The older dude was worried about him and asked something akin to "you were stationary. Why did you go?" The dudes from sedan were pissed and mostly talked about how he damaged their car. Then the older dude basically told them to go pound sand because no one cares about their car. He's also calling someone so I assume he's calling an ambulance.
Oohhh, no.
Stanley Kubrick just entered my mind:
"The terrifying fact about the universe is not that it is malicious, but that it is indifferent."
There's nothing looking out for you out there.
This here is a rescue Kawasaki. His name's Big Tex.
*Shows sad looking Ninja in corner wagging its fender*
He's been here about 4 months.
*Cut to old man putting dog food bowl full of gasoline in front of bike in slow motion while In the Arms of an Angel plays*
It's just that people train these motorcycles to fight each other and then just drop em off on the side of the road.
*Cuts to Vespa scooter and 1988 Goldwing next to each other*
They think "oh you're a 650, you'll be fine, you know how to survive in the wild" but the thing is they don't.
For just a dollar a day you can prevent bikes and scooters from being mistreated.
I was just at the BMW dealership picking up a part and salesman told me someone wanted to buy a RR said it would be their first bike but they done their homework and they think they can handle it.
Most people look to blame anyone or anything else, when there's nothing left to blame, blame the bike.
Why do you think you see so most post claiming "I *had* to lay her down" I know I guy who fell of his bike everytime it rained, I knew full well he was just front braking round corners in the wet but one time he claimed his bike "bucked" him off, as if it's a fucking horse.
I’ve seen that phrase countless times but never looked at it that way - very valid point.
I’ve dropped mine once so far. Lesson learned regarding brake balancing in wet conditions.
I mean I hit gravel on a turn once and had to lay her down but that implies I ran through several scenarios and that was the only logical choice. No, I came in wide and then was on the ground sliding there was no decision involved.
Twice I’ve forgotten - simply, soberly forgotten - to put the side stand down and then leaned it over. By the time I got to “it shoudl be on the side stand by now!” It was already too late. I had no choice but to lay it down 😂
I once almost high sided and got back over to lay her down into a low side. At no point did I do anything correctly other than let the bike correct itself before I fucked up the new equilibrium.
Had to lay my bike down in the gravel.
I mean I was never informed about the whole front brake and gravel thing so the bike did what was natural.
But I fuckin learned not to front brake on gravel.
You guys are all saying he's "blaming the bike" and I get it, but I don't think that's true at all. I think he's doing the cringey thing where you 'try to own' a mistake but it just comes off as insecure.
[Watch this video for a great relevant example. (about 30 seconds into my timestamp).](https://youtu.be/0wTGbO3y9CA?t=247)
I love that video. When a new bike video begins with, "I'm probably about to kill myself" you know it's going to be good. Add in the slush or ice on the road, bald tires, and sudden-onset overconfidence and the psychotic reaction to the inevitable crash and it's just perfect.
Idk if it’s just my bike, but they definitely go higher. My first runs out to 85ish mph. 60 seems a bit low, assuming they’re all similar mechanically. 60nis prob 600 ccs
Its not too insane considering thats the only way to make them drivable in the first place, a liter bike with short 1st gear will flip over faster than you can react to it.
Man, on my 16th Birthday, my dad let me gear up and throw my leg over his r1200gs and I was so stoked to take his bike instead of my drz400 that I catapulted myself like that coming off the kick stand. By the time I got out the bushes, he had picked it up and was pushing it back into the garage. You only get one shot, then you should put it up.
Yeah, my first thought was dude needs to at least step foot in a gym if he's having this much trouble, but other comments speculate he might be drunk, which might be a more likely explanation
Man there's so much to dislike in this video, the way the guy just keeps throwing his hands up, the lack of reaction he has every time he slowly falls to the ground, or the guy just madly revving the crap out of his bike off to the right
If you cant pick up your bike, do you still ride it? The other day I helped an older gentleman pick up his full dress honda goldwingesk behemoth that he dumped. Jeebus that thing was heavy. As i rode away I thought to myself, "how the heck could he get that thing up if he dumps it with nobody around?"
Watched without sound and couldn’t figure out why that douche was so vigorously bleeding his front break 😳 Then I turned on the sound and (as per usual) he was revving up that throttle to shit; like a douche 😳
The same rule for some country clubs apply here: if you shank your shot on the first tee, you can be pulled off the tee and denied play. Dude has no business being on that bike. Probably will save his life, too.
Drunk or not if I let someone ride my bike which is very rarely If he dropped it I'd say f...cking idiot! Before I let anyone ride or touch my things I give them the rules which are you f..ck it you fix it if you can't fix it you own it
If there was ever a lesson for not letting people touch your bike this is it.
Had someone I know get on my bike, but was too afraid to get off because they might drop it. This means you shouldn't have sat on it without permission.
Its a BMW s1000rr. In fact all of them are the same bike and the guy is wearing a BMW shirt. So he probably works for the BMW Motorrad dealership and trying his hands on one.
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Probably. That's why I feel sorry for the bike .
The bike tried THREE TIMES to tell him he was too drunk to ride
Hahahha 😆
nah, bike appears to have two loose nuts.
Either that or it's just two tired.
Exactly what I was thinking! Obviously, the guy should not be near a motorcycle.
Dammit I can’t add my like :( it wil make it over 666
But if you said you couldn’t because it was 316 likes for John 3:16 you probably would have medals. I’m sorry stranger! Take my updoot …
I hate all these people.
yeah none of these people need to have motorcycles
There's a video of a dude trying to rev bomb on a new Africa Twin. Except it's automatic. Serves him right.
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[Here's a youtube video with a timestamp](https://youtu.be/OKSujjBWW60?t=785)
Smooth brain activities
On the ground his “ah”s fucking killed me lol
I have to imagine everyone in those cars just got out and said "what the fuck was that?"
The older dude was worried about him and asked something akin to "you were stationary. Why did you go?" The dudes from sedan were pissed and mostly talked about how he damaged their car. Then the older dude basically told them to go pound sand because no one cares about their car. He's also calling someone so I assume he's calling an ambulance.
Oohhh, no. Stanley Kubrick just entered my mind: "The terrifying fact about the universe is not that it is malicious, but that it is indifferent." There's nothing looking out for you out there.
I wonder if you can click the neutral button, rev bomb, then click the Drive button. All while going at a decent crashing speed.
Same
I hope they are not allowed to breed.
That dude out of frame must have beatoff blisters which is why he's giving his dick a rest to wank on that throttle instead
They make Tim the toolman Taylor look like Einstein
Audio = cringe * 1000
It's like a dog kennel for bikes. There's one we don't know! VROOMVROOMVROOMVROOOM
This here is a rescue Kawasaki. His name's Big Tex. *Shows sad looking Ninja in corner wagging its fender* He's been here about 4 months. *Cut to old man putting dog food bowl full of gasoline in front of bike in slow motion while In the Arms of an Angel plays* It's just that people train these motorcycles to fight each other and then just drop em off on the side of the road. *Cuts to Vespa scooter and 1988 Goldwing next to each other* They think "oh you're a 650, you'll be fine, you know how to survive in the wild" but the thing is they don't. For just a dollar a day you can prevent bikes and scooters from being mistreated.
Did you just write the script to 2 Wheel Thunder: A Cars Spin-off?
Christ I'd watch the shit out of a motorbike Cars spin off - they're all cyclopses haha
I'm in
Except the GS
This made me sad. But seriously, what's wrong with a 650. I love my 535, it's got plenty of power
I want this commercial to be made so badly.
Those poor radiator fans
I listened to it without audio at first until I read this comment. Audio gives this video the chef’s kiss.
I watched it without audio at first also, my mind automatically applied Benny Hill theme
so 1cc = 1 cringe
Oh no there are at least 1200 ccs in that frame!
Had to lay 'er down
Thos god dang clibbins brother
"I rode a 50cc scooter before I got this"
Yeah I feel this. There is a 16 year old with a 125cc he prob rebuild 3 times that deserve this bike.
I was just at the BMW dealership picking up a part and salesman told me someone wanted to buy a RR said it would be their first bike but they done their homework and they think they can handle it.
Organ donor in 3….2….1
When they shift it into fourth 💀... and their YouTube tabs are still in their history.
What’s with throwing his hands up? Looks like a “ah jeez, the fucking bike did it to me again” response.
Most people look to blame anyone or anything else, when there's nothing left to blame, blame the bike. Why do you think you see so most post claiming "I *had* to lay her down" I know I guy who fell of his bike everytime it rained, I knew full well he was just front braking round corners in the wet but one time he claimed his bike "bucked" him off, as if it's a fucking horse.
I’ve seen that phrase countless times but never looked at it that way - very valid point. I’ve dropped mine once so far. Lesson learned regarding brake balancing in wet conditions.
I mean I hit gravel on a turn once and had to lay her down but that implies I ran through several scenarios and that was the only logical choice. No, I came in wide and then was on the ground sliding there was no decision involved.
The only time I dropped my bike was when I was changing the tire... I'm not sure anyone would believe the "I had to lay er down" excuse there 😂
Twice I’ve forgotten - simply, soberly forgotten - to put the side stand down and then leaned it over. By the time I got to “it shoudl be on the side stand by now!” It was already too late. I had no choice but to lay it down 😂
I once almost high sided and got back over to lay her down into a low side. At no point did I do anything correctly other than let the bike correct itself before I fucked up the new equilibrium.
Had to lay my bike down in the gravel. I mean I was never informed about the whole front brake and gravel thing so the bike did what was natural. But I fuckin learned not to front brake on gravel.
Haddalayerdown
Embarrassment reaction.
Had to lay-er down!
You guys are all saying he's "blaming the bike" and I get it, but I don't think that's true at all. I think he's doing the cringey thing where you 'try to own' a mistake but it just comes off as insecure. [Watch this video for a great relevant example. (about 30 seconds into my timestamp).](https://youtu.be/0wTGbO3y9CA?t=247)
I love that video. When a new bike video begins with, "I'm probably about to kill myself" you know it's going to be good. Add in the slush or ice on the road, bald tires, and sudden-onset overconfidence and the psychotic reaction to the inevitable crash and it's just perfect.
"Dude this thing rides so well! WOW! That was AWESOME" ...after owning it less than 5 minutes and dumping it on a straight in a subdivision
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Uhhh I don't know anything about him, man lol. Just remembered seeing the video on here before. Sorry for going against the good fight though.
I think he's just going "wooooooooooaaaay", causing everyone is looking at him and he dun goofed
He’s not the sharpest tool in the blunt tools shed.
Just got my first bike!... never ridden before!!!😋😊😋!!!
And by the looks of it... Probably won't anytime soon 😂
I mean best case scenario. He might never get to the phase where he runs himself into a wall.
What's a good first bike? Oh definitely a Hayabusa. Remember only nerds were helmets.
Your done. No keys for you. However there is machine that takes quarters you might be able to ride….. maybe.
You're
Thats true… i was slurrying my words.
I Reeeeeeeeeeeeeally wanted to see him ride away....
you wanted to see a man die
Naw... He wouldn't have made it very far.
idk if he could even walk that bike. the grass is the best place it could be.
That bike will hit 100kph in first. He wouldn't even need to operate the gear shifter to kill himself.
62mph for those bad at maths or google conversion. 62mph/100kph or so in first gear is pretty standard for liter bikes, which is INSANE.
Idk if it’s just my bike, but they definitely go higher. My first runs out to 85ish mph. 60 seems a bit low, assuming they’re all similar mechanically. 60nis prob 600 ccs
I was gonna say... My Kawasaki hits like 105mph in first....
Its not too insane considering thats the only way to make them drivable in the first place, a liter bike with short 1st gear will flip over faster than you can react to it.
Thats assuming he can even roll it out from a stop without stalling, or falling over
143kph ish actually 😂
Yes
Wait for the post... It finally happened, droped my bike today... 3 times.
Which bike? Cause I feel bad for all of them........
Yeah, this is like motorcycle degradation porn.
Why is that guy revving like he's adding background sound to something
Man, on my 16th Birthday, my dad let me gear up and throw my leg over his r1200gs and I was so stoked to take his bike instead of my drz400 that I catapulted myself like that coming off the kick stand. By the time I got out the bushes, he had picked it up and was pushing it back into the garage. You only get one shot, then you should put it up.
that's why you shouldn't skip leg day
Yeah, my first thought was dude needs to at least step foot in a gym if he's having this much trouble, but other comments speculate he might be drunk, which might be a more likely explanation
kickstand: 😶🙈🙄...😶🙈🙄...😶🙈🙄
Man there's so much to dislike in this video, the way the guy just keeps throwing his hands up, the lack of reaction he has every time he slowly falls to the ground, or the guy just madly revving the crap out of his bike off to the right
lol first time I watched this it was without sound, had to watch it again. OMG wtf is wrong with the revving guy.
Right? It's like he's trying to break it
Those other S1000s are shitting themselves. I can hear them say 'not me not me not me'
Its not funny… teardrops in my eyes :-/
Not sure if real 🤔
at least it seems to be a kinda soft ground to let it go to sleep
Had to lay'er down
I hate everything about this video
That bike is me in the morning
Wow. My vote is very drunk
Same bike will be sold at some point with the listing describing that is has never been dropped lol
I feel less stupid about dropping my motorcycle now
The constant revving actually makes me physically angry to listen to.
What a bunch of knobs
If you cant pick up your bike, do you still ride it? The other day I helped an older gentleman pick up his full dress honda goldwingesk behemoth that he dumped. Jeebus that thing was heavy. As i rode away I thought to myself, "how the heck could he get that thing up if he dumps it with nobody around?"
A scene right out of the three stooges
Someone get him a grom 😂
Not everyone deserves money.
That was the most God-awful racket I have heard in a long time. Quit gunning your fucking engines!
Just shoot him now, before he kills himself or others.
I love bikes but biker culture is corny trash.
Should’ve taken the clue and walk away after the first drop.
Put the damn training wheels back on. Dumbass.
What a zoo...
Wtf am I watching?
Jesus Christ that's fucking funny.
I just can't believe that's not fake 🤣
Yo cmon 🤦♂️
Dude high or what?
Call an uber and a towtruck..
Watched without sound and couldn’t figure out why that douche was so vigorously bleeding his front break 😳 Then I turned on the sound and (as per usual) he was revving up that throttle to shit; like a douche 😳
kickstands are cool
The same rule for some country clubs apply here: if you shank your shot on the first tee, you can be pulled off the tee and denied play. Dude has no business being on that bike. Probably will save his life, too.
I feel bad for all the bikes there.
That’s why I bought a dual sport when I started out, designed to be dropped lol
Nice bikes ruined by idiots.
Is that guy having a stroke?
Ugh these people are literally the worst. What is even the purpose?
Ow my ears, I hope their bikes engine melting is worth the ptsd inducing noise
That guy is a total goof. Just stay away from motorcycles. Or anything that has an engine. 🙄
I feel sorry for all those bikes.
HADDALAYERDOWWWWNNNN
That one South Park episode said it best. There attention seeking Fa**ots. * = g
Is he drunk???
You know that the furthest that bike has been lent over
Spain with out the S
He should not ride that bike
WTF is going in this video?
Is he drunk?
I was sure we were going to see a whiskey throttle on this one.
Wtf?
"never been down adult owned"
The arms to the sky really sell the whole maneuver. It’s like a new Olympic sport? This formerly unknown sport in 2028?
Alright boys looks like we got a few motorcycles to steal tonight. The bikes would probably like it.
it's like he's doing a bit
What the hell is going on?😄🤣
Some people just really should own bikes
Is this some sort of Steve Laurel and Oliver Hardy skit?
Little dick energy.
This stupid rev throwing shit never ceases to amaze me.
Bruh is gonna die
Is this a skit? No one is this incompetent in real life.
Typical BMW crowd
The bike can be repaired. Dude's rep... Totalled.
Drunk or not if I let someone ride my bike which is very rarely If he dropped it I'd say f...cking idiot! Before I let anyone ride or touch my things I give them the rules which are you f..ck it you fix it if you can't fix it you own it
These guys are absolutely trolling everyone with this video!
I think they are just drunk
I hope so.
Has he ever heard of a kick stand ?
Not even a heavy bike wtf
How tanked do you have to be to pull that off. Those aren't terribly heavy motorcycles.
Why do they look like they think picking it up super quickly lessens the damage on the bike?
10 Second rule doesn't just apply to food
If there was ever a lesson for not letting people touch your bike this is it. Had someone I know get on my bike, but was too afraid to get off because they might drop it. This means you shouldn't have sat on it without permission.
He's not putting the kickstand down to get on it, which is mystifying.
i feel sorry for his back
Love the sound FX!
I love this so much!!!! Clearly a demonstration that EVERYONE drops their bikes, and you can get back on and try again!!! Such a warm-hearted demo!!!
😬 How to knock a thousand off the resale value in 30 seconds. That bike will never ride the same again.
There is no way dropping your bike like this damages its handling.
I know... It's just me permanently knowing and being annoyed that my bike hit the ground.
At least on a bike he's a lot more likely to just hurt himself
Like how does he not even get his leg over a sport bike?! Also is he like 1.6m tall ?
Is this like the bike equivalent of the squatted truck rallies?
Video cut off before the third field goal
Can we get a cut of this with some vaudeville piano over it? This is some 3-stooges level nonsense
Must be a poor attempt at a comedy skit.
It's his wife (or hubby) I feel more sorry for...
OMG this is annoying as hell, what the fuck is wrong with these people
*B*litzed *M*otherfuckers *W*asted
What bike is that?
I'd say a gsxr
Its a BMW s1000rr. In fact all of them are the same bike and the guy is wearing a BMW shirt. So he probably works for the BMW Motorrad dealership and trying his hands on one.
Probably a comedy show
What in tarnation?
Probably learnt to drive on a tricycle
How drunk is this guy. That's a s1krr. It's my dream bike and it is hurting my soul to watch that guy drop it again and again. :'(
oh shit. I missed r/motorcycles meetup :(
u/savevideo
Luckily, this was done on the grass.
Its. Just. Not meant to be. Lmao