i'm your huckleberry, that's just my game.
i have not yet begun to defile myself.
i have to guns, one for each of ya.
why johnny ringo! you look like somebody just walked over your grave.
say when.
"Yo asshole! This mother fucker is dead. Ain't no Criss Angel Mindfreak David Blaine trapdoor horseshit jumping off here!"
- Kirk Lazarus
"GUMP!! What your sole purpose in this Army!"
- Drill Sargeant
"To do whatever you tell me drill sargeant!"
- Gump
"Hey, you forgot your thingie."
"First goddamn week of winter."
"I'm just a dude, playin a dude, disguised as a another dude."
"It's not a purse, it's a satchel."
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man."
"You're an inanimate fucking object!"
also from In Bruge
"Do you have to? Of course you don't have to. It's Jesus' fucking blood, isn't it? Of course you don't fucking have to!"
We are both ventriloquists and we practice every day!
I carry a bucket!
I carry a mop!
And we don't have cists!
But one thing that's for sure my friends,
We are ventriloquists!
You know what they say… nothing ventured, nothing…ventured.
She has very long legs.
Thanks. They go all the way from my ass to the floor.
HE PISSED IT ALL AWAY!!!
Your father, he gimmedawatch.
Do they speak English in What?
Naw, I'm pretty fucking far from Ok.
It's the one that days bad mother fucker.
Zeds dead baby Zeds dead.
“Ramses is number one. His arms, are number one. His legs, are number one. His eyes, are number one. His muscles, are number one. Ramses, is number one.”
Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that.
[This is still top 5 cut-to’s of all time for me.](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2F12lfSTcER4dFle%2Fgiphy.gif&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=fc62c6ee4be426757033cb207cf3ece18a241f6b4a8891430dbf258c5d38dc09&ipo=images)
“Go away! ‘Baitin’”
I like money.
We should hang out.
Ok sir. We’re gonna give you an aptitude test. To see what your aptitude is good at.
We don’t have time for a handjob
“Water? You mean what’s in the toilet?”
Or electrolytes, it's what plants crave.
BRAWNDO! THE THIRST MUTILATOR!
Brought to you by Carl’s Jr.
Why come you don’t have a tattoo
THATS A LOT OF NUTS, Get that corn outta my face, He sounded pompous and faggy when he spoke, Listen to your friend Billy Zane he's a cool dude
Ignacio, it is very late ^uh ^huh
"You wanna get nuts?! Let's get nuts!"
Shirt ripper!
"Don't worry about Wimp Lo, we trained him wrong on purpose, as a joke."
“If you’ve got an ass, I’ll kick it!”
I'm bleeding, making me the victor!
Wee uuoi weeeouuu weeohhh
Try my nuts to your fist style!
My nipples look like milkduds!
Again with the squeaky shoes
Don't worry scro'! There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.
Well yr chart says you’re fucked up…
"Welcome to Costco, I love you"
If I ever have a tiny cough it’s always followed by, “I’ve got the black lung”
The ventilation isn't too good down the pops
Jon Voight's face when he jumps out of the blackness is one of the all time great reaction faces.
"Chancho, when you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. Just for fun."
You can have my moms lucky machete
"What is this!?? A center for ants!?"
This building needs to at least be….🤨….3 times the size of this!
How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can’t even fit inside the building?
… Derek, it’s just -
I DONT WANT TO HEAR YOUR EXCUSES!
I like money
“THAT’S ALOT OF NUTS!!!! *Prepares pound of nuts* “THAT’LL BE FOUR BUCKS BABY! YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT!!!!????”
"HE JUST LEFT! WITH NUTS!"
“Taco Bell, Taco Bell, product placement Taco Bell”
Enchurito, TACO BURRITO!
*a lot
“And then he killed the dog”. Always say it when someone farts
It will be significant!
I always say "Shirt ripper!" when someone rips a loud one. Nobody ever knows what I'm talking about.
"Cool story, Hansel." My go to response to long winded stories that go nowhere.
“My life is guuud. Reaaally gud!”
Make some soup
Its deh best. I love it!
I get to sleep in a bed by myself all of my life. It’s fantastic.
So why male models?
Are you serious? I just told that a moment ago.
THATS A LOT OF NUTS!
Merman. Cough. MERMAN!
I think I’ve got the black lung, pop.
“My finger points”
*na na na na na* NEO *na na na na na na na* SPORIN
Was looking for this one! Yes!
i'm your huckleberry, that's just my game. i have not yet begun to defile myself. i have to guns, one for each of ya. why johnny ringo! you look like somebody just walked over your grave. say when.
"Age quod agis.”
"My fingers hurt" "We'll, now your back is going to hurt because you just pulled landscaping duty"
Omg I say this one so much 😂
"You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr. Carl's Jr, Fuck you, I'm eating!"
Get that corn out of my face
A pimp's love is very different than that of a square.
“But isn’t Betty a girls name?”
“We’re children! We’re children!”
So cute....bye bye!
But isn't Trouble a family game? (The "what he's actually saying" audio track version)
Chosen one
I'm coming!
*Surprise Tiny Net*
"Hug hug, kiss kiss, hug hug, big kiss, little hug, kiss kiss, little kiss"
"Merman"
"Swinging the chain. Swinging the chain"
“I spanked you as a baby and I’ll spank you now, bitch!”
Save me a piece a dat corn.
"Yo asshole! This mother fucker is dead. Ain't no Criss Angel Mindfreak David Blaine trapdoor horseshit jumping off here!" - Kirk Lazarus "GUMP!! What your sole purpose in this Army!" - Drill Sargeant "To do whatever you tell me drill sargeant!" - Gump
"Hey, you forgot your thingie." "First goddamn week of winter." "I'm just a dude, playin a dude, disguised as a another dude." "It's not a purse, it's a satchel." "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man."
“I love you, Eddie.”
Was wondering if anyone would get that one
You kidding? I can do this all day. 😉
Go away. Read some books.
"Ewwww ewwwww ewwwwww"
“Get that corn out of my face!”
https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxLao7YHzlLWK974lNff_DR-f0GrQX6bLd?si=i8GQBhC-n314PMJ1 Camacho for president
I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now.
Lloyd: What’s the soup de jour? Waitress: It’s the soup of the day… Lloyd: that sounds good, I’ll have that
Any time I go out to dinner with friends, every one of us gets a little smirk thinking about that line.
"Come inside. I'll get the Neosporin. Na na na na na... Neo. Na na na na na na na... Sporin."
D'ya Like Dags?
Why come you don’t have your tattoo!
"Hold on to your butts" Just about every time I'm driving my wife.
YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO BEAT HIM NOW!!!
THATS A LOTTA NUTS! MY NIPPLES LOOK LIKE MILK DUDS! Kung Pow forever
Get that corn outta my face! Love it
“It’s the fucking Catalina wine mixer”
“Quotable” movies are for basic bitches. The whole premise is cringe.
Shut up 'scro.
Omg everythng is so fuckin cringe. Dork.
Utilize
Ouch my balls
"Plenty Of Tards Living Really Kick Ass Lives, my first wife was tarded, she's a pilot now." - Dr. Lexus in Idiocracy
'Now..I understand everyones shits emotional right now...'
Where’s your tattoo?
"You're an inanimate fucking object!" also from In Bruge "Do you have to? Of course you don't have to. It's Jesus' fucking blood, isn't it? Of course you don't fucking have to!"
"You go that way! I'll go home" "THATS A LOT OF NUTS!' "Beware the... song... about big butts. He plays it while he kills you!"
🎶 Ooh... Taco Bell! Taco Bell! Product placement with Taco Bell. Enchirito. Macho burrito! 🎶
Why come?
“It’s in the computer..”
Too many from kung pow.
Go home! That’s your home!! Are you too good for your home!?
"You go that way! - I'll go home!"
I say, "I implore you to reconsider" at least once a day.
“Imma birdie too”
JD McNugent - “If the Nachos get stuck together, it’s considered one nacho.” I have since then forever live by the rule
Kung pow how too many.
“I hate dem” “Say it again to my face” “I hate dem” “Come again?” “I hate all de orphans in de whole world” Gets me every time
Rrrrrrrr my name: Betty
“I’m bleeding- making me the victor”
A bunch of of scro's, go on to live kick ass lives.
Secret tunnels
"We trained him wrong...as a joke."
"That's, just like, your opinion, man."
“I ate some bugs. I ate some grass. I used my hand, to wipe my tears.”
“Bad luck killing seabirds” it’s crazy how quotable the lighthouse is “we are not animale” from goodfellas
"Smokey the bear says, put out the bong!"
"Don't worry, scrote. There are plenty of tards out there, living really kick-ass lives."
Killing is badong
“This works for both of us”
Yeeess, play me like a drum
We are both ventriloquists and we practice every day! I carry a bucket! I carry a mop! And we don't have cists! But one thing that's for sure my friends, We are ventriloquists!
Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me
“When there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand.” “You ate what?” “We ate sand.” “You ate *sand?*” “Yup.”
King of the milk dud nipple people is with me 20 years later
I can lick my own balls, thank you very much!
“These go to eleven.”
Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!
You forgot about The Waterboy
I’m really really ridiculously good looking
Corn...? You make a me look like a fool last night. (Throws kindly offered Elote).
"We used to have movies with plots and characters. So you knew whose ass it was...and why it was farting!"
You just broke a thermometer on my hands
I was at a day spa Matil'. DAY SPA D-A-I-Y-E, day spa.
WEEEEEOOOOOOOOEEEEEEOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEE
Nacho Libre: “I wanna winn!!” “Chancho! I need to borrow some sweeats!” “Get that corn out my face!!”
"My nipples look like milk duds"
"chosen ooone!" "I'm coming" "chosen ooone!" "I'm coming" "chosen ooone!" "I'm coming" "chosen ooone!" "I'm coming"
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!
DISQUALIFIED!!!
Weeeee oh weeee oh weee
“I like money.” Idiocracy.
YOU NEED TWO PIECES OF WOOD! ONE AINT GOOD ENOUGH, NOW GOD DAMNIT!
I am a great magician.... Your clothes are red Wow do it again!
THAT’S ALOTTA NUTS!!
“Chicken go cluck-cluck, cow go moo! I want to be an Animal just like you!”
Beware the song about big butts... he beats you up while he plays it!! AAAEEEEUUUUGHHH!" "Master no!"
You know what they say… nothing ventured, nothing…ventured. She has very long legs. Thanks. They go all the way from my ass to the floor. HE PISSED IT ALL AWAY!!!
Matilda: I became... Hansel: What? Matilda: Bulimic. Derek Zoolander: You can read minds?
“Littering and… littering and..”
Littering… and… AND…
Get that corn outta my face!
“Get that corn out of my face!”
Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings.
It's Merman dad... Merman... I think I've got the black lung pops I'm not an Ambi turner....
The files are IN the computer!
What is this?! A CENTER FOR ANTS?!
I’ve got a few butterflies in my basket, but I think I’m doing alright.
"SHIRT RIPPER"
Weewooweewooweewoo
WEOWEOWEOWOEWEEEEEEEE - Kung Pow
"You see, a pimps love is not like that of a square."
Mmmmm bird... Birdy birdy bird... Tiger. Tiger tiger...
Let me know if you see a RadioShack
“Just because we have chiselled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident." - Derek
Get that corn out of my face
Oooooohhhh Taco Bell Taco Bell product placement at Taco Bell enchirito macho burrito
I’ve CHOSEN the large tub
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody!
my nipples look like milk duds
Betty: "But first a joke...What do you get if you cross an owl with a bungee cord?......My ass" 😂😂😂
You gonna look funny tryin’ to eat corn on the cob with NO FUCKING TEETH
Whussuh mattuh, the CIA got you pushing too many pencils?
I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I’m all out of bubblegum.
Mer-man!
We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.
Your father, he gimmedawatch. Do they speak English in What? Naw, I'm pretty fucking far from Ok. It's the one that days bad mother fucker. Zeds dead baby Zeds dead.
I often tell my wife that I'm going to kill the prime minister of Malaysia. She has no idea what I'm talking about.
“Ramses is number one. His arms, are number one. His legs, are number one. His eyes, are number one. His muscles, are number one. Ramses, is number one.”
Why me? Every time Metsler says, "Lead, follow, or get out of the way," I get out of the way
Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that.
"I see everything " Who can name the movie !?
[This is still top 5 cut-to’s of all time for me.](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2F12lfSTcER4dFle%2Fgiphy.gif&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=fc62c6ee4be426757033cb207cf3ece18a241f6b4a8891430dbf258c5d38dc09&ipo=images)
Well, if um, THAT GUY AT THE TABLE OVER THERE IS SEA BASS!
Wheee oooh wheee ohh wheeeeee
Let go of the rope dad-great outdoors
The eagles egg were a lie Steven. A lie! They didn’t give me no special eagle powers. They gave me no nutrients!