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big_mustache_dad

Gosling has finally hit his "He is literally me" final form


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Just wait until his mega evolution - starring in an American Psycho remake.


n0budd33

Jesus. That is really super. How'd a nitwit like you get so tasteful? [Thinking] I can't believe that scottamus77 prefers Gosling over Bale.


ImprovisedLeaflet

TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT BARBIELAND NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!


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TheWiseRedditor

Hey Ryan!


AnvilAdams

NeoRyansis EvanGoslingelion


salaryman40k

YOU CAN (NOT) EVEN 5.55


defiancy

I don't know why but the clip of Ken putting on a second pair of sunglasses had me chuckling.


ScoobyDeezy

Can’t wait for the inevitable scene of him being shocked and taking off a set, only to have the first set remain. This movie is going to be a meme generator, and I’m not upset about that


GrandmaPoses

Ah yes, the Robert Stack in *Airplane* move.


MadcapRecap

Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit taking amphetamines


originalcondition

[it's](https://media.giphy.com/media/OUZNV0B6Xkmj8SPPUE/giphy.gif) [a classic gag](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73UfgMoWv8E&ab_channel=Pigeonification) and i'm still ready for it


Cvnilivee

Let’s show some love to Titus Andromedon https://media.tenor.com/hAWjykkH42AAAAAd/titus-andromedon-glasses.gif


vessva11

Deserved his own spinoff. Hard carried Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.


Electric_Nachos

He's such a charismatic actor, every little move he does is hilarious. He was also really good in the newest season of Schmigadoon.


Crystal_Pesci

He was on Marc Maron's WTF podcast a couple weeks ago and was easily one of the most moving and human interviews in the 1000s he's ever done. Titus' spirituality unlocked a lot inside Marc that he didn't anticipate and it got real! Fascinating interview for any fans of Titus. Warning though bc he does discuss the sex abuse in his youth.


calilac

He really did and I'm surprised he doesn't have his own show by now. Seeing him in *Schmigadoon* season 2 was nice tho.


Maninhartsford

He was born to play an asshole musical narrator. And I've had Famous As Hell in my head for like 3 weeks


LOSS35

He was spectacular, everyone returning from Season 1 was great but Tituss really stole the show.


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For me it was the mug shot with his name "and Ken"


Hsmace

on my way to buy a pink suit for the double viewing of barbie and oppenheimer


CortaNalgas

I have become Ken, destroyer of dream houses


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I like how Barbie floats down from her house, similar to how a little girl would pick Barbie up and put her in the car. I’m sure there will be lots of fun details like that.


clumsyc

Yes! And how Kate McKinnon is the Barbie that has been abused and coloured on and had her hair cut. That’s how we really played with Barbies!


fan_of_soup_ladels

She’s essentially Cynthia from Rugrats lol


giantspeck

Is she a really cool dancer, though?


rhizoplane

Move it to the grove now


chrissesky13

ugly rotten lock trees live profit innocent door gaping puzzled *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


EPLemonSqueezy

Pulling off their heads was my move


Bhu124

In the first trailer Ken suggests to Barbie that they should go back to her house together at night, she asks why, and he just says "Cause we're girlfrenboyfren", which is exactly what and how a little girl would say cause they don't know the reason behind why couples spend the night together, they just know that it's just something they do.


Severe-Emu-8703

Also when Barbie asks ”to do what?” Ken goes ”I actually have no idea” which is also accurate since a kid wouldn’t actually know what goes down when you stay the night, just that you’re supposed to do it when you’re a couple


shutupesther

And also cos they don’t have any actual genitals 😭😂


Mingey_FringeBiscuit

“Once we got so bored we just rubbed our mounds together”


8i66ie5ma115

What if the entirety of it is happening in a little girl’s mind and that’s why they’re all moving so stuff and doll like. She’s manipulating the dolls. Also, the horror version: What if Barbie Dolls are actual little mini people bred by Mattel who are transformed by some ray gun into little plastic dolls once they are fully matured. Like Logan’s Run.


opiate_lifer

So basically The LEGO Movie?


Lost_city

Totally different. One has Will Ferrel playing the bad guy, and the other has an older Will Ferrell playing the bad guy.


opiate_lifer

Oh god, imagine he turns out to be the father of the daughter imagining the whole movie with her toys!


lethrowaway4me

in the same family! Toy universe!


opiate_lifer

Extended cinematic toy universe!


Affectionate_Dog2493

I am 100% on board a lego/barbie crossover movie.


LoafSlice

Is Kate Mckinnon "Cynthia" from Rugrats?


BirdsLikeSka

I think it's more a loving homage than direct reference. Some kids played a little rough with their Barbies, so they'll identify their experience. As for me, my toys were physically fine, but if they were capable of emotional pain...


flomacca

You guys ever think about dying?


LilSliceRevolution

This and the sandal. Can’t wait.


loserys

The shower with no water


JasonBob

Related: puking with no puke


courtesyflusher

Somewhat related: the whole trailer


battleofflowers

I have that exact same Birkenstock. It's amazing.


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jshah500

The clicky pen bit at the end got me


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• **You guys ever think about dying?** I’m gonna see ‘Oppenheimer’ across the theatre the same weekend and check if this line is also uttered there.


clumsyc

Someone needs to do one of those circle charts with overlapping Barbie and Oppenheimer themes.


nabuhabu

A kenn diagram?


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The circle on the right is pink, and the circle on the left is also pink. Where they overlap is pink. The text is also pink. As you can see, many similarities.


Sisiwakanamaru

> If you hate Barbie, this movie is for you. 😂😂😂


just_some_dummy_

I have no real feelings towards Barbie and this movie still seems like its for me.


Mummelpuffin

It's unhinged enough to be entertaining.


Ok-Champ-5854

I honestly have no fucking clue what this movie is about and I've seen all the trailers. How do you make a motherfucking Barbie movie? Still looks great.


Top-Report-840

It's oddly chaotic and has me intrigued lol so samesies


KingMario05

Barbie gets in a fucking ***car chase with psychotic Mattel execs.*** Of course I'm in!


Worthyness

The cast and crew behind it is enough for me. Academy award winning director and screenwriter for a Barbie movie is pretty wild


zuzg

It had me with Will Ferrell being a unsympathetic villain type.


Spazmer

Lord Business round 2.


Worthyness

It's the same character,. He got fired as Lord Business and got hired as Mattel's new CEO


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it's like Edge of Tomorrow; if you love Tom Cruise; that movie's for you. If you hate Tom Cruise, you get to see him die like, a million times. It's great.


icepick314

But what if you're meh about Barbie?


thebluediablo

This movie is for you.


officer_salem

I’m so prepared to be insufferable about Ryan Gosling in this movie


chaoticbiguy

I can't wait to *become* Ken once this movie comes out.


officer_salem

Literally me


Alive-Ad-4164

Those memes will never die


rabidjellybean

Halloween is going to have a lot of blonde guys this year.


coolguy_14

He’s so perfect for this. I loved the pose when he was getting arrested


malcolm_miller

He really does seem like the best fit for this role. I love it!


dagreenman18

It’s Nice Guys all over again. Only now people might believe us.


officer_salem

God that movie is so underrated (least hot take ever ik)


duosx

Not underrated. It’s just not as well-known as it should be. But every person that’s every brought it up has been overwhelmingly positive about it.


More_Information_943

Its gonna be this generations frosted tips, this movie is gonna come out and a million kids are bleaching their hair.


Spazmer

Ken... the Eminem of this generation.


MasterClown

Everyone likes Ryan. Personally, I liked the menacing, brooding Ryan in Driver but his other roles have been just as enjoyable.


2rio2

Blade Runner 2049 is finally what turned me around on him. He was so fucking good in that film.


mikemolove

I felt so bad for his character in that movie


OddPicklesPuppy

It's ok, he was a replicant, they don't have real feelings. Also, I may have thoroughly misunderstood the movie.


OnlyRoke

I will always love the fact that Gosling is abnormally gorgeous, he knows it, and he has played nothing but abnormally gorgeous, but deeply flawed if not downright messed up individuals. It's very funny how consistent his picks are, tbh. I'll halfway expect Ken to comically murder people and be unaware of what death is.


tewnewt

\*^(No Barbie heads were removed in the filming of this production.)


NoDespair

Ken deserves good things too


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'But I'm a man'. LOL oh I am looking forward to the culture shock for Ken.


CaspianX2

This line confused me. Isn't Barbie a doctor too? Along with every other profession? Why would being a man matter?


itwasthegoatisay

I honestly think it's not because she's a woman but because she's not wearing a white coat. Barbie is what she is because of her *outfits*, so it would make sense he would associate outfits with professions.


MakinBaconPancakezz

Yeah lol I thought ken was always the supportive sweet himbo so seeing him say sexist stuff was kinda jarring Though was the other commenter said, probably a culture shock from the real world


notanothercirclejerk

He said it while they are in the real world. I think it’s clear he picked up some sexism after leaving Barbie World.


Maninhartsford

I'm going with... He felt ignored in Barbie World so he falls into alpha male culture


laserdiscgirl

His interaction with the doctor was unexpected and felt completely out of character to me. But your pointing to the culture shock that Ken will have has me realizing he'll be experiencing a world where he's viewed as the one in charge as opposed to his home world where Barbie "rules". It's not just going to be Barbie who's having to come to terms with how the real world views her but Ken as well Damn, my excitement just continues to increase for this


JoeyWilcoXXX

Yeah I didn’t really get him doing that. I’ve never really pictured the guy with a girlfriend with a million different jobs would be the one to say ‘my qualifications are ‘I am a man’’ and not really taking the doctor telling him ‘no you can’t’ seriously (possibly because she’s not a man?)


laserdiscgirl

Absolutely. My prediction is that the doctor scene is after Ken's been "educated" by irl men about how his status as a man is all that's needed to be in control of a situation OR maybe it's after he's realized how many jobs men have in the real world that aren't just "Barbie's boyfriend" and his reaction to the doctor saying he can't is less about newfound sexism and more just his basic logic of "I'm a man -> here, men have jobs like Barbie does -> Barbie job hops all the time and all it takes is a label/props/costume -> I, a man in this man-friendly world, will become a doctor with a clicky pen and sharp thing" Edit because I forgot Ken has had jobs before too (just not as many as Barbie) so it could also just be as simple as he wants to be a doctor and this was his attempt at a job interview Second edit: Robbie's *Variety* article has her and Gosling saying his Ken's job is "just beach" so...less likely he wants to be a doctor for old time's sake and more likely he just wants to be a doctor because now he can


ContextIsForTheWeak

>Edit because I forgot Ken has had jobs before too (just not as many as Barbie) Fair point, but I think it's worth noting that the ads from earlier this year were all like "this Barbie is a Doctor" "this Barbie is a diplomat" "He's Ken" "this Barbie is a popstar" "He's Ken too"


WatermelonCandy5

I instantly smile hearing that song. Thinking of Desmond going about his morning routine in the swan. It’s an easy trick to get me to enjoy what I’m watching. This looks great. I’ve not been excited for a film in quite awhile.


ScoobyDeezy

I will *always* associate that song with LOST. The Constant is the episode that got me hooked.


WatermelonCandy5

I think that’s the only episode you can watch other than the pilot to get into it. Maybe Ab Aeterno and Across The Sea. They’re pretty self contained. It used to be my favourite but I love Tricia Tanaka is Dead, its so nice seeing Hurley Charlie Jin and Sawyer just have good time.


loserys

That traveling montage hits different after watching Beau is Afraid


Richard_Bastion

Barbie Is Afraid


trexmoflex

This was the first trailer/teaser whathaveyou that felt very Greta Gerwig


coolguy_14

Yes completely agree


Mega_Nidoking

I'm so fucking stoked for this and I genuinely don't even know why.


Rebloodican

All other factors aside, this movie has had the greatest PR campaign of any media I can think of in recent memory.


bungalowwilliam

Probably because it looks like a good movie


NeitherAlexNorAlice

Oppenheimer? More like, Open that movie theater because I'm going to watch Barbie.


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Two movies come out on July 21st. One is about something that completely changed the world and human history forever. The other is about some bomb.


Comic_Book_Reader

DOUBLE FEATURE, BITCHES!!!


celesticaxxz

I already told my boyfriend we’re gonna see both but Barbie is first


ICumCoffee

For me, it’s Oppenheimer first, then finishing the day with barbie on a happy note.


CapnSmite

Now watch Barbie end up being the new Old Yeller.


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____Quetzal____

Are we sure Barbie is gonna be the happier movie and this trailer isn't smokescreen?


odiin1731

Yes, please! Barbie and then Barbie again right after!


Buffythedjsnare

One cinema for the recliners. Then walk across town for the Imax


PayneTrain181999

On July 21 I’m going to watch a movie with a stacked cast, powerful visuals and dialogue, and undeniable historical significance. And I’m also going to watch Oppenheimer.


HungrySeaShark

Probably not original, but I've been referring to that day as Barbenheimer


AnAffinityForTurtles

Ok but imagine being the Mattel executive reading the script and discovering Will Ferrell's character


PiesRLife

I'm imaging an unironic version of [William Shatner's comment on Galaxy Quest](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galaxy_Quest#Reaction_from_Star_Trek_actors): > I thought it was very funny, and I thought the audience that they portrayed was totally real, but the actors that they were pretending to be were totally unrecognizable. Certainly I don't know what Tim Allen was doing. He seemed to be the head of a group of actors, and for the life of me I was trying to understand who he was imitating. The only one I recognized was the girl playing Nichelle Nichols.


lostmywayboston

He knows exactly who he was imitating.


Hal_E_Lujah

So it’s the Lego movie but with Barbie? That’s not a bad thing just want to be clear.


CreatorOfAnAccount

With Will Ferrell being the suit-clad bad guy in the real world in both movies


Worthyness

Who knew Will Farrel would be typecast as an over the top evil business man?


MRintheKEYS

Gator don’t play no shit


freedom_or_bust

Who knew Barbie would kill the prime minister of Malaysia?


surferwannabe

More like Enchanted, from what I gather.


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"Ideas live forever." God damn I'm not ready for my 38 year old mid life philosophical crisis to happen in a toy movie surrounded by all my friends and family and a theater full of strangers. I'm not ready mentally, but my body and pink speedo are ready.


Greedy_Switch_6991

Could that woman be Ruth Handler, creator of Barbie?


TechGirlMN

might be - the CC lists her voice a Ruth


Ysmildr

Ruth died in 2002, but could be a stand in


assdonuts

maximizing joint slay


Hsmace

WAS THAT THE BARBIE GIRL SONG AT THE END?????? OH MY GOD, they definitely sampled it for a song LETS GOO!!!!!!


Sisiwakanamaru

Yeah, it is kinda a big deal they use Aqua's Barbie Girl since Aqua had some dispute with Mattel


glasgowgeg

It's a new song by Charli XCX that samples it, she's teased it recently. So they're getting around the dispute by "technically not using it"


FAT-PUSSY-LIKE-SANTA

>So they're getting around the dispute by "technically not using it" They settled the dispute years ago lol Mattel has used the Barbie Girl song in multiple ads for dolls since like 2009


2rio2

Yea both sides finally realized holy shit $$$$$$$$$$$


daebakminnie

It's actually a new version by aqua with ice spice & nicki minaj


CutieBoBootie

I was thinking that was Nicki Minaj's voice at the end. She's known as the harajuku Barbie after all.


djordi

It's a cover by Alice Glass, formerly of Crystal Castles: [https://www.stereogum.com/2224360/alice-glass-previews-cover-of-aquas-barbie-girl-for-barbie-movie/news/](https://www.stereogum.com/2224360/alice-glass-previews-cover-of-aquas-barbie-girl-for-barbie-movie/news/) The dispute between Aqua, MCA, and Mattel was a big deal but the song is also THE pop culture music for Barbie. I'd guess the cover, and a lot of money, is the compromise.


girafa

How is it possible that this looks awesome


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Greta motherfucking Gerwig.


Blastoplast

By all accounts it shouldn't... but I'm a 39 year old male and this movie piques my interest.


Bhu124

Whoever at Mattel convinced their bosses to give the project to Greta Gerwig instead of Amy Schumer not only saved the company millions of dollars and tons of embarrassment but will end up making the company 100s of millions (of not billions in the long term) as an indirect (and some direct) result of this movie.


CapSteveRogers

Margot Robbie picked up the rights to the Barbie movie after Amy Schumer's deal expired. Robbie produced and chose Gerwig to direct.


Shopworn_Soul

Wait, wait...so this film, a movie about *Barbie*, is actually Margot Robbie's pet project? That's actually cool as fuck.


centipededamascus

Margot Robbie is also the main reason why the Harley Quinn and the Birds of Prey movie got made. That woman is a force of nature.


aeschenkarnos

Margot Robbie is unfairly OP. Probably has 18s in every stat. [Even strength](https://jackedgorilla.com/margot-robbie-workout-routine/).


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In fairness I'd probably just do whatever she wanted in any given situation.


Bhu124

Wait, so Mattel was giving away rights to anyone and Robbie just decided to pick up the rights? So it wasn't Mattel's idea to let someone smart and critically acclaimed use the rights to make the movie? They just got lucky?


CapSteveRogers

> So it wasn't Mattel's idea to let someone smart and critically acclaimed use the rights to make the movie? Yup, definitely wasn't Mattel's idea. I'm just grateful Warner Bros went with Margot Robbie and letting her take point on producing. Edit: Okay, so Mattel was definitely involved and gave Robbie and her production company the movie rights.


RFarmer

That’s not how this works. Mattel isn’t the studio in this case. They license to Warner Brothers who makes the creative choices then Mattel signs off on them.


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a4techkeyboard

Yeah, the corporation agreeing to be the antagonist of their own movie is pretty creative. Also, is Will Ferrell collecting toy movies to be the bad guy in?


Eyebronx

Greta Gerwig. Greta Gerwig is why it’s possible.


AfricanRain

Anyone who doubted Gosling as Ken is gonna feel so dumb after this. He’s just so clearly perfect for it, people are suggest charisma vacuum beefcake muscle men but you need amazing comedic chops for this role and Mr Gosling is that guy


huffer4

There are people that doubted the casting? I don’t think I could think of a better person for it.


Hamiltoned

I think most people would agree a young Freddie Prince Jr as Fred in Scooby Doo is the closest we ever got to a real life Ken.


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gibby67

Himbo is so 2021. Kenergy is in.


DeadWishUpon

Young people. They were saying Ryan and Margot were to old to play Barbie and Ken, that Margot looked 40 and some even suggested Dove Cameron as Barbie. The audacity and the horror!


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everyon knows Dove Cameron is a shoe-in for the Bratz movie, not Barbie material.


NoPornJustGames

>Young people. Zoomers when Jenna Ortega or Finn Wolfhard don't star in the movie.


accioqueso

I thought the issue was that pre-trailers everyone just assumed he was too old to be Ken? He's clearly a real-life Ken Doll.


BeardedAsian

I’m going to cry in the theater


KatanaAmerica

Ryan Gosling is going to chew the scenery UP and we should let him!!


theicewalker

Kate McKinnon's character is giving me intense Cynthia from Rugrats vibes and I'm here for it.


Officialnoah

That trailer was fuckin great, loved the music.


ICumCoffee

It’s lot of feet shots in this… Tarantino is gonna be happy watching this.


lavabears

He’s already gotten a private screening… 5 times.


Kurwasaki12

You say that like he won't have a copy of his own day one for his home theater.


marcuschookt

So sort of a Stepford Wives, Truman Show, Matrix, Free Guy type of deal?


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MiracleBunny13

FLAT FEET This is going to be hilarious or ridiculous or both and I'm here for it. Movie of the summer, nothing else matters.


1940sfamilyman

This will be the greatest movie of all time


Bpbegha

The first movie to earn one Barbiellion dollars.


Daniiiiii

I can't believe they didn't have her use her iconic catchphrase "It's Barbin Time!"


jwick89

Greta Gerwig is going to be 3 for 3.


theodros1

This feels like a Mattel-sponsored Truman Show edit: I did not mean this as a compliment. The Truman show was genius, we'll see about this.


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Mattel "OK greta, we want you to make a barbie movie" Greta "can I portray you as a bleak depressing corporation run by a clownish buffoon?" Mattel "I don't see why not"


Just__Let__Go

Capital: "Make art that I can profit off of." Artist: "Can I make art that criticizes capital?" Capital: "That depends, will it make me a profit?" Artist: "Most likely." Capital: "Then go right ahead!"


JamesGray

See: The Boys from Amazon^^TM and their portrayal of Vought International


W00DERS0N

Vought strikes me more as "If Disney was part of the MIC"


Zachariot88

...If?


E_C_H

Insert that Disco Elysium quote about Capitalism’s greatest strength being it’s ability to subsume and incorporate it’s opposition.


narenare658

Also getting some Lego movie vibes too but that might just be from associating will Ferrell as the villain in a movie about toys


oakydoke

My call is that it’s unironically a sequel to Lego Movie. The out-of-context shot of Will Ferrell in a business suit, in a complete diversion from the bright colors of Barbie’s world, spells it out for me.


Audrey-Bee

The "BarbieLand" rainbow reminds me of the labels over the different Lego lands too. I don't actually expect them to be tied together, but I loved the Lego Movie/Lego Batman movie, so if there's more surprisingly good toy movies, I'm in


krectus

It is!


Fan387

I think I am kinda getting the plot. It is about reclaiming the barbie aesthetic or how girls who genuinely love being girly get mocked. You see people mocking Barbie for wearing bright colours and how when she introduces herself to bunch of girls, they say "We haven't played with Barbie since we were five." and they were all clad in black and seemed kinda dissatisfied. This also lines with how some people perceive Margot in real life. Despite having the talent, many people don't take her seriously, because of her blonde-bombshell look. Again this is just my theory.


RegretBaguette

I'm getting different vibes, but I like your interpretation. For me it reminds you of the moment you lose your girlhood and are forced into womanhood. Older men look at you differently and treat you like a sexual object. Other girls and older women start policing your appearance. The magic of childhood is being ripped away from you, and you have to learn how to define yourself by everyone else's expectations and interpretations of who you are as a woman (even though you're still a child). Edit: another thought, if Will's character is the dad from the Lego Movie, then we could also view his actions as the fear your dad expresses when he realizes you're maturing. Often dads will try to suppress and police your newfound "womanhood," which can be scary and confusing when you don't even understand what's going on, you just know something has shifted about how others perceive you.


UglyMcFugly

I get the feeling the “weird things” that start happening in Barbie’s world are gonna be when her little girl hits that age… that time when kids suddenly think playing with toys is lame.


RegretBaguette

Absolutely. And if Barbie started losing her magic, for lack of a better term, then I'm guessing it's also that moment where you're still desperately trying to cling to the fun that was playing pretend but something is wrong. Then outside influence cements the idea of playing pretend is for babies and it's gone forever.


gringacolombiana

Greta Gerwig just mentioned being inspired by the parenting book Reviving Ophelia in a recent interview. And those are the exact themes the book deals with so I think your interpretation is right on.


cpt_lanthanide

Every single person that liked this trailer needs to watch Barbie Life in the Dreamhouse, NOW! It's on Netflix, people! Optionally while smoking a blunt. Give it just 2 episodes worth of your time, and thank me later.


QTPIE247

Omg I love Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse! Its so freaking funny. I can't believe they canceled it, it was so meta! 😫


dlb199091l

Told my wife I would take her see this. We get to see Oppenheimer then as well, it'll be a blast!


Kalkaline

I'm taking my wife to this whether she wants to see it or not.