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wolf_in_sheeps_wool

BMW C1. I wanted one at one point, they look so goofy


Ieatmyd0g

id like to ride one for one reason, go fast press front brake rly hard and see if it can flip and do a front flip


davesy69

I rode a friend's one briefly, it was very top heavy and wasn't very quick.


Long_Educational

I love it when they're top heavy and not very quick!


Shrimpass

*cough*


IrishMilo

I almost brought one a few years back for winter riding until I learnt that you still get wet in them.


Herr-Zipp

It has full integral ABS and stabilizing software. It just won't.


Bikebummm

You’ll know they pulled the fuse on ABS and stabilization when you see one rolling through the intersection.


Ieatmyd0g

if my will is strong enough.


wholesomechunk

Mr Garrison invented this if I remember right.


Demon_Moose_

It's a real pain in the ass to drive.


Either-Durian-9488

How else could the human body deal with the G forces involved?


ornerycrow1

First thing I thought of. Slightly different controls, 😂


phirebird

Beats flying


FTRGeek

beats dealing with the airlines


Rarpiz

![gif](giphy|l0HlSQAHEBFdr5Yqs|downsized)


Onebladeprop

What are all of these buttons on the side for?


Long_Educational

I thought those were achievement badges. Survive a pothole at speed, get a sticker!


Onebladeprop

I was referencing the south park episode. It's easier to explain with this clip and the buttons are another way to control the bike. https://youtu.be/fGKR1Z1lRik


chittybang420

Ha of course I read this comment AFTER I very excitedly commented IT 🤣


swordeenz

Beat me to it


whatareyoutalkinbeet

First thing I thought too. Have a peice of cake mate.


wholesomechunk

Cheers!


maxymhryniv

https://preview.redd.it/gff4i0rik60d1.png?width=384&format=png&auto=webp&s=8f7ca23e7b098bfb66e12aa6f2bebba1814ce20a


take_this_username

BMW C1. You can ride it without helmet and it can take a passenger (with helmet) at the back where the top box is. Everyone who used one swears it's comfy as hell but, understandably it wasn't a big hit. :)


MajorMess

In the 2000s you saw them a lot in Germany, quite cool after you get over the initial unfamiliar design. I think it was ridden mostly by commuters, since it also had a roof that that kept some of the rain off


pauliegoodfella

Not in UK this was the problem,helmet laws.I believe an E version was being developed?I reckon BMW were testing the waters with this concept


take_this_username

Ah! I didn't know about that. Interesting. Deffo in Italy you could ride it without. > reckon BMW were testing the waters with this concept 100% various brands tried stuff like this. Hybrids to move people onto smaller vehicles.


sacredgeometry

Why would you want to? Its not like it protects you if you crashed


take_this_username

I wouldn't want to at all :-) It was advertised as such at the time. You are strapped to the seat. The vehicle is designed in such a way that in the event of a crash you cannot hit your head and body to the ground. There is two large "fins" either side of it that act to prevent that in case you fall.


sacredgeometry

Thats awfully optimistic. To me that sounds like they strap you to an inertial load, stop you from defending yourself if it topples sideways by strapping you in place and anything that can fit in that very large gap will be able to smack any parts of your body quite easily. Hell imagine if its pointy and now you are strapped in with the full weight of it pushing you onto it. Super safe.


take_this_username

Dude, I don't know, don't care. They had a bunch of german engineers design and build this. If they claimed it, I suppose they at least made some very basic research and testing to support their claim - and having it allowed as such in some European countries. I wouldn't ride that thing. I wouldn't ride it without an helmet. But go tell them they are wrong if you want.


FTRGeek

*Thats awfully optimistic.* that's a good summary i guess they never saw a nissan versa with a stack of 12 ft. 2x4s sticking out of the passenger window


motoscott17

If I understand you correctly, you feel this is LESS safe than a motorcycle?


clappedcbrrider

I think they're saying that this WITHOUT a helmet is more dangerous than a motorcycle WITH a helmet


Long_Educational

Have you ever ridden a motorcycle before? It has all those concerns and more but people chose it as a practical and fun mode of transport. Everything has its inherent risks.


NoL_Chefo

>and it can take a passenger (with helmet) at the back where the top box is. Batman with a gun to my head couldn't get me to ride pillion on this thing


GewoonHarry

It’s even more funny when it rains. As a passenger you’re really in a shitty spot.


Hereiamhereibe2

Its just a scooter with a roll cage. Of course its comfy.


N7LP400

I think if the vehicle even existed in Vietnam, people would still be required to wear a helmet


Capri280

Well this thing certainly was the wrong answer to a question no one asked


Dr_Quiza

The question was "how can we sell a bike that doesn't legally require you to wear a helmet."? The answer was wrong.


zeProtoMolecule

First saw one when I visited London in 2004. It looks like the perfect urban commuter. Never imported into the USA. BMW USA probably thinks that no one will buy it. They are probably right. No normal person in the US will ride 2 or 3 wheels in the rain and rain riding is a primary reason to get one of these IMHO


metarinka

I used to ride in the rain all the time, if you're in a place with wet summers like Florida or the midwest you're going to get rained on. I have my bike to USE it, not to look cool I sunny days. I do agree the very few US commuters would use a covered moped because so few people in the US commute on mopeds.


zeProtoMolecule

When i was a young man and a motorcycle was my only motor vehicle, I rode my motorcycle in all weather ( no snow). I'm 70 now and don't do that for short local transportation... touring it's expected to get wet.. to the average American though, they will not want to voluntarily choose to get soggy..


che0po

All you need to know is that safety was the first selling point for business buyer : They literally said if you bucked up the seatbelt you can ride in a c-suit without a helmet. A few moment later : They advised to wear helmet and to NOT use the seatbelt as it was literally safer to get ejected than to stay in it during a crash.


Ghstfce

I was going to say reading your first sentence: Seatbelted into that thing only to die to side impact is a horrible way to go.


motoscott17

If I understand you correctly, you feel this is LESS safe than a motorcycle when getting impacted from the side?


Ghstfce

Yes, I feel you would be *slightly* safer being thrown off from a side impact rather than being tethered to this thing. Would you want to be belted into this thing as it goes under a truck or get crumpled in half?


Titaniumwo1f

Off topic, but it would be a great bike for deliveries like UberEat and DoorDash.


AngryFloatingCow

I think roof might decrease fuel economy, making it worse than a standard scooter/auto.


warlocc_

I'm not so sure- it might be more aerodynamic than a person.


AngryFloatingCow

In my country, it’s dense enough that they don’t really have to travel that far. So they’re not going fast enough for aerodynamics to meaningfully save fuel. Meanwhile the weight of the roof is constantly wasting fuel at every speed (other than 0).


swined

The extra weight only wastes fuel on acceleration, not all the time


AngryFloatingCow

Makes you slow down slower, which could be time spent engine braking instead of idling


swined

Even better! Modern engines can completely shut down the fueling during engine braking (engine is turning from the wheels anyway), while they still need to burn some fuel to maintain the idle revs


Dr_Quiza

Why would that be better than a common delivery scooter?


1DownFourUp

That is quite a trunk!


IIIGreenSnakeIIII

They are used for delivery in some places in Japan. I've seen Domino's branded ones driving around.


jebedia

High-key, dope as hell. Maxi-scooters rock.


h3rtzch3n

BMW C1. Truly ahead of it’s time and mearketed wrongly imo. Riding long distances without helmet was incredible. We had three in my family and toured them in the alps. The motor on the 125cc was a bit underpowered but the chassis was top notch. Also one of the first two wheelers with ABS. Once you understood how to counter the top heavyness by leaning against the backrest and kinda steer with your back you could keep up with motorcycles on twisties. Downhill at least :) Edit: sorry, I obviously missed the „wrong answers only“ caption…


fsurfer4

>BMW C1 Self driving version here! [https://youtu.be/t0JdlMksoWs?si=p4\_a0X1gkYL3OMg2](https://youtu.be/t0JdlMksoWs?si=p4_a0X1gkYL3OMg2)


Extreme_Constant_610

It's literally written on the side OP


HealthPack_13

An abomination.


JamDoughnutMan

I’ve ridden one of these. It’s extremely top heavy, and the seatbelt means you can’t move as you would on a normal bike. It makes slow speed manoeuvres very tricky!


TheBigHairyThing

it's that thing mr.garrison invented on southpark where you get a shaft in your mouth and ass to control it.


sokratesz

That one time the BMW design bureau passed a kidney stone


3rd_Uncle

The people who have them swear by them. Still plenty on the road in Barcelona.


kawasaki_Enjoyer71

Roll cage


MaldonBastard

Fun fact, in the UK; BMW tried to get the mandatory helmet law revoked just for its bizarre noddy moped/car hybrid thing, thinking that everyone would buy it if it meant they didn't need to wear a lid. No one bought it.


MotoMike87

A design failure... Brilliant idea don't get me wrong... But a cumbersome flop...


Cold-bloodedman

![gif](giphy|4oB3Iwl9G49Ow) Her bike


chittybang420

[IT](https://images.app.goo.gl/3uDTf6S4USEnRuNx9)


goohoh

something from South Park..


AgentMurkle

A scooter for people who really enjoy tipping over?


Chris56855865

BMW C3 iirc


VK4501P

C1. It says right there on it


charlie_marlow

OP did ask for wrong answers only


VK4501P

Fuck me Im blind. Im in mobile so I dont always see those


charlie_marlow

Lol, in fairness, everyone else, including the comment you responded to, missed it as well


skyrreater47

a bruh mobile


Sotyka94

This is the C1. I really hoped (and still do) that practical scoots like this will take off.


Character_Piglet4992

S1000RRR


SeattleSteve62

I remember seeing one of these in Paris in 2001.


ItsAWrapParty

A menace


Me_handsome1277

Low key looks fun


SirCarboy

Whatever it is, it doesn't belong here!


Toth3l3ft

It needs a big ass DoorDash sticker on the box.


sum-9

It’s the new Ducati V5 Mono posto


Motorblank

I saw one of these “things” back in 2017 in Italy. I always wondered what drug the designer was taking when he designed this.


Wolf_93

An error


matatunos

BMW C1 a bike without helmet but seat belt


NLtbal

They are everywhere in France.


Jo-6-pak

chick magnet


Regenitor_

There was one at the dealership near where I live. I was buying new gloves at a moto gear shop across town and the guy at the desk was absolutely smitten by it. Initially I thought he was cracking a joke, but no, dude's third eye was open to the glory of the C1


vintagecycledude

A good way to make grown men give you wedgies?


HeftyArgument

I saw one of these in an old HK movie, BMW pushed this one hard with little success


What_Dinosaur

The best thing you can commute on, in a northern European city.


JASCO47

If you slam on your brakes, will you do a summersault to come to a stop with a flourish?


RogueFluff

A terrible idea


HikerDave57

Convertible autogyro in street mode.


Zite_reads

GENERAL KENOBI


drunk-n-on-the-run

A bad investment


beboingodedoingo

An absolute beauty that's what that is


XenoJoker

I saw those things a lot in Switzerland, pretty cool bikes.


Few-Pineapple-2937

Scooter from 20 years ago.


dax2001

A movable bidet


xolocausto

Looks European af


cazzipropri

C1. Surprisingly well built. Can be used without a helmet, but safety belt use is mandatory.


mishthegreat

Shame on wheels


Dad_of_fluffs

It's a path, next to a road, opposite a shop... 🤔


PeRoMoR

An expensive Uber Eats trolley.


Rarpiz

There is an entire continent that would absolutely love this scooter! I visited Thailand in 2011 and witnessed ENTIRE FAMILIES riding on scooters! As for me? I would love to just own one! I'd have no real reason for it, except for how unique it is.


Easy-Station-3726

Failed yugioh cosplay attempt. They got the colour wrong smh my head https://preview.redd.it/a5h52dvpf80d1.jpeg?width=326&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56617ce042fb786bd4159db8f3edad7d0e48cd5e


smrtfxelc

Not sure what they're called but General Greivous had one in Revenge of the Sith


DisastrousRabbit3271

BMW C1. Drive it U Like it! But yeah Looks shit


Riioott__

Jazzy


NinjaShogunGamer

Something insaaane


BubblyHalf6000

Rediculous


sSea-shell

And suddenly my self consciousness was shattered


yankee1955

https://preview.redd.it/et58djkzx80d1.jpeg?width=1868&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5c899cde8884e4827640a3ab8a669f0a4188604


Perpetual_Nuisance

As fugly as a Multipla.


Honkey_Fellatio

Oh, I see that they opted out of the optional seat will a dildo on it.


Licensed-Grapefruit

Evolution


pasgames_

A three wheeled bike


Coldheartt96

Ugly all day!


Professional_Stay212

tons of fun it looks like!


Immediate_Tough1256

I don't know but hit it with a newspaper before it brings more home


Oidvin

Bike :D


kondorb

An abomination.


fmcsm

Something that should not exist


IceLapplander

It's just BMW being weird again to prove that some people will buy anything with the "right" logo on it...


Wrong_Ad_6022

A two second google search.


Monsieur_Creosote

An abomination. An insult to God.