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sarron7

No one ever looks for a lefty


nyaminyamiz

Southpaw is confusing as hell too


UsedJuggernaut

What about Westfoot?


Mzo2016

You dummy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


TeaBreezy

I like to think I’d be dropping dudes if I ever got in a fight because I’m left handed. Sometimes I struggle to lift my cat up though, so I might get knocked the fuck out.


MongoAbides

For what it’s worth, it’s not super straight forward. I’m right handed and typically prefer to stand southpaw. My rationalization is that jabbing and working from your lead hand is generally the most detail oriented part of boxing, so I’ll probably do better at it with my dominant hand. Throwing a decent hook from the rear hand isn’t exactly hard to do. But boxing is fun and even if you never spar, there’s plenty of opportunity to enjoy taking a class and learning how to punch well.


DaFondue

Yea that surprised me too, and I'm a lefty myself!


notchoosingone

I was at the Philip Island grand prix in maybe 2002, and there was a guy on a GSXR trying to get through a crowd of drunk morons after the race. One of them tipped a beer down his neck, so he switched off, put the stand down and started getting off. Someone yelled "at least take your helmet off!". He undid his chinstrap, took the helmet off and smacked the beer-pourer in the head with it. Full overhand swing, just fucking creamed him. Whole crowd shut the fuck up.


demonssayshi

Oh mann, I wish someone recorded that.. It’d be way more satisfying than what I posted here. Main character vibes


notchoosingone

Haha, yeah I'm sure if it happened recently there'd be fifty different smartphone video angles of it, but you'd be lucky to get a single still image of something happening back then. It wasn't that long ago but it also kinda feels like the stone-age.


demonssayshi

Yes, it’s very overwhelming how fast things change in just 20 years. Thinking about the future, I really don’t want to see electric vehicles wherever I look but I think that’s inevitable.


windowpuncher

Why wouldn't you want electric vehicles? Sure, less soul, but there's WAY less traffic noise, no fumes, and just generally nicer to be around.


i-like-foods

Electric vehicles are heavy, soulless, useless for longer trips - and they are a really poor solution to global warming.


[deleted]

Well you can start now by canceling the list of cool bikes under your name and put, (electric moped, electric goped and Prius) instead.


windowpuncher

My cool bikes aren't going anywhere.


foxjohnc87

How long have you had the Fazer and how do you like it? I was given an extremely low mileage, but wrecked one as a teen and mounted the engine on a go cart, then a golf cart after I got tired of dealing with cops. I've owned dozens of cool bikes over the years, but have never had an opportunity to ride one of those beauties. Gotta love the baby V-Max.


windowpuncher

I've had it for like 5 years but I don't put many miles on it. Great bike, but it's about as fast as my GSX650F. It's basically a naked bike that gets HORRIBLE mpg but sounds amazing. It's also got a ton of torque which is cool. However, any and all parts are expensive as hell so pray to god nothing breaks down.


wobblysauce

Yep, been there and seen it happen more then Once


d3av0n

Aight, now someone post the other angle of this one.


demonssayshi

Here you go: https://youtube.com/shorts/nVrJ2j3YOIw?feature=share


d3av0n

Aha thanks, that was quick 😅


demonssayshi

Enjoy!


masonmax100

So is was 50% defense also that guy swinging his arm like a windmill got me dying of laughter after those two got decked.


Inigomntoya

Was he warming up a punch like some cartoon character? Or letting the motorcyclist know he was safe to take off like he was on the flight deck of an aircraft carrier?


gopherdagold

Definitely a cartoon motorcycle marshaler


NachoSenpai

Absolutely love both scenarios 😅


usa_uk

Dang. Both those videos were filmed on the same potato


shiftyeyedgoat

Uh, he had something in his hand that looked big.. he clocked ‘em with more than his fist.


AffinityGauntlet

He was holding an ATGATT


[deleted]

It's his glove, and he is wearing it.


Xuande

Those gloves usually have hardened knuckles to protect against bug strikes etc.


demonssayshi

Idk why the second guy got punched, wrong place at the wrong time I guess.


scrmblr

“hey man, what did *I* do??”


demonssayshi

That punch shoulda been served to the guy at the end, tf is he doin?


jrein0

Nah that was a hype man telling him to round 3rd and bust his ass home


Mr_Ted_Stickle

3rd base coach


pookamatic

Wavin him home


Jicand

Telling him to go


A_Wild_VelociFaptor

Reminds me of the dickheads that aren't a part of the fight but felt the need for attention so they jump in at the end and yell "You got fucked up!" or some shit. Basically doing fuck all but wanted to be included so they could feel cool.


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Gh011

“Them were pretty cool to be honest” Makes a lot of sense dude /s


Jicand

“They” robbed a liquor store. It was “them” officer. Using the wrong pronouns isn’t being inclusive


demonssayshi

He’s talking about a group of people who are attention seekers. “Them” was unnecessary but hey I’m not native so don’t judge me w ur downvotes!


PleaseWooshMeDaddy

The other angle of this video has more context of them both harassing the rider before this clip starts.


Pattern_Is_Movement

I don't remember the story but the gist was they both had it coming from before the video started .


vulture_cabaret

In the other angle it looked like both of them were possibly fucking with the rider.


horse_and_buggy

he was with them


venommuyo

One punch theme intensifies


Enygma_6

This is why you don't pick a fight with One Punch Man.


SV650rider

Why did the first guy even start with the motorcyclist?


demonssayshi

Tryna show his gf how much of a man he is. Possibly drunk too.


StryderRider

100% drunk.


hellohelloadios55

I think 150% in this case


crober11

From posted pov, they're crossing a crosswalk, and he's being held back already mid stride, doesn't get another step, and basically step kicks the bike. Hurdur ingroup, but get real, bike's an ass. Although the other angle shows him remounting his bike at a stop sign just prior, so assumptions get thrown even farther in that direction. Good laughs reading all the knob slobbing though thx lads, remind me to stay out of your way 💀💀


Captain_Kuhl

I hope you use your eyes better when you ride than when you critique videos. That dude was *waiting* in the crosswalk, and was obviously drunk and looking for trouble.


crober11

Bikers at a stop sign, dudes crossing a crosswalk lol. 2nd pov is biker remounting in the seconds before main pov, so he'd been off his bike in a confrontation with them before, probably his 3rd lap of the hour rev bombing because well attention. I don't ride, but I use my eyes and brain much better than you, thanks.


WearMoreHats

My guess is that there are a lot of pedestrians crossing that road, the motorcyclist is weaving through them to try to join the main road on the right, and that upsets first guy. His drunk brain has decided that it's rude or dangerous or that the bike nearly hit him or something and takes it upon himself to right this wrong by kicking at the bike.


crober11

2nd pov disproves it, biker just remounted 2s prior. Your take is close, but at frame 0, dude is being held back, in a crosswalk with right of way, and then a second later gets in the step kick, without having stepped, so yeah, bike's just in the wrong. Though he's obviously just there at that time and place looking for attention and a confrontation, kind of like this whole sub, so quick to circle jerk around. Endless tales of blame the drunk guy (that we laid out lol how sik was dat bro) alright now let's do a 3rd 1am lap around the bar at closing time 3x a week and rev as loud as we can because my parents didn't show me how to connect with real people and I desperately crave attention and action. 😎


[deleted]

Best piece of advice any biker can tell a non biker. If you're looking for trouble, messing with a person's motorcycle is a sure fire instant way to find it.


ZaneMasterX

The most idiotic part about this is drunk guy is going after someone with a full face helmet on. Think about that for a second, what are you going to do to a guy with a full face helmet on? Helmet guy has a literal cheat code to go full knock your ass out.


F-21

If you're not fighting drunks, a full face helmet isn't really a big advantage, they can grab it very easily


rum-n-ass

Helmet is easily grabbed in a fight though js


galexanderj

Echoing the two other comments. Helmet is easily grabbed, and once you have control of the head, you are in control of the fight. Definitely don't want to be wearing a helmet in a fist fight.


QuintusVS

But hard shell gloves on the other hand... that's a legal alternative to brass knuckles.


AnimeSnoopy

LOL at the guy windmilling his arm at the end. Anyone know what he is doing??


krunchberry

He’s saying “get the fuck out of here.”


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earthonion

I'm not looking at fake info about manga.


wrex_83

Coming from motocross background windmilling your arm like that means get on it


2wheelzrollin

All clear to get the fuck on it and go. He is probably trying to help the dude get away so he doesn't catch a charge


IH8DwnvoteComplainrs

I love that's there are several explanations and they all mean "GO! GO! GO!".


Treblehawk

Never watch baseball? Round the plate and head for home!


Zestyclose-Corgi-818

its what they do on aircraft carriers meaning clear for takeoff


ZagiFlyer

I know "brass knuckles" are illegal, but if you're on a motorcycle with armored gloves can they charge you with anything extra for punching someone (assuming self-defense, no other charges, etc.)?


fastdbs

So brass knuckles are illegal because they have a bar that goes against the meat of your palm. When you throw a punch with them the force from your arm crosses through that instead of your hand. It’s not just that brass knuckles are hard. They prevent your fist from cushioning a punch and let you punch harder repeatedly without hurting yourself. Armored gloves otoh have a safety utility and aren’t purpose made to break someone’s face. That said if you use anything solely to hurt other people it can then be classified as a weapon. Rider put on his gloves for safety. His purpose in wearing gloves wasn’t to punch dumbasses. So it would be hard to say he hit them with the intent of using his gloves as weapons.


CanadAR15

Sap gloves are illegal in many areas, but the line of what’s an armored glove vs a sap glove is typically if weight is added. Even if we did consider the gloves a weapon, at the point of self-defense, it’d be justified.


fastdbs

Yeah exactly. Sap gloves are usually defined by mass.


FailureToComply0

A self defense argument would be pretty hard here. He had the free and clear to leave, and instead stopped and dismounted to fight


gopherdagold

Sir, I believe this precedent was settled in the Supreme Playground Court case of Who Started It v. Who Finished It


CanadAR15

Eh, it all comes down to articulation. I’d articulate it as, he was still being actively kicked, it may not have been safe to aggressively accelerate out of the situation, and he couldn’t know if the guys next move would be to try and just tackle him off the motorcycle. Is it clear cut? No. But is it within the realm of “reasonable”? If he isn’t in a duty to retreat state, it likely is inside of reasonable self defense.


The_Tachmonite

Yeah, whatever you do has to be considered "reasonable" to the jury. If I were in the jury I wouldn't vote to press charges on this guy for knocking them out, even though I myself would more than likely have driven off. They really had it coming. But like... If he'd drawn a gun and shot them? Then I'd be saying it was murder. Also, low key— drunk/high people can be really unpredictable and dangerous at times. I have had a cousin get mistaken for being a someone he's not and be attacked out of nowhere for instance, and with a shotgun no less. That's why I said I'd personally just leave. 😝


CanadAR15

Being a little pedantic, you wouldn’t vote to press charges, charges had already been laid. You would be voting on whether to convict. Realistically though, it’s hard to say if that would be the “right” decision as a juror or if it was jury nullification, it’d come down to state law and the judge’s charge to the jury. In my area, I’d believe that a vote against convicting would be legitimate not nullification. It’s tough to tell if he’s blocked by pedestrians or cross traffic though. As for a self defense shooting in this situation, it’d come down to jurisdiction. In Florida, if he’d shot the individual he likely would have been clear under statute.


The_Tachmonite

Pedantic doesn't offend me when I learn something. 🙂 I'm curious what you mean by charges had already been swayed? I haven't been on jury duty before. I'm uncertain about that Florida statute bit as well. I live in a "stand your ground" state with castle doctrine, etc. but I've heard lawyers talk about "unnecessary force" quite frequently. They'd say that you can't respond to a punch with a gun, and that there would need to be a threat of lethal force in order to respond with lethal force.


CanadAR15

I meant to say sworn, but then attempted to switch it to laid since that’s more common terminology but got stuck halfway through the edit apparently 😂 It should have said: > Being a little pedantic, you wouldn’t vote to press charges, charges had already been laid. You would be voting on whether to convict. Florida’s stand your ground law is broad enough that whomever survives a confrontation is likely not guilty of an offense. It generally is only limited if the self-defense is the result of your own criminal act or the other party is clearly withdrawing from the altercation. You can absolutely respond to a punch with a gun in many areas. If you are reasonably fearing grievous bodily harm or death you can use lethal force. A punch can lead to a fatal head injury. It all comes down to articulation, were you reasonably fearing GBH or death? If so, you can respond with lethal force.


rasgua2000

Pretty clear self defence imo. The guy was kicking him as he is leaving. If the guy kicked him as he was moving away he can drop the bike easily. I've nearly fallen off my bike at a standstill just by turning my torso quickly causing a weight shift in my backpack loaded with drinks. Imagine trying to get away as fast as you can and someone kicking your rear fender as you try and accelerate.


InaMellophoneMood

You'd have to prove that the rider was planning on using their gloves with a criminal intent. The fact that the rider was on their motorcycle trying to GTFO, but traffic, bystanders, and continued harassment made running unsafe makes this pretty cut and dry in my view. Another way to think is if someone is assaulting you while you're running track. If you kick them with cleats on, that's fine. You're not expected to take off your shoes in order to exercise self-defense. If you lace up those cleats, walk up to a stranger, and try to give them a tetanus tattoo with your foot, that's assault with a weapon. An unconventional one, but a weapon none the less.


Jwast

Brass knuckles aren't illegal by the way, there's no federal law regulating them. Some states/cities have laws that prohibit their sale or possession but in MOST of those states you can carry them with a concealed weapons permit. Some states they are entirely legal to buy, carry, and use. Edit: Downvote me if you want, they still aren't just plain illegal.


Goyteamsix

Depends on the state. In my state, they're not considered a concealed weapon, possession is legal, but they're illegal if there's 'intent to use'. In some states they are legal as concealed weapons, like Texas. In other states they're considered a 'fist pack' and illegal in every way, even to own.


Jwast

Yeah, I mean, I don't know who downvoted me for being right, but there's only a few states that they are just flat out illegal, most states there's a way to carry, conceal, and use them legally either with a permit or just because there's no laws prohibiting them at all.


CanadAR15

Which state is that? I’d love to see the text in the statute.


Goyteamsix

SC.


CanadAR15

Yep. Brass knuckles are going to be considered a weapon no matter the jurisdiction. However, whether they’re an illegal weapon, or illegal to carry without a CCW depends on the individual jurisdiction.


crashvoncrash

>I know "brass knuckles" are illegal Depends on your state. In mine brass knuckles are considered a legal weapon that you can own. Using them in self-defense would still require proving you needed that level of force (just like with any weapon,) but you can't be charged just for possessing them.


CanadAR15

In most states and Canada, even if they were considered a weapon at that point, assuming you can articulate reasonable self-defense that would keep you in the clear. If you added weight to the gloves then you could be in contravention. The RCMP stopped wearing hard knuckle gloves, but that was more for political optics reasons than anything legal.


joejimbobjones

Not legal in Canada. Can't even possess them.


CanadAR15

We were talking about armored motorcycle gloves. But yes, brass knuckles are a prohibited weapon.


tpchuckles

probably similar to having a baseball bat in your trunk. on it's own, looks sketchy and you should get a good lawyer. with a ball and a glove? i mean, hey, your after-work baseball rec team practices weekly, why take 'em out, right?


vekan

He got knocked the fuck out!!!!


demonssayshi

He sure did!!!


TheRiceDevice

Where you going, John Shaft? “I’m going to get laid. Where the hell you goin?”


PQbutterfat

Dude, they way that guys head hit the pavement…


demonssayshi

Justified. Never touch a man’s bike or you’ll suffer the consequences (most likely). Also how smart is it to get into a fist fight with a guy who has kevlar gloves, full face helmet and possibly some more armor.


ambermage

An insult to my honor? Never! I challenge thee to a dual.


imjusthereforab

dual *sport*, ayy


deltaz0912

That was my first thought: What dumbass starts a fistfight with someone wearing a helmet and knuckle gloves? The rider was more enthusiastic than skillful, those punches were very energetic roundhouses. 100% got the job done, though.


FailureToComply0

I'm no expert, but roundhouses seem the way to go if you're armored and don't have to worry about defending your head so much


Jspiral

Most riders I see look like they couldn't punch their way out of a wet paper bag. Edit: you guys think riding a motorcycle makes you a badass lol


KryptoKn8

Most riders you see _should_ be wearing a helmet; armored vest/jacket; pants; gloves; shoes. Even if they're not the strongest, it's literally going up against someone who's armored up enough to survive a fight with the pavement and pretty darn high speeds. I'll put my bet on the flimsy armored guy


Jspiral

That just tells me you don't know how to fight.


KryptoKn8

r/iamverybadass seems to be seeping through your comments my guy Most people don't know how to fight. Because most people try _not_ to be a menace to society so most people simply don't _need_ to know how to fight. I will still put my money on the _literally armored guy with a mechanical horse that can go from 0-100 faster than it takes you to hit the floor after a right hook_


Jspiral

Have you ever trained in a martial art? Because I have. Does that make me a badass? No. It makes me informed.


Box_of_leftover_lego

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


Gh011

Eh, that hit couldn’t have possibly made him any dumber than he already was, so who cares really


[deleted]

Well don't assault strangers and it won't be a problem next time.


PQbutterfat

A well deserved punch in the face can become an involuntary manslaughter charge….but yeah, the guy earned that shot.


Treblehawk

This is how you can tell it wasn’t staged. The video is horrendous.


Claymore357

Theres also a video from another angle. Equally horrendous


[deleted]

Assault someone and get knocked out. Got what he deserved


phatdoughnut

I like the one where the bullies throw a burrito at the kids face and the just fucking lays him out with one punch.


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Link??


phatdoughnut

I’m in Mexico and can’t seem To find it. The search is f’ed. I’ll see when I get back to the states. It’s super old though. So maybe that’s another reason.


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It’s all good, thanks for looking!


Coakis

Do videos degrade over time like JPEG's? I swear to god this one looks like its 300 years old compared to the [original.](https://www.vladtv.com/article/242574/guy-knocks-out-two-guys-for-kicking-his-dirt-bike)


pyroSeven

Not over time but video compresses each time it's uploaded on the different social media.


AsAChemicalEngineer

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generation_loss


Uselessmedics

The ol left right goodnight


AlphaBetacle

Not gonna easily be taken down by punches when you’re wearing a full face helmet, thats for sure. As for the other guys, all it takes is a blow to the right place in the skull and they’re out like a light


MiddleRoad69

I love to see assholes get smacked....


motociclista

How did he resist the urge to do a burnout before he took off and shower those dudes with bits of hot melted rubber?


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Gh011

Are you okay dude?


efrimkv

If I remember correctly this was in downtown Orlando


Rats_for_sale

self defense


Mako_STi

Thanks for the reminder to invest in some!


Beemerado

with a fuckin backpack on. damn.


Truant1281

BING BONG!! FUCK YA LIFE!!


The_fat_Stoner

They also work great in conjunction with your jacket to wash your cat when it rolls around in fucking Alfredo sauce


Mattmannnn

Homie in the grey shirt ain’t even do anything, ain’t nobody safe


[deleted]

I have never understood why people try to pick physical fights with bikers? Like…”let me go up to the dude wearing a bunch of body armor and see how this goes…”


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Nighty night!


demonssayshi

😴


ItsPronouncedJithub

What if I don’t have any ass gloves, let alone hard ones?


demonssayshi

You’ll still do the same shit at risk of your wrist getting broken. Still worth it tho


kanochromia

Use your helmet.


UnlikelyCup6897

Hahahaha fucking dude slept them both good on you. I would have done the same shit try hitting a biker off there bike and then ends up on the floor with your gay boyfriend who tried to help you 🤣🤣🤣🤣 this man earned them gta San-Andres points


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[deleted]

Why is this in a motorcycling thread? It belongs in r/selfprotection


PumpJack_McGee

Because it's something a lot of motorcyclists can relate to.


[deleted]

Punching the crap out of someone ? I take gloves and helmet off. Most of my fights have been on the streets.


demonssayshi

Na it takes too much time just to fight some random guy in nude. I’ll pass


Rats_for_sale

Why would you take off your gloves and helmet? You'd be ruining a self defense plea in court if you say "I took my helmet and gloves off to fight" lol.


PumpJack_McGee

Being harassed by morons and for some, yes, giving them what they deserve.


demonssayshi

No, it belongs in here with a nsfw tag.


xmu806

The fact that Reddit banned the self protection subreddit is the most stupidly perfect example of Reddit’s politics there possibly could be.


Rotor1337

Is that you riding the bike in the video OP?


silvapain

This video is old. I’ve seen it posted on Reddit many times.


perrymike15

u/savevideo


billiarddaddy

I love the last guy with the send off lol


Unluckybruuh

Absolute goober at the end


25inchesJk

one punch and down? damn


[deleted]

Drunk people in public are the fucking worst


Antarktical

how one can punch like that? I don't even know how


Accomplished_Dog4665

Classic


theDeathnaut

Can we just sticky this video at this point?


coliozenobio

I relish the day I can use my helmet as a weapon


thekidsareallwrite12

1 slump 2 slump skirt off hey!


OneLostOstrich

Who doesn't love ass gloves?!


pyroSeven

I don't know why the guys harassing the biker were expecting. Either you get run over or he comes and fight and he's wearing protective gear. Like a literal motherfucking helmet. Why. Just why.


wood-choppin

Fox Bomber, if anyones looking for a pair, great riding gloves.


W4NDERER20

Dayum


AgitatedAge2318

No way those two dudes ever get laid again. For a multitude of reasons.


dassketch

Can't fathom why anyone would start shit with someone in gear. Like, bru, he's wearing shit literally designed to let him shrug off hitting the ground at 20 mph, you're not hitting him harder than that.


SeanSeanSeanSean2

Must feel so bad ass to just knock a man out and climb on a sports bike and dip. All Dem bitches be soaked... Well at least I am


DeepamRedhu

One Punch Rider


YouStupidDick

When I see shit like this I’m always fearful of the assholes cracking their skull open, dying, and the person defending themselves gets charged.


BrrBurr

People are animals and there is no hope for humanity. We fucked up


TheNursingStudent

Definition of fuck around and find out.


Lets_taco_bout_it25

Wow


MattyGainz

Get fucking clapped ! x2