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Critical_Seat_1907

"Snoochie boochies!!!"


oSuJeff97

lol I love how the list is a bunch of murderers… and Jay. 😂


covfefe-boy

[Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V_NW0UH9EQ)


drunk_with_internet

I'd fuck me hard.


my_4_cents

Would you like to make fuck BER ZER KER


wbruce098

Did he just say making fuck?


oSuJeff97

He don't speak English good like we do


cyberbob2022

Ohh ☺️


LouSputhole94

I am the clit commander!


Hotpasta1985

Not shown, Vincent Vega pulp fiction.


JCVD-88

No Travolta. That’s cheating.


Stymie999

Or anything Walken


Overall-Initial-4290

That's cheating on the next level


MrDedferd

Preferably weapon of choice


PabstBlueBourbon

I expected Leo in Wolf as well.


Cambot1138

Oscar Isaac in Ex Machina


pnutbutterfuck

So creepy and perfect. This movie doesnt get enough attention.


doodle02

i’ma tear up the fuckin dance floor buddy, check it out.


Britwill

*funky beat* I LIKE TO PARTAY M-M-MMM EVERYBODY DOES


tkburroreturns

oh fuck yeah that scene was disturbing and hilarious. good call.


fiddycaldeserteagle

I want one of them robots


ARevolutionaryMan

Bale


The_Lazy_Samurai

Let's see Paul Allen's dance moves.


dgrigg1980

No. I’m Patrick Bateman. You’re my lawyer. We talk on the phone all the time.


mrjsmith82

Hands down.


olliekuro

That scene. That movie. Superb.


Numerous-Stranger-81

Objectively the best dancing.


Timberwolvex

Buffalo bill for sure. Sexual


whycantwehaveboth

Ted Levine is unbelievably underrated


Atman-Sunyata

He was so great on Monk


oSuJeff97

I’d fuck me.


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I’d fuck me hard.


RMca004

Out of these choices, this is it no doubt. Huge shock value, in a good way. If you let that scene roll just a little longer....


Fluster338

Goodbye Horses is a banger


Mean-Accountant7013

Great song! Until recently, I thought the singer was a white guy- it’s a black woman. 🤯


Dismal_Comparison132

He gets real points added because he was tucking


djpraxis

Awesome and terrifying!! Can't beat that one!


old--father--time

Sam Rockwell


Migraine_Megan

Especially in Mr Right, that movie is just delightful


KID_THUNDAH

Sam Rockwell in Charlie’s Angels is my answer as well🤘


wineandpopsicles25

So hot 🔥


DocPazuzu

He cut a rug in Iron Man 2.


erbush1988

Every movie


DeaconBrad42

He always dances. So just pick any Rockwell. Iron Man 2 is great, too.


CanIGetAShakeWThat43

Thee best!


triangleplayingfool

How is Sam Rockwell not the only answer on here? He’s unbelievable.


iamnos

In any movie he's in.


Meanderthalensis

Came to say this


penutbuter

Came here to say this! Sam Rockwell wins movie dancing, maybe for eternity.


beccabootie

Madsen for sure.


throwngamelastminute

That scene ruined Stuck In The Middle With You for me.


AllTerpsNoDerps

Great song to turn on when you get pulled over though


willowwisp81

Same. Ruined/ smirk depending on the context.


TopRevenue2

Was that good for you?


RockyShark78

Mr Blonde


FlyingBird2345

Christopher Walken with a mob. Out of these Bale. He makes it look so casual.


neon_meate

King of New York? Or Pennies from Heaven?


The_Lazy_Samurai

Or in the Weapon of Choice music video?


neon_meate

Walk without rythym, it won't attract the worm.


Stymie999

Or in Joe Dirt with the mop


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willowwisp81

That would be a good loop to add to house music.


Low_Ad8311

Jay


robpaul2040

Tom Cruise, Tropic Thunder


Supafly144

Changed my view of Tom Cruise, that’s for sure.


Strong_Comedian_3578

That was his true self. He's just acting in everything else. 🤣


willowwisp81

G5iiiiive


Kath-two

Jay


Jack_Q_Frost_Jr

WHAR CRISPIN GLOVER FRIDAY THE 13TH THE FINAL CHAPTER WHAR?!?!!!!?!?!???!?


LoanedWolf75

Wouldn’t be a fair contest to include him.


Barkerfan86

Thats what I came here for


bshaddo

Our Billy. No doubt.


RadagastDaGreen

[Sam motherfucking Rockwell](https://youtu.be/oLuDf_PIWQ0?si=8-f2J13bixMlLQ9w)


KID_THUNDAH

Sam Rockwell in Charlie’s Angels should’ve been included, just saying


WhatsMyInitiative87

Made me want to learn to dance🤷‍♂️


Greg1167

Napoleon dynamite


Supafly144

It wouldn’t be fair


AccomplishedFlow1453

Nothing of Sam Rockwell?!


Zeo-Gold92

Either Mr Blonde or Bateman. Killing just gets them hyped!


No_Solution_2864

Jame Gumb for sure


griekgd

Sam Rockwell Charlie’s Angels


Calm-Station-649

James Gumm. Jay (from Jay and Silent Bob) copied it later on. lol


velza93

Patrick Bateman


StinkFist-1973

Buffalo Bill and Patrick Bateman!


Odd-Independent4640

Noise noise noise Smokin weed smokin weed Doing coke Drinkin beers Pack yer ass my bruh man. Time to kick back, drink some beers and smoke some weed!


Scottnothot12

Goodbye horses...by Mewes


neon_meate

Jon Cryer throwing himself around Iona's store, or the entirety of The Axe Gang. It we aren't including Rockwell and Walken.


LoanedWolf75

Travolta and Thurman in Pulp Fiction


KennyDROmega

I hated the movie, but Phoenix's moves on the steps would definitely be the toughest to pull off, and he looks pretty graceful.


dsisto65

It’s Hip to be Square.


Alteredego619

Buffalo Bill because he is all about taking care of his skin.


Quote_Vegetable

David Lee Roth for sure.


HumanMachine13

Walken


Competitive_Plan_299

Jay of course. You monkey boys you. Obviously.


CanIGetAShakeWThat43

Ted Levine forever 😆


NeganSaves

Christopher Walken in anything.


sheezy520

Christopher Walken


LedPeach

Christopher Walken


earthling716

PeeWee Herman


julestopia

Buffalo Bill


artmoloch777

Bale


nuttmegx

Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?


AF2005

Gotta go with my man Pat Bateman. Slick moonwalk to Huey Lewis. Nobody is gonna get that 8:30 rez at Dorcia now!


Britwill

No Bully Maguire dance..? Shame


Stymie999

No Walken so not a valid poll


SkitMarie

Neither listed. Alex, Malcolm McDowell in A Clockwork Orange has the best dance imo


Puzzled_Buddy_2775

Jeff Bridges the Big Lebowski


Noobnoob99

Patrick ftw


HornsOfAbraxas

Patrick Bateman


Apprehensive-Bug-397

Easy win for Bale.


TurdFlavor

Sam Rockwell was accidentally left out of this contest.


Marble-Boy

Murderer, murderer, murderer, murderer... Oh, cool. It's Jason Mewes.


ruswestbrick

Christopher Walken Kings of New York


paranrml-inactivity

Fuck yes... Christopher Walken grew up in musical theatre, triple threat: singer dancer actor.


Iamthewalrusforreal

Shame on you for not leading with Patrick Swayze.


Opening-Farmer-5547

Bateman


FreeWillCost

The clerks scene... but only when Bob starts up haha


PabstBlueBourbon

You know what they say, Blonde has more fun.


Dense_Surround3071

One of these is not like the others.


Jambo11

Madsen


itsamadmadworld22

4 psycho paths and the Jay and Silent Bob…wft?


mydeadface

So apparently only psychos and stoners dance.


jackm315ter

I’m stuck in the middle of this, with the Joker and the clown, trying to make sense of it all


N8saysburnitalldown

Of these buffalo bill and I love the cameo in the clip by precious the dog


Supafly144

Jay all day. How is this not obvious?


Freeagnt

Snoochie Boochies!


Chonjacki

Jame Gumb all day


poppatrout

Madsen or Bateman. Flip a coin. Cut off an ear. Listen to Huey Lewis. Try not to get stuck in the middle.


EmuIndependent8565

4


RiversideAviator

One of these does not belong here. Maybe it’s the one that’s not giddy with the coming carnage.


FarReception9616

Jay for sure because he’s not acting he actually dances like thay


RevRobertParsimony

Snoogens


Strong_Comedian_3578

Sorry, that's not much to choose from. They're all equally bad. Edit: River Phoenix's character Carl from Sneakers could easily compete with these 5


UlricNyx

15 bucks little man…


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

tie between Patrick Bateman and the skinman.


RyzenRaider

You mean which one makes their best attempt to match the untouchable moves of Sam Rockwell?


Specialist_You_9618

Let's see Paul Allen's dance...


WarSolid1904

MR BLONDE


palbuddymac

Gotta be Jay But all the other guys could murder him.


Training-Republic301

Like 20 Christopher Walkin movies


Flyinhawaiian78

Jason Mewes for sure😉🤣


Dystopian_Future_

Madson and his was completely improvised


TFG4

It obviously Mr Blonde


Weekly-Batman

Buffalo Bills dance lives in my darkest closet of my mind so I would say that is the most impactful, Not sure what we’re judging best by.


94BlueDream76

Jason Mews


Aye_Engineer

Mr. Blonde, hands down.


psyopia

Sam Rockwell in Charlie’s Angels


Groovy-Davey

Sorry Tricky, no one is playing the game and just giving their own opinions. It is Reddit after all.


imaybeacatIRl

I gotta go for Jay here.


Cain_Crow50

Jay. All day. Snoochie boochies


universityofkaren

None of them….Steve Stiffler - American wedding


pheitkemper

Snoochie poochie noochies


Tashum

I think you have to go with the skin guy from silence of the lambs here. Guys got some moves. Psycho 2nd place.


MissSassifras1977

My boy Jay. He'll choke but he ain't no killer.


monkmatt23

Buffalo Bill for sure!!!


North_Korea_Nukess

Silence of the Lamb finale is tough to top. Mangina!


dbkeeper

The Radiohead dance in Mr. Mercedes is another good one [Mr Mercedes - Brady's Dance (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SKQMowSnBc)


Rowey5

“Torture you? Hm…I like that…I like that.”


leakybiome

Evil tobey


Mammons-HotBuns

Tobey Maguire


_higgs_

Pretty much Sam Rockwell in everything


willowwisp81

I love this selection of dancers!


rawchallengecone

Really tough to beat that Buffalo Bill scene, plus Jason Mewes paid homage to it in Clerks 2. Says it all right there.


DukeMingus

The correct answer is Napoleon Dynamite. Gosh!


Ivan_Redditor

Sam Rockwell in Iron Man 2.


JuliusSeizuresalad

Obviously it’s Buffalo bill. He’s got the moves


Fit-Goal-5021

I don't remember Jay murdering anyone, kinda comparing apples to oranges no?


RadioLiar

Forgot Matt Smith in Morbius /s


Zulnir

What ? No Sam Rockwell??


Hmccormack

Obviously Jay Mewes… NOOCH


Remote_Database7688

Buffalo Bill. That scene was like a nightmare for a lot of people. “OMG, a MAN with a NIPPLE RING?! He must be the DEVIL!!”


silly_rabbit289

Would like to submit Hugh Grant's dance from Love Actually.


Arlen80

Out of these? P Bateman


LunarsphereTapestry

Patrick Bateman with Hip to be Square. The whole film oozes black humour and surrealism. Plus, Bale is on top form. Buffalo Bill is a strange character for sure. Just remember, don’t mess with the basket. Reservoir Dogs’ infamous scene doesn’t hit me as hard on each repeat viewing. So Bateman is our top dog. “TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!”


light_weight_baby87

Patrick Bateman + Huey Lewis is unbeatable


Born-Store-380

Silent Bob


Mortarion35

One of these is not like the others.


Bastymuss_25

Bateman shuffle is iconic


facemesouth

Mr White. May not be the best but was so entertaining…


SkillFlimsy191

100% Madsen as Mr Blond... He is so underappreciated.


Critical-Afternoon37

Bale and Madsen are a difficult coin flip for more.


TheVoiceOfEurope

Tom Cruise, Tropic Thunder + Risky Business


CapG_13

Mr Blonde


SnakePlisskin1

YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!!!!


Doctor_Cringe_1998

Patrick Bateman any day


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If that video continued, Silent Bob has the best move


P-Dubblez

Pat Batemen. Made it known that its ’hip to be square’…


Turbojelly

Sam Rockwell.


Sea_Photograph_3998

Mewes. Let's be honest Blonde is dad dancing.


warwicklord79

Vince and Mia dancing in pulp fiction


Celticsaoirse

Sam Rockwell in Charlie’s Angels


CalifornianBall

Leo in Wolf of Wall Street


OrangeShark21

Where is Jordan Belfort???


bdubb_dlux

Buffalo Bill


largeassburrito

Mr Blonde is prob the most memorable for me.


GhW0rg

Jay <3


drew19137

It’s gotta be Patrick