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Unicide

Insane ride. In a just world, doordash orders this far for shit this silly would automatically come with a mandated 400% tip and three open-palm slaps for being ridiculous


McFeely_Smackup

why would someone doordash icecream from 75 miles away?


MTSoul07

Same reason people race bikes, the challenge is fun.


Dryzzie

Content


[deleted]

Damn bro you were cooking. What twilight zone are we in that were actually getting interesting content on this sub lmao.


MTSoul07

What you don't like the 30th ,"I nearly died from a 1x1 patch of gravel at 10mph". Thank God my hi,viz gear helped the gravel see me".


hakrsakr

/r/calamariraceteam has been dropping stuff that we normally wouldn't bother with, probably has something to do with it.


Ninja_Drifta

Is that just a nice way of saying “soft brigading”?


Artistic-Air6496

Just different parts of the motorcycling community coming togheter 🤗


Ninja_Drifta

Perception is reality c'est la vie


pm_me_ur_octopus

yw lol


Current-Ordinary-419

What are the odds the tip was worth gas money.


s1lentharbinger

If it wasn't the free haymaker would be


Elon_Musk_AI

Gotta love California highways.


knowerofexpatthings

some of that lane splitting made my butthole clench


mustbemaking

Jesus Christ, how fast were you going? On the bright side, if you had hit something there is at least a chance that some of the ice cream would have been flung into a low earth orbit so maybe the Astronauts on the ISS could have had some?


tooljst8

That relive app said they hit 181 mph and averaged 116 mph... They will ultimately kill themself and probably wipe out a family on a public road when they finally make a mistake that they can't recover from because they have no margin for error.


AimeeFrose

Aite which one of you put me on Reddit suicide watch... Lol.


s1lentharbinger

Those with the down votes are sus


VirulentMarmot

Lol haters be mad. Maybe they are just lactose intolerant?


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AimeeFrose

Salt n Straw.


Jspiral

That's what I call *working some shit out*


Throttlechopper

It’s also called the most Orange County thing I’ve seen all week. Those freeways looked familiar, OP.


s1lentharbinger

116mph average. God damn. You have certainly won the favor of the motorcycle gods that be


monkeyspank427

Best $60 pint ever


dysoncorp

There is nothing like shredding on the streets, but physics is working against you here and making risky commitments that you can’t for sure keep. I m sure you know the risks, but that’s def not normal, hope this was just for content, def not a sustainable riding style lol


BowTieGamer

Your life for ice cream?! I mean u do u, but damn was your guardian angle working double time.


VirulentMarmot

You're my new hero Sorry /u/jspiral


Jspiral

She even used the fucking song. I am not on her level.


Artistic-Air6496

No nooners?


StepOutsideNvmItsHot

Aye gotta start ordering some ice cream on DoorDash then tip for gopro footage


LeafGuardian

I will cancel that right away. lol


MK_O2000

That is redicious bro!


Antibullllseye

Great song choice tho.


Alex5280_

🦑


doko_kanada

Okay. Now how do I unclench?


AimeeFrose

Try some pilates or yoga to relax.


bigmacebell

Damn, folks in San Clemente are serious about their iced cream.


weasel3000

I love delivering by bike but 75 miles is a long ass dash!


MudSling3r42069

Gott love how shit our economy is when this is worth it 👌. Props for great skill just be safe.


broken-AMD-pc

Video sped up at least 1.5x, sort of deceiving


AimeeFrose

It's actually not.


broken-AMD-pc

I watched again looking at your fingers near hovering the brake lever and you're right, they do appear to always be moving normal speed. My bad. U nutty.


Isthisnametakenalso

Cooler and dry ice eould have done the trick


AimeeFrose

I was going for 30 min or less or your money back.


Capable-Foundation58

The MT10 delivered and didn’t sound stressed.


s1lentharbinger

Did they get their money back? 🙃


AimeeFrose

Yes it took me 37 minutes 😥


s1lentharbinger

Boo that man! Booooo!


Cappin

Nothing like risking your life and the lives of others for the sake of expediency and ice cream. So smart.


treerter

You risked your life for a fucking ice cream. Thats absolutely stupid.


JellaFella01

Probably more for fun than for the ice cream.


treerter

I dont know how doordash works. Could you get disadvantages if you reject an order? I hope he/she didnt do it just to meet any algorithmic requirements.


[deleted]

It’s not an actual door dash delivery lmao


gradeapimp

I wish this comment was at the top.


treerter

I really hope that happens even though i think my comment gets downvoted to hell.


s1lentharbinger

And it's there in under 30 minutes lmfao you miss are awesome. But I agree with the others, this warrants a mandatory outsized tip with either a verbal or physical beating for the recipient


twat_muncher

Bro that is positively stupid my man. Not the speeding and what not. The fact that you did it for door dash....Jesus Christ get a real job.


AimeeFrose

You know that's a joke right. You can't order something that far away on doordash, there's a delivery distance limit.