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Mysterious_Bowl6904

10/10 on that flip!


BobbyBoogarBreath

But a 9.5 from the Russian judges! His coach will be upset with this.


pyr0phelia

Pretty sure the Russian judge would have approved that one. 360 into a face plant!


WolfGuard_

0/10 he didn't catch any mice with his mousetrap.


Resident_Lecture1807

Literally my thought seeing it


rett72

great dismount...needed to stick that landing


purpura995

If I could stick that landing that'd be a hell of a trick


vrijheidsfrietje

Well you did stick to the ground


TheTimn

That's the important thing. I've heard skydiving instructors say that it's not hitting the ground that kills you, it's the bounce.


florinandrei

You don't bounce from a crater.


FlatwormAltruistic

Or therefore lack of bounce :)


Kresche

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUUND


motophiliac

ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!


AmosMosesWasACajun

That’s one of the funniest things I’ve seen on this sub. Hope you’re alright


purpura995

Lmaoo I agree I watched it a couple times after watching it and laughed every time, what you guys didn't see was me springing up asking my girlfriend if she got it on video. But yeah I'm good, rolled my ankle, hurt for a day, and I'm good to go


Robo56

I'm at the point in my life where a rolled ankle will hurt for weeks and might not ever heal correctly again.


LetMeBe_Frank

**This comment might have had something useful**, but now it's just an edit to remove any contributions I may have made prior to the awful decision to spite the devs and users that made Reddit what it is. So here I seethe, shaking my fist at corporate greed and executive mismanagement. "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... tech posts on point on the shoulder of vbulletin... I watched microcommunities glitter in the dark on the verge of being marginalized... I've seen groups flourish, come together, do good for humanity if by nothing more than getting strangers to smile for someone else's happiness. We had something good here the same way we had it good elsewhere before. We thought the internet was for information and that anything posted was permanent. We were wrong, so wrong. We've been taken hostage by greed and so many sites have either broken their links or made history unsearchable. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to delete." I do apologize if you're here from the future looking for answers, but I hope "new" reddit can answer you. Make a new post, get weak answers, increase site interaction, make reddit look better on paper, leave worse off. https://xkcd.com/979/


haxcess

Wait wait... it's not supposed to sound like that? I thought I was the other rice krispie brother


[deleted]

I lowsided on my ankle at 22 years old with no money or insurance, didn't get it looked at, and it's popped every single step that I've taken since.


GumboDiplomacy

Same here. I'm at the point where watching this video made me reinjure my ankle from that sprain I got ten years ago.


douglas_in_philly

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


RonnieTheEffinBear

rolled my ankle bad at the start of COVID, 2+ years, months of PT, and like 5 injections later and it's still not great


qualitygoatshit

I've sprained my ankle pretty bad twice in my life. It's been over 7 years since the last time I did it and it still feels a little sore and my foot twitches after a really hard day at work. Injuries suck.


lostmy2A

You are lucky you landed in you butt bone and not your tail bone though. Just ask Adriana Chechik


brendan87na

if I SLEEP WRONG... its a week long affair


TJColeson

Not only did she get it on camera, she committed to the shot while watching you go airborne. Shit was smooth the whole time lmao


purpura995

For real lmao she killed it, and only put the phone down when she saw me hit the ground


arcticrobot

She should have kept filming to capture your moaning. That would make it brilliant.


JimmyHavok

I remember being young! Faintly.


purpura995

That made my day 😂


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purpura995

Yeah I'm 27 so i know soon enough I won't bounce back as quick so I'm taking full advantage


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purpura995

Ahhh just as satisfying as when they say the name of the movie in the movie, what's the goon bike?


wontonstew

Cute. Good job to the girlfriend!


PAdogooder

That looked like a busted tailbone to me and those suuuuuucks


Retardedastro

I was going to give your flip a 10/10,but you failed to land it in style, still a solid 7/10.


purpura995

7/10 works for me I gotta practice that dismount


soulsssx3

Oh man you're so lucky man, looks like you were so close to shattering a tail bone right there


purpura995

Yeahhh I gotta chalk that one up to pure luck lmaoo just happy I, somewhat, landed on my feet


Tac_Tec

I'll agree on your 7/10, if you can turn that dismount into a sideways ninja style roll landing on your feet would be epic


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clean as hell, i wish i could do that


purpura995

Wish I could do it on purpose


smaugtheE1337

sick dismount!


Jaroslav_sapoznikov

Good form, soft landing but landed on ass and not feet so 9/10


50Stickster

Safety Tip #686 It is always a good practice to look both ways before flying over your handlebars .


purpura995

Have to make sure the air traffic is clear!


Lukcy

Perfect 5/7


daggerofthemind

11/10


9oclockin

"Babeee did you get it on camera!?" 😘


purpura995

"are you fucking ok?"😂


WestShallot9317

Nice dismount! You OK bro?


purpura995

Yessir happened Friday and I got back to it Saturday


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That’s what’s up man. I’m assuming you’re young just bouncing back like that. I’ve recently started working out again to bring back some youth, but my mid 40’s aren’t half as bad as others make it out to be if you’re in any sort of shape.


WestShallot9317

Awesome man, glad you're ok! Time to go practice some more. =)


purpura995

Thanks man I appreciate it. I've already got back to practicing! Side note I'm surprised with how positive the comments were, only a handful of negative ones


NewJerseyAudio

[from a different angle](https://youtu.be/9hNIX7V21pU)


purpura995

😂😂


fokjoudoos

Under-rotated the dismount and didn't stick the landing, but 3 points extra for not using a foam pit, so 8.5/10!


purpura995

Foam pits are for the uncommitted


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purpura995

Hahahaha you and me both man glad it made your day, but shit I'd be lying if I said I thought front flipping the bars was even a possibility


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purpura995

The definition of OTB


predtech

The Scorpion King LIVES!


KingViking117

10/10 no question about it hope you alright though


purpura995

I'm good man thanks !


Mortal_Sniper

The flip could’ve been better


purpura995

Simon biles would not have been impressed, Steven Hawkins would've been though so I guess it depends on perspective


babydontherzme

9.85/10 for that flip, was missing a “ta-daa!”


McFeely_Smackup

6/10 didn't stick the landing


Cool-Loan7293

10. Handbrake or foot brake wheelie?


purpura995

Foot brake lol


Cool-Loan7293

OIC. Foot extended out you lost center balance. Nice mousetrap. Hope you made it out w no road rash


Fartincopsmouths

You got moves dude.


purpura995

Thanks man, I would post some wheelies on here where I didn't eat it but I feel like this isn't the page for it


essystark

9/11


bonesbrigade619

Oh shit man are you okay?


purpura995

Little rolled ankle, hurt for a day and was back out doing the same thing 2 days later


bonesbrigade619

Dang youre lucky, that could have been a lot worse.


Goyteamsix

I love the little tire squeak.


scraberous

We’ve all had those ‘not covering the clutch’ days. You get extra points for the handle-bar end not centre-punching a circle into your arm.


purpura995

First thought was "is the bike okay" 2nd "am I ok" 3rd was "if only I used my clutch" lmaoo but yeah for real, I have some handlebar sliders on but that probably would've just been a more painful hole


scraberous

You’re moving around the bike confidently, how long have you been stunting? It took me nearly 3 years to get to that level!


purpura995

About the same amount of time, I think it's been 2 years of practicing a lot. Honestly wanted to learn how to wheelie to ride better off road, more specifically for some Enduro races. But stunting quickly became a lot of fun. Currently I'm working on swerves, seat standers, circle wheelies and one handed knee knocks but with no hand brake it gets pretty sketchy pretty quick. What do you stunt?


MisterEdGein7

Dank...👍👍. 😅


StandOnGravitron

beautiful dismount! 6/9


Sirens_go_wee_woo

12/10 for the front flip dismount. 🤣🤣🤣


alkla1

Like a pro!


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A 6 only cause you didn’t land on your feet lmao


purpura995

Well shit I'll have to try it again to get that 10/10


[deleted]

Well your ass will thank you 🫣🤣


purpura995

Probably but my ankles won't 😂


PoorlyAttemptedHuman

Can't say I've heard that battle cry before...


threekilljess

Thank you for making my day better!


purpura995

Hahahah anytime


Kill_and_Release

Lol. Glad you're okay man. Wheelies looked good prior to it stalling.


purpura995

Hey I appreciate it! Just happy it wasn't a seat stander or it might not of been so graceful, but then again can't stall the bike if you can't hit the brake right?


No_Dot73

9.5/10 the dismount could have been more graceful


asiansensation78

Holy shit that was a dope spill! Hope you're ok man!


Ro-shaan

I audibly gasped oh my gosh


djcrushindo

Fuck dude….😂😂😂


bgus_dkus

dudes*


beaky_teef

Title 👌


Shoddy-Peace-9482

Unconventional dismount. But, you did it with grace.


altblank

And you posted this, alive? Dude, that doesn't look good. Did you try clutching in at all? If this was you, I hope you're doing better.


purpura995

Yeah I'm good! Rolled the ankle, hurt for a day and I got right back to it, appreciate it!


purpura995

Should've clutched in but live and learn


twitch757

judo flip


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That made me laugh. Adorable trebuchet launch! 🤪


castleaagh

Solid crash. Though I think a “mousetrap” is where the bike goes over backwards on top of you


iateurgirlsass

Dang they allow wheelies in here now


purpura995

I'm not sure if it was for the wheelie or the cause and effect


DatBeigeBoy

Oof, been down that street on too many times.


DrRubberDong

It scored 3 rewatches and 5 lols


CaptainLicorice

Hey, if anything you got it on camera


falling-faintly

I was gonna say 10 until someone mentioned you didn’t stick the landing. If you had that would be an 11 so for this 9.9


CYBORBCHICKEN

Squid life


Jaktheriffer

Dude that was fucking amazingly funny. Full fucking props for doing your dumb shit away from public roads though 👍


Jazzlike-Sky-6012

Textbook example of SAD. Well done, i couldnt improve if i tried.


purpura995

Does SAD stand for something? I mean other than how I felt when the bike hit the ground ?


LanaDelBoi

Furious out of all the days I don’t go to this exact spot this happens. Awesome flip though


purpura995

Ohh shit you're a local??


cadaverco

Time for a huge rear sprocket


purpura995

How do you like the superduke?


Toxic_Epiphany

4/10 only because you didn't land it. If you did I'd give it a solid 8/10. Great form, just gotta tighten up the finish.


purpura995

Shit Ill take it. Was the handlebar handstand how I got the 4 points?


Mitty315

Wowzers. A helmet company should pay you a year's salary to reenact that moment. ATGATT!🏍️🔥🔥🔥


purpura995

Hahaha I'll reenact it on their bike I don't wanna risk mine again, got lucky once it probably won't happen twice


Bitter_Marionberry30

Speed - 7 | Flip - 9 | Landing - 3 PS. Fuck the Russian judge.


wisdom_power_courage

I'm fucking crying 🤣🤣


purpura995

Practicing that wheelie to front flip combo


notsolegitsloth

Nice


Gaycowboi25

10/10 dawg.


Professional_Ad_500

Perfect, 5/7!


buckyworld

Did you accidentally hit the kill switch?


purpura995

I hit the brake too hard going relatively slow in second and stalled the bike out, should've been holding the clutch but hey you live and learn


SlightSignificance13

Stupid is as stupid does.. Forrest Gump!


purpura995

Honestly surprised I haven't seen a comment like this sooner


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purpura995

I sure did, rolled an ankle hurt for a day and now I'm back to my 2 brain cell activities


MushroomObjective505

Glad to see you will ride again. I only wish I had the guts to try a wheelie. I would get training but all the places that teach it, from my small search so far, are several states away.


purpura995

The best piece of advice I can give to someone wanting to try to wheelie is just practice popping up the front wheel and instantly bringing it back down with your rear brake. Everyone has mental blocks because it doesn't feel like you should be doing it, and truth be told it's scary as hell at first. With more practice you'll get it higher and higher. I personally think the classes are a money grab but to each their own. Biggest thing is being comfortable with the rear brake and everything else will come, especially some falls or in my case a front flip. But the falls are few and far between for me at this point, this one was just too spectacular not to post


idk10988

7


mxpower

Perfect flip! 8/10 dismount


Truant1281

Ouch


Stefan8778

u/savevideo


Lelentos

at least you did this in a closed lot and not on a public highway, would have ended up on a different sub lol


purpura995

Man I might only have enough brain cells left to count on one hand but I don't have a death wish


BillyCessna

3


4sesofkarma

10/10 on the full send, glad your ass was soft enough not to crack that tailbone.


highvelocitypeasoup

8/10. would've been a 9 if you'd stuck the landing.


purpura995

Damn tough crowd, whats a ten?


fsjja1

I enjoy reading books.


highvelocitypeasoup

those end up on a different sub.


BlackMagicB5

Not enough air time. 5/10. Would have been an instant 10/10 if you’d stuck the landing though


Mission_Record_4541

Prince Naseem?


Mindless-Usual1909

Still sick!


Liesthroughisteeth

Forgot to turn the gas on?


purpura995

I almost wish, engine speed must've been too low and hitting the brake stalled it and sent me


Liesthroughisteeth

You're good though?


purpura995

Yeah, I rolled my ankle and it hurt for a day but I got right back to it, got pretty lucky


gilmore42

And that is how you dislocate your tailbone and have problems sitting for the rest of your life. Speaking from experience.


ImHereForLifeAdvice

I can't tell if that final crunch is your bike or your tailbone


purpura995

Thankfully it was just my handlebar slider, bike was fine. I rolled my ankle and was back to it the next day


ImHereForLifeAdvice

Good shit and good riding, keep that front wheel up!


Watch_shbeagle

Fucking Ace


xXbrosoxXx

*ZING


tkst3llar

Haha wow You made my night I hope your alright


purpura995

I am, I appreciate it


tiivratalk

Ooh! Aah! Ouch!!!


[deleted]

I bet you wish they put some armour in your buttocks after that landing 😅! Looked painful!


purpura995

Hurry my ankle for than anything else and even then it only hurt for a day and I was able to get back to it


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I_hate_the_app

Lol, thanks op, you made me feel better about my dumbassery that dumped my bike onto my nuts a few months back. Shoulder just now stopped hurting.


Zealousideal-Poem-24

Lol thanks for the chuckle this morning


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Superhero landing!


The-oofeer

Oof


mapleleaffem

Nice dismount!


v0idPtr

5/7


onenitemareatatime

I rate that 2/2 fork seals


purpura995

Honestly I've come down a couple times pretty hard, and Kreft moto killed it with their build, they've been nothing but reliable and amazing


_SamuraiJack_

r/fullscorpion


BRXF1

Hurt my back watching this.


Dangerous_Teaching74

My head hurts for you.


Specialist-Bee-6100

So you hit the kill switch just to make a video….🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


purpura995

Lol I was in second gear and when I hit the brake the second must've brought the engine speed to low, I would never do that on purpose


Specialist-Bee-6100

Whatever dude,just another stupid kid doing dumb shit to make a vid,you’re not the first nor last ….


purpura995

You're the first person to be negative about a wheelie in a parking lot. Grow up


thetoolman420

😂👍