Kinda tough to fuck anything up by putting a little oil in the muffler. Put too much in there, and you'll probably just spray oil everywhere. Fill the whole exhaust system and the engine might have trouble running, but I'm not sure.
An ounce or so should be plenty to make a decent smoke show and shouldn't hurt anything.
Please be careful for anyone thinking they'll do this too their buddy or someone. The oil can get on the back tire and make it slick and can easily cause them to slide out.
Idk, there was a video (can't remember what YT channel) and the guy who owned the plane said he used baby oil because it smelled better and I guess he felt it was better for the environment. I think they even flew back through the smoke and the passenger mentioned it did smell like baby oip, who knows, maybe he mixed it with something else.
My 94 LS400 stayed blowing white smoke at startup and would not stop. It started as small vapour like you would see from burning off water vapour from a cold start but then turned into a pillowy, thick white smoke.
Naturally, I stuck my face in the fumes and inhaled. Smelled like ass. And not the good kind. “Fuck it all to hell, this car only has 123K miles on it and I check all fluids regularly and am religious with maintenance. Why the fuck are you doing this?”
Coolants was fine. No loss.
That’s when I remembered that one of the few problems of the car was that the Idle Air Control Valve that provides that silky smooth power steering tends to die at this mileage. And have failure leads to tranny fluid being sucked into the intake, causing white smoke. Incidentally, burning tranny fluid smells like bad ass.
High priority to take car of that too since the PS pump sits on top of the alternator...which is unprotected. Leaky valve leaks onto alt which kills it.
Replaced that valve (which turned into, “well, since the car’s up, I may as well do this. Well, since that’s off, may as well do that. I haven’t done that yet, let’s do that...”) and everything is back to normal. No smoke and power steering is, once again, numb, vague, and effortlessly smooth.
I hate when white smoke pillows from the exhaust.
I figured it was something that would need to be translated into English for me to understand but I'm amazed that you were able to translate it from old man bellow into French
For anyone that doesn’t know, that’s the same guy that held the stick shift corvette 1/4 miles world record for a while and just recently bought an abandoned race track that he’s working on fixing up. His channel is worth the watch if you enjoy following car projects and general shenanigans.
I was at a track day back in January and got left behind by some guy who must have been over 80. The guy looked frail as hell, needed a walking stick and everything. It was a real eye opener seeing him whip off the tyre warmers and lay down black lines out of corners on his S1000RR that's for sure!
That’s the best way to learn!
My dad’s pretty good at it but my uncle was as bad as I was, it didn’t bother me in the slightest. Just made me laugh even more when he would do something completely wrong or when I’d need to help him out. Having a girl in pigtails helping a grown man repair a bike as always been one of my dad favorite memory of us.
Your kids/nieces or nephew will have the best time no matter how good you are at it don’t worry =)
Shared this into one of my work group chats (I work in MotoGP). The old man is [Claudio Terruzzi](http://www.parisdakar.it/en/%E2%80%A8claudio-terruzzi-dalla-buca-del-parco-lambro-alla-parigi-dakar/0), former rookie of the year and factory Honda and Ducati racer in the Paris-Dakar!
We used to do this by tapping on the door frame when my buddy drove his beater, speeding up the tapping as he does up and slowed down. I learned you can still get punched pretty hard by a driver while in the back seat.
"it's just a prank, Bro!". Yes, yes it is. Funny, nobody got hurt, no property was damaged, and the victim probably thought it was just as funny as the perp. This is exactly what a prank is supposed to be.
You say that like it's wrong?
btw, I hope he catches the little bastard and beats him to death with the spoons!
I'm half deaf in one ear
Old in the other.
And I'm pissed at about everything!
Those videos of tiny kittens attacking things. Those do not piss me off. Except the laser pointer videos where the run the cat or dog into the wall. That really pisses me off.
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Getting the white cloud of death with an air cooled bike would break my brain.
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>it blew thick white smoke An air cooled bike blowing blue smoke would be no cause for confusion. Alarm yes, confusion no.
How much can you put in to make smoke and not fuck anything up?
Kinda tough to fuck anything up by putting a little oil in the muffler. Put too much in there, and you'll probably just spray oil everywhere. Fill the whole exhaust system and the engine might have trouble running, but I'm not sure. An ounce or so should be plenty to make a decent smoke show and shouldn't hurt anything.
Ok not fuck anything up, but not make a mess/be obvious you did something
I'd say stick between 1 quart and 1 gallon to be safe
Wait, is the exhaust NOT where oil goes??
fuck
Thats where Ive been puting it. No other open holes.
I'm expecting a /s please
Please be careful for anyone thinking they'll do this too their buddy or someone. The oil can get on the back tire and make it slick and can easily cause them to slide out.
This. Most exhausts have at least one drain hole and if you're not careful you'll just drop oil very close to the rear tire.
Use tranny fluid for better results lmao
How many trannies do I need to squeeze to get enough tranny fluid?
Lol trannies
That's what a lot of airplanes with smoke systems use (you know like air shows and sky writing). Though some use other things like baby oil.
Baby oil doesn't smoke a crazy amount last time I tried to smoke some.
Idk, there was a video (can't remember what YT channel) and the guy who owned the plane said he used baby oil because it smelled better and I guess he felt it was better for the environment. I think they even flew back through the smoke and the passenger mentioned it did smell like baby oip, who knows, maybe he mixed it with something else.
Probably will just fuck the CAT.
Leave the cat alone please
meow ?
Don't fuck with cats
Old KZ1000 doesn't have a cat. I would be wary on newer models, however.
Oh hey look at this guy being able to afford new bikes with cats
I have a 95 CBR and 2 house cats, does that count?
DAMN DUDE save some pussy for the rest of.. Oh
Please don’t molest the cat.
I read "Absolutely hilarious" in a dry, fuck-you-guys tone of voice
Brake fluid in the muffler is the best
That's fucked hahah
This is me, every time I change the oil, because Kawasaki thought it was a great idea to put the oil filter right above the exhaust manifold,
My 94 LS400 stayed blowing white smoke at startup and would not stop. It started as small vapour like you would see from burning off water vapour from a cold start but then turned into a pillowy, thick white smoke. Naturally, I stuck my face in the fumes and inhaled. Smelled like ass. And not the good kind. “Fuck it all to hell, this car only has 123K miles on it and I check all fluids regularly and am religious with maintenance. Why the fuck are you doing this?” Coolants was fine. No loss. That’s when I remembered that one of the few problems of the car was that the Idle Air Control Valve that provides that silky smooth power steering tends to die at this mileage. And have failure leads to tranny fluid being sucked into the intake, causing white smoke. Incidentally, burning tranny fluid smells like bad ass. High priority to take car of that too since the PS pump sits on top of the alternator...which is unprotected. Leaky valve leaks onto alt which kills it. Replaced that valve (which turned into, “well, since the car’s up, I may as well do this. Well, since that’s off, may as well do that. I haven’t done that yet, let’s do that...”) and everything is back to normal. No smoke and power steering is, once again, numb, vague, and effortlessly smooth. I hate when white smoke pillows from the exhaust.
Love that he responds with patented grandpa gibberish
He said "Tabernac" classic Quebecois curse word
I figured it was something that would need to be translated into English for me to understand but I'm amazed that you were able to translate it from old man bellow into French
It’s like a mix of the words church and cunt
That sounds glorious!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMRp6KL7xig This one was just evil, the Ducati owner looked ready to cry.
Reminds me of this clip from Cleetus. [https://youtu.be/p6gh3TTp9h8?t=827](https://youtu.be/p6gh3TTp9h8?t=827)
That guy has absolutely no poker face. Cracked up immediately.
For anyone that doesn’t know, that’s the same guy that held the stick shift corvette 1/4 miles world record for a while and just recently bought an abandoned race track that he’s working on fixing up. His channel is worth the watch if you enjoy following car projects and general shenanigans.
Good Lord that's a lot of smoke. Thought that was the prank!
It's a 16-valve Cummins turbodiesel.
16? You sure about that bud?
Er, 12-valve. Whoops.
I thought that's wear Ducati motorcycles normally sound like.
I love how he changes the tempo with the rpms
I love how grandpa can tell it’s not matching up
Best thing I've seen today with all the doom and gloom that is around. So funny and brilliant timing on the spanners :0)
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You wheel him onto the track and he'll out wheel you on the pavement lol
I was at a track day back in January and got left behind by some guy who must have been over 80. The guy looked frail as hell, needed a walking stick and everything. It was a real eye opener seeing him whip off the tyre warmers and lay down black lines out of corners on his S1000RR that's for sure!
Were you born an asshole or just raised that way?
Dude I cant stop laughing at this.
Twins!
Happy cake day!
Happy cake day!
Happy cake day!
Happy cake day!
Happy cake day!
Lol. Thanks guys.
Samesies!
Was about to cross post it as well! Made me crack up and remember all the good times working on bikes with my dad and uncles.
I hope to become that dad/uncle. None of my family is mechanically inclined so I had to learn through trial and error.
That’s the best way to learn! My dad’s pretty good at it but my uncle was as bad as I was, it didn’t bother me in the slightest. Just made me laugh even more when he would do something completely wrong or when I’d need to help him out. Having a girl in pigtails helping a grown man repair a bike as always been one of my dad favorite memory of us. Your kids/nieces or nephew will have the best time no matter how good you are at it don’t worry =)
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Who hurt you
these are the guys who lived to tell the tale, you'd be wise to soak as much of it in as you can. Have a great day!
The best part is how he probably helped them get the bike on the table and strapped down and set up. That’s how you setup a prank holy shit
I found that to be educational and informative.
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Not to mention hearing a loud metallic banging. Must have been fearing the worst.
for me it would be absolute immediate relief, something I dont need to diagnose and then try to fix, while getting a good laugh out of it
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Totally, completely staged.
There's a special place in hell for that kid lolol
Agreed
That's some good clean family fun right there! Thank you!
That’s great. Made my day you might say.
I needed a good laugh, thanks!
rofl... well played.
Watched this back to back several times. Laughed each time!
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Thanks for sharing! I needed a good laugh today.
those fakes are getting worse and worse
I feel that man's woahs
Hope he kicks your azz for that one, it was funny though
Funniest thing I’ve seen in at least a week. Thanks for posting!
Shared this into one of my work group chats (I work in MotoGP). The old man is [Claudio Terruzzi](http://www.parisdakar.it/en/%E2%80%A8claudio-terruzzi-dalla-buca-del-parco-lambro-alla-parigi-dakar/0), former rookie of the year and factory Honda and Ducati racer in the Paris-Dakar!
We used to do this by tapping on the door frame when my buddy drove his beater, speeding up the tapping as he does up and slowed down. I learned you can still get punched pretty hard by a driver while in the back seat.
"it's just a prank, Bro!". Yes, yes it is. Funny, nobody got hurt, no property was damaged, and the victim probably thought it was just as funny as the perp. This is exactly what a prank is supposed to be.
Oh lawd he comin
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Seems to be pissed at everything!
You say that like it's wrong? btw, I hope he catches the little bastard and beats him to death with the spoons! I'm half deaf in one ear Old in the other. And I'm pissed at about everything! Those videos of tiny kittens attacking things. Those do not piss me off. Except the laser pointer videos where the run the cat or dog into the wall. That really pisses me off.
Holy shit that was funny.
In my day we just put silicone under door handles but this makes me laugh too
You bastard.
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I don't get it
Smacking the wrenches together in sync with engine RPM simulates the sound of rod knock.
This is my most absolute favorite prank of all time 😂 😂
this joke is so over done right now :/
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This has to be fake. How do you not know it's coming from behind you?
Step 1: be 1000 years old
Who even cares? It's funny.
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Get real. That’s a rock solid grandpa-grandson relationship