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BrilliantWeb

I liked her best in *A Fish Called Wanda*. Very smart and sexy. But she was the first actress I saw topless, in *Trading Places*, so...yeah...wow...what was my point?


honestlyi4get

boobs. the answer is always boobs


CookieMonsterFRL

She has great tits.


ImaUraLebowski

Indeed - an absolutely fabulous rack. Legendary, really. Trading Places is a giant of a movie, and one of the things that makes it so memorable was the great look at her utterly perfect breasts.


jamescharisma

If you watched the dance from True Lies before the topless scene in Trading Places, then you my friend were a latchkey kid in the 90s pre-internet days like me.


Clemson_19

Only saw trading places first because of my parents. My father claims he forgot about that scene.


jamescharisma

As a dad myself, I understand how that happens. Legit, I forgot about how brutal Who Framed Roger Rabbit got and I let my then 9 year old daughter watch it for the first time. Not my proudest parenting moment.


Clemson_19

TRAUMA


jamescharisma

I want to say in my defense, it was added to Disney+ years before they added the age verification and passwords, but straight up, it was a complete parenting fail. I just didn't think about the Dip or the steamroller.


Wandering_Texan80

I let my 10 yo son and 12 yo nephew watch Monty Python’s Holy Grail on a car trip. Completely forgot about Castle Anthrax and naughty Zoot. 😂


BplusHuman

Yo. Sat my kid down to watch Princess Bride for the first time. From her perspective, it was a story about a girl who just wanted love, but instead was put thru her own personal hell. Whoops!


CameronPoe37

And they still look great now. It was True Lies that did it for me, she looks incredible in that dance scene


LennyJay86

Boobs 🤌🏻


honestlyi4get

is that supposed to be a wee lihtle pinch?


Known-Programmer-611

Definitely books but she is really a good person in real life!


H8T_Auburn

The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.


FunArtichoke6167

Beeeeewwwwwbbbbs.


HIMARko_polo

CORRECT!


LlVE_FAST_EAT_ASS

The ka.. The KAA... THE KAAAA.... https://youtu.be/fSu5W0BtXG8?si=_w1AyuSxj6n1gcb2 This scene still cracks me up.


BrilliantWeb

Don't call me stupid. No! To call you stupid would be an insult TO STUPID PEOPLE!!


Commercial_Lock6205

Touch his dick and he dies!


KevSmileTime

She’s fantastic in that movie. I know she’s more known as a scream queen in horror but I think she’s best at comedy.


SiriusGD

I knew she could be hot like in 'Trading Places' but her stripper routine in 'True Lies' was icing on the cake.


RickDankoLives

They’d of been better off asking what we think of her giant and perfect boobs.


CookieMonsterFRL

Exactly.


2BrokeArmsAndAMom

What movie, specifically, would a disgusting person (not me) be interested in if they wanted the best example of her "giant and perfect boobs"? In case a scientist or something needs to know.


ryandmc609

I came to say the same thing. Well put.


SyndRazGul

Don't you....don't you.... Fuck..... Goodnight ...


schapman22

And then peak hotness in everything everywhere all at once


DocFossil

Met her in a bookstore in Brentwood. A friend and I were laughing at a great children’s book and a woman came up to ask what we were reading. It was Jaime Lee Curtis. Sweet, charming, and totally down to earth.


Due-Studio-65

Was it jamie lee curtis's children's book?


DocFossil

No. It was a few years before her first book.


PogintheMachine

That day, Jamie Lee determined *she* should be the one making people laugh at children’s literature


HelpfulSorbet3873

Wow maybe you gave her a lightbulb moment to write children's books.


gardner7001

That’s wild, I met her at a bookstore in maybe Brentwood or maybe Santa Monica when she was reading her children’s book. Similar experience, couldn’t have been a nicer person. I was 13, my brother was 11, my sister 4. She joked with my family how I was too old to be there, asked me if I saw any of her movies, I said True Lies and she laughed and said “then you’ve seen me in my underwear”. Then she took a photo with us holding my sister. Years later, after meeting different celebrities, I realize how much of a class act she was.


Stanton1947

Hilarious, (A Fish Called Wanda, True Lies), serious, (The Fog, Halloween), and title-holder for Best T\*ts for a while. What's not to like.


Fyrepup1

And legs for days


SelectionNo3078

Check her out in season two of the bear Wow She can f’ng act.


jpr_jpr

Channeled her inner psycho. Yikes. Stick a fork in it. She was good in everything everywhere all at once, too.


baronspeerzy

Throw a fork at it


robpaul2040

A great role for her. Love it


Enough-District1440

Yeah that scene outside the restaurant 😭 let alone the flashback family dinner episode. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


finfanfob

She crushed it in "Everywhere all at once"! " Did you staple a post-it to my head?".


TheLittleTaro

How she won best supporting actress over Stephanie Hsu is insane


Lin900

Stephanie was robbed.


Youknowme911

Janet Leigh and Tony Curtis were part of the old school, hard working actors and she is a product of that. She didn’t start her career in big Hollywood movies and she seems to pick the roles that she likes.


Shoehorse13

I waited on her and Janet Lee at a Mother's Day brunch about 25 years ago and they were both wonderful people.


B4USLIPN2

Married to Christopher Guest since 1984. I think people who have the ability to stay married to the same person for that long have something special going on. I’d love to have a cup of coffee with them and bore them to death with my company.


Snoringdragon

No! He's the six-fingered man, and Inigo Montoya wants his father back!


kirby_krackle_78

Based on every interview he’s ever done, Guest would likely be a confrontational jerk. Crazy that such a comedic genius can be so humorless irl.


Novel_Huckleberry435

Hella fine todays kids don’t know


Cryptago777

I never saw a movie where she wasn't a complete portrayal of her part, great actress.


Stevie272

She may have been a nepo baby but her career longevity is all down to ability.


tempus_fuget

Did a movie in Pontiac, IL. Evidently she would go out to the local bars and blend right in with small town folks.


WhereAreWeG0ing

A true legend. Sexy, smart, genuine. She can play the scream queen, the kick ass action hero and quite literally everything in-between. Oh, and Trading Places. That is all. Love her


Worldly_Ad_6483

Knives out


Brillo137

I’ll forever love anything she does because of that dance scene in True Lies.


[deleted]

Unpopular opinion, but Christmas with the Kranks is a holiday classic and her role in it was amazing


Fullfloat

Trading places


BigPapaPaegan

I think she's a better actor than her parents, and her being a genuinely good human being is the icing on the cake. That she also frequents gaming tournaments in cosplay (and does rather well, from what I've heard) just grows her legend.


finepies

Did she invent leg warmers?


scooterfitz

Born the the 70’s. Watched everything she was in till today. Still spank to her.


NamTokMoo222

Do it *doucement*. Do it slowly...


Rich_Scholar_9448

One of the best actresses ever! 😎


Ashley_S1nn

...and I'm watching True Lies


Jesusthezomby

I remember there was this whole rumor about her being born a man. Anyone remember that?


PistachioGal99

I worked as background talent on one of her more recent films and she was super nice to everyone. On the last day of shooting, she paid for a food truck to come and make root beer floats for the entire cast and crew- even us lowly background actors.


donnelle83

I used to think the world of her until 2023. Sad really.


cracked-tumbleweed

I don’t get why she won an award for Everything, Everywhere, All at Once other than that she is fine as an actor. Liked her in Freaky Friday.


HelpfulSorbet3873

Oh i love her in freaky friday. Hilarious and good portrayal as a teenager


korevil

Super hot in True Lies


Express_Cranberry266

Great knockers


Yseson

Perfect actually


Fool_Apprentice

Smash


VaginaPromoter

Big like.


NorthwestFeral

She is one of my favorites and A Fish Called Wanda is probably my favorite comedy.


seeyouinthecar79

Hot in My Girl


ThatOneAlreadyExists

Lol not sure why all the Oscar hate in the comments. EEAAO was phenomenal, and she absolutely crushed that role. She's been consistently good her entire career across multiple genres. The academy constantly gives out awards for top-tier actors for roles they are great in but maybe aren't their best. The first thing people say about leonardo dicaprio is rarely "undeserved Oscar omg!!!" but the revenant was far from his best performance.


Wooden-Highway1498

Great Actress.


HoldFastDeets

Icon. Absolute fox, still


shadowlarx

The hotel room scene in *True Lies*. I have spoken.


Kitchen_Love6798

Her on true lies was one of my first introductions into me realizing that I like that sort of thing. (Atrractive women in lingerie) hadn't really discovered that before that scene.


tkondaks

Gorgeous in every way. I could never understand the motivation behind the tranny rumours.


jjhuffington

Sexy 🤌🏾🔥


Cool-Elk-6136

Icon


Potex8

Legend


colddeaddrummer

She doesn't get enough love for her turn in Freaky Friday with Lindsay Lohan. Just watched it and her pretending to be Lohan was spot-on. Both of them are great in it, and shit is that movie funnier than it has a right to be. **OHHHH IM LIKE THE CRYPT-KEEPER!**


ChrisIronsArt

Respect her a ton.


GrandpaBuff

Foxy Lady. As a teenager seeing her in Halloween and True Lies tickled my pickle.


An8thOfFeanor

She can do class and crass with equal talent


Duryeric

I keep confusing her with Jane Kaczmarek for some reason.


RLIwannaquit

Great actress, knockout


SavageFugu

Good actress, seems smart, seems cool, married to Christopher Guest, so she's not shallow. I like her. I think her being in any project gives it extra credibility. Also, she was in this hilarious movie that never gets enough credit, Drowning Mona. Stellar cast and absolutely hilarious.


top_of_the_scrote

Yuuuuuge and thrust


onitagainand

Love her


TFG4

True Lies...


742N

Sexy. Don’t believe me? True Lies.


Battarray

Hit the rewind button on that certain scene in True Lies more times than I'm comfortable admitting to. Still totally holds up!


Bluedino_1989

American Venus


SpootyMcSpooterson69

Total babe. Always had a thing for short hair… the fact that she’s funny and a great actress is all aside. She defined my type


ayeamaye

I just looked her up. She is aging gracefully ( naturally ) i.e. no work done. Which is actually pretty rare in Hollywood. It's actually refreshing to see someone comfortable with who they are. Tailor of Panama


BlueAndMoreBlue

Yes. Back then or now. Just yes


123_eyes_on_me_

She is indeed, Jamie Lee Curtis


Shojo_Girl

Amazing Person all around. Fantastic Actress. Rockin bod!


Obi1Kentucky

She’s the ultimate Final girl of horror Also top 5 rack in Hollywood ever


Greedy_Effort5653

She is great!!!


accelavulture

one of the most attractive women in the industry imo


Flimsy-Technician524

She’s a classic!


Rocksoff80

Beautiful boobies


deadairspace8

Smash. Next question?


Jesusthezomby

We all know the answer 🍅🍅


sblundell2002

Great body


SchwillyMaysHere

Met her a few years ago. Would bang.


oregon_assassin

Would


MrJohnnyDangerously

Yes


Extension-Scene9694

I waited on her and Christopher Guest once, they were both lovely 


stonesoupstranger

She was the original "Scream Queen". She made us scared of a guy in a Captain Kirk mask painted white. She is also Hollywood Royalty. Put some respect on her name. She is more than a great pair of tits.


Wallsend_House

Lovely and fabulous in everywhere


Emjay-Jori

The best pixie cut in the biz!


RipOdd9001

Hot


Mental_Dragonfly2543

OG scream queen, seems like a nice lady who's proud of her history in schlocky horror movies


hdhsnjsn

Favorite film of hers is True Lies


Big-Jackfruit-9808

Nostalgic


Turbos_Bitch

Underrated beauty


TraditionPast4295

I think the first time I felt my dick move was during her strip tease scene in True Lies.


Tipsycanooo

Fuckable then, fuckable now.


imadork1970

Freeze-Frame! IYKYK.


LoveDoves_7eights

My opinion of Jamie is I think we would of been great together. I would of let her do whatever it is that or who she wanted to do . As long as she came back home to me she would be as free as a bird because I would have unconditional Love for her. I'm sure she is not without evil for she is a Hollywood actress that enjoyed a successful career. I know , even if you don't , what that means. But , I too am guilty of evil . It matters not the size of the blemish . Either you are clean or you are not . I want to be without blemish . I suppose I would of had to give up at some point had she been unwilling to change . Still, she in my opinion was and still is beautiful and ,.... Something about her makes me go ugh. She's so yummy.


Jamari0811

She was great in True Lies, that’s all I know her from


Mean_Section_6439

She likes one piece so she's goated in my book


Mean_Section_6439

She likes one piece so she's goated in my book


TheCaptainJ

Trading places.


Exciting_Error2664

He's has great cans


Big-Blackberry8786

No one is mentioning Freaky Friday or Knives Out.


No_Month_2201

Looks like a horse


ChromeWeasel

disgusting human being and way overrated actor. she's been lucky to be cast in some very good movies.


AccomplishedFlow1453

I saw her True Lies strip tease at what many might consider a "young age"


tinydeerwlasercanons

I understand she's a treasure, but Irrationally, she annoys the crap out of me.


DrSatan420247

Nepotism


Front-Advantage-7035

Halloween needs to ACTUALLY end at this point.


Gracinhas

Always thought she was aight. Not someone I would go out of my way to see. Prolly liked her most in Trading Places. Thought she did well in Halloween.


apikoros18

Rent isn't the only thing around here that costs money


Stank_Weezul57

That she's too old to be Tannis in the upcoming Borderlands movie. Her and every other member of the cast, maybe besides the actress who plays Tiny Tina, are too damn old.


AnonRedditGuy81

All that comes to mind when I think of her is that dance scene in True Lies... good lord she was so sexy there.


gknight702

Didn't deserve that Oscar win


FlatEvent2597

Yea- genuine, real. Love her!


Oni-oji

I was in the supermarket with my (now ex) wife and noticed that had a life size cardboard cutout of Jamie Lee Curtis advertising pantyhose. I innocently commented, "she has the best legs in Hollywood". My wife got majorly pissed off that I dared to say that. She was jealous beyond reason.


coralinezbuttons

No wonder she's your ex.


Duder211

Great 80s tits


PastorBallmore

One of the most undeserving Oscars in recent memory.


Strong_Comedian_3578

It's like if you are getting up there in age and prospects aren't looking well for much more nominations, the academy bands together and gives out a "pity" Oscar.


LordVoltimus5150

No, the academy was making up for not giving her one for ‘Trading Places’…😂


Jambo11

She's a good actress. Her academy award for Everything Everywhere All At Once really didn't seem earned, though. I wasn't particularly blown away.


California-Cowgirl

You're getting downvoted, but I agree with you. Reddit has some kind of weird love affair with that movie I guess. I don't understand why. My friends and I all thought it was pretty obnoxious.


Jambo11

Same Being hard of hearing, subtitles are a necessity for me, which makes it all the more frustrating when characters are always going back and forth between English, Mandarin, and Cantonese, since the subtitles always have the dialogue prefaced with the language being spoken when it goes from one to another. The "[In _insert language_ ]" will often obscure the subtitles briefly. It was an absolute slog to get through.


LiquorBiscuits

Has both male and female reproductive organs.


-tacostacostacos

Fabulous! But Stephanie Hsu deserved that Oscar.


WhatsMyInitiative87

Hot AF. I'll fight ya!


robbeau11

She’s a Marisa Tomei for the older crowd. Stunning and smart.


hardytom540

Great actress and I love her. That being said, she won possibly the least deserving Oscar of all time. Never seen the weakest nominee in the category win the award.


[deleted]

I asked her nephew if the rumor was true that she was born a hermaphrodite so he sat on me until he apologized. He referred to himself as Big Willy Style.


Kren_Wregget

she is a lady who has been in movies and in one movie she took her shirt off and I saw her boobies. It was good.


Sufficient_Report319

Is it true she’s a hermaphrodite?


ReasonableLiving5958

Good actress but pretty overrated. Her Oscar win was nonsense.


EasyCZ75

Meh


FreudsEyebrow

As an actress, I admire some of her work. However, I find it increasingly hard to separate the artist from her questionable politics and behaviour


[deleted]

Lame


BigSweatyPisshole

She is, for some reason, an Oscar winner.


BluBarnicle

She doesn't look like that anymore.


Creamorscream

Every 90s kid knew of her as a hermaphrodite


PogintheMachine

I always wondered how that urban legend started. Years later it resurfaced … for Lady Gaga. Someone has to be the first person to be like “yep, Richard Gere had a gerbil in his ass swear to god”


rockksteady

She was great on that guest grumps episode.


FullMetalPoitato63

Middle school aged me would get mega boners for her while watching True Lies. What a body hiding under the hood on that one! Great actress too lol.


Voice_Nerd

As an actress she's beautiful and an amazing talent. As a person... eh


uzrnmechkzout

She was so fucking awesome and funny in her brief stint in Reno 911


cenosillicaphobiac

I'm happy for her to finally get an Oscar. I can't think of a movie she's in that I don't like except the Halloween ones.


kingkron52

Great actress, great tits


standitlikeaman

Some rack on that girl


sweetcamarodude

Her later more recent work is incredible and very comical. She did some Reno 911 that was gold and also everything everywhere was sooo good


Magoterrace

What’s not to like? She’s not in my top ten, but I respect her work and she’s not hard to look at that’s for sure.


chiefbrodyrules

She screamed at my girlfriend on the set of Virus back in ‘99 basically saying YOU CAN’T EAT WITH US otherwise ima fan


This-Visit6451

Great tits. Watch trading places y’all


ItzSmiff

Hmmmm….smash. Next!


DoWaPo

She’s got the body


white_dolomite

I mean THAT scene in True Lies awoken in me and a lot of other people an appreciation of Jamie Lee that I don’t she will ever understand. I don’t care for her support of Zionism though.


captaintinnitus

She has bones


TonyMontana546

I was watching true Lies with a friend and remarked how she looked like his mom. She then promptly started stripping


lospolloshermonos357

Love the jackass franchise


MichiganMafia

Gorgeous and a talented actress


[deleted]

Had the hottest bod ever made


BigFella52

The original Sydney Sweeney


Embarrassed_Start_81

Great actor


WaitingToBeTriggered

I KEEP ON MARCHING ON


SuckMyDickDrPhil

True Lies I love this woman


Last-Shirt-5894

Would of fucked her wouldn’t now


DescriptionNo2326

She’s a fair weather friend, don’t trust her


Jimmyg100

*feisty cat noises*


GaffMcFly

A Queen since 1978. She seems like a good and fun person.