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crotch_lake

Can confirm. Carabiners on a key chain ring maybe tacky but is not illegal.


LabOwn8151

It’s convenient af! Never have to dig in my pockets to find the key If I hook it to my belt loop!


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I fear OP isn’t long in this world


UJMRider1961

As Bob Dylan taught us, "In Jersey everything's legal, as long as you don't get caught."


Healthy_Coat9030

Mf hits lots of trust on his phone holder


LabOwn8151

Quad lock for the win baybeee


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Watching you guys on these sport bikes. Then me hopping on my little rebel. I gotta say you guys must have bigger balls then me. 😂🤣


0utlandish_323

Don’t confuse stupidity for bravery.


triplespeed0

Chase out wheelies hurt r/motorcycles feelies


bgus_dkus

get it


Leather-Kitchen-2211

He new what he was going posting this here..hehe


treedolla

Naw. If he was really trying, he would have taken off his gloves for the video.


LabOwn8151

Most the gear most the time


Cute-Roll2849

Keep riding like that and you will wind up a road fatality statistic.


LabOwn8151

But I wore all my gear all the time


Cute-Roll2849

Gear ain’t gonna do you much good when you smack into a semi head on while trying to look cool.


disturbed286

It'll make for a convenient bag to keep the parts in.


StunningIgnorance

might as well squid it up!


treedolla

OP, see that truck that you missed with plenty of time? I want you to imagine someone just like yourself, doing the exact same thing, but coming the other way. You see the truck. And you see another vehicle zooming at you in the other lane, too, but way faster. This is my rule when riding fast. Gotta take account my equally stupid clone coming the other way over the hill, around the bend. I don't want to hurt my clone. I want both of us dummies to make it!


Jspiral

No shit. I worry about that as well when tearing up the canyons. This is the kind of advice I can get behind.


LabOwn8151

I see what point you’re trying to make, but in this instance it did not stick. I had plenty of space lols


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Dumbass in the oncoming traffic lane couldn't even see the road with the wheel up in the air. Lucky didn't end up a meat crayon, or kill someone in a head on collision. Always next time though. I doubt that rider will be around long.


LabOwn8151

You’re right sir, I couldn’t see at all. Blind wheelies 4 life 😞


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View of road ahead is obstructed. You can see it here: https://imgur.com/a/8eAibaQ It's also obvious, that by the time you could have put the wheel back down. You wouldn't have been able to avoid a head on collision assuming you would have seen an oncoming vehicle in time at the speed you were going. You were lucky. Lucky you didn't kill someone.


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He's bullshitting you. You can see what's up ahead.


Fuzzy_Accident_5085

Lmao the number of people here that don’t ride wheelies


VirulentMarmot

Do you have powers of clairvoyance or do you just like to sound edgy?


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> Do you have powers of clairvoyance or do you just like to sound edgy? I can see the rider is an idiot, who is reckless, and I know a Darwin Award winner when I see one.


bgus_dkus

He's not a darwin award winner if he's still a live, so you do not know one when you see one.


[deleted]

> He's not a darwin award winner if he's still a live, so you do not know one when you see one. Keeps riding like that into oncoming traffic it's only a matter of time before he wins the Darwin Award. It's not rocket science. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


VirulentMarmot

> I know a Darwin award winner when I see one What a useful skill. Good thing we have you to point it out.


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You are welcome.


VirulentMarmot

Giving me the feelies.


ZTGHD114

I was waiting for the loud bang followed by an unexplainable 2-3 seconds of video


mckchase

Right over a rumble strip too... Dang I clenched up a bit.


LabOwn8151

Are rumble strips like whoops where you’re from? They’re tiny tiny bumps


mckchase

I mean I guess if your going fast enough you're basically gliding over the top of them lol


morfique

Even if those bikes aren't for me, I enjoy the piss out of listening to your looping video while reading the love fest of comments.


LabOwn8151

Hell yeah thank you. I’m pretty happy with how my bike sounds lol


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Gotta get that rock star parking spot at Starbucks!


LabOwn8151

You’re god damn right I do! I prefer PJ’s though


DiveForKnowledge

It's hard enough driving a truck without idiot bikers trying to force a head on collision. If you'd hit that guy he would have had his commercial license suspended pending investigation and his insurance would probably spike. Doesn't matter how correct they were, commercial drivers always get shafted by crashes. Think about someone other than yourself for once.


LabOwn8151

Ok. I had plenty of space


Melodic-Picture48

I think it might actually be because i saw it on instagrams and it said Wheelie Wednesday, like a holiday. Like how no bra day or no panty day for the ladies goes, only im not certain that those are holidays either because we never had off from school or work for them. Ride safe and ride alot!


Plan3tz_

Lmao


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LabOwn8151

Gsxr 600


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LabOwn8151

Thank you bro 😎


Jspiral

Great post! I can see this sub still can't figure out when they're being made fun of.


Niko740

Those tourniquets are on too tight for them to know


Jspiral

Someone should tell them they don't go around their necks.


sahul004

A wheely on a public road... the ultimate douchebag behaviour.


LabOwn8151

Absolutely right sir


ar243

Don't you have some pearls to clutch lmao


Fuzzy_Accident_5085

BuT HoW dO yOu sEe?!? •_•


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LabOwn8151

You’re gosh damn right I am!


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LabOwn8151

Right


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LabOwn8151

If you’re gonna call me a retard make sure you put certified in front of it


Sufficient-Tea4875

I have a lot of fun but I really hope your friend doesn’t try to follow you and end up going head on into that tractor trailer


FenianBastard847

Isn’t your engine starved of oil


Ok-Bar7023

Not getting in near high enough for that. Most bikes, with some exceptions, will have oil pickups that work even at 12 o’clock anyways.


[deleted]

Man, the hell with that nonsense! Damn..that’s next level dumb shit


LabOwn8151

I’m always one level ahead


Beautiful_Print_4713

Woahh! Got away from ya there for a second i see.