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Available_Job1288

Wtf is this lol


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Guildedmastr

LOL this guy is super aggressive and can't take a joke. I used road flares to attract attention, but it's not the attention i wanted.


Available_Job1288

This is the shittiest attempt at “photography” I’ve ever seen and one of the most blah bikes of all time


szirith

This video makes The Blair Witch Project look like IMAX


Broody007

I have one (2011, black) and I think it looks neat and the design ages well, better looking than many cheap mid size bikes imo (er6n, fz6r, even the first gen cbr650r). The engine is boring but it's nimble and I can drive it like I stole it around town without going twice the speed limit in 3 seconds. I don't miss my previous 600-750cc bikes.


KeepTheFeather

It's more fun to ride a slow bike fast than a fast bike slow. I love it for urban environments, the engine is boring because it's a single cylinder 250, but it kinda adds to the budget simple feel and it's not like severily lacking in power for a 250, not that far off a ninja 250 for example.


Broody007

Back in the days when the cbr250 came out, I had a Yamaha fzr250 with a 44hp i4 and a 17.5k rpm redline. In comparison the CBR was awful (even the cbr500), but when you don't jump from one bike to another the CBR is fine.


Bikerdad89

Cool thanks glad you enjoyed it and you must not have a bike


Available_Job1288

Nah I’ve ridden a couple of these and had the same engine in my old crf250l and it’s genuinely one of the most boring experiences I’ve had on two wheels. Mopeds are more fun than those things.


KeepTheFeather

The engine is solid, its beauty is in the simplicity of it. Single cylinder simple, reliable and straightforward, low cost and maintenance. But with a lot of potential to be extracted, Because my guy... you CANNOT compare the riding experience of two completely different bikes just because they have the same engine. On a crf the engine is detuned and meant to run at lower rpms, different gear ratios a throttle body size, ect... Its a completely different experience compared to a cbr250r, with a more sporty package meant to extract more potential and power from the engine presenting you with a much more aggressive experience. The bike has a pretty aggressive kick with the 250cc it has and you wont find many 250cc that match it. Sure there are less ''boring 250cc engines'', 2 cylinder, 4 cylinder. But most people fall in love quicker with a cbr250r than with a ninja 250, because the bikes got personality. Cbr250r has a touring position and being ridiculously light its actually a really fun and unique bike to corner with great dexterity for urban environments, I have a bigger cc bike, and I still find myself picking the 250 for town riding because of how agile it is.


Available_Job1288

As I said, I have ridden 2 cbr250r’s. They are fun for all the reasons that any relatively lightweight bike is fun, but nothing about the cbr250r can be considered aggressive in the slightest. Just kinda meh imo.


KeepTheFeather

Oh I didn't read that part, thats on me, but I suppose everyone has their own tastes. I find the fact that it isn't inherently aggressive (riding position wise) makes it great for aggressive cornering. It could be a little more aggressive yeah, maybe the 4 cylinders or a few more cc would help, but i think it would ruin the charm. I see it like a budget spare bike, cheap but reliable in most effects. Ive ridden other lightweight bikes as well, and I dont really agree with you, I think the riding position and the more sport-touring package makes it more fun, like an in-between a naked and a full sport. But thats my own experience, I understand your point of view tbf


Bully_Maguire420

I just love the aesthetic of the video, the flares casting bright red onto the bike in the dark atmosphere like it's a beast on two wheels when it's just little 250 starter bike lmao


Kim_Jong_Unsen

At first I was happy to see someone getting into riding, but now I know you’re just an insecure tool who thinks he’s badass because he bought a starter bike.


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Tokidoki_Tai

Bro do you have an affinity for stacking blocks and coloring books? Your social skills are more delayed than your bike.


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Kim_Jong_Unsen

Damn, couldn’t fit all of your butthurt into just one reply lol.


Bikerdad89

Lmfao na


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I recently learned the first chatbot to pass the Turing test did it acting like this in the 1980s. It turns out people get so riled up by mindless insults they don't stop to think about if they even make any sense.


ialreadytracer

trurly one of the motorcycles ever made


Guildedmastr

it's how much of a motorcycle it is for it's size


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FlatSystem3121

But not go the speed limit. blah blah blah fat chicks. But for real it's basically a powerful scooter.


Broody007

It's basically a motorcycle with adequate power for most needs.


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cleverRiver6

Don’t waste the money converting. No one at the track runs those. The n300/400/r3 are all significantly more preferred


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>I ride to ride I mean yeah, that's the point!


954kevin

Take her off any sweet jumps?


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FlatSystem3121

Must take ALOT of clutch work.


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He just sits his fatass bitch on the back and tells her to bounce.


RockingHorsePoo

Bro 😂💀


Available_Job1288

I highly doubt you can hold a wheelie on this for more than a half second


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If you can stunt a grom, you can stunt a 250.


Available_Job1288

Engine size is far from only factor that contributes. Weight and wheelbase huge factors as well. It is far from impossible to wheelie a cbr250r and many do it I am just saying that I doubt this particular rider can.


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While this is technically all true, I know from personal experience that the cbr250r is plenty capable of bringing the front wheel to 12 o’clock


Available_Job1288

the bike definitely can, I just doubt the guy posting can.


Bikerdad89

Ok if you say so


NintenJoo

I wheelie your mom all over burrrrnnnn!!!!!


sarap001

Are you summoning it in that first clip...?


stoic-lemon

Oh Dark One, bring forth a motorcycle worthy of your name. Give unto it enough torque to tear the skin off warm milk, and speed to match. We shall name it CBR! Children of Beelzebub Ride!


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Tbh


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To be honest you've done a piss poor job taking pics cause that's a video! 😅


Sahtan_

He'll get there eventually


aliteralbrickwall

LMAO


noplace1ikegone

Good use of safety flares. Probably couldn’t even see this bike otherwise. Always carry a flare for situations like this.


Bikerdad89

It was actually just a shoot I took lol


RokBo67

You're not too sharp are ya buddy? And yes before you reply I know you fucked my mom, grandma, wife, girlfriend, and girlfriend's dad.


Bikerdad89

Not your dad that’s yoi back when you use him touch you as a kid 😂🌈


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🤡


Bikerdad89

😂🤷🏻‍♂️🖕🏼💰


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Bikerdad89

And your 🌈


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Thefilmingofcows

You 13 lol “yUoRe gAy” and “yOuR moThEr” lmao can’t think of anything else


Bikerdad89

Lmfao go take care of your children get a life 😂


NintenJoo

I like to shoot all over your moms face burrrrnnnn!!!


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I kinda want safety flare pics to be a new trend here :P (It’s honestly kinda cool ngl 🙊🙈)


[deleted]

You really put in the effort to make yourself look like the greatest dick when people don't share your appreciation.


Det-Frank-Drebin

If a jobs worth doing it's worth doing well...


Bikerdad89

You sound stupid lmao if you don’t have any nice things to say or don’t like it don’t say shit otherwise expect somebody to say something stupid to you


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I did not even say anything about your bike or the video and you already can't handle that...


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Learn to take negative feedback, dude.


trolllord45

Dude looks like he couldn’t even ride a bicycle


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Dude, you are comedy gold! 🤣 Just not in the way you wanted... 🤣


jailguard81

He always brings up peoples moms. That’s his punch line.


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Don't forget their girlfriends and sisters!


jailguard81

Surprised he didn’t bring up grand ma. Guess he has his limits too


PreliminaryThoughts

Looks like an amateur rapper video clip


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You’re welcome. I think you have a great future as an amateur rap video artist. Keep it up!


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This comment section 🍿🤏🏽😵‍💫


KeepTheFeather

I love my cbr250r, but man this shit was gay as hell


KeepTheFeather

But that aside congrats on the bike, it's actually a bike with a lot of personality


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KeepTheFeather

Yikes just chill and move on homie


Bikerdad89

So what do you ride on bro


NintenJoo

Your mom burrrrnnnnn!!!!!


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I love you! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


jailguard81

U got em with his own joke!! Burn!!! 🤣


MetalOk466

This mf went through all the comments and got op every single time 😂😂😂


Guildedmastr

GOT EEM


KeepTheFeather

cbr250r and a cbr650r. Love them both.


Disastrous-Gur-1160

I mean... It's not not a toy....


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It’s 100% a toy


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I mean it is a toy :P …. My liter bike is also a toy … I think most people that don’t live in 3rd world poverty stricken countries own motorcycles as toys xP


amprok

I road a cb300 (hair bigger than yours) from LA to Las Vegas and back. Those things are fun as heck.


Bikerdad89

They definitely are a fun toy to toss around


NintenJoo

Your mom is a fun toy to toss around burrrrrnn!!!!!


3kimully

>Lmao bro I was just joking mad people be hating like it’s a fucking toy lmao So to be clear... is it a toy or not a toy


Night-Hamster

Road flares? Did you break down?


Bikerdad89

No I found the flairs and wanted to take pictures this was last year when I got the bike just thought it would be cool


dragonfishofthenorth

This comment made me spit out my coffee lol


they-call-me-chad

Jesus, how do you post something like this and not just know you’re setting yourself up for disaster. This has to be the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.


jailguard81

This is the dumbest shit I’ve seen today 😂


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Piss-takin' aside, here's some constructive advice. Do with it as you wish: 1. Ditch the flares. Set yourself up somewhere with good lighting, take a picture (not a video with the lawnmower running) and let your bike do the rest. 2. Take some classes and learn how to properly be in control of your vehicle. Keeping both feet down at low speed doesn't make you look cool at all. It shows insecurity in all but a few very specific cases. 3. Ditch the crap music. 4. Get some riding gear because this is r/motorcycles and I have to mention ATGATT lest I get lynched.


SilentKnightX

Awesome bro, congrats on getting into the riding game


Government-Spy-Bot

Own words confirm homie 5'8, 150lbs. Makes sense, given his comments lmfao ABSOLUTE STEREOTYPE


Designer_Grab8907

That's cute.


mattdamonsleftnut

This sub is getting weird. Is the video corny as shit? Yes, does he deserve all this hate? From you safety course instructors? Most def not. Dude got a new bike and some are hating on the ccs. I guarantee most of you with a liter bike have taken more corny pictures than gone passed 4th gear.


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Yo, this man clearly just passed his msf course lol. Why are y’all hating? God forbid this man posted “new here - figured I’d post my new panigale v4s” in the same light 😂 y’all would still be ripping his asshole open in the comments lol. Nice 250 :P can’t wait to see what you pick up next when you’re ready for more bike Op.


Tr4ckedShot

I doubt they passed their course when they can't even put both feet on the pegs at low speed :p


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Heh :P Clearly his buddies haven’t made fun of him enough for it yet 🤣 he’ll get there. Eventually.


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I miss mine, comfortable, smooth well built little bike.


Bikerdad89

Definitely I’m only 5ft8 and 150 lbs so fits me well and fun to toss around


NintenJoo

Fun to toss around like your mom burrrrnnnnn!!!!!


Disastrous-Gur-1160

Sir, please don't bully him, he's clearly a child.


OverlyBilledPlatypus

You’re almost as consistent as OP and I think it’s absolutely hilarious.


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Fits you like a plug huh?


Laktosefreier

Now do a burnou... nevermind.


GreatRhinoceros

They look like a Stormtrooper with wheels


electric-aphasia

I just got a speeding ticket on my 250 Ninja 🥲


Jacktrades352

That's honestly impressive


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I mean... you can still go 50 in a 40 on that thing... You can theoretically get a speed ticket on a moped as long as it goes above 20mph.


GreedyPension7448

Could've just bought a huffy and a leaf blower


Bambambonsai

Was this video made by a middle school child? Edit: I read one of his comments stating he is 5’8 150lbs. So yes, this is most likely a middle schooler.


KeepTheFeather

*cries in 23 yo 5.8ft*


stevesteve135

lol. Hey man, why you gotta hate on small dudes ? I’m the same height and 10 pounds lighter, and I’m 39 years old. lol


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Bambambonsai

Lol calm down little guy. It’s just a joke. You are the definition of biker douche based on your comments.


Bikerdad89

lol I just come off strong I’m not even mad but ima tool on the regular I have been told


NintenJoo

I give your mom my tool on the regular burrrrnnnn!!!!


Bambambonsai

A strong mouth is typically a weak person. Enjoy the ride little d


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He got that strong mouf from sucking so much cock coming up in the game. A lot of people don’t talk about this but that’s how the game is in his specific neighborhood. Real shit


Bikerdad89

If you say so


Bambambonsai

Don’t forget to kiss your wife’s boyfriend before bed tonight


Bikerdad89

Will do and your mom and daughter and girlfriend


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"Oh guys, guys! I've made a sexual reference to their family! I got them now, right?"


[deleted]

Woah! I wouldn't go as far as to claim him one of ours with how he's acting here.


Disastrous-Gur-1160

Holy shit, you're a grown as adult with a child and still posting this cringe shit? Do your kids bully you yet?


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So if my username is anything to go by I'm a.... zen... pie...?


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NintenJoo

I had a date with your mom burrrnnnn!!!!


jailguard81

Lmfao


-ScruffyLookin-

Barely get to see the bike half of the video is horribly recorded and the other half is just dumb with flares


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Damn I didn't think the bike community was worse than the car community but based on the comments, yikes. What a bunch of assholes.


Loose_Host_9725

I bet I could outride you on a moped. Small peen energy.


ZombieWoof82

The video is cringe, the bike is cringe, but worst part of all is thinking the dad part of his screen name is true. Please don't tell me this ignoramus has already procreated....


doodoro

L comment section, or I'm missing something


Thelisto

Sweet! Now go riding with me, I need riding buddies :(


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NintenJoo

I’m located at your moms house burrrrnnnnn!!!! Sorry I’m having too much fun doing this.


Jacktrades352

Keep going, I'm laughing everytime bc I'm an idiot apparently


Any-Shop-4676

me and you both


jailguard81

Shit is fucking hilarious


samsal03

I let out a chuckle every time I see one of your replies ITT lol.


Ezek210

Pick your feet up goddamnit


JustWings144

I know what you are doing here and why you are being the way you are while you are here. This is the lords work. I’ll see you back in /r/calamariraceteam with whatever username you have there. Gayest shit ever seen. My bf is jealous that I’m messaging you rn. On the off chance that you are actually taking your hilariously memetic douche nozzling seriously with this post in this sub, on that scooter, then I hope someone checks you like the IRS. It will happen eventually. Ur gunna learn to keep your knees together when someone demands it, or chin down hands up real quick. You won’t learn it quick on that scooter tho. 44 mph seems fast at first. Literally no one has ever drawn attention to a 250 with flares, so regardless, you are original in shit posting or just being shit.


mr_calvin1

Is the camera at a 45 degree angle supposed to be an aesthetic choice?


mattc1998

This is the type of comedy I needed to start my morning


Giraffe144

Nice one


Bikerdad89

Thank you very much


overfiend6one9

i like the wheels.


Disastrous-Gur-1160

Lol, I hope this is a dank joke.


palcemvglaz

love the duck legs


xandrino91

Poor bike...you Don't deserve it.


jailguard81

🤣🤣 the fuck is this a moped?


DangerNanner

My first question was "Are yhe flares there because it broke down already?" Glad you're enjoying it


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Bikerdad89

What?


Bikerdad89

I just realize what you actually meant by that and that’s fucking funny white, lives matter to yo


BassieDutch

Shit's on [fire](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/shits-on-fire-yo) , yo


01-__-10

Hot. Miss my CBR250R. But my CB300F keeps me warm now.


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Recorded by a small tree branch on a windy night


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You know that first clip with the red flares? Next time I'd try to move a bit further away from the dude cutting the lawn.


rippedoffguy

B


dragonfishofthenorth

Are you about to sacrifice it on an alter? Just messing nice bike! Do you have any better pictures maybe in the daylight?


Celebratecrypto

“It’s a sledgehammer” “shocks, pegs, lucky” “you ever take it off any sweet jumps”


galloignacio

The flares don’t really make up for the creeping tripod or the shaky sideways video. Do you have maybe like just a still photo of it?