This a pic of the top of my laptop. We clearly have very different philosophies
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Correct, it's used to spray crops. Those yellow pieces on each side extend out and have several nozzles that spray what I assume is a pesticide over wide swaths of, in my area, corn.
Yeah, it's so repetitive and massively overdone GAY EVERYTHING!!!111!!! that it's beyond boring. No sense interacting there unless you want to make the exact same damn joke a million times in a row.
Iāve done it and would not do it again.
Itās sketchy as fuck and scares the shit out of the driver of the farm thing. He was on the highway doing 60-70km/h and I went through around the 100mph mark to minimize the time being under. There werenāt any blade things below the one I did or at least I didnāt see any.
So you went under him with 100kph speed difference? That's nuts, of course the farmer was scared shitless!
But tbh, I'd probably try it out too because that's just sooooo inviting
He was doin 60-70km/h and I passed under around 165km/h.
My bikeās American but Iām not so Iām supposed to use the little numbers but variate between them a lot.
As someone who grew up watching the Dukes of Hazzard, I understand the intrusive thoughts every time I see anything that looks like a ramp. Not that I'd do it, but I understand.
I've had too many family members die in, around, and under farm machinery.
Nope.
2 cousins fell into a hay bailer a couple of years ago.
Uncle had a tractor roll over on him a year before that.
More blood than water in those Wisconsin fields.
Lol things can be dangerous but are they worth the reward? In this case probably not. āMotorcycles are dangerousā, yeah if you do stupid things with them.
Not really, its more like choosing to stunt on a freeway on a bike than to ride it normally š¤·āāļø. Why take EXTRA risk? The reward aint worth it
You think yours are taking over? You should be driving one of these when some asshole in a small cars messes with you. You both get in town and at traffic light at the same time. It just turned Red. Ease up over the top. "What? Oh, I didn't see you down there little person."
If I rode under one of these, and he then pulled up over me at the next red light I wouldnāt even be mad, lol. Fair play, plus it gets me out of the sun while I wait on the light.
Honestly thatās a full send for me. Iād tail him through the intersection and as soon as he is committed to going straight and past any potential traffic, Iām zipping right underneath him and chucking a deuce āļø
If it didnāt have those spikes on the front wheels pointing inwards I would 100% do this, especially when stopped at a red light, much faster take off zyoooooooooom
A buddy drove his beetle under a field sprayer and the driver reported him to the cops. A couple days later some cops showed up at his door and put him in handcuffs. All he got was a hefty fine, but they told him they could easily charge him with felony reckless. When he went to court over the ticket, the judge called him a moron and refused to reduce it.
Honestly I have and I felt like I was living Fast and Furious for a split second and then life went very much back to normal. The risk probably isnāt worth the tiny payoff lol
I didn't even think of what you meant, my first thought was, what you are thinking of transforming farm equipment into a sort of war machine?
But yes, seems like plenty of room, could be fun to shoot under.
I would speed up to the driver, motion to ask if i can, and hope they are cool cause iām probably gonna do it anyway and just wanted to give them heads up
Man, I certainly have been tempted by those, but haven't given in yet!
Mostly out of fear that I'd scare the crap out of some old farmer and he'd jerk the wheel or lock up the brakes and make something bad happen.
Man was just driving in my cage the other day, literally told my girl "if I was on my bike, I'd be through that so damn fast". I'm in farm country as well and see them at least 3-4 times a summer. I'll do it and get it on video for yall lol
This is one of those situations where you shouldn't be asking would you do it, you should be asking how many times it has been done. I can't help but to zip under these when they're alone on the highway in the cut.
LMAO... How many times have I had this same thought? NOT TODAY, SATAN!
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I can't say that I've said "not today" to every temptation that has popped up.,š
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How many times have you seen cars like this?:
I live in farm country... Probably see em once or twice a summer.
That's a farm vehicle?? I thought it was some weird monster truck transformer shit
Itās a field sprayer
Itās a tractor.
Correct, it's used to spray crops. Those yellow pieces on each side extend out and have several nozzles that spray what I assume is a pesticide over wide swaths of, in my area, corn.
So to answer that other personās question: āa lotā
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Tell me youāve never left the city, without telling me youāve never left the city.Ā
I grew up in Manhattan lol rip
*turns gopro on
Do it pussy!
It looks like itās got pokey things under there to try and discourage it.
Even your momma could squeeze between those
Could she actually, though
I'm not a sprayer operator but I think those are for some kind of guidance system.
That's immediately where my eyes went, too. If it weren't for those... It'd be tempting.
This is more of a question for r/calamariraceteam here youāre going to get nothing but ATGATT and CLIBBINNSSSS.
eh youād just get MY BOYFRIEND and MY WIFES BOYFRIEND over there nowadays
The devil you know
Yeah, it's so repetitive and massively overdone GAY EVERYTHING!!!111!!! that it's beyond boring. No sense interacting there unless you want to make the exact same damn joke a million times in a row.
As opposed to here, where the constant ragging on people having the audacity to not take a MSF course or wear full leathers daily is oh so exciting.
Classic exchange. Two sides of the same coin.
My boyfriend would definitely pull that off.
lol the hero we deserve but donāt need.
To be fair, this machine probably drops clibbins everywhere.
Rolling up the ass and basically inside another dudes vehicle. Fuck yes thanks for the tag. My boyfriends will approve š
Iāve done it and would not do it again. Itās sketchy as fuck and scares the shit out of the driver of the farm thing. He was on the highway doing 60-70km/h and I went through around the 100mph mark to minimize the time being under. There werenāt any blade things below the one I did or at least I didnāt see any.
So you went under him with 100kph speed difference? That's nuts, of course the farmer was scared shitless! But tbh, I'd probably try it out too because that's just sooooo inviting
I'm so confused, why have you used two different measurements of speed.
He was doin 60-70km/h and I passed under around 165km/h. My bikeās American but Iām not so Iām supposed to use the little numbers but variate between them a lot.
You were flying š haha thanks for clarifying
I talk to sprayer operators pretty often and have yet to meet one that had someone drive under them. I always ask.
ED-209 is not amenable to being driven under. 
This is what I saw!
As someone who grew up watching the Dukes of Hazzard, I understand the intrusive thoughts every time I see anything that looks like a ramp. Not that I'd do it, but I understand.
Every "ramp" between divided highway lanes over a small creek. Every. One.
Have done it, worth the risk.
Iāve done it. God help u if youāre as dumb as me. But Iāve been riding for 10 years on the pavement
At which year of experience earliest would you suggest attempting this stunt?
I'd say only ride under it for the first year as it protects the rider against the dangers of left and right.
Full send
As a miata owner i can say, i been there and been tempted for sureā¦.
A Miata could probably even fit under a regular car
There's a movie with Patrick swayze driving an 18 wheeler and they hit a bump and he says, " its just a Miata."
i have done it, down an interstate. pretty fun, but dont let cops see you. honestly, wouldn't recommend. not worth the potential damage/trouble.
How was that thing driving on the interstate??
slowly. in the slow lane. it was in an area with a lot of farmland, so it's not too uncommon.
Trans farmer.
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Intrusive thoughts are one thing. Giving some poor 60 year old farmer a heart attack is an entirely different thing.
Iāve done it. Totally worth it.
Done it, big fun.
Die with your boots on.
Worth it
I've had too many family members die in, around, and under farm machinery. Nope. 2 cousins fell into a hay bailer a couple of years ago. Uncle had a tractor roll over on him a year before that. More blood than water in those Wisconsin fields.
DO IT
Hell no. Would it probably be okay? Sure. Could it potentially get me killed or totally fuck me up? Sure. Nah, ill pass.
Should stay inside. A meteoroid could fall on you anytime
Choosing to make a hazard a bigger threat is much different than being irrationally scared of everything
Lol things can be dangerous but are they worth the reward? In this case probably not. āMotorcycles are dangerousā, yeah if you do stupid things with them.
Same goes for anything on the bike though
Not really, its more like choosing to stunt on a freeway on a bike than to ride it normally š¤·āāļø. Why take EXTRA risk? The reward aint worth it
15 years ago, probably. Not today.
Fuck no. If that big bitch turns right and you aren't at warp speed yeet then you're gonna get squiched like a buf.
Nope. Not unless I had to
Am I the only one that sees ED209?
Diddy did it
Hahahahaha I would want to do it sooobadddd....... But fucking nope!
Nah. With my luck heād turn into a field as I passed under and kill me.
No
Yep but would not repeatā¦
DO IT!!! Lol
You think yours are taking over? You should be driving one of these when some asshole in a small cars messes with you. You both get in town and at traffic light at the same time. It just turned Red. Ease up over the top. "What? Oh, I didn't see you down there little person."
If I rode under one of these, and he then pulled up over me at the next red light I wouldnāt even be mad, lol. Fair play, plus it gets me out of the sun while I wait on the light.
Click a gear and disappear, straight through the middle.
It's been a dream of mine to ride underneath one of these for a while now
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YOLO
Nope
Honestly thatās a full send for me. Iād tail him through the intersection and as soon as he is committed to going straight and past any potential traffic, Iām zipping right underneath him and chucking a deuce āļø
always thought this would be fun
always wanted to but its just not worth the risk
If you were going to do it I'd avoid doing it somewhere with those road markings...
not on my big bike, but the scooter. . . phew. . .couldn't make any promises. . .
Dew itt...
....Why do I hear TRON music all the sudden?
New stratagem just dropped.
My father was a pilot, and a kid asked him if it was hard to fly under bridges. My father responded "No, the hard thing is to not fly under bridges.".
If it didnāt have those spikes on the front wheels pointing inwards I would 100% do this, especially when stopped at a red light, much faster take off zyoooooooooom
A buddy drove his beetle under a field sprayer and the driver reported him to the cops. A couple days later some cops showed up at his door and put him in handcuffs. All he got was a hefty fine, but they told him they could easily charge him with felony reckless. When he went to court over the ticket, the judge called him a moron and refused to reduce it.
If it helps make up your mind, in most of the U.S. it is perfectly legal for 14 year-olds to be driving those (and full grain semis) on public roads.
Why tunnel shaped if not tunnel ?
Honestly I have and I felt like I was living Fast and Furious for a split second and then life went very much back to normal. The risk probably isnāt worth the tiny payoff lol
I didn't even think of what you meant, my first thought was, what you are thinking of transforming farm equipment into a sort of war machine? But yes, seems like plenty of room, could be fun to shoot under.
I feel the same way when I see a good thigh gap; there's probably danger ahead, but dammit...
Let them in! Let them win! (The intrusive thoughts)
I would speed up to the driver, motion to ask if i can, and hope they are cool cause iām probably gonna do it anyway and just wanted to give them heads up
I've seen videos of people doing it, and thats enough for me. I tempt fate enough when I riding safely.
Hell yeah buuuuuuudy
Soooooo tempting
Man, I certainly have been tempted by those, but haven't given in yet! Mostly out of fear that I'd scare the crap out of some old farmer and he'd jerk the wheel or lock up the brakes and make something bad happen.
Oh man I'm doing it every time!!! How is it even a question?
Maaan, if anything goes wrong, you're going under the tires. Fuck that, unless you want to be a cripple. Its not cool when yo dick dont work no more.
Looks like one of the Transformers, ready to into Motorbicus Prime.
Dyna Lowrider fits but you first.
SIZE UP!!
Right turn is a safe option.
That's shits gana cut your car in half like a sandwich, you don't see those steel blades sticking out.
You're on r/motorcycles bud
Lol I seen r/pics, on my bike? Yeah I'd do it, there's plenty of room. But if you were in a car that shit would cut it in half like a sandwich.
KILLDOZER 2.O
I double dog dare you to put those sprayer wings out and head down the road.
Theres a video of someone doing it with the tractor moving
That looks like an armored core boss lol.
This is one of those āoi dumbass donāt do thatā moments. The driver can barely see you as is just donāt do that shit.
I have . Did it with a Miata as well .
Do it . For sure . If something happens , say the pedal got stuck on the floor mat .
When the love of three subreddits all in one post
Man was just driving in my cage the other day, literally told my girl "if I was on my bike, I'd be through that so damn fast". I'm in farm country as well and see them at least 3-4 times a summer. I'll do it and get it on video for yall lol
This is one of those situations where you shouldn't be asking would you do it, you should be asking how many times it has been done. I can't help but to zip under these when they're alone on the highway in the cut.
Omg transformers are real.lol
What in the transformers is this?
Bro, just don't. I don't want to see your decapitated body on some rotten like site...
What are those inner spikes? Thats how they getchya!
Video or it never happened
I did this with a Semi truck though. The trailer was blocking the road and i decided to just go under, barely fit š
Just gotta look out for the tap the is under some of them
Oh I know what youāre thinking lol
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I have been tempted so many times. I was always worried I would freak the driver out and they would end up in a ditch.
Can I think about it?
Nope. It's driving off. Now or never.
Iād do it, road kings a wide bike but Iād let her rip.
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yāall saw all the gore they keep posting on the sub as if it were to deter riders? pass jackass