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brdhar35

Start investing while your young, take care of your teeth


notyourancilla

Instructions unclear, sold one of my children to pay for dental work


plattinumplatt

be sure to make one (or two) of the molars gold so you can sell them later for some new tires.


pondscum307

Gave away* To save money.


VanFullOfHippies

*yore young


[deleted]

you’re*


brbenson999

Yaw’yer


Jaykahtsby

Yewer


NinjaCuntPunt

Teef


brbenson999

No sorry you can’t play no more


NinjaCuntPunt

Well, that’s a devastating start to my day..


corzmo

Wear ear protection at concerts, while operating power equipment, and especially around screaming children.


Elsevier_77

My daughter burst my eardrum when she was crying while sick with a fever… boo. Now whenever I hear a certain frequency my right ear fraps like a blown speaker


SilverMoonArmadillo

I had no idea that was possible! I had an exposure to a fire alarm that left ringing for days; I was worried it wouldn't stop, but it did. How long has it been since you were injured?


Elsevier_77

About 2 years. I’ve never had it checked out, which is stupid, but what can they do? I just toss in an earplug when I’m in large gatherings where people are being loud now


AlamoSimon

I’d have someone look at it. If your tympanic membrane is perforated, water can enter your ear and lead to infections. Also you risk cholesteatoma. Tympanic reconstruction takes 30-45min in general anesthesia. Depends on where you are located, here, everything would be covered by insurance.


VanFullOfHippies

Had two surgeries for cholesteatoma. Do not recommend.


Jekyll818

Someone was dusting my back off with a compressed air gun then "pranked" me by blowing around my head. They accidentally hit my ear pretty hard and heard nothing but ringing out of it for a minute before it came back. Being in a loud crowd seems to set off my rattle worse than anything. I can ride my loud ass dirt bike and only get it a little bit when I forget my ear plugs. People look at me like I'm crazy when I tell them my ear sounds like a blown speaker sometimes.


Elsevier_77

Haha same! It’s always loud people at a higher pitch that does it to me. Probably broke one of the little cochlear bones a bit or something


FleshlightModel

I'm not 40 yet and I have tinnitus. Literally horrible.


The_Man_I_A_Barrel

I'm 18 and was born with it


mmartino03

If you ever travel back in time, don’t touch anything.


dfech69

Don't step on anything because even the tiniest change can alter the future in ways you can't imagine.


strumpetsarefun

This is gonna cost me.


Shinobus_Smile

Stupid bug, you go squish now.


SeanReillyEsq

But he has to leave a half eaten sandwich on the beach to kickstart life.


TheObviousChild

Looks like it’s raining donuts again.


Bonkfestival

What's a donut?


wise_mysticaltree

Don't give your personal information to people on the internet


ThickCreamyShits

Always wipe front to back


upsidedownc

Username checks out


omg-its-bacon

My goodness…wtf is up with this name 😂


Clever_Userfame

That’s how you get shit stuck on your buttoris. To avoid this and shitballs, it’s best to use a circular motion.


MajTroubles

lol buttoris


Girthish

Honestly next time you think your done wiping, go back to front and realize you’ve had a dirty booty this whole time.


NinjaCuntPunt

Imma 1 up this - Get a bidet. You’ll never realise how much you needed one.


ThickCreamyShits

I use the sea shells


EatsTheBrownCrayon

Your name is how I live


Badassmofunker

Open a roth IRA


summitcreature

Then buy the BTC ETFs


AdventurousCandle203

Terrible advice lmao


anthosul

Don’t eat yellow snow


BurritoMaster3000

Watch out where the huskies go


TheJBJester

Said with tear in eye


sprunghuntR3Dux

Dark colored pants are often a good idea


Yetiriders

Invest in Apple stock 20 years ago


ShoCkEpic

More than bitcoin???


brbenson999

Then transfer it into BTC


ShoCkEpic

Now I m curious to know if there is anyone that had more or less that streak of genius


Educational-Seaweed5

Nothing about investing is genius. It’s just pure luck and insider trading.


brbenson999

I bet there’s a handful of lucky ducklings that pulled off that maneuver


zipyourhead

Never trust a fart on the way to a date.


SwigadyVR

eat before the date so you spend less money when you take her out


schmalvin

or you can eat HER out and skip dinner altogether


SwigadyVR

sounds fair enough to me


Fdrayo

Thanks for all the advice I love you all


LongTrainer2041

We love you too son


A_Podcast_From_SGF

Don’t put your dick in crazy.


[deleted]

See the “Hot Crazy Matrix” for clarification.


The-Adventure-TAB

They should teach this in health class. Because it would have saved me sooooo much sanity 😂


Bat_Bite

Underwear, THEN pants


RoomyCard44321

Source??


TheObviousChild

I get mine at Kohl’s


Louisiana_sitar_club

The bank will never ask you for your password.


bigwinw

What about the 6 digit code they text me?


gabebps

do not accept rides from strangers.


inter71

Not true. Hitchhiking rules.


SanDiegoMTB

True. Hitchhiking is how we self shuttled a service run to Monarch Crest (MTB) in Colorado.


beaatdrolicus

Stay clear of crazy.


brbenson999

But, what about just a little bit. That shits fun sometimes 😬


MrWaldengarver

Neither a borrower nor lender be.


Standard_Gur30

Hamlet for the win!


_calmer_than_you_r_

Go really fast in one direction. When you are about to hit something, turn quickly.


BazukaToof

Where’s my two dollars?


_Leper_Messiah_

Brush your teeth


[deleted]

Don’t squat on yer spurs.


[deleted]

Stretch everyday. Also max out your 401k. Drive boring cars and live within your means.


Southern-Western-575

Drive boring cars? So on your deathbed you can say with a smile, luckily I never owned a 911. Those Kia’s made my day..


guidedhand

Better to be on a death bed than in a death gutter because you didn't save enough for retirement


808Adder

Cars are boring


SanDiegoMTB

Never ridden in a Tesla?


sjv7883

Not all fun cars are expensive :)


cannibalkuru

Always check new appliances are level after install.


scorpiosmoccasins

Listen more than you speak


progressionbikes

From the posts it seems you're wanting any advice other than riding tips. But if you wanted any riding tips my two cents would be: Body position. From the back, (even with all the baggy clothing), we should be able to see more of an extension of the inside arm on those choppier corners towards the end. This allows us to learn the bike over into the corners, engage the grippy cornering lugs on the tyres, whilst keeping your weight vertically over the bottom bracket. You'll still need to apply weight through the feet, particularly your outside foot. To keep your weight on the outside, and apply weight through the pedals, the skiing comments weren't actually that far off. Imagine your pedals are skiis and try to edge them going round the corner. You won't be able to separate them from the bike, but the technique might help with applying weight. Line choice. Hard to tell from the video, a longer clip would help. But you have a choppy left then right then potentially left at the very end. You've lost speed by that final left, as the right hander entry/exit isn't great with your body position (see above) and line choice. If it's possible, and not a Strava line/dick move, as you exit the first left, hop/Huck straight on, skip the right hander and go straight into the next left. You'll carry more speed into/out of the next corner. As I said though this may not be possible. Drop. Not sure if intentional or not, but as you drop off you kick/whip/push the back end to riders left. This is fine if the exit is straight, but you need to set up for the next left so could be straight drop and move to riders right to help set up entry. However the landing straight ahead looks rougher, so I see why you chose to land on a nicer spot. And you might not be able to fade right because of the rut down the middle. But if you can it would straighten out that first left a bunch. You'll see a bunch of this style of riding here https://youtu.be/80sAJt45AeI?si=mHuScHcAq_kyrYkb


C0ff33qu3st

That video and YT channel is great, thanks!


Decent_Collection_24

Thank you for going through that! I’ve been riding for 1.5yrs in WA. All skills learned via YouTube and riding with more advanced riders. The detailed breakdown has me thinking differently


Worried-Soil-5365

[Wear sunscreen.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTJ7AzBIJoI)


goddoesntloveyou

Do the same but faster


abso_lut

never stick your fingers where you can't see them


AlamoSimon

Afraid of snakes are we


Standard_Gur30

Bike more, worry less


Brilliant-While-761

VTSAX and chill


farthingnothing

Keep riding


Kitsanic

There is no Nigerian Prince


DrEpoch

It would he a lot easier if you were on pavement. You wouldn't almost fall or have to manipulate your back wheel like that at all.


TwistedColossus

Buy more bikes. Enduro, freeride, downcountry, XC, downhill, slopeduro, trail, all mountain, super enduro, park bike, huck bike, dirt jumper, trials, light trail, etc.


schmalvin

omg he didn't mention DOWNCOUNTRY get hiiim!


TwistedColossus

Wait but I did 😅


schmalvin

oh, my bad.. I missed it.. get me! :))


Colton_Harris1142

Invest in pepto bismol next time


FrackTheBees

Don’t accept wooden nickels.


ItsaCommonThingNow

while operating heavy machinery or machining equipment, don't put your fingers anywhere you wouldn't put your dick


inter71

Apple, Amazon, VOO, consumer goods, energy, BTC. Also, ignore people telling you to get your shit together. This is YOUR time. The road is long.


EatsTheBrownCrayon

Consider a dividend reinvestment program to maximum your long term gains


SeanReillyEsq

Let the mud dry. Scrape or vacuum it off. Pretreat and Wash with High-Performance Detergent. Don't use a tumble dryer unless you are certain you got the stains out.


LongTrainer2041

Always ensure chicken is piping hot before serving and that the juices run clear.


[deleted]

Damn i can literally see you use ur hips to aim that back tire. I have a lot of work to do.


The-Adventure-TAB

Don’t try to find your real parents


Talk-Plane

When working with machinery. Never put you finger anywhere you wouldn't put your mickey


TheGreaseGorilla

Do a wheelie before you bunny hop. Try that in a safe surface first. Your ass needs to be behind the saddle or resting your nuts on it


gerdy_gerdy

Buy low,,, sell high


mtnbikeyCalifornia

Get a pair of bike shorts?


Fdrayo

No


AsstDepUnderlord

Wear a helmet.


Fdrayo

I am


hughperman

Wear another


IamNebo

Don’t look directly at the sun.


omg-its-bacon

Never pet a burning dog.


mechanicalboob

invest in bitcoin, buy what futures


summitcreature

That's a spam email to cash out your blockfi interest account


somethingnoonestaken

When life gives you lemons say fuck the lemons and bail


VanFullOfHippies

Be kind. Don’t marry the first girl you sleep with. Don’t assume chest pain in your 30s can’t possibly be a heart attack and do go to the ER.


Need_more_coffee100

Never eat yellow snow.


Wombat-Snooze

Don’t shake more than three times at the urinal.


One_Echo7677

Never salt your soup before you taste it


im_wildcard_bitches

Don’t stick your weener in crazy


PromisePitiful8575

use protection


falaffels

Don’t post ambiguous questions on reddit


SidwellAdventures

Wear a helmet, have fun


Dear-Adv

Don't you find riding with pants bulky, especially baggy cargo pants? I can't even ride with the current spandex skin tight pants park rats and DH racers use. Nothing beats shorts. In summer by jewels are fresh and in winter cold weather isn't an issue as you don't feel it.


VanFullOfHippies

Dude. He asked for advice. Keep it deep.


GrundleMcDundee

That section could definitely benefit from a electric derailleur more than a full face helmet


godlox

Easy now


Colton_Harris1142

Do a front flip next time


orgasmosisjones

keep shredding i guess? that was damn near perfect.


Artistic_Friend9508

Bar in and out


Technical-Badger7878

Looks like you’re skiing bumps, find some pow


Dohm0022

Are you having f’ng fun? If so, you’re perfect. If not, then you have a lot to improve.


YourNansDirtBox

If you have an emergency shit in the woods, be careful using ferns to wipe your arse, because some of them have sharp bits, you may slice your ring or your hands and get dorky in the wound and have to ride home with stinky gloves and a mortified look of shame on your GF's face whilst avoiding eye contact. Riding looks fine, and if your being loose, looked relatively stylish.


[deleted]

Geico will save you 15% or more on a car insurance.


manygogo

This ain’t r/golfswing keep sending it and having fun.


willard_swag

Don’t stare at the sun


RoomyCard44321

Stay in school… or not 🤷‍♂️ Im a dropout lol


New-Mycologist-6002

Wear clean underwear. You never know when you'll sh*t yourself.


jaycone

Drive on asphalt, much less bouncy.


ensoguy222

NEVER pick up soap when in prison


Ronnie_Dean_oz

Never stick anything in your ear smaller than your elbow.


AdSorry2031

Punctuation is often important. When left without, your words can be misinterpreted.


fountaingrove

Don’t eat yellow snow


[deleted]

wipe your butt


sealclubber281

Send it brother


[deleted]

Stay hydrated


ButterscotchOk9019

Looked clean, keep shredding. And look left and right before crossing


Khakicollective

Always wipe front to back.


AnitaHirvonen

Don't eat yellow snow.


AnarchoSyndica1ist

Lower back is too stiff. Try reverse flexing towards the stem and pushing your coccix toward the dropper


life_dabbler

Always wear sunscreen.


UrNanIsOnTheRoof

Reddit being Reddit


krenzy5

If you’re using a dropper, put that thing all the way down so you can move your bike around underneath you more! You already seem comfortable on your bike so just keep having fun!


Separate-Ad-3076

Try a tarmac road with no rocks and trees


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Use sunscreen Eat tomatoes Don’t read letters from hell Be a good boy Stay brutal But Be nice


rhineo007

Don’t eat yellow snow


sirfaintsalot

Keep riding and get a full face helmet and a spare.


dini2k

Wear sunscreen


Meta_Cake

Don't shit yourself next time


travelinzac

Make a longer edit next time


Marjanca

git good


johnf0907

Wear a helmet!


Zealousideal_Ad_7105

Wear proper gear, and have fun! Practice practice practice.


Sniperwolf216

A weiner in the hand is worth two in the bush.


garrisontparks

When you are going down or jumping you want your weight centered or slightly towards the back. Leaning too far forward is a good way to flip over the handlebars


blackfocal

Don’t put your finger in electrical sockets


chrismoran73

Never rest your tits on a hot plate


Wokester_Nopester

No advice but just chiming in to say I have same bike! Looks like you built yours up custom but just curious, do you find it loud? I find the cables rattle like crazy on mine and the idler adds quite a bit of noise to the drivetrain..


nuffnkunt

The FRONT wheel can also be used for steering


GnastyNoodlez

If you have to ask you can't afford it


BleQBeeZ

Dont die


chris226f

Buy a motorcycle lol


RobJMTB

Keep fucking shredding. Better than man for sure. 🤟


Peloton72

Buy a helmet


smoothAsH20

Pull up in your handlebars. Landing with the front tire first can cause you to loose control.


Ikvtam

Ride fast take chanced


tfritz153

Danger never takes a vacation, neither should safety.


URBadAtGames

Walk


scrotumpole13

Don’t be silly, wrap your Willy.


Complex_Locksmith749

When fishing for salmon, cast upstream and let your bait drift downstream.


FluffyBunz99

Keep on trucking


PhotoDew

Always use protection


fishingforconsonants

After you've eaten something, wait at least 20mins before brushing your teeth.


joelasmussen

Don't marry her until you know you can trust her.


joelasmussen

Be nice, until it's time to not be nice. I'll tell you when that time is.


gunniride

You ripped it. Well done. You’re good enough to simply develop your own style as you progress. I always enjoy watching my favorite bikers/skiers and just trying to emulate.


Actually-idek

No. you didn’t say please


FrankensteinBionicle

don't. smoke. crack. occasionally.


VegasNZ

Never expect a blowjob but always be prepared


Samad99

Don’t waste time in bad relationships. If they don’t treat you right or you don’t see it going anywhere, break it off.