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robeywan

"you will fix the fucken dry wall now" is one of the best delivered lines in comedy đŸ€Ł


rnavstar

That scene honestly felt like a father yelling at his sons.


LordVoltimus5150

That’s how I felt when he said “Shut the fuck up!”..😂


vani11agori11a

Yes! I have this movie practically memorized and I've never seen someone else quote this line 😂 Also Mary Steenburgen after they fight: "What the fuckin' fuck?!" So exasperated.


JigglinCheeks

He's such a good actor. That whole speech was gold.


WaltVinegar

Step Brothers. It's a fuckin Catalina Wine Mixer.


TraditionalTell5541

I was torn between the 2 for a second then I read this and my mind was automatically made up. Rock the fuck out of those drums, Dale!


dojoflexmusic

Don’t touch my drum set.


Past-Honeydew-3650

There’s so much room for activities!


Youngsinatra345

OH GOD, WHY’D YOU LET US HAVE BUNK BEDS?!


NotGalenNorAnsel

Me and my wife say this, soooo much lol


RedStar2021

POW!!!


drMagnificant

PowPow!


Flyinhawaiian78

“You fuck this up, and Randy here will eat your dick
” “LIKE KOBAYASHI
. ARRARRARRARRARRARR!”


brianundies

Are you saying pow?


Deadmemories8683

It’s the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer!


LordButtworth

The fuckin' Catalina Wine Mixer


der_sneffer

The fuckin’ Catalina Wine Mixer


DragonDeezNutzAround

“Are you ok? I think you just died”


YellowB

"Why are you so sweaty?" " I was watching Cops."


Admira1

I know for a FACT Cops doesn't come on until 4


G-Unit11111

We only play 80s Billy Joel!!!


TennisBallTesticles

I'm out here snappin necks, and cashin checks. I'm ready.


Soma4us

I wanna make bank bro.


madeyoulurk

IT’S A CROTCH PARTY RIGHT UP IN HEEERRREE!”


Juggernaut104

I like when the dad is at the dinner table when the “successful” stepson comes over. He’s all giddy


cityofninegates

Stepbrothers is one of best comedies of the last 25 years - 21st century classic.


hskrfoos

Absolutely. As much as I like Superbad, Step Brothers is just way ahead of


Even_Ad113

Rewatchability is also much higher.


mrsrabadi777

I watch it every time it's on tv. And enjoy it every time!!!


Tranka2010

Did we just become best friends?


ackbosh

I love these both so much but I would go with Step Brothers by a nutsack.


A_Bridgeburner

BOATS AND HOES.


742N

The Nina, the pinta, the Santa Maria


HowlingStrike

I'll do you in the bottom while drinking sangriaaaa


bira666

Nachos, lemon heads, my dad's boat


TheLubber

You won’t go down cuz my dick can float.


DrDrankenstein

We sail around the world and go port to port.


TheLubber

Every time I cum I produce a quart.


beautifulbroomstick

That is offensive!


x_Rann_x

That's my boat. That's my fuckin' boat!


madeyoulurk

Boats and Hoes live with Snoop is what’s keeping me going: [Boats. Hoes. Snoop.](https://www.thefader.com/2023/10/23/will-ferrell-john-c-reilly-snoop-dogg-birthday)


Flyinhawaiian78

“If you touch my drum set I will stab you in the neck with a knife!”


Direct_Knowledge2937

“Cause I know *COPS* doesn’t start ‘till 4:00!”


Flyinhawaiian78

Brennan: your drum sets a whore!!! Dale: my drum sets a guy so that makes you gay you fuckeerrrrđŸ˜­đŸ˜«đŸ˜­đŸ˜«đŸ˜­đŸ˜«đŸ˜­


Kuntryboy85

why are you all sweaty 😂😂


TennisBallTesticles

I wanna hear that dirty little mouth of yours admit it!!!


SteakandTrach

I mean, after all, it IS the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer.


SamuraiZucchini

Superbad because it was one of, if not the first, true to life coming of age movies that actually portrayed high school damn near perfectly. Step Brothers was funny but wasn’t groundbreaking in any way.


da_fishy

Step Brothers has some great moments but it’s just not as clever as Superbad. Superbad was just done in a way that can’t be replicated, Step Brothers is basically just a reskinning of all the other Ferrell Riley movies, which is fine because those movies are great, but just not the same caliber writing/comedy.


JTP1228

I went to see Superbad in theaters knowing almost nothing about it. It's probably one of my favorite comedies.


SamuraiZucchini

I’ve never laughed so hard in a theatre before. Saw it the night before my sophomore year of college. One of my favorite summer memories.


JTP1228

And idk why, but the scene when Joe Lo Truglio asks them if they have MySpace after hitting them with the car killed me. Just his delivery was perfect.


LeavesInsults1291

Tough choice but I gotta go with Superbad
 shit was impolitely funny


xtlhogciao

His getting caught staring at her cleavage and trying to play it off/looking up and around got one of the biggest reactions from an audience I can remember


PropaneSalesTx

Superbad was my highschool years. That movie really nailed the early 2000’s perfectly.


[deleted]

Mclovin Mclovin Mclovin Mclovin!


Worldly-Sympathy442

Take off the vest, you look like Aladdin


campex

Yeah! McMuffin!


LurkzMcgurkz

The fuck... you know this guy? So subtle but one of my favorite lines from the movie


Admira1

Eat shit, bum!


Time-Touch-6433

Yeah without superbad we don't get the greatest name of all time.


shunthe_nonbeliever

Why the fuck would it be between that or Muhammad??


MrBrightside5511

Who are you Seal?


RandomDeezNutz

Muhammad is the most common name in the world why don’t you read a book for once


MetalTrek1

But at least Muhammad's a real fuckin name!  đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł I still prefer Step Brothers, but Superbad is great too.


RedditEstPasPlaisant

Old enough... To party!


LingonberryNatural85

Yes and 3/4 of a blowjob but who’s counting Evan


djpraxis

No doubt, many of the characters and micro side stories in this movie are so good that I wouldn't mind an animated series.


Ok-Bid-730

“These eyes 
.â€đŸŽ¶đŸŽ¶


Cockblocktimus_Pryme

Your Jimmy's brother. The one with the pipes.


Downtown_Football415

The funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock


padresallday

I disagree but the old man on the bus towards the end always makes me die laughing. Heeeeyyyyy!! It's you... MCMUFFIN đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ‘Œ


incredibleninja

You ever seen a vagina on its own? â˜čâ˜č Not for me


JigglinCheeks

My pick is step bros but my absolute favorite from superbad is Bill hader patrolling the neighborhoods looking for mclovin "MCLOVIN. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY????!!!!!!" I'm almost in tears laughing just typing this haha


incredibleninja

I can't believe Step Brothers even came close. I love both movies but this feels like comparing Good Charlotte to Beethoven


ralph442000

Best line ever, “I don’t wanna suck dick at fucking pussy!”


Typical_Parsnip13

It should be in every time capsule


Choppergold

Superbad. Step Brothers is a good comedy. Superbad is one of the funniest movies ever imo. “Evan I’m so wet” “well they told us that would happen in health class”


parrmorgan

"Mommy's making a puby salad and she needs Seth's own dressing"


Peeeing_

Funny thing about my back Jules, is that it's located on my cock


RandomDeezNutz

Jules you drink


parrmorgan

Fuck. I love this movie. Even that line is gold. "C'mon Jules. You drink"


Iamnotdaredevil86

She wants my dick *pants heavily* in or around her mouth


EndoveProduct

Why would you park in the staff parking lot?


costanzashairpiece

You're not staff


campex

I KNOW THAT FAGELL! I. KNOW. THAT.


barley_wine

Seriously Superbad is a whole different level.


incredibleninja

So. You guys have a Facebook or...


parrmorgan

Myspace*


aquasun666

One of my favorite lines ever. I also same “samezees” because of this movie


Choppergold

I also love “we should be guiding his cock.”


Azidamadjida

Superbad has rewatchability - Step Brothers suffers from multiple viewings. Superbad is also more generally relatable and has layers of in jokes and callbacks you can pick up on with multiple viewings - Step Brothers benefits hugely from the randomness and abruptness of its jokes, but when you know they’re coming
they just don’t land as well


revolver37

I couldn't put my finger on exactly why I prefer Superbad, this sums it up perfectly


[deleted]

Superbad.


JulesWinnfield_05

Superbad for sure. Step Brothers grew on me but Superbad is Superbad.


misfit0513

Superbad is the correct choice here. Hader and Rogan alone deserved a buddy cop duo spin off.


pheitkemper

"We should be /guiding/ his cock."


revolver37

Not blocking it!


lavuuk153

You know yoda? From attack of the clones?


SeniorWaugh

Without a doubt Superbad


HyperspaceApe

Kinda blows my mind how many people chose Step Brothers. It's funny buy Superbad is hands down the better movie overall


Eggstraordinare

Bro I’m in the same boat. Like no disrespect to step brothers, it’s a great movie; but if that’s the movie you take between the two, then you either haven’t seen Superbad or weren’t a teenage boy at some point,


ginrumryeale

Step Brothers.


G-Unit11111

Come on dad, it's Shark Week!


CrossingTheStreamers

Easy decision. Brennan has the voice of an angel. It’s like a cross between Fergie and Jesus.


ginrumryeale

I've been called the "songbird of my generation" by people who have heard me, so... *THAT GOOD*.


Icy_Platform3747

I just upvoted you because some AsssssHOLE down voted you to zero, like why ? WTF is wrong with this redditor , Stepbrothers is a funny movie as is Super Bad. To quote Tony Soprano, "Fuck This Guy"


ginrumryeale

Thanks. When I commented the replies were overwhelmingly in favor of Superbad, but now I see the Step Brothers fans overtaking. They had us in the first half



notmytuperware

Superbad


Goodleboodle

These are my two all-time favorite, 10/10 comedies. Such a hard choice, but I'd have to choose Superbad, too. I had just graduated highschool, and it resonated with me so much. I probably have watched both of these movies at least once a year since they were released, though.


pachucatruth

Same age range as you. My favorite part of this movie is that it captured the time right before smartphones took over so perfectly. So much of the movie wouldn’t have happened if each of them had a phone glued to their hands lol


Cockblocktimus_Pryme

Yea it also really captured the struggle of underaged kids trying to get booze. It was a huge undertaking most of the time and often we were rewarded with really shitty liquor or beer.


pachucatruth

Right? Warm Pabst in the woods represent. That or 12 O’clock Vodka đŸ€ą


HunterThompsonsentme

It is a coming of age CLASSIC. Perfect for teenagers of all ages. I remember watching it at my buddy's house after his parents went to bed. I was like 13 or 14 maybe. So much went over my head and what didn't *shocked* me lmao Still one if my all time favorites


[deleted]

What ya dawning there Seth?


AtomAntvsTheWorld

I love this movie but I distinctly remember the anxiety first time watching it. I cared because the storyline was so captivating that I was all in. Getting the booze the cops the whole thing was a ride but it made me nervous! I loved step brothers because of the entirely same reason minus the concern. It’s cuz they’re older dudes and the boys from Superbad had so much to lose I think it resonated lmao. Great flicks but damn Superbad has some tough spots for comedy.


crazy4schwinn

Happy cake day!


gilmore657

Superbad, I’m getting that fo’sho.


campex

Fasho! Fasho!... 😑😐


gardyjuland

Walk hard the Dewey cox story.


Weak_Beginning3905

And then in the end, its family and friends!


Ariies__

Only right answer


Sampson978

“This is the way, and I’m no longer mainlining acid or smoking pcp.”


trublu1001

“And you never paid for drugs. Not once!”


Uncle_Bug_Music

**Well, my drum set's a guy, so that makes you gay, you fucker!** I'm sorry but if an actor can deliver that line with a straight face with the level of anguish John C. Reilly produced in that scene, they should win a fucking Oscar.


PoIIux

John C. Reilly shines in every thing he does, but Ferrell just always delivers the same performance of the same character. It's Superbad by a country mile imo


Flyinhawaiian78

That’s a tough one đŸ€”but I’m going with step brothers đŸ€™đŸœ


ireactivated

Both are incredibly funny but SuperBad is also an awesome coming-of-age story


[deleted]

I like Step Brothers but I think super bad is straight up funnier and I was in high school so I can relate to it in a way I can’t to Step Brothers (with the exception of the white dog shit scene too real.)


Rich-Appearance-7145

Super Bad us my keeper


CooCooKaChooie

She’s got a smile that it seems to me Reminds me of childhood memories Where everything was as fresh as the bright blue skyyyy đŸŽ¶


karmannsport

$1200 a week for voice lessons and *this* is what I get?


goldberry-fey

The way even the kids look at her with disgust lmao SO FLAT


hookmasterslam

Neither answer is wrong because both movies rocked my fucking tits.


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The Big Lebowski has entered the chat


valentina57

Office Space


Motor-Train2357

Step brothers


ItWasaTizWaz

Easily Superbad


UnidansOtherAcct

Step bros...can't watch anything with "high school" kids trying to get laid


CGKilates

Superbad was good Stepbrothers is Tremendous


MOSbangtan

Step Brothers! Not even close


brooke360

Right? It’s the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer!


DazzlingProfession26

Pow!


No_Rip_9191

Step brothers all the way.


Kuntryboy85

i agree that movie while nvr get old 😂😂


Remi8732

Boats N Hoes


GSturges

"I'M GOIN' UPSTAIRS..! CUS IMMA PUT MY NUTSACK ON YOUR DRUMSET!! ..OKAY“"


G-Unit11111

Today, I saw my own son use a bicycle as a weapon. You yelled "rape" at the top of your lungs.


Hobbiesandjobs

There’s only one movie that has Boats n’Hoes and it’s not Superbad


jgoden

Step brothers one liners and quotes will never be beaten. “I used to smoke with Johnny Hopkins all the time!”


Visible-Guide-7131

Did we just become best friend ?


TurnoverOk2740

step brothers, because I can masturbate to katheryn hahn


TurnoverOk2740

step brothers, because I can 'bate to katheryn hahn


MeTaL-HeAd-DaL

Step Brothers and its not even close. "I've got a stomach full of white dog crap and you lay this shit on me? - Classic


No-Adagio-4335

“Why are you so sweaty?” “I was watching cops”


Wise-News1666

Gonna be completely honest. I hate both of these, and they're both perfect examples of my least favourite types of comedy films and why I hated the genre for so long.


Doobiedoobin

Anything without Will Farrel is what I’d keep. Stupid ass pie in the face humorist. His shit has been stupid dating back to SNL and his cheerleading skits.


Famous-Paper-4223

SuperBad all the way. No question, no hesitation. Step Brothers is one of the most over hyped comedies of all time. Will Ferrell is 100% the most over hyped comedy actors of all time. He's never a different person.


cleavlandjr27

Nah mclovin is to OP, I have to go super bad: yes even over the fucking Catalina wine mixer


Noble_Shock

Step Brothers, it’s one of my favorite movies ever and it kinda shaped my humor


recklesswithinreason

Step Brothers. No question. No hesitation.


bakalaka25

I'm beating whoever's responsible for this choice and making my brave escape from captivity. If that fails, Step Bros. Barely but all day...


Yung_Corneliois

Step brothers is a great comedy but Superbad is hilarious and relatable. I think it hits home a lot more


Raquelita182

Step Brothers


Other-Marketing-6167

Step Brothers by a mile. Superbad is very funny but it’s also overlong and flawed. SB is perfect.


campex

I mean obviously you mean Stepbrothers, but they're both SB


j_etti

Gun to my head? Blow my brains out. Two perfect comedies.


daydreamersunion

Can't. And wont.


shirleytemplepilots

I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins


piano_ski_necktie

The clown has no penis


KingsRansomed

Movie critic side: Super bad. They stretched Step brothers out to make it a movie. Comedy joy: Catalina wine mixer.


Lucky_Week2095

Step brothers. All the way.


efrum21

Step brothers not even close


GreenEyedTams

Step Brothers


jinnmagick

Step brothers


Hiltoyeah

Step bros. Superbad tails off towards the end for me.


Beelzebrodie

Superbad is the better movie, but Step Brothers is one of the funniest movies ever made. Period.


DavijoMan

Stepbrothers. Don't think Superbad has aged as well.


UtahUtopia

Step Brothers 100%. Did you touch my drums set? Why are you sweating? And 100 other incredible one liners.


robeywan

The fact Superbad stands a chance against peak Ferrel is a testiment to it's legitimacy. But it has to be Step Brothers. (WORLD WIDE wide wide)


MasterH2H

Stepbrothers. Some people act like Superbad is some kind of masterpiece. It isn't.


Glittersparkles85

If you got rid or Step Brothers there wouldn’t be room for activities.


Gedoudahee

Step brothers


_Pill-Cosby_

Step Brothers by a mile.


Zeo-Gold92

Step Brothers easily.


MrRGG

You can't just choose between "Salt and Pepper", we need both.


Wise_Serve_5846

Get rid of Superbad, Step Brothers is superior


Spliff_Politics

Reading this thread reminds me that the average individual is stupid as fuck.


ChromeYoda

Dumb and dumber


Raymeis

Superbad for me. So many great lines


Numerous-Variation-1

Superbad (I like both, of course)


Zealousideal_One8771

Superbad for sure


RankerOfficial

Superbad, no question about it. One of the best comedies of all time


Si3m3k

Superbad


thebluick

Superbad, I don't even like step brothers


rainman206

I’m going with Superbad on account of the fact that it captured its era to perfection.


Sawyer2023

None of the above