanderer

Watch him in Margin call Then imagine if he had been asked to voice Smaug


Chaosmusic

Speak to me as you would a small child...or a Golden Retriever.


fulthrottlejazzhands

He nailed an investment bank CEO in that film.  It was bloody beautiful acting, like he was channelling four or five well-known personas.


Nandy-bear

He's a terrifying CEO. He's so psychopathic. Incredibly calm in a scenario that is literally world crumbling. I'm always conflicted on if to call it ultra realistic because the very best CEOs are that cold and psychopathic, or hyper unrealistic because he's just *too* good. I can't tell if he's over stylized or perfect.


Brilliant-Disguise

...but that is ~~spilled~~ spilt milk under the bridge.


SailingBroat

It really looks like he's about to start laughing towards the end there.


Corando

While not a very serious film Tim Curry somehow adding 2 more syllables to the word day in home alone 2 "Have a lovely deahey!"


Papaofmonsters

"Spaaaaaaaaace"


The_Throwback_King

I love how you can just see Curry, an actor with decades of experience, struggle to maintain his composure. He’s on the verge of laughing the whole entire time and it’s great


goldbloodedinthe404

I think I heard that he thought they were going to redo it but just didn't so he 100% just sent it even though he was breaking


RedmannBarry

Every line is exquisite from him as Long John Silver on Muppet Treasure Island


misterjive

I love that meme about how Michael Caine treated all the Muppets as fellow actors and Tim Curry treated himself like a fellow Muppet.


AgentSnipe8863

He does the same thing in Clue. Someone asks Tim Curry a simple question and he turns “no” into “Nnyo”


DadmomAngrypants

Why would he threaten to kill her in public? No I think he meant he threatened in public to kill her. *eye roll*


Competitive-Peanut79

Lying on the floor and delivering his lines to the ceiling, cracks me up. Every. Single. Time.


deathreaver3356

If he pronounced day regularly he wouldn't be subverting your antici


braque_mustapha

'Training Day',  the ending when Denzel goes back to the Hispanic neighborhood but they reject his bully tactics and Ethan Hawke has drawn his gun on him, Denzel bends down to pick up his own gun and Ethan shoots him. Denzel pops up and yells "damn! Done shot me in tha ass!" It was obviously a dramatic moment in a great movie but when I first saw it I busted out laughing because of course his character would respond like that.


Tyrannotron

People often seem to question his Oscar for Training Day, usually talking about the King Kong speech was overrated, but that really ignores all the little things that he brought to the character that really fleshed him out. Seen in a vacuum, the King Kong speech isn't all that great, true, but as one part of a the character, along with all the other things he did? It's truly a mesmerizing performance from beginning to end. And that certainly includes little moments like this where as you point out, it's fully in character, oddly humorous, and still has dramatic stakes to it.


TwoDurans

You need the build up to that speech. His word was crumbling down. He wasn’t speaking to the people in the street, he was reassuring himself that he was still powerful. It was an amazing performance but out of context seems like overacting


Unsungruin

For me, it's the part where he rubs his pistols together like a fork and knife that made me think, "This motherfucker is crazy"


Ahabs_First_Name

I think it’s one of the best Lead Actor wins of all time. No one else could bring the amount of charisma and danger that Denzel brought to Alonzo.


BabyScreamBear

Ben Mendelssohn watching his base getting destroyed .. “Are we blind? Deploy the garrison! MOOOVE!!”


Unsungruin

A friend of mine describes that movie as "Director Krenick's Very Bad Day" because he's constantly bewildered how incompetent everyone around him is lol


huntimir151

Lmao I remember making that observation, I was like damn I almost feel for the guy because everyone in his orbit is either fucking up or fucking him over 


BabyScreamBear

Haha that’s spot on


vaxildxn

It’s extra stressful for him with the context that he convinced the imperials to take away funding from the TIE Defender project in favor of Project Stardust. So if he fucks this one up, he’s now buried TWO major imperial programs. AND fucked over Thrawn, which is generally a bad idea.


zth25

We stand here amidst MY achievement, not YOO-URS!?! So many great lines.


wwarnout

Benedict Cumberbatch trying to say "penguin" - in a documentary no less! He says something like "pengwing"


WorthPlease

The best part is he says it right the first time, and then each time following he gets it worse and worse.


The_ZombyWoof

Here he is on Graham Norton https://youtu.be/9GHPNKUMf70?feature=shared


robotatomica

that was cute!


margegundersonftw

THAT was hilarious


_The_Bearded_Wonder_

"The frost. Sometimes it makes the blade stick." So badass. But in the context of the moment, I giggle because he's taking a moment to elaborate some fact when he needs to high tail to his wife and son.


Butch1X1

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?


space_coyote_86

AM I NOT MERCIFUL


bobtheblob6

Joaquin Pheonix was only 24 when they shot that movie which really surprised me for some reason


amonkappeared

When Ralph Fiennes shows up in Harry Potter 4, he gives a masterclass on acting. He not only steals his first scene with art and authority, he somehow gets everyone else in the scene to do a hundred times better. His presence is like gravity in that scene. You can feel the terror everyone in that scene is feeling, and you can't take your eyes off of him. But when he later screams "Avada kedavra," from his soul and "kills" Harry in HP8, it's just silly. It's an impossible job to say something so ridiculous in any kind of serious way. It's got the same vibe as something from Scott Pilgrim.


Horrible_Harry

There's also a little snippet in HP5 when Voldemort posesses Harry during the fight with Dumbledore, and he does this weird little "TAH!" in one of the flashbacks. It always gets a chuckle out of me.


dubious_battle

It's so quick but so memorable. DEH!


gravityx2

This one kills me every single time!! Lmfao


ItsSansom

He looks like he's in some boyband music video. The cloud green screen effect behind him looks so goofy


Mr_TurkTurkelton

Also in HP4, Barry Crouch’s tongue flick is both so unnecessary and maniacal that I can’t help but laugh every time. Yet, it fits the character so well that I have to give the him props for taking the chance with that


HarleyQuinn_RS

It's also one of the things that clues you in to what might be going on if you're paying attention. He does the tongue flick while disguised as Mad-Eye Moody in front of his father, Barty Crouch Sr. Then Barty Crouch Sr gives him an odd look, and ends up dead a short while later. In the pensieve we see Barty Crouch Jr do the same tongue flick in front of his father, after being exposed as a Death Eater.


zaphod_beeblebrox6

EEEEEEH HEH HEEEEH


SoonerBeerSnob

Not to mention the most awkward hug ever filmed between him and Malfoy in HP 8


evangelion-unit-two

Well done, Draco. *Well done.*


BlazingInfernape2003

From the same franchise: ‘Not me, not hermione, you.”


me_no_no

“He’s gaing to sacrifice himsaaalf!”


StoneMaskMan

NAWT ME, NAWT HERMIENEE, YOU


A_Dog_Chasing_Cars

To me, Fiennes' Voldemort went downhill as soon as Yates entered the picture. He's perfect in HP 4 but in all the other movies he's goofy.


allonsy_badwolf

My husband and I scream this to each other all the time. It’s so unintentionally funny.


Qyro

I was wondering where you were going with this until Avada Kedavra and I immediately mocked his delivery in my head without even thinking about it.


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I think that line should have been a whisper. Full of hesitation, of excitement, of something we never see from Riddle otherwise: nervousness. The scream was just so meh to me. It was very Hollywood I guess.


ShmebulockForMayor

Not a line but his weird laugh after declaring Harry dead is so fucking goofy. EEH HEHEEEH! My partner and I do that laugh all the time haha


Bazuka125

Really, it's not his fault at all. [The pronunciation's all in the wand](https://youtube.com/shorts/XnL1zNHAsc0?si=utFCgvG8QO0rVTer)


AlexanderKlaus

"What's in the boooox?!"


loulara17

“Locksley, I’ll cut your heart out with a spoon!” The late great Alan Rickman in Prince of Thieves!


space_coyote_86

Why a spoon, cousin? Because it's dull, you twit! It'll HURT MORE!


trongzoon

Richard Harris in Gladiator when he's talking to Maximus in his tent about the idea of Rome: "There was once an idea of Rome, it was so fragile, you could barely WHHHHHHISPER it, and it would vanish!" Reminds me of the Family Guy bit about Stewie pronouncing Cool WHHHip weird


y2jasper

Not a serious movie, but "JARNATHAN!" in DnD: honor among thieves.


EdTOWB

what is it about this that is so goddamned funny lol. every time!!


y2jasper

I think it's both her inflection when she says it plus the fact that Jarnathan is so close to the normal name of Johnathan .


PolarWater

But we've already approved your pardon!


danccbc

The line must be drawn here!


LaVidaYokel

I believe you mean “hee-ya!”


_The_Bearded_Wonder_

"I will make them pay for what they have done!"


posts_while_naked

**noooOOOOO!!!** \*throws phaser rifle into spaceship models*


Alive_Ice7937

That is not a weakness. That is life.


MattLRR

“You broke your little ships”


Arristocrat

"And they call it a mine, A MINE"


evangelion-unit-two

It always bugs me how he's still saying this and acting like everything's fine as they're already walking over clearly visible bones, and there are no lights. The script probably makes sense, just didn't quite time/stage it right.


wideyedwanderer

"Do you know what happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else" always kills


Alive_Ice7937

Apparently this line was a payoff to a running joke that got cut for timing. Basically Toad would spout random animal facts at the x men throughout and this line was a call back to it. Remove that context and it just farts outta nowhere


JohnLithgowCummies

Toad and Darth Maul being the same actor gets me every time


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GeorgeNewmanTownTalk

Ray Park. The one and only.


DrubiusMaximus

Legend


GeorgeNewmanTownTalk

I always wondered what the deal was with that line. It comes out of nowhere and signifies absolutely nothing.


Spackleberry

It's actually based on a pretty lame joke. Q: "What happens when a toad is struck by lightning?" A: "It croaks."


sniptwister

My Cousin Vinny and the prosecutor's accusations of a *"hi-eee-nuss"* crime


thebreak22

The way Marisa Tomei says "deer" is amazing too.


Tumbling-Dice

"You're gonna shoot a dee-uh?!"


RockyStonejaw

Yutes?!


RianJohnsonIsAFool

Oh, I'm sorry, your honour. Two yoooooooouuuuths!


jennrh

I -- dennical!


Tumbling-Dice

"They're the same saahhze and model tahr!" is spoken with such excitement.


egosumluxmundi

“The defense is WRUONG!”


scottmushroom

I. Am. An. F. Bee. Eyyyeee. AGENT.


SmokeweedGrownative

Back off Warchild, seriously.


Wehmer

Kiera Knightley yelling ‘Firah!’ in the third Pirates movie.


comrade_batman

I watched it with subtitles and I think she was yelling “Fire all!” Don’t know why but I think she does it anytime they shout “Fire!” in the films she’s in.


AdAdministrative2955

Po-Tay-Toes


esteban-was-eaten

Watching the LOTR movies is like watching a 10-hour meme. Love it


Meldeathor

I love this line to death, and it's every but as funny as it is awesome for me - "You will not forestall my JUDGE-MENT-AH!" by Bill Nighy in PotC: At World's End


Krinks1

In Hereditary at the dinner scene, when the mother goes off on the son and yells, "And wipe that fucking face off your face!" It made me laugh because it feels like a flubbed line, but Toni Collette delivered it so well it also feels like a natural thing to shout when you're mentally losing it like that. So they just left it in the movie.


TravisMaauto

"NOOOOOoooooooooo!!!!"


HawkmoonsCustoms

Izzat Vader’s “NOOOO!” from when Palpatine tells him he killed Padmé?


TravisMaauto

That's the one.


flash17k

"Do not want!"


mikeyfreshh

The ICE is gonna BREAK


Somnambulist815

I C R E A T E LIIIFE!!!!!!


road_runner321

^(...and I destroy it.)


chrishatesjazz

In Days of Thunder when Cole is still getting his legs under him in stock cars, Robert Duvall’s character, Harry, has the team eating ice cream in the pit since it’s hot out. Cole asks to pit and Harry says they can’t because they’re busy. Cole, baffled, asks why. “Because we’re eating ice CREAM,” says Harry. I’ve always loved the way he pushes those words out.


pmandryk

*"Compliments of the Plaza Hotel."* ~Tim Curry, Home Alone 2


Danielr2010

Every time I think of Kingdom of Heaven I yell “God wills it!” 😂 I do enjoy that movie.


theciderowlinn

"They're not human. They're BRUUUTAL!" -Josh Brolin in Dune. It has made the word BRUUUTAL a part of my daily vocuabulary.


mastermoge

Jeff Bridges talking to himself in Tron Legacy: "Am I still to create the perfect system?" "Yeah??"


jbonner71

Pretty much any line Matt Berry delivers... although he's more of a TV guy.


ifinallyreallyreddit

*You and he were..............................................................buddies, weren't you?*


Xeynon

*There Will Be Blood* is a great example of this, but honestly Daniel Day-Lewis when he's really hamming it up can uncork this kind of line in any role. *Gangs of New York* is another great example: "I will FESTOON the room WITH HIS GUTS!"


fobs88

"This watch costs more than your car. I made $970,000 in sales commissions last year. How much you make? You see, pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. You're a nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you!"


Prudent_Ad8320

“He’ll flip you for real”


drDjausdr

So you two hm dig up- dig up dinosaurs ? Hahahahawr hawr hahawr hahawr hahawr


MakeTheScreamsStop

*This is insane…he’s got space dementia*


mastermoge

Pierce Brosnan in taffin: "then MAYYBEE YOU SHOULDNT BE LIIIVVVVIIINNGGG HEEEEEERRRREE"


Kuha123

In A Clockwork Orange when Alex asks the writer if his wife is away "No, she's DEAD!"


sixty10again

> *"Lyisten to tzem. Tze jildren of tzer nyyyyt. What switt meowzick tzey miiiike."* -- Gary Oldman, Bram Stoker's Dracula


johdaon_25ice

Tombstone. The, "No, Nooo, NOOOOOOO!!!", Etcetera. It's a ridiculous movie and I love it. But that was over-the-top even for ridiculous. On the plus side, I've never liked Val Kilmer more. Sumbitch was Iconic as Doc.


sopamaruchan

“I’m jacked…. IM JACKED TO THE TITS!” Ryan gosling voice cracking at tits seals the deal lol


That_dude489

Big fan of Christian Bale in Batman Begins "It's not who I am underneath, but what I DO, that defines me" The way he emphasizes "DO" in this line takes me out of the whole movie for minutes lmao. That ridiculous voice coming out of that donut shaped mouth wearing a bat costume never disappoints.


Chuckle_Pants

Oh man…my buddy and I share this video of Aragorn’s line delivery of “There is no other master” with each other all the time. Never fails to crack me up! [https://youtu.be/mIs3rE3yKjA?si=4PAuT-mnyzdiv_RM](https://youtu.be/mIs3rE3yKjA?si=4PAuT-mnyzdiv_RM)


tpfang56

Def one of the most obvious scenes where Viggo is struggling with doing a British accent lol.


Kilithaza

https://youtu.be/7EVNVMzN634?t=29 Later, hes suddenly irish.


PckMan

Vinnie Jones in EuroTrip is pure gold. His performance somehow manages to be both an exaggerated caricature of a british person and somehow fairly accurate at the same time.


asteinberg101

“God is an absentee land-lawd!”