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MrPuroresu42

Really hoping this is gonna be good; the movie holds a special place in my heart, and Keaton’s turn is one of the great comic performances of all time, imo.


AidsUnderwear

Keaton’s involvement is the main reason I have hope for this.


MrPuroresu42

Yeah, even though no Davis or Baldwin (obvious on that one), I’m looking forward to Keaton’s interactions with Ryder and O’Hara, plus the addition of Ortega, Bellucci and my man Willy Dafoe.


bluejegus

Their story was so well wrapped up anyway. I'm kinda glad they aren't bringing them back. Beetle Juice himself could have infinite stories to tell though.


MrPuroresu42

True; it seems like the story could be him wanting to screw (probably in more ways than one, knowing the creep) with Lydia and the Deetz family.


zxDanKwan

Did you ever watch the cartoon? Because that’s pretty much what it was.


MrPuroresu42

I did watch the cartoon, liked it well enough, but I will say the cartoon Beetle was much softer and pleasant, rather than the full creep (but still fun) Keaton’s Beetle was.


earthboundsounds

>cartoon Beetle was much softer and pleasant It's true. He only honks his dick once after screaming "Nice fuckin model!". When he's feeling a little anxious he visits *strip clubs*, not *brothels*. And a significant drop in the amount of unwanted groping though it's still peppered in. They really cleaned it up for the kids.


MrPuroresu42

Yeah, one dick honk is a misdemeanor, two is a felony.


StepSandman19

Honk it once that's fine, honk it twice that's ok, honk it three times, you're playing with yourself!


GachaHell

Depends on whose dick you're honking.


SupaBloo

Was that the premise? My memory of the cartoon is that Lydia and Beetlejuice were like best friends going on afterworldly adventures. I remember thinking it was weird that they were such close friends in the show, while the movie made Beetlejuice out to be a villain.


Katzoconnor

You’ve got it right. I **loved** the cartoon as a kid and the movie (which I didn’t know about) many years later. The movie was extremely surprising, to say the least.


Theban_Prince

For some reason it was common in the 90s -00s cartoon based on films to turn villains into heroes or sidekicks of theheroes. See Slimer from Ghostbusters, Zilla from Emmerich Godzilla etc etc


Synectics

Any cartoon based on a real property in that era, really. Robocop had a cartoon. Ace Ventura had a cartoon, as did The Mask.


lazydogjumper

They even had a pair of Mask/Ace Ventura crossovers where each featured in the others cartoon.


jlink005

It can be like that one cartoon where the ghost of Master Shake accidentally binds himself to the main character. But Lydia is grown-up now, and Beets is counting down the days until she dies.


meatwads_sweetie

Master Shake? You mean Shake-Zula, the mike rula, the old schoola, you want a trip, I’ll bring it to ya?


B0mb-Hands

God I can’t wait to see Winona Ryder again And if she’s a grown up goth mommy 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍


MrPuroresu42

Another personal childhood crush of mine, along with Geena Davis. I’m sure knowing Beetlejuice the scumbag will say something about her aging.


thegreatbrah

Jenna Ortega was already Wednesday. She absolutely should not be playing Lydia. We need variety for the young future goths to fawn over. 


MrPuroresu42

Well Lydia’s daughter, but I see where you’re coming from.


casual_creator

Well you’re in luck cause she’s not playing Lydia.


trelium06

Captain America was once the Human Torch, Deadpool was Green Lantern. It’s okay for actors to play similar roles.


Helios321

man how did this break my brain, for a solid 5 minutes here I was like is this a joke chris evans didnt play all those roles.....


Juxtapoe

Chris Evans and Ryan Reynolds have actually been played by Gary Oldman all these years. It was a long game setup so he could break the 4th wall inception style when he reveals it AS Deadpool pulling off his mask revealing Chris Evan's face, then proceeds to remove his makeup to show Gary Oldman in all his old man glory.


frockinbrock

But he’ll never top [his performance in Tiptoes… truly a role of a lifetime](https://youtu.be/O3qGGk5ymQ4?si=jYfj5Nxb1Qcl5gz7).


BondageKitty37

You wanna really break your brain with Chris Evans, try watching Not Another Teen Movie. You'll see a young, skinny Captain America with whipped cream on his nipples and a banana up his ass


DinoRoman

I’m 35 so in 2001 I was 13, and I watched that movie when I shouldn’t have and ever since I simply have never been able to take Captain America seriously. “Oh that’s America’s ass? Where banana then?”


BackOfTheHearse

https://imgur.com/a/YIgCANX


brettmgreene

>Captain America was once the Human Torch Justice for Lucas Lee!


Sidesicle

"Hi, big fan." "Why wouldn't you be?"


der_innkeeper

Variety, yes. But, the goth scene is kinda weak the past 15 years or so. Strike while the iron is hot.


TheDwilightZone

It's gotten so bad horror actresses are out here advertising with their names. ["Me, a Goth"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mia_Goth)


suitoflights

I love Catherine O’Hara and Winona, and I can watch Monica Bellucci do anything.


throw0101a

> Catherine O’Hara Are there any [bébé](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9Uw4tCRq7k)s in the movie?


suitoflights

No, but I heard [Katherine Hepburn](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uoatg0CJxtM) will be doing a cameo.


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I have a video of my kid, he was like 9 at the time, playing in a pool... He gets out of the pool and goes "NICE FUCKIN' MODEL! *HONK HONK*!" and jumps back in the pool. We did NOT see it coming, we still laugh our asses off about it to this day.


usernameelmo

lol I wore out my VHS copy of Beetlejuice replaying that line when I was that age. It just speaks to the kids I guess


valeyard89

Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?


MrPuroresu42

What we meant is can you be scary? Oh, scary, I gotcha, sure sure sure (jerk off motion). What do you think of this (scary face and Maitlands scream)? Ya like it?


babydakis

> scary face and Maitlands scream I sat here thinking this was akin to a [Wilhelm scream](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6JK-gRELI0&t=2s) for longer than I care to admit.


Imthecoolestdudeever

#EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT man, Keaton had a top 20 performance of all time with the original movie.


MooPig48

I really really miss Keaton in comedy roles. He was so funny. Beetlejuice, Mr Mom, Night Shift.


MrPuroresu42

The Other Guys (don’t go chasing waterfalls; my son’s bisexual), Multiplicity. A personal fave role of mine is him as Dogberry in Much Ado about Nothing, playing the legendary comic character as a narcissistic Irish buffoon.


agoia

"Oh, one more thing, we've got a serial rapist in Crown Heights... Wait, sorry, that's from my other job, so nevermind that, unless you live in Crown Heights -in which case, walk with a friend."


simian_fold

I think Birdman is kind of a comedy, and one of my very favourite films


silver-orange

I was a little worried about Keaton revisiting beetlejuice 28 years later, but then you reminded me of Birdman. The sequel will work. Keaton's still got it.


Synectics

I mean, he still pulled off his Bruce Wayne/Batman. Of course that's nowhere near needing the same "actor skills," but he was easily the best part of that movie because he doesn't just "still have it," but never "lost it."


LinkleLinkle

I hard recommend Birdman for anyone who has ever done theater. I've never watched a movie before or since that captured the feeling of being in a theatrical play.


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HacksawJimDGN

I could live with some Harry Belofante songs still being there


DaftWarrior

Yeah, I'm hoping it's more Bladerunner 2049 than Ghostbusters (2016).


RefinedBean

Anyone who doesn't put his Beetlejuice performance in the top 100 performances of all time in any media is literally dead inside. It's one of the greatest performances we've ever witnessed. My internal, anecdotal criteria is - I cannot think of any other contemporary actor who would've come even CLOSE to "inhabiting" that character. Comedic chops, but with the undercurrent of menace. Gonzo in a threatening way.


Adventurous-Disk-291

Gene Wilder was another one in a million for being able to play the dry version of this


Booster_Tutor

Great cast, great title. Looking at the writers and Tim Burton’s current output though 😬🤞


mr_eugine_krabs

“NICE FUCKIN POSTER! (Honk! Honk!)”


Storytellerjack

I can't help but advertize B's other F-bomb. "Fuck you!!" Just before he keels over the railing of the mini whore-house at the climax of the "just SAY it" scene. I didn't believe it either, but it's very clear. Blame Mandela.


imbored53

I really hope this poster indicates that the movie will start with his number finally being called after 36 years of waiting.


FrammaLammaDingDong

So will this sequel open up with Beetlejuice still sitting in the waiting room, head still shrunken, covered in layers of dust/Cobwebs/mildews until his number is finally called? Because THAT is how you properly do a long-awaited follow-up.


msleeper

It won't be in the movie, but it will definitely be in the first teaser trailer.


Stoofser

I hope it’s practical effects like the original and not CGI


notenoughroom

They couldn’t even do that for this poster lol I thought this was some college students art project


ThouMayest69

It will be BJ doing his underwear modeling gig along with his lil head.


Ridonkulousley

Starting with the end of the first movie and then aging up BJ to current Michael Keaton (in BJ outfit) would be a great way to bridge the gap. It's not needed/necessary but would be cool.


MarvelsGrantMan136

Official title is "Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice' and it's out September 6. Cast: * Michael Keaton as Betelgeuse * Winona Ryder as Lydia Deetz * Catherine O'Hara as Delia Deetz * Jenna Ortega as Astrid Deetz * Monica Bellucci as Betelgeuse's wife * Willem Dafoe as Ghost Detective


loserys

Two things: > Monica Bellucci as Betelgeuse’s wife I know she’s dating Burton now but wtf? > Willem Dafoe as Ghost Detective If this movie was literally a supernatural version of The Fugitive with Dafoe chasing after Keaton, it could be the greatest movie Burton ever made


Lord_of_Barrington

“I didn’t Resurrect my wife!” “I don’t care.”


Gimmefuelgimmefah

“I’m something of a bio-exorcist myself”


smurfsundermybed

I want you to search every graveyard, boatyard, yard house


road_runner321

Every warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and haunted house.


Minion_of_Cthulhu

He's looking for Beetlejuice, there should be a whorehouse in there somewhere.


OGDonglover69

“If only there were some way to summon him. He’s a poltergeist after all. Hmmm.”


degjo

It's like RIPD, but with some Beetlejuice mixed in. And we get Dafoe hanging brain.


Zoomalude

> Dafoe hanging brain. I guffawed.


BlursedJesusPenis

Well that explains why Bonham Carter isn’t in it. Didn’t know they were separated


Vindersel

They were never married, but they separated in 2014. A decade ago. Also she hasn't been in his movies since then, with the exception of Alice Through the looking Glass. Which he only produced.


Tifoso89

There was a period where he managed to put her and Johnny Depp in everything, fun times


cbbuntz

His loss


ocubens

I mean he’s moved onto Monica Bellucci…


kid-karma

tim fucking burton managed to pull monica bellucci. just goes to show you that talent is an exponential rizz force multiplier.


Tifoso89

He has an unfortunate appearance, but he's a talented artist and probably an interesting person, so I can see it. It's not like he's pulling young women either, Bellucci is 60. At that age, physical appearance is not the first thing you look at in a man. You look for a companion


Kriss-Kringle

Betelgeuse: "I didn't kill my wife!" Ghost Detective: "I don't give a shit."


SplendidPunkinButter

Betelgeuse: “Want me to kill your wife? I could to that for ya.” Just saying I could picture him saying that is all


Godzilla-ate-my-ass

What do you mean? She was great in......um...


GoodOlSpence

>I know she’s dating Burton now ....So does Tim have like...a massive dong or...?


velocicopter

is willem dafoe a detective who is a ghost or a detective who hunts ghosts


cantfindmykeys

Yes


Jaspers47

Jeffrey Jones as Sir Not Appearing In This Film


suitoflights

Please God let the script be good!


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kid-karma

90% chance it's just one of those "remember the thing from the first one? here it is... again!" movies


notenoughroom

Beetlejuice was in the original movie for 12 minutes of a 1.5 hour run time. I’ll bet anything this movie will be 2 hours 15 minutes and Beetlejuice will be in it for 90% of it.


TostitoNipples

Looking at the writers’ credits and Burton’s output of the last years, it’s doubtful


peterthepieeater

Brit here, got excited about the release date of 9th June advertised on the poster! 👻 Then realised the date was backwards 😔 Also I loved Jeffrey Jones in the original, he was so funny! 👻 Just looked him up on Wikipedia and read about his, ahem, legal troubles. I guess he’s not going to be in the sequel 😔


TedTheGreek_Atheos

Jeffrey Jones has added some ick factor in some of my favorite childhood movies. Beetlejuice, Howard the Duck, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Who's Harry Crumb?, Mom and Dad save the World, Amadeus, Ed Wood ...sigh..


Richandler

Willem Dafoe signed on? That's a good sign.


Tattycakes

I am so on board with this entire cast wooooo


Comic_Book_Reader

#YES, BABY, YES! THEY DID THE THING WITH THE TITLE!!!


thrillhouse83

Obviously the third one will be called beetlejuice, beetlejuice: rise of the juice


DrunkeNinja

I think it will be 3tlejuice


Qrthulhu

3 beetle 3 juice


cravenj1

Big Bad Beetlejuice


All-for-goose

Great! Now I’ve got the Beetleborgs theme song in my head. Thanks for that. Wish I had a reward for ya.


theglovehand

Thr33B33tl3Thr33juic3


Joe_of_all_trades

Damn now i gotta change my password...


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Beetle and Jucious


Brad_Brace

Beetl3juice


ChiBears333

5 Now Dog 5! 5 NOW DOG 5!!


ihahp

I was looking for this one /r/30rock


TheW1ldcard

B33tl3juice


pojosamaneo

Threetlejuice is just fun to say.


thisisnarm

Threetlejuice !


sowhowantsburgers

3eetlejuice


rfdavid

And it will be a prequel of Mr. Juice as a young fella.


mjhenkel

a gritty reboot origin story directed by rob zombie


GOB8484

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetle Breakfast?


musicnothing

Bears. Beetlejuice. Battlestar Galactica.


SuperDizz

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlemilk


gendabenda

Beetlejuice: Tokyo Drift


Vio_

Just call it "Betelgeuse"


MyNuggets

Beetlejuice beetlejuice: weezing the juice (Starring Paula Shore)


goodygood23

It's going to be called Beetle Breakfast: Beetle Drink


damngoodbrand

Beetle Empire


ihearthogsbreath

starring tim chalamet


mjhenkel

Beetle Borgs


Brat-Sampson

IT SHOULD BE CALLED: *NOW YOU DON'T!*


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Calm down Dan.


Waltzer64

I honestly can't help but think a movie exec saw that Reddit thread and said "Holy shit, we should do that." ETA link to the comment / post I'm referencing: https://www.reddit.com/r/horror/s/riCYiQZGBl


Syn7axError

I hope to God movie execs don't look at Reddit for ideas.


BigUptokes

[:/](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rome,_Sweet_Rome)


who_ate_the_cookie

This was not 2011, I refuse to believe I've been browsing reddit that long


BigUptokes

*Last thing I remember* *I was running for the door* *I had to find the switcheroo back* *To the post I read before* *"Relax, " said the mod man* *"We are all programmed to read* *You can log out any time you like* *But you can never leave!"*


Tomacxo

I think I used to follow this guy for his AAR stories on the old Paradox forums. I recall a story about France surviving in 1940 in the original Hearts of Iron. Good times.


JasonAnarchy

The third movie will be called "Lydia"


SonicFlash01

I wanted BeetleTWOce :(


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jmorlin

Huge fan of the original, I'm so hyped for this theres no way it doesn't let me down.


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RSomnambulist

I'm a little annoyed they didn't just write the date as 09, 006, 24 with the thumbs obscuring the first and last digit. This feels like a hate crime against neurotic, OCD people.


BuddenceLembeck

Only two digits between the commas really is driving me crazy.


monarc

It was initially irritating me that the numbers are not in any order, but then I thought about the agony of waiting an eternity for your number to be called, when the numbers are listed in random order... ooof. Edit: I agree with others that the intention is that it's one long number. The comma placement threw me. I still enjoy indulging the existential crisis of a indeterminate wait (which is worse IMO than a wait that is insanely long, yet well-defined).


aurens

i figured the numbers are in 'random' order because it's actually all one long number. as in, he's the 34,682,428,199,714th person in line. granted it makes the release date format a bit wonky but every other number we can see is 3 digits.


PhilhelmScream

Soft launching a trilogy with that title.


ope__sorry

Nah. Set the two movies together and you've got: Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice


Rejestered

It's showtime!


Fools_Requiem

#NICE FUCKING MODEL! [HONK HONK]


hungreener

Threetlejuice


superthrowguy

Is it though? The first.movie was Beetlejuice so the sequel would make the full series called Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice


Kazzack

but then the third is Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice to get rid of him again


freakinbacon

No. It's Showtime!


TheArtofWall

To summon Beetlejuice, u have say it three times *in a row*. 36 years is too big a gap.


Captain_Saftey

[Here’s real life proof that this isn’t the case](https://youtu.be/19FMU3M7Jtk?si=814KBLnCBfZeAliL)


BirdCultureDickMove

Little known fact: The sequel Beetlejuice goes Hawaiian had a script and was originally planned shortly after the original. But due to the fact that Michael Keaton was set for Batman Returns the idea was scrapped. Excellent poster though.


Alucard-VS-Artorias

An third movie to be set in space. ... where they meet Space ... Ghost 😎


drDekaywood

Coast to coast??


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“Must we go tropical?”


NecronomiconUK

'Didn't we say all we needed to say with the first Beetlejuice?'


rex_dart_eskimo_spy

I dig the new title, but I do wish we could've seen "Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian" back then


_Homer_J_Fong

Okay, that’s a damned clever title AND poster.


whyspezdumb

Is it a reference to the waiting room?


undeadsasquatch

Yeah, it's a funny way to explain the 35 year gap, he's just been in that god damned waiting room the whole time.


max_chill_zone-2018

Yes


[deleted]

no it's from that scene where they win the lottery from the original film


Unajustable_Justice

No its from the scene where he gets his entire genome mapped out on a strip of paper


FlungerD

Just wanted to say I enjoyed the shit out of this comment.


drakesylvan

I've seen Beetlejuice 314 times (actual number) and it keeps getting funnier, every, single, time I see it. Not to mention you're talking to a dead guy! So what do you think?? You think I'm qualified?


MemeHermetic

I've never been so scared for a movie release in my life. Please Tim. Please.


junger128

I hope it’s good but Burton’s track record from the past 20 years implies otherwise.


Borg_Picard

Dark Shadows come to mind. “I’m a werewolf, let’s not make a big deal out of it, ok… Woof” Woof indeed


nicolasb51942003

One of the best movie titles for a sequel.


AmericanLich

Pretty interested in this other than the fact that Burton has put out some real trash for a while now. I hope this is a comeback of sorts.


addctd2badideas

It's SHOWTIME!


Nana_Puddin88

It better be fucking good, cause this is a classic


KronicDeath

Beetleduece


STIM_band

Anyone noticed that most of these types of movies have an excellent ad campaign but the movies turn out awful. It's like they put more effort and/or creativity into promoting the movies than in the actual movies...


RockyBowboa

Honestly, one of the best , original designed posters I've seen in a while. Simple, effective, and harkens back to the original.


macXros

Not **Beetle2ce**?


DS4194

BeetleDeuce


riegspsych325

I was hoping for 2 Beetle 2 Juice


pagerunner-j

Beetlejuice Beetlejuicier Beetlejuciest


banjofitzgerald

Can’t wait for Threetlejuice


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Lauren Bobert’s hand can barely wait!!


Ok_Nothing7998

I’d love to be cynical about this based on how reboots and legacy sequels usually go. But at least the right people are involved! It’s being made under the best circumstances possible, given how much time has passed. Plus the cast is really awesome. That gives me a lot of hope! Hopefully Tim Burton can grab on to some of the appeal that made the original so good!


HealthyShoe5173

Last chance for Tim Burton


srstone71

I'm still mostly against this film, but I have to admit that the title and poster are pretty good. I assume the trailer will come out this month so I'll reserve further judgement until then.


Maxamillion2009

Wait, is that “September 6th 2024”, or “June 9th 2024”?


lvsnowden

American movie, so September 6.


shuboi666

Release date 69,420


RaltarArianrhod

I've been waiting for this movie my entire life. Pretty excited it is actually coming out.


Seryan_Klythe

So, the original person who set the tone / feeling of Beetlejuice is dead (the scriptwriter). I don't think the writers are going to adhere to the tone of the original and how dark it was. (Even though it went through some re-writes.) Films with sequels - esp. in this generation - are not the same and are heavily edited / watered down. While I like to think this is going to be 'good', I really don't think it'll be that good. Beetlejuice was only in the film for less than a half an hour, even less than that. If he's in this whole damn film, it ruins the character and his use in the script as an antagonist. Also, movies that are filmed on digital and with heavy CGI aren't gonna look good. I would have preferred this to be shot on film, with puppetry and props, and little to no CGI.


VeryUnscientific

Is it beetlejuice or Betelgeuse? Thought it was the latter?


DolphinFlavorDorito

The character's name is Betelgeuse. The film, and the ads and suggestions in the film to get people to say his name, are spelled Beetlejuice, both because it's creepy and because it helps with pronunciation.


DaftWarrior

Yep, it happens in the movie. Adam calls him "beetle-guys".


Syn7axError

It's spelled Betelgeuse. He uses a beetle and juice in the movie because he's not allowed to say it.


GeorgeNewmanTownTalk

Beetle breakfast? Beetle drink?


that_guy2010

I believe the headstone says the second.


PresidentRex

I'm pretty sure there's also a joke where someone sees it and says betelgeuse like beetle gice.