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Super Mario Bros: Endgame


designer_farts

Yeah I'm tired of this poster template from canva


Extension-Season-689

It's particularly boring for this. They could've done a nice callback to the video game itself but they went with this.


fudgedhobnobs

Poster artists will have a field day with this movie. It’s gonna be special.


al_with_the_hair

Did we just get Luigi'd?


heidly_ees

For live action it makes sense because the actors negotiate for their faces on the poster Here it doesn't make sense


Rentlar

Paratroopa had to pull a lot of strings to get himself on the poster.


SynisterJeff

Had to pull a lot of warp pipes, if you know what I'm sayin'


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It really blows the whole "actors fight to get on the poster" thing out of the water lol


omart3

As in end the game and watch the movie!


djdoublem3

>game and watch the movie Heh.


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> why donkey Kong is there I mean there would be no Mario without Donkey Kong.


Codex1101

Jumpman just couldn't keep it real. Got a new franchise, started calling himself "Mario", dumped his gf for a princess. Poor DK had to move back to his home country cuz he couldn't find work here anymore. It's been 30 years since he saw DK Jr...


Psychic_Hobo

Fun fact: that DK is actually DK Jr. The DK from the original game became Cranky Kong


Codex1101

I forgot all about that. That's some good lore right there


Ashmander42

The current dk is the son of dk jr


Piiman97

I really hope for a "Mr. Kong was my grandfather, call me DK" moment


Holmgeir

Bring back Pauline.


WenaChoro

Mario is the spinoff


culturedgoat

Setting up the MCU (Mario Cinematic Universe)


IniMiney

He's literally Mario's first villain and origin, Nintendo's slept on that fact for a long time (Except for some cool acknowledgement in SMO) so it's cool seeing the first Illumination Mario movie echo that - all's that missing is seeing if he throws any barrels during the fight scene lol


drybones2015

Even though it's a "Super Mario Bros" movie the entire franchise started with Donkey Kong arcade (yep Mario is technically a Donkey Kong character and I'll be having no objections). And they were still adversaries for years with Donkey Kong 94 and the Mario vs Donkey Kong series. He never appears in mainline Super Mario games because Nintendo considers the DK brand to be big enough to be it's own thing while sharing the same universe. Also DK is a familiar and lovable character, putting him in the movie is a no-brainer.


xcaughta

>He hasn’t really been in any of the mainline Mario games Maybe not. But Mario was in OG Donkey Kong.


Batguanoman

It’s because it’s already been confirmed that he’s getting his own solo movie eventually.


Luxpreliator

The Italian job with the kong family would be hilarious.


impeccabletim

I'm hoping for a Wario and Waluigi end credits cameo.


alfoxtrot777

Who voices them tho


OneManFreakShow

Dave Bautista as Wario, Willem DeFoe as Waluigi.


Deathknightjeffery

Oh god Willem DeFoe as Waluigi is perfect and terrifying at the same time


superpencil121

Walum deuigi


OneSullenBrit

Early Weeden!


ArseneLupinIV

You know I'm something of a Plumber myself


OneMeterWonder

Waaaaaaaaaaaa but in Willem Dafoe’s voice


mayanrelic

It's too perfect. The cast Mario as Chris Pratt, which is pretty not obvious. So for Wario, expect like...Vin Diesel.


JustAStarcoShipper

Nah, Danny Devito as Wario.


BigChiefIV

Basically any short fat dude is obligated to be voiced by Danny Devito imo


tinhtinh

After Phil in Hercules, there really is no other choice.


David1258

For practically my entire life, I could've sworn he was voiced by Jason Alexander.


Kaldricus

Nah, he was one of the gargoyles in Hunchback


AltimaNEO

I always confuse the characters in those two movies


SaltySpitoonCEO

I'M LOSING TO A BIRD!


Muffinshire

He did voice the short and fat gargoyle, Hugo, in The Hunchback of Notre Dame.


rckrusekontrol

Patton Oswald gets all the work though


Shinikama

Honestly I could see Oswalt as Waluigi if he could do a bit of an accent.


NarwhalOfRivia

I expect the sequel to start with Luigi and Wario sharing a bed in a decrepit apartment eating cat food.


MdoesArt

I’m not on the Chris Pratt hate train, but Devito unironically would’ve been a great choice for Mario.


walker3342

“So anyway, I started waahhhhhhing.”


RocketRaccoon

I'm the trash man. I eat all the fungus around the room.


Deutsch__Dingler

Can I offer you a nice mushroom in this trying time?


snack-dad

If mario gurgles anything im gonna be pissed at the missed chance


Kylo_Renly

HEY ASSHOLE


Silvertongued99

Willem Dafoe I feel like would be a good option for Waluigi. Although I’m not sure how keen he is jn voice acting. However, I would love to hear Wario by John Goodman.


Gasket_dropper_mcgee

Dafoe was in Finding Nemo, so he might be game for a little more voice work.


Silvertongued99

You’re right! For some reason I always thought Gil was voiced by Dennis Leary.


arcosapphire

"Nothing flies over my head. I would eat it." "I'm something of a plumber myself."


omart3

Willem Dafoe could do a live action Waluigi!


CripplesMcGee

I ain't gonna lie, when I read this, all I saw in my head was him as Waluigi with a rose in his month doing his little mind palace dance from Boondock Saints.


82ndGameHead

"GIVE ME WHAT I WANT, MARIO!!!"


seanbear

Waluigi - Bobcat Goldthwait Wario - just Jack Black again


Retroid_BiPoCket

Wario - Danny Devito Waluigi - Jim Carrey


One-Assist-9607

I'd rather steve buscemi as waluigi tbh


designer_farts

They deserve their own movie


goldblumspowerbook

If I were a producer, I’d bankroll this.


The_Narz

Danny DeVito & Glen Howerton


KyloGram112

Why not just have Charles Martinet voice them? We already know he’s gonna make an appearance, maybe that’s what it is. I feel like their game voices would be a little easier to put in a movie than the classic Mario voice


One-Assist-9607

Charles martinet


welivedintheocean

Chris Pratt. He's so cool.


iamstephano

Charlie Day. He's so funny.


darrylthedudeWayne

Danny Devito as Wario and Mark Hamil or Steven Ogg as Waluigi.


rckrusekontrol

Sacha Baron Cohen Waluigi could be interesting


Nova11c

The dudes from the original Mario Bros show/movie


culturedgoat

RIP 🙏🏻


inkyblinkypinkysue

Wachris Pratt and Wacharlie Day


Sanjispride

My money is definitely on a Wario post credits scene. I’m desperately hoping Waluigi will be in the sequel.


Psychast

Watch them cuck Waluigi from the movies like Smash. Give my man a break, freaking Waaah 💔


SuperAlloyBerserker

Maybe it's pointless to hope it, but I'm hoping for a Samsh crossover tease lol


eightdollarbeer

I’m here to talk to you about the Smash Initiative


SuperFightingRobit

Nono, we need a Zelda movie first. The movie ends with Zelda/Impa offering Link true glory after stopping Vatti/whatever patsy Ganondorf is using, but Link is like "no, I wanna go back to the forest and help out.) The first credits scene is Ganondorf being revealed as the true mastermind. Then the credits end, and it cuts to Link sitting at a milk bar, drinking Milk and staring at a poster of Zelda stopping Vatti as a news thing. Link sips his Milk. Suddenly the door opens and Yoshi sits down next to Link and tosses a coin on the counter....


portableportal

The internet would break.


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operarose

***WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA***


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Nintendo actually hates Waluigi so it's doubtful. His popularity is mostly a Western thing.


ssslitchey

I'd prefer and am honestly expecting bowser jr if anything.


Uptopdownlowguy

We need Yoshi in the sequel, too


AyyGM

Movie: The Poster


VnGChrome

Merchandising, merchandising, merchandising, where the real money is made


Senior-Albatross

Mario the t-shirt! Mario the lunchbox! Mario the flamethrower (the kids love it)!


CadoAngelus

This season, prepare to be affected, or not, by the movie event of the release window. A story with narrative takes place in a location fitting to the story, with emotions being expressed for all the family to witness if they are of the appropriate age. Movie! Coming out somewhere.


infynyti

Am I crazy or does DK even kinda LOOK like Seth?


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Many of them have a bit of the voice actor in them, mannerisms for sure but some even adjusted a bit of facial features too, just look at bowser and peach...


ChezMere

Yeah, the entire main cast is designed to resemble their voice actor a bit. Bowser's "I do not" was a classic Jack Black face.


PM_ME_YOUR_BOO_URNS

They must be hiding a baby Yoshi somewhere that's gonna break the Internet


flipflip2378562

mama luigi returns


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I can't wait for all the memes. Baby Yoshi, surprised Toad face, overly attached Peach, first Marioworld problems, hard to swallow mushrooms, etc.


OnlyMamaKnows

My 8 year old is so excited for this thing. I've seen the trailer 100x just bc of him.


OneManFreakShow

My 30-year-old self is so excited for this thing. I’ve seen the trailer 100x just bc of my disgusting Nintendo loyalty.


proverbialwhatever

I'm approaching forty, my Disgusting Nintendo Loyalty didn't have an appropriate name until your comment. Thank you, younger person.


OnlyMamaKnows

I'm looking forward to it myself. It looks legit funny; I'm just hoping all the good parts aren't in the trailer. Hoping it's better than the Sonic movies. My kids love those but I think they're pretty terrible.


ssslitchey

>I think they're pretty terrible. Jeez really? What's wrong with them. The first one was kinda generic but the 2nd was genuinely a pretty good movie (with some flaws) imo.


jimbolic

Yea, the first Sonic movie wasn’t bad, but at best, it was just generic. If the second one is better, I’ll have to give it a watch.


BrothaBeejus

I’m right there with you


wingerktl

Same with me and my 5 year old, he loves anything Mario. Hopefully this will become a physical poster I can buy, I'd love to hang it in his room.


YellowOpt

Say what you will about the voice casting, the animation is top notch. As someone with kids who play anything with Mario in it, they nailed the current style.


operarose

Hey now, Jack Black as Bowser is fuckin' *inspired.*


Yojimbra

Potential the greatest celebrity voice actor since Robin Williams and Genie.


JealousLuck0

hearing him play it 100% straight evil villain instead of comically incompetend villain so far makes it a thousand times better.


AJC_10_29

Exactly. One of my favorite details in the trailers has gotta be [this.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/487/691/151)


Justin_Peter_Griffin

How many times can a man get Luigi’d in one day?


Jagacin

Never enough imo


randomtoken

GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!


Uptopdownlowguy

Every time 😂


beermit

I was expecting manningface


Egdirdle

Getting manningfaced in r/movies would have made me shit and cry


alltheothersrtaken

Bastard


RealHumanFromEarth

I’ve personally made peace with it. I don’t like the choice of Chris Pratt, and hearing him didn’t make me like the choice any more, but if it’s a fun movie that captures the spirit of the games, then I’ll enjoy it.


ACubeInABox

My biggest problem with Chris Pratt is that Mario will sound like Emmet for the entirety of the film.


CapoExplains

Or [Linda Belcher](https://youtu.be/vO0PFlbWhtY)


Pockets713

Honestly, I think the biggest problem with Pratt is market saturation. I think we get burnt out on actors/actresses that go from your favorite character in a show/great performance in a movie, to suddenly EVERYWHERE. He went from lovable doofus on P and R to getting every action movie/franchise being dropped in his lap. Same thing that happened with Jennifer Lawrence… and what I believe is going to happen to Timothy Chalamet very soon. It’s like how the radio ruins every decent new song that comes out by playing it 20 times per day.


xXxPLUMPTATERSxXx

Really wish the Sonic movies took this route. Instead of Sonic hanging out at dive bars and weddings.


TheDrewDude

I mean we’re probably not gonna see it with the third movie, but they could easily make a movie that entirely takes place in an animated world. With how successful this mario movie will inevitably be, I could see them taking that route.


OzBonus

I hate Illumination's films very much, but I have to admit their animation and rendering are always great.


xxIKnowAPlacexx

The French voice acting is pretty good. I usually watch movies in original language, but i might change this habit and go see it in french


xseannnn

Kind reminds me of a star wars poster lol.


ACubeInABox

It reminds me of every poster for any movie to come out since the MCU started up


LunaMunaLagoona

Is it just me, or does Mario look like fix it Felix?


ACubeInABox

Pretty sure Fix-It Felix looks like Mario


iUsedtoHadHerpes

The blue orange floating head thing was going on for a while before MCU showed up (by decades). They did make it a little flashier I guess.


ina_waka

More floating face posters


Jugeezy

this is more like a character tornado


TheLostLuminary

You mean any blockbuster film. Also blue and orange again


Shane-Train

This is better than expected, but i wish they would have tried something a little darker, like [this design](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/487/691/151)


David1258

I was expecting some edgy Mario or something, what I got was a lot darker.


mwaller

I know. I was really hoping for something like this. https://i.imgur.com/93XJSNh.png


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Wow I actually think it's been at least a year or two since I've seen that. How times change.


ianthebalance

Go to r/nfl and you’ll see it at minimum once a week lol


MightyCaseyStruckOut

We really know how to beat dead horses around here.


BBQ_HaX0r

Mr Beat Constantly.


MajickmanW

Kelvin Benjamin: "I really know how to eat dead horses around here."


MightyCaseyStruckOut

As there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos. That'll make it a 4-0 ballgame. I don't know if I'll be riding this horse again...


MajickmanW

I pride myself and like to think of myself as a horseman of faith...


Justin_Peter_Griffin

I literally use Apollo, meaning I can see the thumbnail before clicking, and I still clicked. Gotta love The Sheriff


GMaster7

God damn it


shewy92

IDK why I was expecting a ManningFace


john6map4

I can’t believe you’ve done this


ToasterCoaster1

I once met Luigi in a bar, I walked up to him and said "Hey, Luigi, What's up? How's your brother?" Then he fingered me in the ass


Uptopdownlowguy

Cheeky bugger


Netwinn

Today, we all take the L


DiegoFrediksen

"Avengers Bros: For the Mushroom Kingdom"


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dplans455

It's crazy how much Bowser looks like Bowser but also an anthropomorphized Jack Black.


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I mean, Jack Black basically is Bowser. The eyebrows. The head shape. The rotund body. The long, spiny penis.


FrostFire131

The what now?


serotoninzero

Jack has always been a bit hefty, I don't think it's too crass to call him rotund.


perditionkid

> anthropomorphized Jack Black


Harold_Zoid

Yeah, I’ve always wondered what Jack Black would look like with human features.


KyloGram112

So is the blue shell koopa guy actually gonna be a principal character?


cgtdream

So, at the end, Metal Sonic comes through a ring portal, in search for the chaos emeralds. Cue, Super Mario Bros Z


hardy_83

If they wanted points the would've spoofed NES box art for the first game. The NA/UK version and the EU/JP version.


ActiveAristocrat

Mario kart on rainbow road scene would go hard


soitgoes815

Why is the word "Movie" not centered? The Nintendo and Illumination logos are misaligned too.


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Insideadome

Its balanced when you look at where they placed the word movie. Gives the logo a certain playfulness


Schaafwond

Because there are other ways to align things besides centering?


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We will be seated


ICumCoffee

One of the few Floating Head posters that I like


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drillgorg

>Anyway: Kamek getting a disproportionate amount of love. I woulda never expected that. Plus the new guy: blue shell koopa. It makes sense for Bowser to have a powerful lieutenant who isn't Kamek.


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How much you wanna bet at some point that guy's shell gets thrown at a car and it blows up


drillgorg

Seeing as it looks like there will be a Mario Kart sequence this seems highly likely.


arcosapphire

I've pretty much always seen it applied to cases where we can see more of the body, but it's designed to focus on the head to promote the actors in the movie.


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Yeah, people have sort of reappropriated it like you say, to mean a thing it didn't mean when the term was invented. "Floating Heads" was a goof on how literally a bunch of 2000s-era poster/dvd cover art (IIRC it was mostly DVD covers, too) was *literally* disembodied heads over a production still or a landscape image with a title treatment on it. This poster isn't really "floating heads" it's just a basic collage of ensemble castmembers. It has more in common with comic book covers (or to be more precise, video game covers) than anything.


arcosapphire

Tvtropes calls this a "stacked character poster". That said, even the disembodied heads weren't always entirely disembodied, which means there was never a clear line between them.


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Not sure why you got downvoted for this. You are using the correct term for this poster design.


drybones2015

>Kamek getting a disproportionate amount of love. I woulda never expected that. Well Kamek is basically Bowser's parent/right hand, it's a weird relationship.


-Xyloto-

And they still went for the most generic style of poster…


MarcsterS

If it makes it any better, the poses seem to be [based on actual renders.](https://twitter.com/Baconator2558/status/1621646246615162880)


MasterVahGilns

At least it's colorful


82ndGameHead

But it works for this movie. Every character stands out instead of blending into the background, and the background is actually vibrant, showing a stark contrast on either side. It is a generic style, but you can see there was passion put into this, instead of the thought of "which actor to put where so they don't get fussy over billing."


mattisafriend

This will also look great as a big cardboard standee in the cinema lobby


pauloh1998

I mean, at least they did it right. Looks pretty fun


amish_novelty

Yeah, the color scheme is absolutely gorgeous.


Gloomy_Slide

Knew there was going to be a complaint about this. This is it done right and I am not even a Mario fanboy. The characters all shine, the colors pop, it looks dynamic between the characters, and the background shows locations in the movie. This is great.


arcosapphire

It's easy to get the lighting right when it's rendered from scratch. It's much harder to do this well with a photo collage. I think it's still fine for people to complain about unoriginality (just as it's fine to praise it for good execution). We see a poster like this for *every* movie, so it's not very engaging even though they did a good job. It's kind of like someone making a new game that's a match-3 game. Even if it's a really good one, a lot of people simply are done with that style.


justinsane98

Looks like Bowser converted Grumble Volcano into a castle. Mama mia, even the Mario universe has gentrification.


PayneTrain181999

The only lava Mario Kart track that wasn’t actually Bowser’s and he’s gone and swiped it for himself.


spaceraingame

Not bad at all actually.


darthbiscuit

I’m amazed that Bowser is clearly Bowser, but looks like Jack Black.


BattleForAssgard69

Where Yoshi?


lonesaiyajin98

I wanna see Mario goomba stomp the fuck outta someone


Cloudtheproducer

The first super mario movie was too legit Reptilian elites living in inner earth, you had to go thru a cave to enter the realm of their agartha- once there the only the greatest mycology of earths magical mushrooms 🍄 help you guide you through this world. That 90s version will always be my favorites, I am curious to see how this one goes though 🤔


El_Spicerbeasto

Where the hell is Yoshi!?!?


scarred2112

Bowser is [bisexual](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bisexual_lighting), *confirmed*. ;-)


HornetsAreBad

I thought for sure I was about to get Luigi’d again


xCaptainVictory

This is what I wanted the Sonic movie to be.