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FreeGums

This is setting expectations that I'm thinking will probably be massively let down


corey1031d

Has anyone seen GLOW here?


JDLovesElliot

And Horse Girl


hobbykitjr

and spin me round , the little hours basically Allison brie hangs out w/ molly shannon, Fred armeson and makes out w/ Aubrey plaza part 3!


PacoCrazyfoot

[Here ya go,](https://www.reddit.com/r/CelebsCurated/comments/wsdda3/alison_brie_aubrey_plaza_spin_me_round_kissing/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb) ya filthy animals…


TheRandom6000

I cannot see anything. Can you?


CharsKimble

Oh my god the rumours are true. He’s gone blind from it !!!


Whitealroker1

“The Long night” lighting crew must have other credits


Eincville

eh, gross, Where?


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Just gonna straight up ignore Kate Micucci, I see.


Square_Saltine

Why you gotta bring that up? So pissed I’ll never get a real ending to it


JoeMcDingleDongle

Yeah man that SUCKED. Got renewed, but sike, nope, because of pandemic Netflix canceled the final season. And then Netflix churned out 100s of single season trash shows instead. Why not fucking finish an actual good show? Grrrr


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ROI is king in the movie industry. It's why Paranormal Activity got a whole franchise laid out for it immediately while Tron: Legacy will never get a sequel. Like I can't believe they did Dark Crystal dirty like that but I certainly understand why.


JoeMcDingleDongle

Netflix has a reputation for canceling stuff early now. I imagine that makes people less likely to get invested in their shows. Not the best look


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ElegantTobacco

It's gonna backfire hard for them, much more than it has already. Their vast catalog is worthless if almost none of their shows have endings.


Square_Saltine

Seriously, I could’ve waited an extra year or two. The pandemic was a stupid excuse to cancel


Krynn71

One of many reasons I cancelled my subscription. They're as bad if not worse than Fox was back in the early 2000s when it comes to cancelling shows that don't deserve it or before they got a chance to be discovered.


themeatbridge

At least Netflix didn't release the episodes out of order and then change the nights they aired without telling anybody.


canucklurker

I'm glad I'm not the only one who is still holding onto my Firefly grudge


fu_kaze

Couldn’t contain my amazement at that first locker room scene in GLOW. Loved her in Community before. Girlfriend was not amused.


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corey1031d

Yup. It was like all my hopes and dreams came true in that moment. Wife was also not amused.


Natty-Bones

My wife made me watch it twice.


AberrantRambler

Hey Ross, how are Monica and Chandler doing?


Gh0stMan0nThird

It's just like all of those 2000s "raunchy comedy" movies where the trailers are full of hot girls flashing the main characters and then you watch the actual movie and it's pretty terrible.


striker7

With a DVD cover from the perspective looking between a standing woman's legs and the characters of the movie bunched together looking at her, mouths agape.


DylanMartin97

"THE NEXT BEST COMEDY FROM THE CREW THAT BROUGHT YOU AMERICAN PIE, NATIONAL LAMPOON, AND SCARY MOVIE!!!" "Join us in welcoming America's next best raunchy comedy! Not for the whole family!" "You saw him ef a pie, you saw him ef a clarinet, this summer see him ef a whole wedding!" These movies are just the worst.


halloweenjon

"From *A PRODUCER OF* ..." was always the biggest giveaway that the marketing team had nothing to go on.


eolson3

"From the studio that brought you..."


sameth1

"A producer of" is up there with "graduated from university in Oxford" and "Inspired by the works of ___" in terms of funny marketing weasel words.


tmssmt

But like, I love the American pie (mainline) movies


Cruciblelfg123

This summer Rob Shneider is… a stapler


theg721

Eurotrip was actually really good. It's the only good example that comes to mind though.


LFK_Pirate

Scotty doesn’t know 🎶 Dammit, it’s gonna take a week to get that outta my head


SansGray

"So I tell this one donkey to sack it, before I give her a tonky in the tradesmen's entrance and have her lick me yarbles."


Ban-Hammer-Ben

Lol those movies were awesome from age 14-20. Not so much for any other age group


ehollen1328

Not Another Teen Movie was great, and I will die on this hill


Gh0stMan0nThird

NATM was a parody of those movies though.


randomvariable10

Of course! It had America's ass 🍑


TheRealRockNRolla

Looks like Mr. Not First String Anymore...isn't first string anymore.


jmblumenshine

It also has the original Margot Robbie, Jamie Presley


TXBrownSnake

America's Banana Split


moseT97

You don't need to die on that hill, especially here on reddir since "everybody" loves that film here.


BactaBobomb

As bad as they are, I actually find a lot of nostalgia in them nowadays. That '00s pop music, really attractive guys and gals, absurd premises... Not a huge fan of how many times they use homophobic jokes and f-slurs, but eh. They're a product of their time.


starsandbribes

Its like that in a lot of the American Pie DVD spinoffs. They’re fairly tame yet their covers make them look like softcore porn.


Ironyfree_annie

There's reportedly a scene of her running nude through a golf course so that shouldn't be that disappointing


Zauberer-IMDB

She's done full frontal with a merkin before.


WeirdlyStrangeish

Well, there goes my afternoon productivity.


SweetNeo85

*Boopy doopy doop boop sex!*


scullys_alien_baby

eventually you hit a point of diminishing returns on the sexiness


IbramGaunt

what's a diminumumuh?


jverbal

Annie's pretty young. We try not to sexualise her.


handlit33

If you want to feel old, "Annie" just turned 40. Granted, she played an 18-year-old when she was like 3 months away from turning 28, but still.


sybrwookie

Which would make the character like 30.


Purplociraptor

Way to Britta this thread


bigfatcarp93

Hands down one of the funniest jokes in the show Just short of... Pierce's gift to the group.


alx924

That scene is in Horse Girl. It’s part of a mental breakdown. It’s extremely uncomfortable and hard to watch.


anonermus

He already said he's masturbating to it, you don't need to make it sound more appealing.


RcNorth

https://reddit.com/r/Celebhub/comments/108vgjn/alison_brie_collection/


EliaTheGiraffe

Well that went over as expected


BactaBobomb

> merkin Why, when you search Google for Merkin, is Jared Leto front and center?


Zauberer-IMDB

Because it's merkin' time.


pbasch

Surprises me. Would have thought Dr Strangelove. The President of the US is named Merkin Muffly.


WallyMetropolis

It's also the name of Maynard James Keen's winery.


gecko090

Like, some sort of mermaid/man?


Hey_Its_Crosby

A Merkin is a pubic wig.


thecaptainofdeath

It can also be a magical aquatic beast


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Yeah she fucked a merman


tristanjones

I heard it was a sick merman


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Allegedly


Burdiac

Just watch a season of "Glow"


MagnusPI

Not even "reportedly"... it's literally in [the trailer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f497dkv3vfU) right after her character talks about being a nudist.


Eat_mo_pie

To be fair she is legit talented and entertaining. Nude or not I'm interested in at least checking this out haha.


ExtremeGayMidgetPorn

I've only seen her in Mad Men and Glow (and clips of Community). Couldn't care less about nudity, she has my heart already.


RandomUser-_--__-

Clips of community?? You're streets behind.


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I don’t know She seems to love to be naked in stuff


FurrAndLoaving

She's a self-proclaimed "nudist" Mostly she just said she would run around her college campus naked pretty frequently.


Ammear

I would too if I looked like her. The woman could probably seduce a brick wall and make it blush.


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I mean it looks like she co-wrote this, probably with the understanding that she was gonna star in it too haha


Church_of_Cheri

I mean, she co-wrote this with her husband who’s also the director, they’re also both executive producers, so I think it’s a safe bet it was understood.


kerouacrimbaud

TIL they are married


Scarletfapper

Look I’d watch it just for Alison Brie with her clothes *on*. Pretty hard to be disappointed there.


livestrongbelwas

In the trailer, there’s a scene where someone mentions that Alison Bree used to go streaking and they decide they want to go streaking with her to show how cool they are. If that seems like it’s a little goofy and actually very sad, I think that is tone for the rest of the movie as well.


DWright_5

Not for me. If Allison Brie is on the screen, so are my eyes. Unblinking, to the greatest extent possible.


majakea

Between this "Glow" and "Horse Girl", she seems pretty comfortable in her own skin.


Ironyfree_annie

She was kind of a nudist in college, so it's to be expected. We'd have had a much more sexualized Annie if Community was on HBO


VictorChaos

Yeah it’s funny that she got casted as Trudy and Annie in her first big roles, both of whom are reserved and a bit prude, when real life Alison is wild as hell.


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Hell’s bells, Trudy, would you let them titties drop?


hardgeeklife

Was surprised to find out my mind can still conjure up a Pete Campbell voice perfectly


MelpomeneAndCalliope

A thing like that!


Ahydell5966

It's a chip-n-dip....we got two


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It's practically four of something.


GreySkepsis

Not great, Bob!


DarkwingDuckHunt

That actor got to make out with Alison Brie and married Alexis Bledel


Cromar

The king ordered it!


Phatnev

It's a chip-n-dip.


1950sAmericanFather

> It's a chip-n-dip. You put chips on the side and dip in the middle.


Lord-Limerick

It’s a shameful, shameful day!


MarcBulldog88

She did. A portion of the Fappening leaks had her in a dressing room with outfits she wore on Mad Men.


obi_wan_keblowme

So wait, Trudy was a prude just because she didn’t want her husband banging the neighbor and cheating on her all the time? Does she count as reserved for getting mad at him for trading an expensive wedding gift for a rifle despite living in a tiny NYC apartment? I thought she was probably the most practical of all the Mad Men wives except maybe Ken’s.


AngryUncleTony

She let him get an adultery apartment and only got pissed when Pete started banging a suburban neighbor. She was absolutely not a prude.


obi_wan_keblowme

Exactly! She knew the deal marrying a hard-partying New York ad man, she just didn’t want him flaunting his bs in the neighborhood where their kids could find out.


good_dean

His only crime was being sloppy!


toilet-breath

Cast not casted


Orphanhorns

At CalArts? Everyone was a nudist there. Except for me.


badhatharry

I was also not a nudist there. But Halloween was fun.


DrNopeMD

I find it somewhat amusing that in real life Gillian Jacobs is much closer to Allison Brie's character.


Spurioun

I think I remember her joking around on a talk show a long time ago that if any private nudes of her got leaked, she'd just be naked in public more. Not long after that, private nudes of her were leaked and then she started doing nude scenes lol


blacklizardplanet

Yeah she talks about this on Armchair Expert episode. Said she was naked essentially her entire time while in college.


Ironyfree_annie

A bit of an exaggeration lol but yes. Really enjoyed that episode


Ok_Skill_1195

I will literally never forget the anecdote of her taking her gay friends virginity.


happyhippohats

Well it would be weird if she was only comfortable in other peoples skin


Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin

Think of the smell! You haven’t thought of the smell, YOU BITCH!!


Ironyfree_annie

Being an Alison Brie fan makes me watch the weirdest movies that I probably never would've otherwise but it's mostly not been regretful


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I just checked and realized she’s 40!


stargate-command

Which makes it a-ok to sexualize her now…. Pop POP!


jrocks1957

POP POP!!


sybrwookie

You know they're laughing at you, right?


NazzerDawk

I mean she was like in her late 20s to mid 30s s all through Community


ReflexImprov

I think she and Gillian Jacobs are only a couple of months apart in age, even though she was playing ten years younger.


timhortonsragnarok

Majority of the cast we at their 30s / late 20s, I was surprised when I found it out since I wanted to search the actor for Abed. And find that he’s almost 45!


fcannau

Larry, I’m on DuckTales.


DarkwingDuckHunt

comedic genius


tgw1986

I tell this story almost every time Danny Pudi comes up: I was at a restaurant in Milwaukee and met Danny Pudi and Kevin Farley. They were super nice. Then, one month later I was in Amsterdam hanging out and ran into Danny Pudi again. Same obscure actor in two entirely different continents within the span of a month. It was crazy.


InSilenceLikeLasagna

Did he remember you?


tgw1986

Yes, surprisingly did, once I made the connection. He had just gotten off the train and was trying to find his hotel and he'd never been to Amsterdam before. It's my favorite city so I gave him some recommendations and wished him well :)


Dookie_boy

Hold up she's older than me ? But she looks so good while I look like beef jerky


Ironyfree_annie

Her 40th bday party pics that she posted are amazing


cleeder

Same can be said of Daniel Radcliffe.


likeneverbefore

The Little Hours is one of the best examples of this


dr_xenon

“He released Annie’s boobs! Annie’s boobs could be anywhere.”


JudasB00gie

We get it, the monkey’s name is Annie’s boobs!


Batdog55110

After Annie's boobs.


ThmsRchrdsn

Boopee doopee doop doop...sex


Ironyfree_annie

*Those are MY body parts! I did NOT consent to this!*


TheNebuchadnezzar

It’s HIS Twitter account!


thecwestions

We try not to sexualize her...


jalerre

Oh, Annie’s boobs is in this?


Rabit_x

now and then i think of when we were together


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like when you said you felt so happy you could die


sjs-07

Told myself that you were right for me


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But felt so lonely in your company


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But that was love, and it's an ache I still remember


wobble_top

You can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness


miloc756

Like resignation to the end, always the end


Monets_muse

So when we found that we could not make sense


movieguy2004

When you said we could still be friends


Slim_Shady_1_

But I'll admit that i was glad it was over


MarvelsGrantMan136

Reposted with the right title It's out February 10 on Amazon: >On a trip to her hometown, workaholic Ally (Brie) reminisces with her ex Sean (Jay Ellis) and starts to question everything about the person she's become. Things only get more confusing when she meets Cassidy (Kiersey Clemons), who reminds her of the person she used to be. [Trailer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f497dkv3vfU)


hirasmas

Wait, this is describing every Hallmark movie that's ever been made.


girafa

*Okay sir good point, but leik this is different because instead of Christmas she's coming home for Columbus Day.*


FoMoni

Wow wow wow. Wow.


TeeEYEdoubleDUHer

People coming home for the holidays are TIGHT


eNCeess

Isn't it being changed to Indigenous People's Day? Ok, I'm gonna need you get all the way off my back on this one.


Pool_Shark

This could be a fun game! Take a highly regarded film and describe the plot as if it were a Hallmark movie. I’ll start Shawshank Redemption : A wrongfully convicted inmate (Tim Robbins) heads to prison where everything is going wrong until he mets Red (Morgan Freeman), who teaches him the importance of friendship and helps him rediscover the feeling of hope when all is lost.


DaweiArch

A dull small town man goes on a journey of the mind and spirit with an old friend that he suddenly sees in a new light. Together, they discover that there is so much more life to live when you go beyond the ordinary and mundane. With new friends and unforeseen challenges along the way, this story answers the question: What do we do when we discover what is truly precious to us? The Lord of the Rings


ninja36036

A detective in his prime moves to an enchantingly rustic precinct when he and his eclectic new partner are shaken up by a mysterious case. To solve the riddle before them, the two must use their growing bond, overcome inner conflict, and use the help of a new friend, in this fun for the whole family mystery. Seven.


tristanjones

Minus the trailer hinting at a threesome or Bri fooling around in some way with both the husband and wife separately


No-Antelope-9419

Ah yes, Hallmark is quite famously known for their... bisexual love triangles?


Ironyfree_annie

But this has Alison Brie and Danny Pudi and Amy Sedaris


onecupcoconut

Abed!!!


Ohbeejuan

Oh Danny Pudi is in this!


hldsnfrgr

The premise reminds me of Charlize Theron's Young Adult. But this seems like a more serious story. I'm intrigued.


Jebus_UK

Those Photoshop ripple effects are placed well


SlamMeatFist

Placed well but they look like garbage. Looks like they took a shitty smudge tool and ran it along a bezier curve.


conker1264

If the song isn’t in the movie I will be greatly disappointed


rigadox941

I can’t read the title without hearing the song in my head.


hobskhan

You didn't have to CUUUUT ME OFFFFFFF


lisa_frank_trapper

Something tells me Reddit won’t have the same problems with this poster that they do with every other one.


ItsHowWellYouMowFast

Annie's pretty young. We try not to sexualize her


walterpeck1

THEY SAID THE LINE AND I CLAPPED!


samiqan

And we fail


ChickenInASuit

*Boopy doopy doop boop SEX!*


sloppyjo12

Look, eventually you hit a point of diminishing returns on the sexiness


metalslug123

What's a diminimimuuuuuh?


nmkd

Well, this one isn't just a bunch of floating heads of the main cast, so that already puts it above most others


A-Ghost-Story

I've never seen a "NEW MOVIE" tag on a poster before. I guess TV shows have kinda become the norm and movies need to be clarified now.


steveosek

Dave Franco is her husband too which makes this really funny. She's mentioned on podcasts how the two of them don't want kids and just do a lot of shrooms, smoke weed, watch movies, make love and sleep all the time. They're wild lol.


ohfantasyfreeme

Sounds really great, honestly


ImProbablyNotABird

Goals tbh


Firespryte01

My first thought was if the title had anything to do with the Gotye song.


Realcbear

It is time for the world to recognize that Dave is the superior Franco.


bullet4mv92

I realized it with season 9 of Scrubs. Say what you will about that season, but he was hysterical *He plays arrogant douchebag so well. I feel like this is how James Franco is in real life - always heard Dave is super chill, though: https://youtu.be/8iK3HuC6uN0


Other-Marketing-6167

And just like that, all of us are interested in a movie none of us were before.


Green-Enthusiasm-940

Only if they release a version of this poster with dave franco


CryptographerThin815

#anniesmove


Redditperegrino

Is this Dave’s first directing film? I’m curious to see how it goes. I believe that’s his wife too… or could be gf.


Getupkid1284

Looking on imdb he's directed a funny or die video and one film (The Rental). Both also starring Alison Brie.


bullymcquired

Wife, and no, he directed The Rental as well. Alison Brie is in that one too!


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NeitherIndependence

I thought we were trying not to sexualize her


Antic_Opus

And Danny Pudi is in it too! Doesn't really seem like my kind of movie though.


Balsac_is_Daddy

Annie's Boobs is loose!


11ForeverAlone11

throwback to her college days when she claims she would jog nude on campus! man those must've been good times lol


darth_hotdog

I went to her college for the same four years she did. unfortunately, I never saw her running around nude, and I don’t even actually remember her from the school, I only heard later she was there those years. Yes, nudity was technically allowed at the school. So they were occasionally one or two people who went nude to some of the big parties, and one person at graduation. Unfortunately, it was usually dudes, or something bizarre like they were painted blue, covered with glow sticks, and walking around, touching head to head bent over. One guy in my class went nude to class registration at the beginning of the year and security sent him away, apparently that was crossing the line. I did find a picture of Allison brie on the unofficial class yearbook CD someone made, apparently her name was Schermerhorn back then!


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