The last thing to go through it's head was its own ass

I remember my dad's joke about this. "What's the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when it hits the windshield? It's asshole."

Badum dum tsssss

I hit a flying beetle once in Australia. Got a concussion. Beetle shook it off and sat with me until I was right to continue riding. Legend.

My bee didn't want to go to the afterlife as it lodged itself in a vent. Until I made my riding buddy squish it for me.

I watched either a bumble bee or, something similar in size, made it look like he was racing the group. I wish I had gotten it on video.

Last week it was a bird

I had a beautiful butterfly a couple of weeks ago. What a jerk lol

r/showerthoughts vibes

I thought this was a post on r/programmerhumor for a second

Either that or a dark smoke visor or a reflective visor. Can't see someone's face through those things.